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Show Nuts #54
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
58627 58644 59336
RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
1561 replies and 114 files omitted.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59305
59307
>>59304
Okay....
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59306
59307
>>59304
Just meme a wizard to do the magic for you
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59307
59308 59309
>>59305
>tfw I'm now the party disappointment
>>59306
I...
You...
WHAT
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59308
59311
>>59307
Just meme Gandalf or someone to fight for you and do cool stuff and cast the spells you want
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59309
59311
>>59307
Not disappoint, just,... disappoint Xp
Seriously, I had hoped that giving Torc clerical spells (again, cuz lots of specific spells - Airwalk for example - should be cross-class spells) would be of benefit
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59310
>>59302
Yeah, you should've taken Divine Might a while ago..
I only never bothered with it because Tracy's Char is so low.
>Sacred Shield
What's that?
Is there a profane equivalent?
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59311
59312
>>59308
………………
I am of confusion
>>59309
I just wasn't enjoying the whole gimick, it was fun at first, but then it just kinda drug on.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59312
59313 59315
>>59311
Say what you will, but that "Oh lawd Jesus" post was one of the finest moment of game desu. Still we can re-work it if it is preferrable
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59313
59314 59315
>>59312
Uh... what bread was that?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59314
59315
>>59313
Oh, like I know off hand, I don't even remember the context. You do realize we account for about 57k of the 59k posts on this board?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59315
59316 59318
>>59313
>>59312
>>59314
This one? >>8492 →
Please be patient. I have autism.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59316
>>59315
This one as well...
>>9469 →
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59317
59321
Stix feels around his cloak for his dagger and remembers it was thrown in battle with Thez.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59318
>>59315
Precisely that one
>4 digits
Were we ever so young?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59319
59320 59324 59325
>>59303
Page 106
http://forum.nwnights.ru/uploads/rulebooks/Complete_Warrior.pdf
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59320
59322
>>59319
Can we cite SRD sourcebooks?
I've had my eye on Arterial Strike.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59321
59323
>>59317
Its still stuck in the support-beams of the port walls. Don't worry tho, mundane daggers are a dime a dozen and easily replaceable (ask Tracy Xp)
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59322
59325
>>59320
Nigger, you've already asked for gibs tonight
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59323
59324 59327
>>59321
Not to Stix. That one his sentimental to him.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59324
59326
>>59319
Oh no. Its a seriously exhaustive manual.
>RIP my spare time
>>59323
Noted. The dagger in question is unmoved, for precisely the same reason
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59325
59326
>>59322
>>59319
I want Divine Vigor, if we can take stuff from that book.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59326
59328
>>59325
Fuck off

>>59324
Tracy's faggot insists Divine Might is SRD
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59327
59329 59331
>>59323
>Stix Dagger's are special
Tracy lost all of her weapons, including her "dark" and "edgy" knives when she handed them over to the security at Cardishore five months ago
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59328
>>59326
It is.
I noticed that feats are introduced by sourcebooks, but the feats that were considered to be balanced made it into the 3.5 SRD.

Divine Might is worth training for.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59329
59332
>>59327
*desire to retrieve daggers intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59330
59334 59336
It looks like Infernius's faggot won't be returning tonight, so I'll be in bed soon.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59331
59333 59343
>>59327
And who's fault was that?
>>59269
Amist all the,... contention, Thez sits relatively before Stix, sipping "gently" from a glass of clear liquid, and wondering about how to proceed.
"So,... do you,... regret,... killing,...."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59332
59337
>>59329
"Just wait for me, girls..." Tracy says under her breath
In my defense, I didn't expect to get teleported in the middle of security.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59333
59346
>>59331
“Myself? That’s the funny thing. I remember right before I did it thinking that it must be done. Like I was doing everyone a favor by doing it. I partially wish I didnt, but I don’t know if it was avoidable.”
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59334
>>59330
Infernius entered the discord just now
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59335
59338
Welp, found an old post of mine that will always be relevant >>6560 →

In the meantime, I'm hoping Torc and Snek arrive before they kill eachother
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59336
>>58626
>>59330
Hello
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59337
59339
>>59332
No response to >>59184? Okay...
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59338
59340
>>59335
I’m hoping they arrive so Stix can properly meet them. Torc only got a couple of phrases out before Stix when after Tracy... and left him.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59339
>>59337
>>59188

Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59340
59342 59344
>>59338
Yeah, should be good...

Sorry about leaving you
/s2+g
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No.59341
[3d20 = 30]
Kill all metalniggers!
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59342
>>59340
Your fine.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59343
>>59331
What was the fate of Trumpaladin's parting gift to the 5 shazbots?
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59344
59345
>>59340
But your not sorry for leaving me.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59345
59346 59347
>>59344
No not really, now realize how Thez feels
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59346
>>59333
Checked
>>59345
Ooooh, sting
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59347
>>59345
Shes the most powerful, so she watches the city.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59348
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Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59349
59352
Alright. Where we last left off, Infernius was getting set on fire. I rolled a 6d20 for his saves, but I'll allow his player to make the roll, and weigh the results against my rolls.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59351
>>59350
shhhh
/s2+g
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No.59352
>>59349
Sorry
/s2+g
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No.59353
59354 59355
[6d20 = 71]

Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59354
>>59353
Oooh, a 20 AND a 1
2OBux
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No.59355
59356
[6d20 = 68]
>>59353
Rolling