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Show Nuts #54
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
58627 58644 59336
RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
Anonymous
/kpkx
?
No.58627
387654__safe_artist-colon-zee66_oc_oc-colon-echo_oc only_animated_bat pony_eeee_pony_screech_seizure warning_solo_vibr.gif
>>58626

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58629
nightmare-ditlev-blunck.jpg

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58630
58631
Thez should've come along.
It would've been more interesting to come home to a Hell Brigade anyway.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58631
58632
>>58630
Or something with stab-able organs.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58632
58633
>>58631
Tracy will have plenty to stab here in a minute. I held back on Cardishore 'cuz I hadn't had time to figure out exactly what was happening in city when the party arrived (though a most obscure method I might add), but I'm ready to go with both cinematics, storyline, envirnonment, etc.
I'm probably not going to map most of Cardishore cuz its a massive city and there's going to be a lot of rapid-fire zones that will get vaguely mentioned and then ignored thereafter, but Its about to get hairy (and for once, its not entirely the party's fault).
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58633
58635
>>58632
Okay. I'm hype.
I've been meaning to get Tracy back into this city for months now.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58634
58635 58636 58637
>"I'm starved"
"We can grab some food after we get the cannon order placed"
>"Why go somewhere when there are four perfect sized meals in front of me?"
"This again?"
>"I'm not leaving until I eat a gnome"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58635
58643
>>58633
>inb4 thread breaks bump limit before friday evening
>>58634
kek
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58636
>>58634
Kek
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58637
58639
>>58634
>Intelligence
It occurs to Torcuil that all he'd really need to do is cause an explosion to occur in an area formerly occupied by Snek's lunch,... probably best of they're alone.
Anonymous
11KTC
?
No.58638
Tracy looks around the city and wonders how many of these fancy houses she'll have time to loot.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58639
58640
>>58637
Okay, I won't lie; I have no idea what you are meaning by this statement.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58640
>>58639
I think it sounds like he'd let you get away with murder, because it'd be funny.
OuvwY
?
No.58641
58642
[1d20+24 = 25]
*walks away while the ostrich and bull are fighting to continue searching the city in stealth*
Rolling to Hide
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58642
>>58641
[i]Reeeeeeeee
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58643
58644
>>58635
The hype is real.
No divegrass this weekend.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58644
58645
884.jpg.cf.jpg
>>58626
"Poor thez."
>>58643
>tfw no swastika
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58645
58646
>>58644
Shouldn't have told her to stay, imo..
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58646
58647
>>58645
We needed someone powerful and competent to lead the men while we are gone.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58647
58648
>>58646
Maybe I'm just being selfish, because I half-hoped to come back and find that the port was destroyed by a giant monster again...
>lead the men
They're canon-fodder, m8. No use putting them at risk.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58648
58649
>>58647
Reeeeee my men arent cannon fodder.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58649
58650 58651
>>58648
The followers you get from the Leadership feat aren't exactly useful for combat. Only a handful will even be 5th level.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58650
>>58649
That may be, but my men still aren't cannon fodder, they are respected soldiers.

Anonymous
/kpkx
?
No.58651
58652
>>58649
For the Six Gorrilionth time, you aren't the only one to receive Haxx
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58652
58653 58654 58655
>>58651
>only one
What do you mean?
Tracy has Leadership too. She just hasn't organized her soccer team yet.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58653
58656 58735
>>58652
So, what level can our followers be then?
Anonymous
/kpkx
?
No.58654
58657
>>58652
Fuck off
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58655
58659
1520466784176.gif
>>58652
>soccer team


(USER EARNED FLAG WITH THIS POST)
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58656
>>58653
If it's at least 4th level, I'd like to train some young ones as fellow Blackguards.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58657
58658
>>58654
No U

Tracy can have followers too.
I need to if I'm going to own this BG role.
Anonymous
/kpkx
?
No.58658
58688
>>58657
Why do you need to own the BG role and the thief role and the assassin role and so on and so on? Pick something
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58659
58661
>>58655
I wanna see the flag
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58661
>>58659
Our state needs a flag.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58663
58664
>>58662
Yea the isp niggers unplugged me even though the bill was payed.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58664
58665
>>58663
Ah
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58665
58720
>>58664
"Hey dinosaur."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58669
58673
>Deleting gets because you don't like them
Now that is [i]true heresy.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58673
58682
>>58672
>>58670
>>58669
>>58666
Not again...
Anonymous
/kpkx
?
No.58682
58686
>>58673
It's kind of funny though
Anonymous
/kpkx
?
No.58684
58731
I can see why Ninjas has so much fun doing this in Rabbit
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58686
58689
>>58682
Someone fucking shoot me, STOP IT CHILDREN
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58688
58689
>>58658
Why can't I be a Blackguard-thief? A sneaky shadow knight? Besides, thieves/assassins can be leaders too; they can be organized and teach others their techniques.

Just because I rolled lower stats shouldn't mean I have to play a secondary character.

The field would be kind of pointless without players, wouldn't it?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58689
58690
>>58686
>>58688
Relax it just bants
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58690
58691
>>58689
I'll relax when my opinions remain intact.
I'll take this all the way to the main board if I have to. I loathe censorship.
Anonymous
/kpkx
?
No.58691
58692
>>58690
>Take this all the way to the main board
Boy have we got a surprise for you
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58692
58693
>>58691
What's going on?
Anonymous
/kpkx
?
No.58693
58694
>>58692
Come on the Discord and see
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58694
58695
>>58693
I can't access the discord on this computer.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58695
58696
>>58694
Find one that can.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58696
58697
>>58695
I would if I could.
My resources are slim at the moment.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58697
58698
>>58696
So, how are we today?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58698
58699
>>58697
I've been better..
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58699
58700
>>58698
Sorry to hear that.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58700
58701
>>58699
Stix's faggot?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58701
58703
>>58700
Yep. Sorry, the others are distracting me with discord
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58702
>"GIVE ME GNOME STEAK OR GIVE ME DEATH
"Neither?"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58703
58704
>>58701
What're y'all talking about?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58704
58705
>>58703
Shitposting and other fun stuff. You would get a REAL kick out of the topic. But we can’t say it here.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58705
58706 58707
>>58704
Why can't you?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58706
>>58705
*dabs*
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58707
>>58705
>>58705
https://www.rabb.it/IronicAncap
Anonymous
grLdO
?
No.58708
58709
Learn to handle the Bantz, Tracy's faggot
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58709
58710 58711
>>58708
Censorship isn't a joke. Moderation privileges should not be used at one's own discretion.
Anonymous
grLdO
?
No.58710
58712 58714
>>58709
>implying a random post is censorship
It's bantz. Learn to handle it
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58711
>>58709
Agreed. Though you got to admit. You sometimes start these kind of squabbles
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58712
58713
>>58710
I don't think you understand.
Anonymous
grLdO
?
No.58713
>>58712
I don't think you do
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58714
58715
>>58710
>a random post is censorship
I'm talking cumulative.
Anonymous
grLdO
?
No.58715
58716
>>58714
What is being censored?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58716
58717
>>58715
Having one's post edited or deleted.
Anonymous
grLdO
?
No.58717
58718 58719
>>58716
What idea is being censored?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58718
>>58717
Think of every post of mine you've ever deleted, for example.

I have some work to do; signing off for the next hour or so.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58719
>>58717
Brad?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58720
58721 58722
>>58665
You turn around to see a giant praying mantis, dressed up in a black vest and fancy church blouse.
"Dinosaur? Oh, I do think I passed one earlier." he says, tipping his hat politely and adjusting his monocle with his long claw
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58721
>>58720
>giant bug
>various Starship troopers references
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58722
58723
>>58720
"Oh me thought....., how are you doing today?"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58723
58724
>>58722
"Very well, and yourself?"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58724
58725
>>58723
"Me miss my wife."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58725
58726
>>58724
"Ah, you're a family man I see." The giant insect says, with an accent that sounds kind of British like, but is really just indiscernible insect-speech.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58726
58727
>>58725
"Yea we have baby on the way."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58727
58728 58730
>>58726
"You're a lucky man." The green creature says
"A family is something to be cherished.."

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58728
58734
>>58727
"You have family bugman?"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58729
"CAW!" cries the Ostrich
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58730
Spoilered
>>58727
Is this censorship to you?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58731
58732
>>58684
Hey now, I mostly only do it in discord

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58732
58733
>>58731
Get on the discord
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58733
>>58732
>has cancer now
Thanks Xp
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58734
58744
dapper_mantis_by_royalty_doc-d6rdnb0.jpg
>>58728
"Ah.. No.. Mantis society is different from that of mammals, you see: our females eat our drones' heads during mating."

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58735
58736
>>58653
So, what level is that?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58736
58738
>>58735
Got access to discord right now?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58737
58740
Female_Evil_4 (1).jpg
GM, can Tracy spend a level like Torc did so that she can cast Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter spells as listed in Unearthed Arcana (Blindness/Deathness, Bestow Curse, Curse Water, Unholy Sword etc), as Blackguard spells?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58738
58739
>>58736
Not for a while.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58739
>>58738
Alright. But try to get to it asap. There is something going on there I think you would like.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58740
>>58737
Maybe
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58741
58742
You guys are going to wait until I leave and then start spamming the thread again aren't you?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58742
58743
>>58741
I would never!
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58743
>>58742
>every time
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58744
58745
>>58734
"Well then, I'm off to church." The enormous vermin says as he scuttles away at alarming speed.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58745
58746
1415483__safe_artist-colon-jeremeymcdude_oc_oc-colon-milo highliss_oc only_age regression_earth pony_female_filly_pony_show accurate_simple background_.png
>>58744
"Would you like to hear about Elway?"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58746
58747
MrMonacle272.jpg
>>58745
"Is that the name of your Lord? I beg your pardon, fine sir, but foosball is the only game for a monstrous insect such as myself. I have a sermon to attend in only a few minutes, and I wouldn't want to be late. Blessings to you though, fine stranger." He says, making a characteristic praying gesture and politely tipping his hat before scuttling off into the city
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58747
58748
1282250__safe_artist-colon-pencils_pinkie pie_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-fannie noveau_oc-colon-padlock_oc-colon-redstone_building_choker_church_cle (3).png
>>58746
"Foosball..."

The Ostrich seems confused a bit, and runs towards the Mantis with a bit of haste, to catch him as he leaves, and briefly places a wing on the shoulder in a sort of "don't go" bodily expression. The Ostrich then says to the Mantis

"Foosball is a grey area in the scriptures, and has been hotly debated amongst Football theologians for several centuries. On the one hand, it has been argued that it is a derivative of soccer, which is false Football most foul. On the other hand, it has been argued that it is a fun table-top game that I used to be actually pretty good at in middle school.

