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Show Nuts #54
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
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RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
1561 replies and 112 files omitted.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60202
60205
Sorry, I fell asleep.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60205
60206
>>60202
"Take us there, horsey. Hyah!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60206
60207
>>60205
*Goes there*
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60207
>>60206
"Are you sure he's in the tower horsey?"
*pets horse on ears*
"You may just be smelling him from yesterday.

I guess we should go there anyways... I need to change clothing..."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60208
60209 60210
I'm about to pass out. I'm sorry...
No soul 4 Tracy tonight.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60209
60210
>>60208
At least Stix won’t be physically and mentally scarred for a little while longer then. Goodnight
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60210
>>60209
Aww...

>>60208
Yay
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60213
60216
o_O
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60214
60216 60227
>>60200
I'm waiting for GM on this one personally, that's why I suggested going to the board
Anonymous
6PXot
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No.60216
60217
>>60213
>>60214
Infernuis flies to the tower.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60217
60225 60229
>>60216
Tracy goes to the holodeck to train, and invites Infernius to join her.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60218
Her next training regime will be Cloak Dance btw.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60219
Hey, maybe we could feed the gibberniggers to Kiyen. That would make them useful for something: a staple for creatures that feed on humanoids, without causing drama.
I'll have Tracy ask her about it (taste test) when I have her go to Durpistan.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60220
60221 60224 60229
when he shows u his cosplay.png
>Kefka: "How does my new cosplay look?"
>Tfw
I made this one to test out the colors displayed in >>58462 → instead of just de-saturating. Looks a bit extra blue, but it is just a test.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60221
>>60220
I need to steal/shoop some template vectors for a braided tail.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60222
Will everyone be here this weekend?
I will.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60223
60227 60228 60230
Also, did we ever decide on the scenario?
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60224
>>60220
Slightly less shitty version.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60225
60226 60227
>>60217
Trumpaladin is somewhat relieved that the pony is no longer demanding his soul. He goes off and does a set of actions described in the discord
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60226
>>60225
Does it occur before or after Cardashil?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60227
60230 60232 60236
>>60214
This
>>60223
And this
>>60225
For the time being, this will avail you nothing
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60228
60230 60231
>>60223
Scenarios 2 or 3 sound the most interesting, although they yield the most opotential loss.

Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60229
>>60217
*he joins*
>>60220
Looks great.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60230
60232 60233
>>60223
I just want to play out the scene exactly as it would have but for the spell misinterpretation. That may still leave trumpaladin and Infernius to be killed by the bots, but at least there would be something of a battle.

Failing that, just an all out withdrawal from Cardishore

>>60227
That won't un-pet Stix

>>60228
You can lose your equipment too
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60231
60232 60234
>>60228
Scenario one is turning tail and running, with little reward, but safe equipment.
2 is big losses for time being, but interesting things revealed.
3 is a mystery box.

Also, from now on, I think we outta learn to leave the stuff we probably won't use at home.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60232
60234
>>60231
>>60227
>>60230
Scenario 1
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60233
60235
>>60230
Here's the problem. Scenario 2 should never have existed. Scenario 2 occurred because when Infernius showed back up to continue the fight and I rewound the game - by 3 rounds mind you - Trump suddenly decided he wanted to go in a completely different direction. It was that very decision that fragmented the possible outcome into 3 scenarios.
Scenario 1 is the "Original". Scenario 2 is the "Deviation". Scenario 3 is "GM's Choice".
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60234
60238 60240
>>60231
It's the risk that comes with wearing all of your capital on your body and walking around blinged up like a pimp. Darkie's associates could also be lurking around this city to steal ur swag too.
>>60232
Infernius still has a high chance of being cooked too though.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60235
>>60233
Fair enough
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60236
60237
>>60227
Hello there.
Will Torc's craft skill be helpful?
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60237
60239
>>60236
What are you crafting?
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60238
>>60234
Güd
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60239
60241
>>60237
Making Stix a new bow. Specifically a short bow
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60240
60242
>>60234
Oh look, someone who noticed the comment about "There have been an increase in inturuders lately,"
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60241
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>>60239
You could do that, but Thez was planning assigning BOB to Stix.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60242
60244 60245 60247
>>60240
I did.
Does Tracy's Armor of Darkness protect her from Sneak Attacks when it covers her body, since it obscures her anatomy?
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60243
60247
>>60241
>Thinks
>Thinks harder
>visible strain from thinking
Err, who is BOB again?
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60244
>>60242
*her whole body
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60245
60247 60249
Look of Doom.png
>>60241
Thez handed Bob to Trumpaladin when he asked for a ranged weapon shortly before the Capital visit

>>60242
She doesn't fucking have an armor of darkness just because you want her to have an armor of darkness
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60246
60248
>>60241
The green intelligent oathbow that Thez gave to Tracy, that she gave to Brad.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60247
60249 60250
>>60243
Bob is the shadow(servant) Thez gets as a Shadow-Dancer, who spends all his time attached to the Ghost-Touch Oath-Bow that she picked up once upon a time.
>>60245
Yes, and he's done so much with it
>>60242
Yeah no, no one got the kooky shadow-armor, because Torcuil had Covfefe, and when Thez approached him with the Dreadwraith scraps he compulsively lied about being able to use them to craft shadow armor.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60248
>>60246
Oh, that thing
Nevermind then...
He might want some light armor thought
>"Are you even gonna get around to enchanting my hat?"
Oh yeah, I need to enchant Snek's hat
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60249
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we blackguard nao.jpg
>>60245
She got it a long time ago.
She's using right now to obscure her face beneath her illusionary disgui-
>>60247
Oh....
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60250
>>60247
I'll give it to stix...
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60251
60253 60255 60256
>>60249
Yeah I know. This is the first time I've even mentioned covfefe since then, cuz I'm irritated that it threw a wrench in the whole idea
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60252
60254 60257
>>60249
>tfw you realize you have a lot less AC than you previously thought
I guess I outta get her a chainshirt....
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60253
60256 60257
>>60251
>Sigh
Who's fucking idea was thelat shit?
I regret the decision
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60254
60258
>>60252
And still you refuse to deploy her in combat
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60255
>>60251
*orders a dead soviet*
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60256
>>60251
It's a shame. They both would've looked awesome in it.
>>60253
I originally brought it up..
I found it on a wiki as I was casually browsing homebrew cursed items...

*Mr. Bones sadly dumps a bag of covfefe beans in the trash*