RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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>>60202"Take us there, horsey. Hyah!
>>60206"Are you sure he's in the tower horsey?"
*pets horse on ears*
"You may just be smelling him from yesterday.
I guess we should go there anyways... I need to change clothing..."
I'm about to pass out. I'm sorry...
No soul 4 Tracy tonight.
>>60208At least Stix won’t be physically and mentally scarred for a little while longer then. Goodnight
>>60213>>60214Infernuis flies to the tower.
>>60216Tracy goes to the holodeck to train, and invites Infernius to join her.
Her next training regime will be Cloak Dance btw.
Hey, maybe we could feed the gibberniggers to Kiyen. That would make them useful for something: a staple for creatures that feed on humanoids, without causing drama.
I'll have Tracy ask her about it (taste test) when I have her go to Durpistan.
>Kefka: "How does my new cosplay look?">TfwI made this one to test out the colors displayed in
>>58462 → instead of just de-saturating. Looks a bit extra blue, but it is just a test.
>>60220I need to steal/shoop some template vectors for a braided tail.
Will everyone be here this weekend?
I will.
Also, did we ever decide on the scenario?
>>60220Slightly less shitty version.
>>60217Trumpaladin is somewhat relieved that the pony is no longer demanding his soul. He goes off and does a set of actions described in the discord
>>60225Does it occur before or after Cardashil?
>>60214This
>>60223And this
>>60225For the time being, this will avail you nothing
>>60223Scenarios 2 or 3 sound the most interesting, although they yield the most opotential loss.
>>60223I just want to play out the scene exactly as it would have but for the spell misinterpretation. That may still leave trumpaladin and Infernius to be killed by the bots,
but at least there would be something of a battle.
Failing that, just an all out withdrawal from Cardishore
>>60227That won't un-pet Stix>>60228You can lose your equipment too
>>60228Scenario one is turning tail and running, with little reward, but safe equipment.
2 is big losses for time being, but interesting things revealed.
3 is a mystery box.
Also, from now on, I think we outta learn to leave the stuff we probably won't use at home.
>>60230Here's the problem. Scenario 2 should never have existed. Scenario 2 occurred because when Infernius showed back up to continue the fight and I rewound the game - by 3 rounds mind you - Trump suddenly decided he wanted to go in a completely different direction. It was that very decision that fragmented the possible outcome into 3 scenarios.
Scenario 1 is the "Original". Scenario 2 is the "Deviation". Scenario 3 is "GM's Choice".
>>60231It's the risk that comes with wearing all of your capital on your body and walking around blinged up like a pimp. Darkie's associates could also be lurking around this city to steal ur swag too.
>>60232Infernius still has a high chance of being cooked too though.
>>60227Hello there.
Will Torc's craft skill be helpful?
>>60237Making Stix a new bow. Specifically a short bow
>>60234Oh look, someone who noticed the comment about "There have been an increase in inturuders lately,"
>>60239You could do that, but Thez was planning assigning BOB to Stix.
>>60241Thez handed Bob to Trumpaladin when he asked for a ranged weapon shortly before the Capital visit
>>60242She doesn't fucking have an armor of darkness just because you want her to have an armor of darkness
>>60241The green intelligent oathbow that Thez gave to Tracy, that she gave to Brad.
>>60243Bob is the shadow(servant) Thez gets as a Shadow-Dancer, who spends all his time attached to the Ghost-Touch Oath-Bow that she picked up once upon a time.
>>60245Yes, and he's done so much with it
>>60242Yeah no, no one got the kooky shadow-armor, because Torcuil had Covfefe, and when Thez approached him with the Dreadwraith scraps he compulsively lied about being able to use them to craft shadow armor.
>>60246Oh, that thing
Nevermind then...
He might want some light armor thought
>"Are you even gonna get around to enchanting my hat?"Oh yeah, I need to enchant Snek's hat
>>60245She got it a long time ago.
She's using right now to obscure her face beneath her illusionary disgui-
>>60247Oh....
>>60249Yeah I know. This is the first time I've even mentioned covfefe since then, cuz I'm irritated that it threw a wrench in the whole idea
>>60249>tfw you realize you have a lot less AC than you previously thoughtI guess I outta get her a chainshirt....
>>60251>SighWho's fucking idea was thelat shit?
I regret the decision
>>60252And still you refuse to deploy her in combat
>>60251It's a shame. They both would've looked awesome in it.
>>60253I originally brought it up..
I found it on a wiki as I was casually browsing homebrew cursed items...
*Mr. Bones sadly dumps a bag of covfefe beans in the trash*