All I can tell you is that the Prophet John Elway said the following, in his letters to the Galacticons at the summit of Mount Arararat:
'Yea, and truly I say unto you: In days of old, when knights were bold, and Football not invented, the Dallas Cowboys did descend from on high and attempt to bring forth football into the world, but did fail, for only the Denver Broncos could truly give birth to the Football that is Football. And Lo, Peyton Manning did appear unto them, and did kick a mighty field goal using a cantaloupe, for at the time there were no footballs because there was no Football, and the cantaloupe did explode, and did get runny sticky cantaloupe juice all over the faces of the Dallas Cowboys. And then Rainbow Dash did appear and lick the cantaloupe juice off of the Dallas Cowboys, and the Dallas Cowboys did masturbate. And Peyton Manning did masturbate. And then it was that on that very spot, 1000 years hence and 10,000 years earlier, the Lord Elway did burst forth into sapphire bullets of pure Football, and all the ponies of the land did see Football and did fall to their knees and worship Football, and render praise unto Football and the Lord Elway and His Broncos, and it was good. And the Denver Broncos did come upon them, and did distribute cantaloupes unto them, and they did kick field goals with they cantaloupes, and afterward did eat the cantaloupes, and the Lord Elway said unto them, 'Behold! This cantaloupe is my flesh and my blood, broken for you.' And then he did kick a totally sweet field goal with a different cantaloupe than the ones they were eating because they were eating those, and the cantaloupe did fly three times around the earth and did later fall into the hands of Gene Shalit, who would ingest the cantaloupe and discover that he had a penchant for licking people's buttholes. Do this forever, in remembrance of me.'

Take from that what you will."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58748
The-Praying-Mantis-Nun-in-Church-126006.jpg
>>58747
"I beg your pardon , sir, but we verminkind have been playing foosball since before you vertebrates even walked the Earth. It is the pillar of order and discipline in our society: I would not be an insect if I allowed my faith to wane. I bid you farewell, stranger."
>cantaloupe
"..Lowest of the fruits..." he mutters inaudibly as he scuttles off
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58749
58750
The mantis continues to travel deeper into the city in stealth.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58750
>>58749
GM is out. post on the main board
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58752
1505070885773-1.jpg
*changes into wojack*

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58753
58754 58756 58758 58760
Y'all ready to play this weekend?
Anonymous
v4RbM
?
No.58754
>>58753
I think you need another hobby. Why not make oekaki art like you used to? Or something
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58755
58757 58759
Oekaki.png

Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58756
>>58753
I’m ready.
Anonymous
2psyD
?
No.58757
>>58755
Top Kek
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58758
>>58753
Yea.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58759
>>58755
I kek'd
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58760
>>58753
I'm ready.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58761
58762
*scuttles through the city in stealth, moving towards the commotion*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58762
58763
1505070839740-2.jpg
>>58761
*you see wojack*
"H-hello"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58763
58764
>>58762
reeeeeee muh stealth!

"H-hello.." Th insect says nervously.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58764
58765
>>58763
"Y-You too"
/s2+g
?
No.58765
58766
>>58764
*spaghetti blasts from his pockets towards you*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58766
58767
>>58765
I think he could dodge that, but he's still thoroughly rustled by the sudden sketties blast.
"Rough day, I take?"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58767
58768 58770
>>58766
"Yea my boss,stabed my wife's son"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58768
58769
>>58767
"Why would he stab his own son like that?"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58769
58771
>>58768
"Because he found out about his daughter."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58770
58772
>>58767
"O-oh.."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58771
58772
>>58769
"What about his daughter?"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58772
58773 58774
1423299504481.jpg.cf.jpg
>>58771
>>58770
"She's my asain sex slave."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58773
58775
>>58772
"I'm sure your wife is thrilled"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58774
Praying-Mantis-Closeup.jpg
>>58772
The insect slowly backs away for a few steps, then bolts in the opposite direction.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58775
13f.gif.cf.gif
>>58773
"My boss killed my wife."
*spins*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58776
58777 58778 58779 58780
*faggot goes to bed*
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58777
>>58776
Good night.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58778
>>58776
Night
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58779
>>58776
Night
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58780
58781
>>58776
Goodnight
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58781
58782
>>58780
*dabs*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58782
58783
>>58781
*boop*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58783
58784
sketch-1517486733966.png
>>58782

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58784
58785 58786 58810
boop1.png
>>58783
I hate working nights, everyone's always offline when I get off even when its a weekend ~_~
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58785
>>58784
Yea it sucks.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58786
58787
>>58784
*pinches thez's ass*

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58787
58788
>>58786
"Pinching the ass? Pedestrian! Caress the back of the knees you fool!"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58788
58789
>>58787
*gentlty blows on kneecaps*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58789
58790
>>58788
>says back of the knees
>goes for the front
"Rly? Boi, u need to learn ur erogenous zones."
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58790
58791
>>58789
*tickles stomach furiously*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58791
58792
>>58790
"Better, but you should work up to the stomach, as its easy to over-sensitize. In fact, the female is easily over-sensitized, if not finessed. If you're going to start with heavy breathing, aim for the back of the neck or the ears. Hold off on the stomach until just before,... stuff," she says with a wink.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58792
58793
>>58791
"Well me dunno what you expect, me only was ever around Aryanne. Then me was exiled to mountains."
*caresses thighs*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58793
58795
>>58792
"I don't expect anything, but I hope you'll pardon my,... aspirations," she says, blushing a bit.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58794
58796
>fell asleep
>weird dream about camping... indoors?
>woke up now
What do?

Stix begins his journey back to the tower. He had seen weird things since coming here, but never would he guess he would be talking to a squirrel one minute, then holding onto a big acorn the next with no answers or clues as to what is happening around here. He wonders if this is just a really convincing dream.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58795
58799
1519771044355.jpg
>>58793
"Well me try to be better."
*massages neck*
*caresses cheek*
*blows on ears*
"Me know me said this before,but me am so glad me met you ana."
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58796
58797 58798 58809
>>58794
As Stix approaches Port Barry, he senses that something is amiss. For one, there are varying trails of smoke leading from some of the higher buildings. Additionally, there's a malevolently black-robed individual hovering above the town, throwing pumpkin-sized purple gobs of fire at the walls. Just another day at Port Barry,....
tbRzj
?
No.58797
58799
>>58796
“This can only go so well for me”
Stix try’s to stealth past the individual, hoping to avoid more encounters with fire for the time being.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58798
>>58796
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58799
58800 58801
inis.jpg
>>58797
The individual is not barring the gate, they're more raining fire down upon the port.
>>58795
>pic
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58800
58815
>>58799
Give dialogue.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58801
58802
>>58799
How to get my grounded character with a bow that is difficult to use correctly to stop an attack by a flying cloaked figure... hmm...

Stix makes his way around the port to see if he can get a better view on who is attacking, and a better angle of attack.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58802
58803
>>58801
The figure is not guarding their flank at all, they seem intent on terrorizing the available populace. Many of the existing martial factions (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc., which Stix isn't familiar with, but suffice it as a couple groups of coordinated hoomans) have taken up positions along the wall and are attempting to expand the threatened area of the target.
tbRzj
?
No.58803
58804 58815 58829
>>58802
Time to see if this bow is useful or not..,

Stix whips out his bow and digs one end iron the ground to stabilize it. He readies an arrow.
“Just don’t miss and you won’t have to deal with much... I hope”

He pulls back on the string with his teeth. He steadies his aim for a moment and releases...
tbRzj
?
No.58804
58805
>>58803
This is why earth ponies don’t have bows...
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58805
58806
>>58804
If I can stop forgetting to clear the email... that would be nice too... ugh I hate my forgetfulness
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58806
58807
>>58805
Your almost as unlucky as me.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58807
58808
>>58806
I’m guessing everyone but us went to bed now.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58808
58815
>>58807
Yea.
Hey we should make a 9/11 thread.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58809
>>58796
Yay!
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58810
58815
>>58784
Sorry, m8.
I would've stayed up later, but I thought you went to bed.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58811
58812
I'm ready to play today though.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58812
>>58811
Those dubs confirm it.
https://youtu.be/04KQydlJ-qc
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58813
58814 58815
*scuttles through city*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58814
>>58813
*dabs*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58815
58816 58817
spooo24.jpg
>>58800
I will, I was just setting things up so I wouldn't forget
>>58803
Kek, don't worry, I've got something in mind
>>58808
9/11 thread?
>>58810
No worries, I got caught up in videos and passed out
>>58813
>is only disguised as a mantis
>still scuttles

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58816
>>58815
She's taking the disguise very seriously.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58817
>>58815
9/11 "conspiracy" thread.

