RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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>>59806I guess we are not going on the mission after all. Oh well.
>>59807No no, this is a different story.
The mission is still on
>>59808But if Trump isn’t stuck in rock anymore, then there is no quest to get him out.
>>59809Oh
Can't Trump have stayed on the surface, albeit missing a Chunk of health?
>>59810GM makes it sound as if he isn’t dead yet, but is about to, which Trump is not happy about. He did say several times in the discord he was not rolling with it.
>>59800There's still a lot of robots though, and "hundreds" more pouring in through the roof.
>>59795Go look for your other dog.
>>59777Brachyurus is best pupper.
>>59821There was a shill? I always miss the best posts. ;_;
>>59825This.
Sometimes I miss the rampant faggotry..
*Feeds mimic pastrami sandwich*
>>59828Fucking hell.
That faggot already left at least five of his abhorrent threads on /sp/.
>>59828It was Zald with his fucking undertale lesbian fish
>>59830I thought zald didnt reply to people?
>>59832That undertale lesbian fish thing is his avatar now basically. He historically would respond to posts but would not link them (maybe he's posting from a safari browser on his phone?)
*brushes birds to keep them free of parasites and sores*
*Takes them to hop around the holodeck*
>>59834*mammoth-sized chicks hop around the virtual park*
<CHEEP!><CHEEP?><CHEEP!><CHEEP!> I can no longer access Discord...
>>59837GM is going to work, so you didn't miss anything. Except that Hitler commands Infernius "to fix thy own fuck ups"
>>59840*Cheeks grow flushed as she watches the birds hop and tumble about the place*
>>59840Especially since its that time of year, my local supply store has basins full of cheep-cheep
>>59842If Trumpaladin can proceed with his turn as he would have, then it is
Fae: Standard Action, cats obscuring mist. Move action, move the 75 feet to one of the robots
Trumpaladin: As I tried to do in
>>59438. Except if he can use Divine Might (his racial bonus feat has never been specified), then add that
>>59843Unless Sanctuary is effective against the flamethrowers. Then she casts sanctuary on self
If we're moving back several rounds, can Tracy attempt to snipe That Bitch before she gets to the gate?
I gotta Level-up so Tracy can summon her special cohort..
>>59845Tracy creeps up to get within ~30 feet of her.
>>59845Was she within 60 feet?
>>59847Well, Trumpaladin is facing 5 DC 10 monsters all by himself, has already killed two of the things
by himself >>59849>W/n 60 ftShe was hiding in the crowd as they moved away from the action.
>>59852They're monsters GM made up tho. How'd you determine that?
>>59853Well, let's see
The DC on the flame thrower is allegedly 22. That's the same as a Juvenile Red Dragon. The AC seems to be about 30, which is similar to an Old Red Dragon CR 20 or that Mummy Lord CR 15. They have a weak point (the Nozzle) which takes the CR down, but they seem to have an HP higher than 100, which is normal for most CR8+ monsters. The damage on the breath weapons is allegedly 14d8, although I think GM is mistaking a time he rolled for two of them, so maybe 7d8. 14d8 is similar to the 12d10 of an Adult Red Dragon CR15, and 7d8 is similar to a Young Red Dragon CR7. However, a Dragon can only use the weapon once per every few rounds. Like every 4 rounds or whatever, while these things can use it every single round. So these things are a hell of a lot more dangerous than a normal red dragon, at least to a warrior.
So these things are probably like CR10 to CR15, hard to say
>>59854>All this metaThe rules for CR weren't made to identify monsters' strength, they were meant for making/advancing them, for GM
Comparing things to dragons isn't proper either: a GM might consider speed, AC, the number of sides per HD, temperament, and a whole other list of things if he gave a fuck about getting CR right.
>15Nah. These things look like dull pushovers by themselves. I'd say 8 CR as individuals. They've just got tough armor and a dangerous extraordinary attack.
The encounter itself though? Idk about that. They're certainly dangerous when they surround you.
>>59855CR kind of falls apart when you take it to an individual level.
What really matters is if your character has the ability to damage the enemy or not.
>>59855These fucking flamethrowers definitely raise the CR on them. I think 10, like a Juvenile Red Dragon. Maybe more or less depending on the damage rolls
>tough armor and a dangerous attackYeah. What else is there exactly? They are highly mobile and have high HP. Only Infernius and Trumpaladin even has the BAB to beat their armor half the time, and they have too high of an HP for area spells to matter all that much
>Tracy's faggot complaining about anyone metaposting >>59857Meh, idk.
I just don't think it'd take four lvl 10 characters to fell just one of these things.