RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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>>59304Just meme a wizard to do the magic for you
>>59307Just meme Gandalf or someone to fight for you and do cool stuff and cast the spells you want
>>59307Not disappoint, just,... disappoint Xp
Seriously, I had hoped that giving Torc clerical spells (again, cuz lots of specific spells - Airwalk for example - should be cross-class spells) would be of benefit
>>59302Yeah, you should've taken Divine Might a while ago..
I only never bothered with it because Tracy's Char is so low.
>Sacred ShieldWhat's that?
Is there a profane equivalent?
>>59308………………
I am of confusion
>>59309I just wasn't enjoying the whole gimick, it was fun at first, but then it just kinda drug on.
>>59311Say what you will, but that "Oh lawd Jesus" post was one of the finest moment of game desu. Still we can re-work it if it is preferrable
>>59312Uh... what bread was that?
>>59313Oh, like I know off hand, I don't even remember the context. You do realize we account for about 57k of the 59k posts on this board?
Stix feels around his cloak for his dagger and remembers it was thrown in battle with Thez.
>>59319Can we cite SRD sourcebooks?
I've had my eye on Arterial Strike.
>>59317Its still stuck in the support-beams of the port walls. Don't worry tho, mundane daggers are a dime a dozen and easily replaceable (ask Tracy Xp)
>>59320Nigger, you've already asked for gibs tonight
>>59321Not to Stix. That one his sentimental to him.
>>59319Oh no. Its a seriously exhaustive manual.
>RIP my spare time>>59323Noted. The dagger in question is unmoved, for precisely the same reason
>>59322>>59319I want Divine Vigor, if we can take stuff from that book.
>>59325Fuck off
>>59324Tracy's faggot insists Divine Might is SRD
>>59323>Stix Dagger's are specialTracy lost
all of her weapons, including her "dark" and "edgy" knives when she handed them over to the security at Cardishore five months ago
>>59326It is.
I noticed that feats are introduced by sourcebooks, but the feats that were considered to be balanced made it into the 3.5 SRD.
Divine Might is worth training for.
>>59327*desire to retrieve daggers intensifies*
It looks like Infernius's faggot won't be returning tonight, so I'll be in bed soon.
>>59327And who's fault was that?
>>59269Amist all the,... contention, Thez sits relatively before Stix, sipping "gently" from a glass of clear liquid, and wondering about how to proceed.
"So,... do you,... regret,... killing,...."
>>59329"Just wait for me, girls..." Tracy says under her breath
In my defense, I didn't expect to get teleported in the middle of security.
>>59331“Myself? That’s the funny thing. I remember right before I did it thinking that it must be done. Like I was doing everyone a favor by doing it. I partially wish I didnt, but I don’t know if it was avoidable.”
>>59330Infernius entered the discord just now
Welp, found an old post of mine that will always be relevant
>>6560 →In the meantime, I'm hoping Torc and Snek arrive before they kill eachother
>>59335I’m hoping they arrive so Stix can properly meet them. Torc only got a couple of phrases out before Stix when after Tracy... and left him.
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Kill all metalniggers!
>>59331What was the fate of Trumpaladin's parting gift to the 5 shazbots?
>>59340But your not sorry for leaving me.
>>59344No not really, now realize how Thez feels
>>59345Shes the most powerful, so she watches the city.
Alright. Where we last left off, Infernius was getting set on fire. I rolled a 6d20 for his saves, but I'll allow his player to make the roll, and weigh the results against my rolls.