K
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58818
58819
Are there any shops in the city?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58819
58820 58821 58823
>>58818
Yes, but Tracy hasn't encountered them yet. The area she is scuttling through is still technically the "outside" area of the city.
The thing is, while the city has a degree of artistry to much of its design, much of the city is not designed to be traveled or wandered through, its more of the aesthetics of a stone garden,... except concrete. Long story short, with very few exceptions (and all will be explained) most areas area not intended for ppls.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58820
58825
>>58819
"Can we get a quick rundown?"
^Yea what he said.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58821
58825
>>58819
What can Trumpaladin see from his vantage flying?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58823
58824 58825
>>58819
Tracy dashes through the city, abandoning stealth to scuttle at her full speed.
She eyes the gaudy aesthetics and wonders to herself what she could find in a cushy neighborhood like this one.
She gravitates towards the source of commotion she saw earlier.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58824
>>58823
*heard earlier
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58825
58826 58827 58828
>>58821
From Trump's vantage point, he sees much more of the same that Tracy can see, except at a certain point he notices the city transition into something of a square and a park area, where there seem to be hundreds of people meandering around and interacting with one another. He's too far off to see what they're doing, but it is undoubtably the source of the ambient noise of ppl.
>>58823
>scuttle scuttle
>>58820
Who said?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58826
>>58825
"Me."
^him
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58827
>>58825
Tracy scuttles uber-fast towards the noise.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58828
>>58825
Well, sounds like it would be a good idea to slowly come down onto a street before the park, and proceed on Fae's back towards the people
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58829
58833
>>58803
Meanwhile,
<zing> Stix' arrow goes wide right of the target, but not before alerting the target to a new source of arrows. It turns and looks at him for a moment, cocks its head, shrugs, and then dashes toward one of the troop positions along the wall who are attempting to flank. Stray arrows buzz past the intruder every so often, but it is clear that there is enough range that the projectiles are easily avoided.
"Let's see how you fare up close and personal!" they taunt as they close position against the troops.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58830
58831
>"You know, you could let me wander off and find a meal..."
"No"
>"Why?"
"Because you can't have good relations with a race you let your friend eat"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58831
58832
>>58830
*mumbles about torc not waiting for Infernuis*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58832
58834
>>58831
I thought he was in Cardishore?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58833
58837
>>58829
“My father always told me I was a disappointing shot”
He rushes toward the troops as well in hopes to aid their battle.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58834
58846
>>58832
Which is the result of Torc not waiting for him
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58835
58837
*looks for things worth stealing*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58836
58837 58838
You can sunder a spell-book or holy symbol, right?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58837
58841
>>58833
Stix bolts toward the stairwell that leads to the troops' position. As he speeds toward, he can hear the sounds of a few hoomans being beaten.
>>58835
>shocked.png
>>58836
Correct
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58838
58839
>>58836
As in, you can incapacitate a wizard or cleric that way?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58839
58840 58843 58845 58853
>>58838
Yes. Wizards depend on their spellbooks, and clerics rely on their holy symbols. Bards and Sorcerers (and arguably in some cases, Paladins) r the only base classes that can operate without a class-specific tool.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58840
58842
>>58839
You still need a holy symbol to turn/rebuke undead, right?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58841
58851
>>58837
He winces at the sound, but draws his dagger and pushes forward.
“What is this thing’s problem? Did he lose his life’s savings in a bet here?”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58842
>>58840
Yes
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58843
58847
>>58839
Trumpaladin approaches the people to see what they are doing
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58844
58847
Tracy is still scuttling towards the sound at full speed.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58845
58856
>>58839
If my holy symbol is broken,can i carve it into my body and get the same effects?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58846
>>58834
You're the one who decided to stay at the banquet
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58847
58848 58849 58850 58852
>>58843
>>58844
As Tracy and Trump approach from separate positions - the former scaling a small wall separating the civic area, and Trump from a more obvious position - the attention of the crowd seems to shift to a stage-area setup in the park. There seems to be a public address going on, and those in attendance are fixated on the source, which is a Raven-haired woman in a vibrant outfit.
"Welcome, newest entrants and talented performers, to Cardishore!" to which the crowd erupts in cheers and applause.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58848
58856
>>58847
Tracy lurks closer, in stealth.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58849
58856
>>58847
Can i hear the noise?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58850
58852
>>58847
Trumpaladin enters the crowd. He watches and listens to the Raven haired woman
AzCrm
?
No.58851
58854
>>58841
Rounding a corner and proceeding through a doorway, Stix makes visual contact with the intruder. Around them several of the troops are down or incapacitated, while a trio are attempting a coordinated defense.
"You should have held your fire! You might have had a chance in that event!" they arrogantly shout as they wade in taking several attacks of opportunity. Stix has not been detected.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58852
58856
>>58847
>>58850
Dismounting and standing immediately next to Fae so he isn't as obvious
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58853
58856
>>58839
I thought Druids and Rangers were the only classes that could cast divine spells without a divine focus.
tbRzj
?
No.58854
58855 58882
>>58851
Stix attempts to sneak up behind the intruder for a strike.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58855
>>58854
Doesn’t surprise me at this point... 9,8, then 7...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58856
58860 58863 58868
>>58845
I would consider it, but you'll need to do more than just carve it,... I mean there would need to be some sort of sanctification ritual involved for that to work,... but that fits into one of the plot devices that I was going to work in.
>>58853
Oh yeah, I forgot about them.
>>58849
Yes
>>58848
>>58852
Drawing slight glances, but no particular scrutiny, both make their way into the assembly to hear the address.
"Before we kick off this year's Extravaganza, there are a few points that I need to go over. First," she says, retrieving an elaborate and fine card-pendant from her neck, "NEVER GO ANYWHERE without your identification. We have had a string of intruders lately, and so we've amped up security. This here," she says, walking to the edge of the stage where several of those weird robots are positioned, "is our security detail. If you are found without identification, you will be summarily killed. Nothing personal," she says, caressing the dome of one of them.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58857
58858
Tracy disguises herself as a two-headed naga.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58858
58859
>>58857
She hides first though.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58859
58861
>>58858
She can't hide while standing amidst a crowd. e_e
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58860
58865
>>58856
Shit.
Tracy searches the crowd for a goy who looks like he'd be easy to pickpoket.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58861
58862
>>58859
I meant to have her do that before she got up there.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58862
>>58861
It's not important though.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58863
>>58856
*flies that way*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58864
58867 58869 58871 58874
Trumpaladin enters a state of existential horror: he is the illegal alien without documentation
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58865
58866
>>58860
What are you looking for?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58866
58870
>>58865
Someone I can steal an id from, and them promptly disguise myself as.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58867
1520325547816.png
>>58864
Fucking jej!
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58868
>>58856
Trumpaladin listens, and switches the ring shield for the ring of fire resistance
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58869
>>58864
RIP in peace Trumpaladin
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58870
>>58866
Which you will return once you are done if he is white.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58871
>>58864
Better go back and go get your visa lawfully, m8. I kid.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58872
Tracy stands back from the crowd and makes herself scarce, waiting for the performance to start so that she can swipe an id while everyone's distracted.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58873
*changes back into wojack*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58874
1505603111692.png
>>58864
kek
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58875
58878
Can I get a better description of the raven-haired woman?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58876
58877
The woman goes on to describe the workings of the city. Rather than using any particular form of transportation, the city employs a network of teleportation gates. In this way, they are not required to landscape or modify existing structures, instead they can erect a doorway than connect it to other areas. The city that is apparent is actually the top-floor of a city that expands underground, and the full capacity of the city is many times larger than it appears. But that's all for the mundane performers. The city level is for the finest of talent, and everyone (here) has been selected for their merit and ability. She describes that the gate system is linked to their identification, enabling access to whatever facilities that their particular position (ala a hierarchy) that the individual is authorized to utilize.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58877
58878
>>58876
Does she give any hint on where new residents can pick-up their possessions from security?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58878
58879 58880 58881 58884
thatbitch.jpg
>>58875
>pic
>>58877
No, this doesn't seem the sort of crowd that would need to know something like that. As she continues her address, she describes more mundane shit that has little relevance, about how to contact agency representatives and such, finally concluding the address with an invitation to all to enjoy themselves, and to get ready, as this is the latest group that will change the way that the world views entertainment.
Oh, and she introduces herself (by name) as "That Bitch".
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58879
58885
>>58878
>How to contact agency representatives
Desire to know more intensifies

What is this... Extravaganza?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58880
58885
>>58878
*contemplates murder*

What about the crowd? What kind of people are around?
More importantly, are they paying attention to what's behind them?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58881
>>58878
*Degeneracy senses tingling*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58882
58883
>>58854
Without showing any advance warning and as Stix approaches the for a strike, the figure deftly side-steps his attack and squares on him, ignoring the remaining troops who had braced for an attack. Only one of their strikes had landed, but it doesn't seem to have been effective against whoever this is.
"Well now, this is a surprise," the intruder says. "And where might you have come from?"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58883
58885
>>58882
“I’m not completely sure on that. I happen to last remember coming from a certain tower. I don’t suppose you know about it do you?”

He takes a step back and braces for combat.
/s2+g
?
No.58884
>>58878
*reeeeees*
*spaghetti flys out of pocket at mach 2*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58885
58886 58887 58889 58891
>>58879
Its essentially a welcoming party. All along the sides of the park are kiosks and booths with a variety of food and entertainment.
>>58880
All sorts of artsy/contemporary/fashionable individuals. There are even some non-human races in attendance, and the level of gaudiness would make Thez blush.
>>58883
"Another one from the tower then? Unexpected. Well let's see what you're made of!"
Stix gets an attack of opportunity as the figure darts toward him with incredible speed.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58886
58890
>>58885
Alright, Trumpaladin nears a booth to see what it contains. What is this entertainment like?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58887
58890
do you have a visa, tanya.png
>>58885
Having understood the importance of acquiring a visa, Tracy steps back and bides her time, eyeing each individual and contemplating when she'd get a chance to swipe a high-ranking card.


Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58888
"I'll get those knives if it's the last thing I do.."
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58889
58892
>>58885
"Reeeeeeeee b-burn the c- coal pay the t- toll"
AzCrm
?
No.58890
58892 58893 58907
>>58886
Knick-knacks and trinkets, party favors and accessories. Jeweled cases for the "ID cards", one booth says something about "Why Fie",....
>>58887
And almost on cue, That Bitch signals for a number of performers to take the stage. Some are vocalists, others are coreographed dancers, with musical accompaniment from the edge of the stage. The performance has the effect of drawing pretty much everyone's attention.

tbRzj
?
No.58891
58894 58895 58898
>>58885
Stix lunges at the figure with his dagger, aiming for his throat.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58892
58898
>>58890
Please that be because i interrupted with >>58889

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58893
58898
>>58890
All these people are new to the city?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58894
58895 58896 58897
>>58891
I hate luck based gameplay! It is just not good except on rare occasion...
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58895
>>58891
Use the double-ended shortsword. You can attack multiple times.
>>58894
You can rank up your skills.
Rangers have a high base attack bonus too.
2OBux
?
No.58896
58899 58900
>>58894
Trumpaladin rolls
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58897
>>58894
How do you think i feel? Ive been doing that for like 6 months.
AzCrm
?
No.58898
58901 58902 58907
>>58892
>trying to get himself killed
>>58893
With the exception of the current performers, yes
>>58891
The figure effortlessly side-steps the dagger, and in fact grabs the tip of the blade (disarm).
"Oh no no no, you'll have to do better than that!"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58899
58900
>>58896
Your not making me feel better...
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58900
>>58899
>>58896
I know that feel too.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58901
58903
>>58898
And there was almost no one elsewhere in the city on this level?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58902
58903
>>58898
“Hmm... I see you went to disarm me instead of stiking me down. Why is that?”

Stix draws his double sided short sword.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58903
58904 58906
>>58901
I'm not sure I follow. There's a couple hundred people in attendance, of which maybe 20 are not new arrivals. There's undoubtably others throughout the city, this is just the newbie-party.
>>58902
Taking the dagger and <thunk> tossing it into a nearby support-beam, the figure assumes a particularly self-assured posture.
"You'd prefer I finished this quickly? What fun would that be?"
tbRzj
?
No.58904
58909
>>58903
“Eh... not fun maybe, but it seems a little soft if you ask me.”

He takes another swing at the intruder.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58905
The troops are quite bewildered, and more of them (from the other flanking position) are filling in behind Stix, forming a loose perimeter around him and the figure. They look nervously from Stix to the figure, and to one another.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58906
58909
>>58903
I see.

Trumpaladin approaches a new arrival
"Why hello there"
OuvwY
?
No.58907
58908 58909
>>58890
>>58898
I was going to wait until Infernius created chaos, but after moving away from the crowd to change herself into something vaguely humanoid, Tracy discreetly moves through the crowd and attempts to pull an ID card off of the classiest-looking goy she can see.
Rolling Sleight of Hand
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58908
>>58907
Fuck! That was close.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58909
58910 58911 58913 58917
>>58904
Reaching up with one arm, the figure blocks the incoming strike, emitting purplish sparks as the weapon makes contact, but not seeming to cause damage.
"I'd planned for them, " indicating the troops, "You however, are something of a wild-card in this."
The intruder does an exaggerated back-flip, to land squarely on thin air, now positioned slightly outside the wall (but otherwise held aloft by artificial means). One hand begins to glow with a dark-purple energy.
>>58906
"And who are you supposed to be?" they look at Fae. "Sigfried and Roy?"
>>58907
Success, but not without bumping into the individual such that they become agitated. "Hey, you, watch where you're going! Do you have any idea who I am?" they accuse, drawing looks from those around.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58910
58918
>>58909
"Oh, you think you're better than me?"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58911
58912 58918
>>58909
"Shes better than some race mixing whore!"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58912
58914 58917
>>58911
1. Tracy is still disguised
2. you're probably not that close
3. There is no context for that statement
tbRzj
?
No.58913
58915 58918
>>58909
“Why are you destroying the place? Did one of the soldiers here steal your wife?”

