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Show Nuts #54
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
58627 58644 59336
RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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Anonymous
2OBux
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No.58747
58748
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Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58748
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>>58747
"I beg your pardon , sir, but we verminkind have been playing foosball since before you vertebrates even walked the Earth. It is the pillar of order and discipline in our society: I would not be an insect if I allowed my faith to wane. I bid you farewell, stranger."
>cantaloupe
"..Lowest of the fruits..." he mutters inaudibly as he scuttles off
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58749
58750
The mantis continues to travel deeper into the city in stealth.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.58750
>>58749
GM is out. post on the main board
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58752
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*changes into wojack*

Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58753
58754 58756 58758 58760
Y'all ready to play this weekend?
Anonymous
v4RbM
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No.58754
>>58753
I think you need another hobby. Why not make oekaki art like you used to? Or something
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58755
58757 58759
Oekaki.png

Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.58756
>>58753
I’m ready.
Anonymous
2psyD
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No.58757
>>58755
Top Kek
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58758
>>58753
Yea.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.58759
>>58755
I kek'd
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58760
>>58753
I'm ready.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58761
58762
*scuttles through the city in stealth, moving towards the commotion*
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58762
58763
1505070839740-2.jpg
>>58761
*you see wojack*
"H-hello"
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58763
58764
>>58762
reeeeeee muh stealth!

"H-hello.." Th insect says nervously.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58764
58765
>>58763
"Y-You too"
/s2+g
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No.58765
58766
>>58764
*spaghetti blasts from his pockets towards you*
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58766
58767
>>58765
I think he could dodge that, but he's still thoroughly rustled by the sudden sketties blast.
"Rough day, I take?"
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58767
58768 58770
>>58766
"Yea my boss,stabed my wife's son"
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.58768
58769
>>58767
"Why would he stab his own son like that?"
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58769
58771
>>58768
"Because he found out about his daughter."
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58770
58772
>>58767
"O-oh.."
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.58771
58772
>>58769
"What about his daughter?"
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58772
58773 58774
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>>58771
>>58770
"She's my asain sex slave."
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.58773
58775
>>58772
"I'm sure your wife is thrilled"
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58774
Praying-Mantis-Closeup.jpg
>>58772
The insect slowly backs away for a few steps, then bolts in the opposite direction.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58775
13f.gif.cf.gif
>>58773
"My boss killed my wife."
*spins*
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.58776
58777 58778 58779 58780
*faggot goes to bed*
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.58777
>>58776
Good night.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.58778
>>58776
Night
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58779
>>58776
Night
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.58780
58781
>>58776
Goodnight
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58781
58782
>>58780
*dabs*
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58782
58783
>>58781
*boop*
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58783
58784
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>>58782

Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58784
58785 58786 58810
boop1.png
>>58783
I hate working nights, everyone's always offline when I get off even when its a weekend ~_~
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58785
>>58784
Yea it sucks.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58786
58787
>>58784
*pinches thez's ass*

Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58787
58788
>>58786
"Pinching the ass? Pedestrian! Caress the back of the knees you fool!"
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58788
58789
>>58787
*gentlty blows on kneecaps*
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58789
58790
>>58788
>says back of the knees
>goes for the front
"Rly? Boi, u need to learn ur erogenous zones."
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58790
58791
>>58789
*tickles stomach furiously*
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58791
58792
>>58790
"Better, but you should work up to the stomach, as its easy to over-sensitize. In fact, the female is easily over-sensitized, if not finessed. If you're going to start with heavy breathing, aim for the back of the neck or the ears. Hold off on the stomach until just before,... stuff," she says with a wink.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58792
58793
>>58791
"Well me dunno what you expect, me only was ever around Aryanne. Then me was exiled to mountains."
*caresses thighs*
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58793
58795
>>58792
"I don't expect anything, but I hope you'll pardon my,... aspirations," she says, blushing a bit.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.58794
58796
>fell asleep
>weird dream about camping... indoors?
>woke up now
What do?

Stix begins his journey back to the tower. He had seen weird things since coming here, but never would he guess he would be talking to a squirrel one minute, then holding onto a big acorn the next with no answers or clues as to what is happening around here. He wonders if this is just a really convincing dream.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.58795
58799
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>>58793
"Well me try to be better."
*massages neck*
*caresses cheek*
*blows on ears*
"Me know me said this before,but me am so glad me met you ana."
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58796
58797 58798 58809
>>58794
As Stix approaches Port Barry, he senses that something is amiss. For one, there are varying trails of smoke leading from some of the higher buildings. Additionally, there's a malevolently black-robed individual hovering above the town, throwing pumpkin-sized purple gobs of fire at the walls. Just another day at Port Barry,....
tbRzj
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No.58797
58799
>>58796
“This can only go so well for me”
Stix try’s to stealth past the individual, hoping to avoid more encounters with fire for the time being.

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