RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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>>60066I don't think GM will let us stay and fight
>>60069Meh, if i cant fight i guess ill leave.
>>60069It wasn't one of the options.
>>60070What were you going to do in the first place?
>>60073I was hoping to get Tracy's equipment back before the real throat-slitting began...
>>60074Tracy sighs, realizing that she's probably not going to be able to get her beloved knives back next session.
>from the outside
*Toes sink into chest fluff*
"There you go..." Tracy says, patting her chest that seems slightly poofier from the disturbance but otherwise unchanged
>>60084*walks by him, ignoring the screaming bull and humming to herself nonchalantly*
>>60086Shhhhhh... It'll be over soon...
>>60088*fluff poofs out, making Tracy visibly double in size*
Are you sure you want to try that?*static begins to pull Infernius closer somewhat*
[1d20+32 = 40]>>59987Scenarion 3: Trumpaladin uses the full force of his charisma to see if That Bitch wants sum fug
I have the right kind of autism that allows me to find the posts we were talking about.
After Rockefeller died, Soros sought to claim his throne in the Abyss.
>>5897 →>>8619 →>>60093Berry could rule both planes though.
>>60094Berry should ally with the haus of thez
>>60095I figured Berry would be an Abomination (infernal), rather than a regular fiend, desu. A borderline goddess.
>>60098I just think epic level monsters are cool.
[1d20+43 = 55]
Spellcraft to turn Infernius into a pickle
>>60101Just cast Polymorph Any Object. You don't need to roll.
>>60102Eh, spellcraft but oh well.
One sec and I'll figure out the DC for saving
>>60111We were shitposting on the discord that Berry Ebil was more powerful than Soros could ever dream to be.
Well? What's the canon going to be?
>>60122Thecannonwillbe800,sorryInevergotbacktoyouonthat
Kidding aside, I don't know; I've seen votes and rolls and suggestions and requests that aren't among the options, and all manner of what have you. What I haven't seen and no, I'm not logging in for the moment is a clear statement that reflects what everyone wants, pertaining to the three choices
>>60125Ikr. I wanted to knoe more.
>>60126I'm not just being coy, its that each path has a particular brand of spoilers. Personally, I prefer the second path also, just as long as no one is gonna get pissy cuz "muh swag".