Seeing the glow, Stix immediately thinks of unicorns charging a blast. He ducks for cover.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58914
>>58912
Its fine
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58915
>>58913
I’m just about fed up with this...
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58916
58918
Wait. Are there ponies in the crowd?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58917
58918
>>58909
*Tips hat* (she's disguised as a leprechaun btw)
With the card in her pocket, Tracy bows apologetically, stepping back towards the mailboxes.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm new to this land. Do you perform?" she asks, with a flattering tone
>>58912
You're still an ostrich.
AzCrm
?
No.58918
58919 58921
>>58911
Trump isn't talking to That Bitch, she's left the stage. Trump is talking to some random cunt.
>>58910
"Ha! My dog," she says indicating a small poodle, "is better than you!"
>>58913
You don't need to roll to attempt to take cover, but since you rolled a 1, we'll assume that he lost his footing and doesn't have the opportunity. They seem amused at the suggestion about a soldier stealing their wife.
"Why? Cuz I do what I want! THATS why!" they say, loosing a small fireball at Stix.
>>58917
"Hold on a second, I'm not done with you!" the fellow says, drawing more attention. "What's your name! I demand an apology!"
>>58916
No
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58919
58922
>>58918
"Care to prove it?"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58920
58923
As the fireball zips in and collides with Stix, another fireball erupts around the figure, sending it flying outside the city wall.
"Bullseye!" yells a relatively dainty-looking unicorn, standing next to a large war-machine, positioned just around the corner of the wall, to maintain concealment (kek, a concealed trebuchet)
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58921
58922
>>58918
"My name.."
*takes a step towards mailboxes*
"..Is Bridget Cloverfield.."
*takes another step*
"May I have the privilege of knowing yours?"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58922
58924 58925 58926
>>58921
"Well now MISS Cloverfield, you've offended me, you've disrupted my fine clothing, and you've disturbed an otherwise delightful party! I demand satisfaction!" he says storming in the direction of one of the Shazbots.
>>58919
"Look at this guy! He's actually entertaining challenging a dog!"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58923
58933
>>58920
“Augh!”
Stix falls to the ground and starts to panic.
“Please, stop the burning... anything to stop it!”
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58924
58927
>>58922
"So you came here to prove your dog's talent?"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58925
>>58922
"F- fuck you cunt!"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58926
58927
>>58922
"Oh, I beg your pardon, fine sir. If you'd just tell me your name..?" The young leprechaun says quickly stepping to the side.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58927
58929 58930
>>58926
"Oh don't you worry, you'll be getting much more than my name!" he says shaking his finger at Tracy, while approaching the Shazbot. "You there, I require your assistance."
"INTRUDER DETECTED" the bot says, opening up a hole.
>>58924
"What a noob! Are you even in the right place? You MUST have been misclassified!" the random cunt laughs.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58928
leprechaun_girl__by_sanjiko.jpg
>pic of Bridget
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58929
58931
>>58927
Bridget nervously steps back as the bot aims it blast.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.58930
>>58927
Trumpaladin shrugs, and walks away
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58931
58932 58934
>>58929
And the random fellow is summarily reduced to a pile of ash. The concert/performance is momentarily stalled, as everyone's attention is drawn to the spectacle of the guy getting burned alive before their very eyes.
That Bitch emerges from the crowd near the Shazbot. "Fool, I literally just finished telling him to keep his ID on him,...."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58932
>>58931
"O-oh.. What a shame.." Bridget says quietly, backing away slowly
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58933
58936 58937 58939 58958
>>58923
From his position on the wall, Stix can see that the figure has landed outside the wall, and is in a smouldering heap, its robes torn to shreds revealing a grey-skinned female with vibrant-red hair.
"Damn Slovenia, that wasn't a normal shot was it?"
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58934
58935
>>58931
How many shazbots are there?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58935
>>58934
In the entire area? A dozen maybe?
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58936
58940
>>58933
Are the new entrants essentially enjoying a concert?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.58937
>>58933
Topkek!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58938
58940
Bridget sneaks off to a corner, and reads the Fancy Anon's ID tag
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58939
>>58933
Stix, after his panic attack, runs out to continue the fight.
“Where did you go off to? You think I’m going down that easy?”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58940
58942 58944
>>58936
After That Bitch's dismissal of the guy who "forgot his ID", yes. The concert resumes.
>>58938
Alfonzo G. Gorplemonger

Before Stix' eyes, the dainty unicorn smugly walks up to the grey-female. "No it wasn't, and you're lucky too. That was just a clay-pot filled with lamp oil. If that tartan-fellow ever completes my refined munitions, then you'll REALLY be hurting." Slovenia and Thez make their way back into the town. The troops who were downed are roused and awakened by the remaining troops, and Stix realizes that though knocked unconscious, no one was actually harmed. Limping slightly, the grey-female (Thez, hereafter) approaches Stix. "You showed a great deal of courage. We haven't met yet, but you've already mentioned that you came from the tower."
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58941
Well that was unfortunate timing
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58942
58943
>>58940
Now what are the people attending doing?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58943
58945 58946
>>58942
Varying. Some are watching the show, some are talking into their ID cards (think smart phones, so I can stop being implicit), others are engaged in shit-talking with each-other not unlike the random cunt was.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58944
58949
>>58940
Stix eyes twitch.
“What are you talking about? You just attacked this place... I... if this was all some act, why the hell shoot me with fire?”
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58945
58947 58949
>>58943
Now surely there must be a place to repair or update or what gave you IDs?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58946
58951
>>58943
Observing this, Tracy attempts to activate Alfonzo's card.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58947
58948
>>58945
You probably get yours at the front gate.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58948
>>58947
I asked GM
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58949
58952 58954
>>58944
"Yeah, sorry about that. I got bored and so I decided to scrimmage with the troops. I figure "why wait for someone to attack to test our defenses, when I can just pretend to attack and test them myself?". I hadn't expected your arrival. Don't worry, its just ki-fire. It won't burn you, and at the moment I'm using it non-lethally."
>>58945
Yes. IDs were already distributed during the application process. Though not detected (yet), Trump, Tracy, and Fae have targets on their backs.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58950
58953
Excuse me, Trump, *Infernius, and Fae
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58951
58955
>>58946
What's Tracy's Use Magical Device skill?
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58952
58960
>>58949
But is there a place to repair IDs?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58953
1ab2ed1b7c0bbc48a011146b626f1d8a.jpg
>>58950
Theft/Murder ftw
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58954
58956
>>58949
Stix is still shaken from the attack.
“Listen... apparently your supposed to be a friend... but get this through your head before we continue. Me and fire... DONT MIX. Got it? I don’t know why, but I freak out when I get near it.”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58955
58960
>>58951
Shit.. I don't have my notes atm. I think it was only 13.
Can she take 10 on that check?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58956
58957 58959
>>58954
Thez crosses her arms in front of her and cocks her head to the side while looking at him thoughtfully. "Lenos will be a problem," she off-handedly remarks. Then directly, "Fair enough, though for reference," she says holding her hand out and drawing on the purplish energy, "You can see its more of an aura than actual fire, it just looks like fire from a distance," and from up close, Stix can see that it has more of a shape and movement of fluid than fire, though with observably different properties as far as gravity and localization.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58957
>>58956
Now where can Trump find an agency representative?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58958
58960
>>58933
*overlooked bull noises*
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58959
58964
>>58956
He still takes a step back.
“My brain doesn’t seem to care right now what it technically is... it is still telling me to... well... best not say that. Anyway, my name is Stix.”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58960
58961 58962 58963
>>58952
If there are, this is unknown to Trump
>>58955
Yes, that's fine
>>58958
Well, last I checked Infernius was attempting to heckle the person running the show. Did you want me to not overlook that part? Is he still flying or has he decided to land?
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58961
58964
>>58960
Trump walks around through the crowd and around the perimeter, looking for the equivalent of an Apple Store
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58962
58964
>>58960
After fiddling with the device for a long period of time, and guessing various pet-names, Tracy tries to access any information on the device in an attempt to steal Gorplemonger's identity.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58963
58964
>>58960
I wanna land
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58964
58965 58966 58967 58969
>>58959
"Pleased to meet you Stix, I'm Thez," she thinks for a moment and chuckles, "Isn't filly out looking for sticks?" shakes her head, "Nevermind. Anyway, I can promise that you'll have no more firey-whats-it from me, but you should probably not mention that,... quirk,... in front of the short, shiny-haired guy. He's a dick. He's the reason that there's that "firetrap" sign in the hallway.
>>58962
That device is gorplemonger's identity
>>58961
I should warn you, most of the Shazbots are around the perimeter. Additionally, there don't seem to be stores in this area, though there are gates which undoubtably lead to other areas. If one has an ID that is.
>>58963
Obviously or covertly?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58965
>>58964
Can she find anything about Gorplemonger? Where he lived, what level access he had?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58966
58968 58972
>>58964
As flashy as possible.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58967
>>58964
Heads to the center and tries to find someone who looks like they are not a new arrival
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58968
58970
stare.jpg
>>58966

Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58969
58987
>>58964
“I see. Well, glad to meet you Thez. Do you happen to be from the tower as well?”
/s2+g
?
No.58970
58971 58973
>>58968

Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58971
58975
>>58970
About that feel...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58972
58975
>>58966
Use Symbol of Stunning and spraypaint a swastika on your chest.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58973
58974 58975
>>58970
~Yay! Infernius rolled a 20!
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58974
58976 58979
>>58973
On a roll that will attract attention to himself and get himself killed
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58975
58978
>>58971
>>58972
>>58973
*victory mega giga dab*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58976
58977
>>58974
Oh not just killed. I'm having to think hard here, cuz that 20 could go a number of ways. It could be a spectacular success or a magnificent failure and considering his choice of action that could be equally bad or good.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58977
58983 58984
>>58976
>spectacular success or magnificent failure
https://youtu.be/YlQfW9oK1G4
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58978
58985
78F7329D-E9FB-48A3-B6E3-0C8069C96A42.jpeg
>>58975

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58979
58980
>>58974
He rolled for a flashy entrance, not necessarily to get himself killed.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58980
58981
>>58979
What happens to people who are present without IDs?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58981
58982
>>58980
Time will tell.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58982
>>58981
https://youtu.be/Eg_ghkwt5cs
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58983
>>58977
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELET.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58984
>>58977
That was

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58985
>>58978
Wonderful my friend.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58986
So, what happens?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58987
58988 58992 58993
So I'm figuring that since Infernius was going for as flashy as possible, and he rolled a 20, he somehow magnificently times his arrival with the climax of the song, which the audience generally receives as being part of the show. Additionally, a chorus of "INTRUDER DETECTED" is heard from throughout the crowd, and he sees about a dozen shiny metal mailbox-looking things headed his way on the ground.
>>58969
"Yep. The glassy-walled rooms? Same. You know, you're like the 5th pony I've seen here, where before there weren't any."
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58988
58989 58990 58991
>>58987
Surely they didn't think the performance was over?

