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Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
58627 58644 59336
RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60069
60070 60071
>>60066
I don't think GM will let us stay and fight
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60070
60072
>>60069
Meh, if i cant fight i guess ill leave.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60071
>>60069
It wasn't one of the options.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60072
60073
>>60070
What were you going to do in the first place?
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60073
60074
>>60072
Fight
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60074
60075
>>60073
I was hoping to get Tracy's equipment back before the real throat-slitting began...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60075
>>60074
Tracy sighs, realizing that she's probably not going to be able to get her beloved knives back next session.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60076
60077 60078
>is bored
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60077
>>60076
*boops*
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60078
60079
>>60076
*boops*
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60079
>>60078
*boops*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60080
60081 60082
*absorbs Brad*
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60081
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>>60080

Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60082
>>60080
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60083
60084 60086
>from the outside
*Toes sink into chest fluff*
"There you go..." Tracy says, patting her chest that seems slightly poofier from the disturbance but otherwise unchanged
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60084
60085
>>60083
*shrieks*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60085
60088
>>60084
*walks by him, ignoring the screaming bull and humming to herself nonchalantly*
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60086
60087
>>60083
REEEEE!! Bad pony!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60087
>>60086
Shhhhhh... It'll be over soon...

/s2+g
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No.60088
60089
[1d20 = 8]
>>60085
*G-Grapples*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60089
>>60088
*fluff poofs out, making Tracy visibly double in size*
Are you sure you want to try that?
*static begins to pull Infernius closer somewhat*
2OBux
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No.60090
60091 60092 60112
[1d20+32 = 40]
>>59987
Scenarion 3: Trumpaladin uses the full force of his charisma to see if That Bitch wants sum fug
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60091
>>60090
*whips out dong*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60092
>>60090
Good, good.
*knocks crossbow*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60093
60094
I have the right kind of autism that allows me to find the posts we were talking about.
After Rockefeller died, Soros sought to claim his throne in the Abyss.
>>5897 →
>>8619 →
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60094
60095 60111
>>60093
Berry could rule both planes though.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60095
60096
>>60094
Berry should ally with the haus of thez
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60096
60097 60098
>>60095
I figured Berry would be an Abomination (infernal), rather than a regular fiend, desu. A borderline goddess.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60097
60098
>>60096
>is talking out his ass
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60098
60099
>>60097
>>60096
Jej
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60099
>>60098
I just think epic level monsters are cool.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60100
*unsheathes sword*
yPY8d
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No.60101
60102
[1d20+43 = 55]
Spellcraft to turn Infernius into a pickle
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60102
60103
>>60101
Just cast Polymorph Any Object. You don't need to roll.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60103
60104
>>60102
Eh, spellcraft but oh well.
One sec and I'll figure out the DC for saving
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60104
>>60103
23 fort DC
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60111
60112 60117
>>60094
Berry?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60112
>>60111
>>60090

Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60117
60118
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>>60111
We were shitposting on the discord that Berry Ebil was more powerful than Soros could ever dream to be.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60118
60119
>>60117
So is there a consensus?
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60119
60120
>>60118
On?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60120
60121
>>60119
Which scenario?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60121
60125
>>60120
I think 2 was most interesting, but I'll be quiet about it because I don't want to come off as a prick.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60122
60123
Well? What's the canon going to be?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60123
>>60122
Thecannonwillbe800,sorryInevergotbacktoyouonthat
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60124
60144
Kidding aside, I don't know; I've seen votes and rolls and suggestions and requests that aren't among the options, and all manner of what have you. What I haven't seen and no, I'm not logging in for the moment is a clear statement that reflects what everyone wants, pertaining to the three choices
Mrs. Sentry
B4Don
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No.60125
60126
>>60121
That demon rampaging in Cardishil sounds pretty interesting too.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60126
60127 60128
>>60125
Ikr. I wanted to knoe more.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60127
60134
>>60126
I'm not just being coy, its that each path has a particular brand of spoilers. Personally, I prefer the second path also, just as long as no one is gonna get pissy cuz "muh swag".
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60128
60129
>>60126
Those bracers always intrigued me desu. I suspected there was some special secret to them. Functionally, they seemed much less good than regular Bracers of Relentless Might, so I figured there was some hidden function or curse that distinguished them as artifacts.