Atop a gilded lioness rides a shimmering man with sword drawn, charging towards the nearest Shazbot
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58989
58990
>>58988
Ur still an ostrich
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58990
>>58988
>GM, I want to wake up in the Entertron without all my equipment too!
>>58989
kek
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.58991
>>58988
"Rock You Like a Hurricane" plays, and Trumpaladin casts Eagle's Splendor upon himself
https://youtu.be/CGfKi6kpdTQ
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.58992
58998
>>58987
“Maybe the tower is less picky now?”
He chuckles
“So, this port is under attack a lot?”
/s2+g
?
No.58993
58994 58998
>>58987
*Preform check*
https://youtu.be/fMOBhEuHRgI
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.58994
58995
>>58993
Good roll

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.58995
>>58994
Thanks
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58996
59004
>continues munching on popcorn
My money's on Infernius dying first, then Trump. Tracy will be the only one to survive
c3XZj
?
No.58997
59001 59006
[1d20+31 = 51]
[3d20 = 56]
Pounce on Shazbot. Sunder nozzle
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58998
59002
>>58992
"That's an understatement. Its complicated, but the short version is that the Port is upsetting alot of established and entrenched groups and structures. It used to be a run-down pirate port, but now its a thriving and emergent socio-economic power, particularly because we - yourself included - have used our abilities to aid and develop the community. There's plenty of people who are upset, threatened, and not to pleased about this. I think the place has been attacked 3 times? 4 times? 5? Its been hairy."
>>58993
o_o
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.58999
FOR DEATH
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59000
AND AGAIN
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59001
59010
>>58997
Holy fucking shit mate.
This just got interesting
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59002
59032
>>58998
“Anything I can do to help you out then?”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59003
Bridget moves a good distance away from the bots, before they explode.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59004
59008
>>58996
Fuck you too m8
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59005
Fae kicks off from the bot, nozzle severed and presumably about to enter self destruct sequence - disarmed regardless - and runs at full speed towards the next bot
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59006
59010 59012
>>58997
>sigh
Trump, oblivious to the fact that no one else is apparently armed, draws Vandereim and charges the nearest of Shazbots. Shazbot.
This immediately disperses the crowd in a frenzied panic, screams and cries issuing from every corner of the park as masses stream away and toward the gates. That Bitch is talking furiously into her ID, and the remaining Shazbots divide and close in on Trump and Infernius respectively. Now, am I interpreting it as Fae did the 20 pounce, and the rest is Trump breaking the bot's toys?
OuvwY
?
No.59007
59009 59011
[1d20+21 = 40]
While everyone's distracted, Bridget takes advantage of the chaos to swipe another card.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59008
>>59004
You started this
>Leaves to get more popcorn
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59009
>>59007
With ease
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59010
59016
>>59001
In the Napoleanic wars the armies of the Austrians and the Prussians were unambiguously stronger than the army of France... but there were three of them, each one of them smaller than the French force. Napolean double marched his men to engage first an Austrian army, annihilate it, then double marched them to the next army, destroyed it, and then the same to the third force. In WW1, the Russians invaded East Prussia with a force much larger than the German force - in two armies. The Germans attacked and destroyed one, then used the rail network to quickly move their army to attack the other russian army at Tannenburg.

These Shazbots are very difficult to defeat. But taken down one by one

>>59006
The 20 is Trump with sugoito, the other three are Fae
OuvwY
?
No.59011
59016
>>59007
She goes for another.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59012
59014 59016
>>59006
How fast are they? Fae is 180 in a charge and 360 in a run. You said they were dispersed along the perimeter. They must have started far apart
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59014
59015
>>59012
160 in a charge and 320 in a run, whatever
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59015
>>59014
Does Fae have Cleave?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59016
59017 59018 59026
>>59010
Gotcha
>>59011
Kek, sure why not?
>>59012
^Sugoito
Pouncing eliminates Fae's movement speed, and though they're not in range, they're bee-lining toward. I assumed Fae attacked the closest one, which would have been near him as it had not detected him as a threat.
>>59013
Yes, except above

And yes, the one Fae attacked is beginning its self-destruct sequence.

Now then, roll for initiative u fags
OuvwY
?
No.59017
>>59016
Rolling initiative, I guess.


2OBux
?
No.59018
59020 59021 59023 59025
>>59016
She can go 160 feet in the same round she pounces, but sure
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59019
59022 59023 59024
"Okay, listen. If you stop until I get this cannon ordered, I'll help you get a gnome dinner."
Bluff [1d20 = 3]

>"I'll consider it"
Check motive [1d20 = 3]

2OBux
?
No.59020
59023
015_oh_come_on___by_speccysy-d4pcqpm.jpg
>>59018
Rolling for Fae
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59021
>>59018
F


Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59022
>>59019
Dubs
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59023
>>59018
>>59020
>>59019
My luck is spreading!
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59024
>>59019
>3&3
Well, uh...
Snek is pretty sure Torc is lying, but he's hoping Torc isn't.
Torc is wary that Snek knows he's lying, but he really need to get back to ordering this cannon
AzCrm
?
No.59025
>>59018
Yes, but upon pouncing her movement is halted
>many keks
These fuggin dice
Rolling for bots and That Bitch
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59026
59027 59030
>>59016
Can Trumpaladin have Aura of Protection? It's a class feature of the 5e Paladin
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59027
59028 59030
>>59026
I want that too. Or its ebil opposite.
says the faggot without even knowing what it is.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59028
>>59027
>>59027
Trust me. You' rather Trump have it
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59030
59031
>>59026
>can I have a previously unmentioned ability
Not in the middle of a fight
>>59027
A rock hits Tracy in the head. It must have gotten kicked up or something. It doesn't do damage, but it really hurts.

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59031
>>59030
"Ouch!" cries the leprechaun
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59032
59034 59035
>>59002
Thez looks Stix up and down appraisingly, again crossing her arms. "Hmmm. How does a pony use a bow exactly?"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59033
59036
... was Infernius going to roll initiative?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59034
59038
1420679__safe_artist-colon-bbqninja501st_oc_oc-colon-gold medal_oc only_absurd res_apple_archery_bipedal_food_heterochromia_ice arrows_medal_pony_scare.jpeg
>>59032

Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59035
59038
>>59032
“Apparently, I don’t do it well. My father could though, but I suppose I didn’t pay enough attention to how he did it to actually hit anything.”
/s2+g
?
No.59036
59037 59038
>>59033
>inb4 one.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59037
59039
>>59036
Well.... It's not a 1
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59038
>>59034
A compelling argument.
>>59035
The cocks her head again, this time looking up in a random direction. She looks again in another direction before her face brightens. "I've got just the thing! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!" she yells.
"As far as helping, it really depends. I mean there's always stuff that can be done around here, and probably more still than I'm even aware of. Currently the party has made opponents of 1. An unidentified band of pirates, 2. The former/current emperor of this geographical area - who himself is batshit crazy and stupid OP - , and potentially many other groups who haven't so much as named or identified themselves. Oh, and we've also been pissing off/on the jews.
>>59036
XD
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59039
>>59037
Correct
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59040
59042 59044
Tracy uses her superior speed to dash far away to a safe distance where she can hide and observe, pretending to be screaming and panicking like a sane person would.
From her hiding spot she keeps an eye on That Bitch, who seems to be a figure of authority.

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59041
59043
femaleakuma_edit1.png
"And," she whispers, "I'd bet my life that they're pissing off yet another faction as we speak."

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59042
59044
>>59040
She also picks up anything that may have been dropped by the crowd, especially cards, and places her two additional ID cards (not Gorplemonger's) in her bag of holding.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59043
59070
>>59041
“Any idea where they went off to then? Maybe I should help them out if they are into trouble.”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59044
59046
>>59042
>>59040
The bots go next, right?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59046
59049
>>59044
Yes. I hadn't considered Tracy as a combatant at this point, and she can interject herself if she desires, but is otherwise 'concealed' by the surging crowd who are increasingly grouping together by the gates,one by one jumping through to whatever their destination is, away from here. Some of them are holding up their IDs and talking at them in ridiculously dramatic displays.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59047
*urge to start looting like a nigger intensifies*
Tracy stays back at a very, very safe distance and observes.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59048
59050
Tracy reads the names of the other two identities she stole.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59049
59052 59053
>>59046
I guess Trumpaladin can talk as a free action out of sequence:

To the Lady:
"I came to see what was going on. I entered with my girlfriend, but then she ran off and left me and so now I do not have my ID. I was going to ask about a replacement with a representative but there were none. I mean no harm."
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59050
59058
>>59048
Otto von SchnitzelpuskraukengeBcheit Meyer
That German "B" that stans for a "sss" sound
and Frank
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59051
"Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59052
59054
>>59049
So then, the Shazbots circle Trump and Infernius. They're not in immediate proximity, but that's okay cuz their breath weapon occurs at range if permitted.
Infernius rolls a 6d20 and Trump rolls a 5d20.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59053
59054
>>59049
"Lost your ID? An example will have to be made. Pretty sure I don't recall your image from the admission forms though," she sneers.
2OBux
?
No.59054
59055
>>59052
The ring of evasion means that if he wins a saving throw, he takes no damage, rather than half damage. He has a +18 to his saving throws with eagle's splendor (added earlier). And 10 fire resistance

>>59053
"Indeed one shall be made"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59055
>>59054
His saving rolls are 34, 25, 26, 27, and 31
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59056
59057
"Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
Without no seams nor needle work
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59057
>>59056
I love that song
OuvwY
?
No.59058
59059 59065
>>59050
>two guys
One more card, from a girl this time.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59059
59060 59061
>>59058
Are you assuming Frank's gender?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59060
59065
>>59059
Oh fuck!
*Turns self in to police*
2OBux
?
No.59061
59064
>>59059
Uh... if Trumpaladin has taken little damage, then the following

Fae: Pounce on Shazbot
Trumpaladin: Sunder nozzle on shazbot
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59063
>>59062
Oh, good point.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59064
2018-03-10 (2).png
>>59061

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59065
>>59058
>>59060
Nevertheless, she still streaks another card.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59066
59067 59068
>>59062
Oh, nice try, Mr. Moderator.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59067
>>59066
Shush
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59068
59069
>>59066
I missed it
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59069
>>59068
I asked if Fae succeeded on her saves or not.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59070
59071 59072
>>59043
"Yeah, they headed off to Sparintenar, a city of one of our (few) allies. Don't worry though, I'm sure they deserve every bit of the trouble they're creating for themselves."
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59071
59073 59074
>>59070
"And on that note, let me show you the Entertron!" she beams.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59072
59078
>>59070
“Well, if you say so. I guess I will look around this place for a little bit and then see what kind of trouble I can get myself into... I just hope I don’t have my ass handed to me again.”
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59073
>>59071
Darn it, didn’t see that
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59074
>>59071
“What’s an... Entertron?”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59075
So, what happens next?
And who's identity did Tracy steal this time?
2OBux
?
No.59076
59094 59095 60055
[3d20 = 44]
Trumpaladin figures that he has misjudged the city of Cardishore. He has misjudged the portals. He misjudged his allies. And he misjudged the present situation. With no purpose, and no options, he orders Fae to jump, and to take to the sky - to fly out of range of the bots, and through the hole in the dome that lets in natural light. He self deports.

As he does so, he leaves a parting gift. A few months ago, he got in an argument with Infernius. Infernius got angry and punched him. But in compensation, he gave Trumpaladin three of the grenades that were taken from Korak's body. With quickdraw and a free action, he draws out these grenades and a lighter. With a standard action, he lights them. And with a move action, he tosses them all to the ground to the shazbots
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59077
59081
Is Infernius still here?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59078
59080
>>59072
"Oh please, that was nothing! The Entertron," she says, leading him toward a large medical facility/area, with all manner of supplies and features, "is this weird fancy gadget that can keep you alive. Basically, if your body is ever destroyed beyond repair, it does some technological shit ant makes you whole again." she putzes with a display and brings up a data screen, which list a bunch of names, including Thez, Torcuil, Trumpaladin, Tracy, etc.
"Basically, it pricks your finger and then if you get blown up it uses your blood as a template to reconstitute your(a?) body."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59079
59081
I g2g for at least half an hour
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59080
59081
>>59078
“But I don’t have fingers...”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59081
59082
Okay, sorry for the delay. The issue with the breath weapons is that I've been attempting to determine how mounted creatures count as far as sharing area-of effect symptoms. Basically what I'm finding is that due to immediate proximity, both Trump and Fae are subject to all 5 breath weapons. 2 of them hit Trump (so full damage all considered).
>>59080
>deadpan stare
"It takes a blood sample then."
>>59079
No worries
>>59077
Good question, he's being set on fire
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59082
59083
>>59081
He bursts out laughing.
“What, im not allowed to joke around with you? Oh well, it is rather impressive... I hope I don’t have to use it anytime soon.”
Thinks about it for a while.
“So, do our enemies know about this?”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59083
>>59082
"Sorry, again I'm not accustomed to dealing with so many ponies. Some of them do know about this, particularly the Emperor. We're not sure exactly what his game is, but he's from the tower also."
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59084
59085
"Allow me to demonstrate," she says, pulling out a ridiculously ornate mini-scythe (kama) and - with an observable wince - cuts her finger off. She then enters the Entertron and the finger immediately reconstitutes. "I should explain that in addition to reviving you if you get turned into a grease-spot, it also heals any damage you've sustained if you go into it willingly. The only consequence is that when you're healed, you find that,"
Its probably absurd how much I love saying this
You're still hungry.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59085
59099
>>59084
“Cool... and slightly disturbing. And I guess it makes sense that you’re still hungry... it would be weird if it constructed food for you based off of your blood.”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59086
59087 59088
What does That Bitch do?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59087
>>59086
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say she acts like a bitch
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59088
59089
>>59086
Well, I was waiting on Infernius' saving throws, but I suppose I can roll them myself. That Bitch is engaged in a heated discussion with someone over her ID, the general gist of it being "A dozen? I want hundreds! Arial and land! The big ones!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59089
59090
>>59088
>calling in the Terminators
Oh shit.
AzCrm
?
No.59090
59094
>>59089
What did they think was going to happen, going Leeroy Jenkins on one of the wealthiest nation-states in the world?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59091
>2 20's
Shazbot
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59093
Tracy continues fiddling with her stolen devices.
It's a communication device, right? Can it tell her anything about the city?
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59094
59098
>>59090
There was literally no other option. He can't use stealth. They will not respond to diplomacy. He does not have sleight of hand to steal IDs. He could not obtain an ID by any means at all. The only option was to kill the robots one by one while they were separated on the perimeter. But apparently they can all move together in a single round. So >>59076 is all that remains to be said
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59095
59097
>>59076
How did I miss this post?
Okay. For starters, he could have just kind of gone with the crowd, waiting for an opportunity to present its self. Perhaps one of his allies might have procured an ID that he could move freely with, or perhaps some other form of circumstance could have allowed the avoidance of the spectacle.
As is, Trump attempts to make haste from the scene (prudently so) and flee the city. As he does so, he notices a number of shiny objects begin to tail him as Fae flies toward the open sky above the city.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59096
At the same time, Infernius (or rather, Uatchit to her credit) engages some brilliant maneuvers and arial acrobatics, essentially negating any of the incoming breath weapons. To do so, he would have to have either not dismounted entirely, or he would have to have remounted, but considering the alternative is getting set on fire from 4 different directions, I'm assuming he's ok with that.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59097
59100
>>59095
>opportunity
That's what this was. The opportunity.

>ally
The one who ran off?

>flying things
They fly on, through the opening, then down the sides of the dome, then down the road leading to Krenshall and towards his original destination
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59098
59100 59101
>>59094
Tracy was going to offer him an ID that someone "dropped", and then disguise him with her dust.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59099
59103
>>59085
"A decent point, except we also have replicators, which synthesize any food imaginable. I mean, it seems to me that someone could cross-reference the replicator and the entertron, especially since in a manner of speaking the entertron is a "ppl" replicator, but that's way too technical for me," she says waving her hand dismissively.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59100
>>59097
True, Tracy did run off,... 2x,... but she's also carrying Trump's babeh, and she's not likely to abandon babeh's father. Not lastingly anyway.
>>59098
This, she's got 4 now.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59101
59104
>>59098
She waited a hell of a while to do it
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59102
Tracy move's away to the garden area that the party passed by earlier, in stealth, and buries one of her stolen ID cards there.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59103
59105
>>59099
“Now a food replicator is something I got to see sometime. Real quick, how do you activate this thing to take a blood sample?”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59104
59105 59106
>>59101
She had to be discreet to steal shit. She literally just murdered Alfonso in front of a crowd to keep her cover.
>ran off
Tracy can't do shit to firebreathing robots. It's more productive to stay at a distance and do what she can with her own skills.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59105
59107
>>59103
"Put your hand,... er,... hoof here," she says, indicating what looks like a touch-screen keyboard that displays a hand-icon.
>>59104
She did no such thing. The Shazbots simply dealt with an obvious intruder.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59106
59109 59110
>>59104
If she wants to send a message, now is her chance
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59107
59108
>>59105
“Like this?”
He places his hoof on the screen.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59108
59115
>>59107
And with a slight prick on his hoof, Stix probably won't die. I mean he might still, there's plenty of ways to die that supersede the Entertron, but its better than nothing!
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59109
59110 59111
>>59106
Yeah, that whole empathic link has been kinda neglected desu
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59110
59112 59114
>>59109
I forgot about it, desu.
>>59106
Tracy isn't exactly sure what to say or do atm.
Tracy looks towards the flying lion.
>'Is.. Is it time to go yet?'
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59111
>>59109
He was attacked by a robot and she fled, then he went to get Fae and Tracy wondered off... Hasn't been seen or heard from since... Suffice it to say he's changing his relationship status on Facebook
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59112
>>59110
>"I can't stay here, that I can tell you"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59113
I put dust on Brad and changed Tracy's disguise several times so that they'd have the option to re-enter lawfully if things went sour. I didn't account for Fae or Infernius though...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59114
59116
>>59110
>always wants more abilities
>neglects current abilites
o_o
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59115
59129
>>59108
O_o

“Now with that taken care of, I suppose I will start wandering around this place and see what a pony has to do around here to earn a coin. I spent the last of what I had on a string for this darn bow I can’t seem to use right.”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59116
59117
>>59114
At least I'm not as bad as Torc.

Tracy looks towards the flying figures figures as she contemplates her next step.

How many flying bots are there?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59117
>>59116
I don't ask for shit except maybe a level or two in bard...

Though I have no defense on forgetting shit...
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59118
59119
Tracy's options
1. Issue some sort of stay to Trumpaladin, sleight of hand an ID into Infernius of he doesn't fly off, meet up with Trumpaladin and give him an ID, then proceed as a team deeper in. Sneak attack robots if necessary with chain, or possibly ask Trumpaladin to ca her
2. Just go deeper in alone
3. Leave Cardishore
4. Some combination of the above
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59119
59121
>>59118
Things to consider
1. You cannot Sneak attack robots.
2. To give a card to Infernius, she'd have to walk up to him and hand it to him, putting herself in danger
3. Before she does anything else, she has to consider what's about to happen to her husband.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59120
59129
Torc wonders if the gnomes are ignoring him for fun
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59121
59123 59127
>>59119
Tracy waits for further intentions from Brad, not sure if she should (attempt to) fly after him.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59122
Are there any more bots in sight?
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59123
59125
>>59121
>Fly after him
and expose herself to the robots?

If she wants to meet up, he can run away from the bots and meet her at the hole, then he sneaks back in the dome and they both go in

>Infernius
At least he can fly fast
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59124
Yeah.. I really dropped the ball on communication this session.. sorry..
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59125
>>59123
>Expose self
She'd just fly while ethereal. It was only a suggestion.

Also, are you sure you can out-fly those bots?

*Waits for dialogue*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59126
59128
>sneaks back in
Is he bringing Fae this time? Tracy never disguised her
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59127
59130
>>59121
>"if you care, I'm being pursued by bots. I'm betting I can outrun them"
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59128
>>59126
She can disguise her easy I am sure. Make her look like Pepita from Coco
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59129
59131 59134
Apologies, I had business related
>>59115
>coin
"Oh, you needn't worry about that. I mean, we're not to the level of a kingdom, but we have finances on lock."
>>59120
Sorry, I forgot where he left off at, other than Snek wanting to eats and getting the cannon re-fit. I recall he mentioned the Stray Cat to the gnomes, so it would make sense that they would be retrieving the necessary schematics.

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59130
59132 59135
>>59127
>'where do you want to meet?'
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59131
59140
>>59129
“I’m not sure I understand. By this you mean you are willing to lend me some money to purchase gear?”
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59132
59136
>>59130
>"I am running on top of the dome with Fae. But unless you have IDs I do not know how will would proceed"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59133
59134
>tfw you realize that the shitty coffee you were given earlier was actually decaf and ur passing out
I don't even like coffee..
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59134
59140
>>59133
RIP
>>59129
>patiently waits
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59135
59138
>>59130
>"where we came in, I would think"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59136
59137
>>59132
The IDs we're going to be a surprise, but okay..
>'I'll meet you there then.'
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59137
59139
>>59136
They're still going to be a surprise, because he still doesn't know
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59138
59140 59144
>>59135
>'Wait! I told Infernius to seal the hole..!'
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59139
59144
>>59137
I just didn't want to cause Drama over stealing things and potentially killing Innocents.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59140
59141 59142 59145
>>59131
"In a manner of speaking. We've lots of resources, means, and accounts for procuring mundane-to-fine items, and refined items are certainly negotiable. For example, we (and by that she means the port) are responsible for the most thriving jewelry trade this world has ever seen! So to say, if you need equipment or provisions, it can probably be supplied gratis."
>>59134
"Huh,you'restillhere.Iwould'vethoughtyou'dhavegottentiredofitall.IwasabletolocatealltheessentialdocumentationsurroundingtheStrayCat,includingthecannonschematics.Ithinkwecanhaveaserviceablereplacementinnomorethanaweek,dependingoncraftingrolls," that older gnome casually vomits in Torcuils direction (referring to their speech method, not literally)
>>59138
She did? That's news to me,... no surprise there nobully
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59141
>>59140
In the message where she told him to come to Cardashil...
...fuck!
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59142
59143 59146
>>59140
>(referring to their speech method, not literally)
Gladly noted
"Thankyou"
Torc pulls out some gold he keeps for moments like this
"Here'smydownpayment"

>"Steak time?"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59143
>>59142
Kek
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59144
59147
>>59139
>>59138
>"do you think he sealed it? Anyways... I'm coming over there. I'm running, so I may not be able to wait..."
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59145
59148
>>59140
“Doesn’t feel right to get things for free, but I suppose I will earn my keep with the gear. I will take a look at the shops then. Thanks for you help, Thez.”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59146
59150
>>59142
Careful myah, Snek may find himself some food, but the party might also wind up with another tag-along,...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59147
59151
>>59144
>' I don't know.. maybe he forgot..?'
*Dashes off to where the hole may or may not be*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59148
59149 59152 59161
>>59145
"I can appreciate your reticence, but consider it a dynamic where certain members of the party are strategically minded, while others are borderline jews when it comes to money (and even a legit jew). The result is that there's always more available than is needed, excepting when we get robbed by elveniggers.
"Hey!" says a voice in the distance.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59149
>>59148
Kek
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59150
>>59146
>tag-along
Uh...
Sure, I totally understand what you mean

"Listen, we gotta pick up the cannon in a week," Torc begins to leave saying his goodbye to the gnomes. "Until then I would like to keep good relations with these guys."
>"What are you saying?"
"You've been seen with me. Next time we'll enter the city separately and you can have a disguise."
>"Fine, I guess that makes sense"
"Good. Now, Back to the tower. The others should be back by now."
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59151
59153
>>59147
Dashes towards the hole, hoping Fae is faster than the bots
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59152
59153
>>59148
“I see... but what is a jew?”
Turns to see where the new voice is coming from.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59153
59154 59155
>>59151
Wait,... not through the open-top roof?
>>59152
"Oh don't mind him, that's darkie. He's an elvennigger."
"DROW!"
"Yeah, like I said, an elvennigger. He's harmless, since he realizes that we can subject him to worse than he ever imagined."
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59154
59157
>>59153
“I would love to hear that story sometime.”
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59155
>>59153
He flies out through the open roof, and has land and run as soon as she is outside, to meet Tracy at the hole
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59156
59158
Tracy wait to see what the bots are doing before she acts.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59157
59159 59160
>>59154
"Well, he was part of the group of elvenniggers who robbed us,... twice, but was caught because he was too cocky. Then he got tortured and mutilated, and then almost killed everyone (yes, while tortured and mutilated) and then his head got put into a bucket, and then into a metal body-cast, and then we starved him. Then he decided to plau along," she smiles, as though detailing the process of obtaining groceries.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59158
>>59156
She should run to the hole either way. She's safe
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59159
59162
>>59157
“Wow. I’m in over my head around here aren’t I?”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59160
59166
>>59157
She's waiting to see if the bots are about to follow them outside.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59161
59162
>>59148
Oh yeah, Susan. I was just reading that bread the other night.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59162
59163 59164 59165
>>59161
I'd forgotten the Susan bit
>>59159
"Doubtful. I mean you may not know/appreciate it, but someone thought you were an apt addition, else you wouldn't be here. No one winds up "here" unless someone/thing nominates (in a manner of speaking) them. What that means is anyone's guess, but if you're here, its cuz something powerful enough decided to put you here. Though, come to think of it, we are rather avant garde as far as our methods are concerned.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59163
59169
>>59162
“Well, I wish I can remember what makes me worth being here... all I seem to recall from back home is my father’s disappointment and my death”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59164
>>59162
>I remembered something GM didn't
That's surprising

Anyway, Torc and Snek ride the airship back to the Tower with generous amounts of sea shanties and threatening to throw each other overboard
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59165
59169
>>59162
Where are the bots headed?
Has That Bitch gotten her order shipped yet?
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59166
59167
>>59160
Why wouldn't they?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59167
59168
>>59166
She just wants to see what happens.
If they're outside, they won't be able to re-enter so easily.
Anonymous
c3XZj
?
No.59168
>>59167
They won't be able to fit through a hole of one exists, so he can go through and change disguise.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59169
59170 59172
>>59163
"Well, we're not the ones who determine worth. In some cases - darkie for example - characters were brought here so that they could continue to suffer. In other cases, characters were brought because some entity found them delightful. There are other examples, but the simplicity of it all is that there are no end of reasons why one finds themselves here, and often times it is to fulfill a purpose that is outside of what the individual may previously have assumed."
>>59165
The bots form a perimeter ring around the top of the wall, maintaining constant visual with at least 3 others, and collectively maintaining 360x360 surveilance.

Including the spot with the hole in the wall
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59170
59171 59174
>>59169
“I guess that makes sense. From my memory, I committed suicide. So I guess this is my second chance of sorts.”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59171
59173
>>59170
"Oh," she says, visibly affected by the mention.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59172
59179
>>59169
>Including the spot with the hole in the wall
Fug.
>'Looks like they're onto us. Slipping out, let alone back in won't be easy...'
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59173
59176
>>59171
Stix takes notice of this.
“Does that surprise you?”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59174
59176 59184
>>59170
"I rolled a 1 on my Spot check." Tracy says aloud for no reason
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59175
59176 59177
Tracy tries to see if Infernius is still not-incinerated.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59176
59178 59180
>>59173
"No its,... I mean I suppose not,... I just wasn't expecting,..." her voice trails off.
>>59174
When?
>>59175
He did well on his saving throws, so "not yet" at the moment, but he's also non-responsive
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59177
"I wonder if Death would mind dinner when I get back."
>"I'm still trying to figure out how you actually got her to date you."
"Fucking mystery to me mate."
>>59175
>inb4 Infernius becomes an inferno
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59178
ccab55af8654930f2495cdff1aa5fe15.jpg
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f0d6a7936470c7da18d2ccc734c70f93.jpg
>>59176
>when
I was referring to how she died: didn't even get the privilege to know what hit her.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59179
59182
>>59172
>"Do you have anyway of evading them?"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59180
59181
>>59176
“You seem a little upset by this. Do you want to talk about it?”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59181
59183
>>59180
"Do you?"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59182
59185
>>59179
>'not that I know of.. They're everywhere. It won't be simple to cut a hole like last time.'
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59183
59186
>>59181
“I don’t mind if you don’t”
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59184
59188
>>59174
I figure I may as well share the death story I had for Tracy, since I've never published it anywhere and I may as well share it some time.

Brad Sentry had been elected to the US Senate,
and was proceeding on a Bill that would have exposed lines of funding. He walked towards the Congress building with a group of senators of his party and the US president, as well as his then wife. As he walked, Tracy jumped from bushes and towards him with a knife, having apparently evaded the secret service for that long. As she did so, she had to jump an enormouse number of feet to close the distance (she was far away but a hell of a lot further than you'd think she could get), and in that time was shot two dozen times from two mp5 sub-machine guns from secret service agents.
She crawled some feet, and with her final heart beat, looked to Brad. The secret service agents had by this time forced everyone down in low, prone positions in place. Brad realized that she had gotten to far to spring all of a sudden... something must have forced her to act so early. He noticed from the trail of blood that she was not actually heading for him, or his wife. He looked towards where her path was taking her, and saw that the man next to him had a gun aimed at him. Quickly, he disarmed the man. A fellow senator of Brad's party at this point said fuck it, pulled his own gun, and shot Brad, killing him

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59185
59190
>>59182
>"If only we had IDs it would be easy enough to escape them. Maybe if I can get in line later I can get in next time..."
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59186
59187 59189 59200
Gotta run for about 1/2 hour, sorry
>>59183
Will respond asap
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59187
59211
>>59186
It’s fine. See you soon.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59188
59339
>>59184
Awesome story.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59189
59191
>>59186
I look forward to your return

>"Yes but WHY where there fifteen men on the chest with a bottle of rum?"
"I don't know, it's just a song"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59190
59192
>>59185
>'That dust will last about another hour. After that, you could re-enter legally. Get as far away as possible in the mean time.'
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59191
>>59189
kek
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59192
59194
>>59190
>"What will you do? Those bots will be coming for you and you do not have an ID
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59193
I think I might make Bridget my main Disguise (like Thez's hippie guy). She's grown on me.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59194
59195 59196
>>59192
Idk how else to spin it, so she'll be blunt:
>'I murdered a guy for his card. I swiped a couple others too; their owners are probably dead'
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59195
59196 59197
>>59194
Tbqh desu senpai, that was actually why I didn't use the link. I figured Paladins plausibly couldn't accept stolen things, or those pilfered through murder.

But he'll forgive her because she's cute, right?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59196
59197
>>59194
You could have worded it differently
>"....
....
....
....
....
....
Fuck it. I'm running for the hole. Meet me there. I'm either figuring out what the hell is going on now or never"

>>59195
>But he'll forgive her because she's cute, right?
STOP ABUSING YOUR SPECIAL PONY POWERS
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59197
59210
>>59195
On the bright side, with Gorplemonger dead, she can assume his ego.
>>59196
Tracy moves towards wall where the hole was, flipping through Alfonso's card and looking at various selfies and whatnot to try to get a grasp of his personality.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59198
59199
1520484886612.png
This should summon Infernius' faggot
Hopefully
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59199
59202
>>59198
Very good!
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59200
59201
>>59186
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiins!"

On Fae he runs straight for the hole
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59201
59205
>>59200
Weren't there mailboxes there too though?
Be careful.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59202
59203
1520484136754.png
>>59199
I hope you don't think I drew that
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59203
>>59202
Editing colors as good as you do is still worth cheering on.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59204
Shit, I guess I outta edit some moar then..
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59205
59206
>>59201
Watching, yes. The point is to go through before they can do much damage
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59206
>>59205
Okay then..
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59207
59208 59210
That Bitch never made her turn on that initiative.
Did she do anything besides yell on her phone?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59208
>>59207
Yelling on the phone is doing something
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59209
Tracy moves back to monitor Infernius's situation.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59210
59212
>>59197
Mr. Gorplemonger is quite alive, see here he's adopted this lovely mantis outfit cuz reasons
>>59207
She's the reason there's a grip of arial bots in pursuit, as well as a variety of other bots that haven't gotten introduced yet cuz>flee
It would (and still may, waiting on Infernius) be a slaughter.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59211
59214 59216
>>59187
Thez <whooof> vanishes into a swirling tuft of smoke. A few moments later (less than a minute) she reappears with an ornate flask full of a clear liquid. She looks at Stix for a moment, shakes her head and sits down in one of the available chairs.
They're a the tower now yes? Torcuil would be arriving imminently.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59212
59213 59216
>>59210
Can Tracy make out what level of access Gorplemonger had with his card? He acted like he was important.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59213
59215
>>59212
Everyone around here acts important. Assuming that Tracy ventured near one of the gates, she would find that the ID lights up with several options including:
Home, Shopping, and Social.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59214
59224
>>59211
“What’s that for?”
He points to the flask
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59215
59218 59219
>>59213
Tracy decides to give the gate a shot.
>Home
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59216
59217
>>59211
Trumpaladin darts to get through the hole as quickly as possible

>>59212
>"If you have an extra card, come to the hole Tracy, now or never"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59217
59218
>>59216
>'There are mailboxes there though.'
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59218
59220
>>59215
Fuck

>>59217
>"You told me you had a card. Do they follow you yes or no?"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59219
59221
>>59215
Isn't Tracy involved in a plot to get an ID to Trump, Infernius, and Fae? I'm not saying "don't", but seriously, she's not that ADD is she?

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59220
59222 59226
>>59218
>'I don't know if they follow me, but at least they won't flame me while I have the card...
>'Thing is, if they see me going through the hole, they'll know what's up.'
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59221
59222
>>59219
Are there bots by the hole or not?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59222
59223
>>59220
>ITT Tracy overestimates the sophistication of the Shazbot programming
>>59221
No, but they are in view of the hole, as well as the entirety of the perimeter.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59223
59226
>>59222
Fuck it then.
Tracy leaves Infernius for dead and moves towards the wall.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59224
59234
>>59214
"The green stuff gives me heartburn," she says. "Plus, I've so many inhibitions that I can't speak candidly without booze. Something to work on I suppose, but for now it works."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59225
59228
Drinking during pregnancy is not to be advised.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59226
59227
>>59220
>"I thought you were disguised? Whatever. If I do not receive a card I am dead"

>>59223
He can fly faster that Trump, and has all sorts of very useful magic like Sanctuary or Ethereal Jaunt or Dimension gate. But I think his strategy would be similar to Trump's
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59227
59231
>>59226
Tracy goes towards the hole.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59228
59229 59231
>>59225
Considering the fetus jacked a regen stone from the principle, I'm weighing that it'll be fine
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59229
59230 59232
>>59228
Wouldn't that also make her unable to get drunk, like Captain America?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59230
59233
>>59229
No, because I'm the GM and I say so
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59231
59235
>>59228
>>59227
Fucking squeezes through the hole as quickly as he can. Fae first, since she has a lower save bonus
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59232
maxresdefault.jpg
>>59229
>Placebo
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59233
59235
step0002-4.jpg
>>59230
So be it.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59234
>>59224
“I don’t remember too much... think you can help me out and ask me questions? That may jog my memory on some details.”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59235
59236
>>59233
Damn right! I could have made all kinds of more or less douchy-calls based on whim, that this is the one I've done so far is a testament! Xp
>>59231
So Trump is seriously making straight for the hole in spite of surveilance?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59236
59237
>>59235
Fine, he throws a rock in another direction first. Then runs straight for the hole
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59237
59238
>>59236
Why?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59238
59239 59240
>>59237
His options are 1. give up on Cardishore, and 2. go through the hole and hide once inside
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59239
59241
>>59238
Go ahead.
>'I'll be here, Flashy. Tell me your plan once you get through.'
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59240
59242
>>59238
Those aren't his only options, those are just the only options he's entertaining, right now, that justify immediate involvement/participation Xp

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59241
59243
>>59239
>"Once I am through the hole that will lose the flying ones and the ones outside. Then we get cards and change disguises, then hide in a house and wait for infernius... then we go through the gates
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59242
59246
>>59240
If he waits an hour Tracy will be gone and the window will have passed.

I guess Infernius is a pretty good distraction, but again, tracy will be gone by that time
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59243
59248
>>59241
>'How do we meet once we're through? I don't want to blow my cover..'

Tracy disguises herself as a janitor, getting ready to feign sweeping up Infernius's ashen remains, should he be incinerated.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59244
59245 59246
>repeats of last voyage with slight differences
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59245
59247 59250
>>59244
>slight differences
Did Snek actually throw Torc off this time?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59246
59250
>>59242
Yeah srsly, wtf happened to Infernius?
>>59244
Not sure what you mean by that, but considering this was a scenario where "Observe, do nothing." was the A++ answer,....
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59247
59250
>>59245
No, this time it was a Broadway musical retelling of the voyage
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59248
59249
>>59243
>"Hand me a card. Or if you're that scared, just leave two cards at the hole and I'll run through myself. I'll take my chances. But I think you're ascribing a level of intelligence to these machines that they simply don't have"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59249
59251
>>59248
>'You'll need to make sure your disguise matches your ID one we go through the gates. Not sure how well I can dress up Fae though..'
Tracy walks in that direction
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59250
59251 59257
>>59246
Torc and Snek are heading back to the tower in the ship
>>59245
No, Torc almost threw Snek off...
Don't ask me how that works
>>59247
SOOOO put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59251
59252 59253 59254
>>59250
You've pushed ten feet of snek off.... but most of him is still on the airship

>>59249
>"alright..."
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59252
59254
>>59251
Pretty much
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59253
59255 59256
>>59251
The dust is only +10 disguise btw.
I was going to use it as a fallback, so that the party would have the option to re-enter lawfully as their own selves if they got caught.
It'll still work on her, but she might be recognized. It won't be easy to dress her up as her card ID though.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59254
>>59252
>>59251
Kek
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59255
>>59253
>"We'll hide in a house"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59256
59257 59258
f55T6s6.jpg
>>59253
Wish I could make an item that did the same with Bluff too. Then she'd be set.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59257
59258 59259
>>59250
My money is on Snek desu
>>59256
U mean like a mask? "Smirk"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59258
59260
>>59257
Same
>>59256
I love my +25 bluff bonus
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59259
>>59257
I meant like her Dust of Illusion, only for bluff, but yes. It'd be great to upgrade her Mustache-and-glasses.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59260
59261 59264
>>59258
Too bad sorcerers don't get Glibness
>"Sir! Your gold is cursed! You need to give it to us so that it won't kill you."
>Rolls 1d20+54
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59261
59263
>>59260
That fucking settles it
BARD LEVELS HERE I COME
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59262
Um.... Trumpaladin goes through the wall
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59263
59265
>>59261
At least get to 9th level spellcasting first.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59264
59266
>>59260
>tfw game mechanics have NPCs as complete knobs
"Oi, I've got this small square peg that fits loosely in this big round hole, but I don't know what to do with this big round peg. Also, there's a small square hole I can plug with my finger"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59265
59267
>tfw Torc has mystic Theurge but still can't cast divine spells
>>59263
But y
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59266
59270
>>59264
Kek
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59267
59268
>>59265
That's literally why he got Theurge, so he can cast divine spells
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59268
59271
>>59267
H
O
W
?
Does this mean I can pick a domain?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59269
59270 59331
Stix sits down and seems lost in thought.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59270
59271 59273
>>59266
Well, GM hasn't incinerated Trump yet so I'm guessing he was able to make it through...

*immediately grabs IDs for self and Fae from whoever is standing near the hole*

>>59269
"You must kill them all"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59271
59272 59274 59280
>>59268
No, it means he can cast divine spells. I thought we went over this a long time ago.
>>59270
I'm waiting on Infernius dammit
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59272
59283
>>59271
He's not going to be here soon
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59273
59278
>>59270
hmm...
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59274
59275
>>59271
What list tho?
Cleric, Paladin, Druid, or Ranger?
There isn't really a divine spell list
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59275
59276 59277
>>59274
The spell list. Theurges don't do "domains" or w/e, they just cast spells.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59276
59283
>>59275
I thought they just advanced whatever Divine spellcasting class they already had?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59277
59279 59283
>>59275
Would you mind linking me this spell list?
Because Theurges build upon character's spellcasting in both arcane and divine determined by their class, and Torc can't cast divine spells
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59278
59282
>>59273
https://www.flickr.com/photos/markwetzel/4313112250
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59279
59280 59281 59283
>>59277
Just post good memes and you'll get appropriate spells for them.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59280
59281
>>59279
This

>>59271
waits
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59281
59284 59285
>>59280
>>59279
But I don't wanna do that
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59282
>>59278
HHHMMmmmm....
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59283
59290
>>59272
Awww
How do you know that?
Okay well I'll wrap up his situation then.
When we last left Infernius, he was being set on fire. He got some really nice dice rolls, and some really crappy ones.
>>59276
It seems you're right.
>>59277
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Spells
Tracy is right, he only gets 1st level divine spells at this point. Its a pity too, cuz I misinterpreted the data (I thought that being a theurge allowed the caster to use their caster level to determine the arcane/divine spells they could cast)
>>59279
Also this


Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59284
59290
>>59281
Don't be a lazy faggot.
You only get all those spell haxx because we like memes.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59285
59286
>>59281
T H I S
H
I
S
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59286
59288 59290
>>59285
Not to be contentious - and I will accommodate to an appropriate degree - but wasn't the meme magician thing your idea? e_e
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59287
By "your" I mean Torcuil's
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59288
59289
>>59286
It was mine, actually.
>>1217 →
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59289
>>59288
Checked
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59290
59292
>>59284
I made a fucking spell list damn it
>>59283
But there are no "1st level divine spells" that I can find, only classes that use divine spells
>>59286
I regret that idea
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59292
59293
>>59290
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List
>>59291
Autism detected
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59293
59294 59296
Turns out Torc qualifies for absolutely 0 prestige classes.
>>59292
So does this mean Torc casts as a second level cleric?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59294
59295
>>59293
You could be a archmage, if you take any metamagic feat, or an edritch knight if you learned martial weapon profficiency.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59295
59299
>>59294
Dragon's Disciple too.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59296
59297 59299
>>59293
Negotiably, yes. Tbh, I had thought theurge was a haxx for equal cleric spells, but I had been operating in err
Oh wait, I almost forgot I'm GM
>pouf Torcuil's Theurge level(s?) are exchanged for meme magican levels
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59297
59300
>>59296
Did you consider those Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter spells for Tracy yet?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59298
Basically here's the thing. I had envisioned, intended, and resolved that the skinniest-assed MF'er (Torcuil) was gonna get spell hax. Since I determined long ago that many divine spells should be arcane equally/also, and vice versa, and THEN stumbled across Theurge, I figured this was a neat and easy resolution. Unfortunately, I was wrong. So, in the same vein of TRUMP GOOD, now there's Meme Magican (sp intentional) as a class
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59299
59300
>>59296
You mean sorcerer...

Right?
>>59295
I will damned, something Torc is actually qualified for
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59300
59301 59302 59304
>>59297
Got a reference/link or am I flying blind
>>59299
I'm still trying to allow him to use cleric spells. Do you want me to not?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59301
59303
>>59300
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Paladin_of_Tyranny_Class_Features
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Paladin_of_Slaughter_Class_Features

Basically, an inverted Paladin spell list.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59302
59303 59310
>>59300
While we're handing out gibs can I have Divine Might for Trumpaladin? Maybe Sacred Shield? The "rebalanced paladin" includes two bonus feats including those from the Divine Champion
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59303
59319
>>59301
Oh, okay. What Blackguard should have been. Makes sense.
>>59302
Links faggot, am drunk
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59304
59305 59306
>>59300
I'd rather Torc just be a sorcerer.
I mean, I have a spell list and shit for a lvl 17 sorcerer And I wasn't really enjoying meme maging as much as I thought I would...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59305
59307
>>59304
Okay....
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59306
59307
>>59304
Just meme a wizard to do the magic for you
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59307
59308 59309
>>59305
>tfw I'm now the party disappointment
>>59306
I...
You...
WHAT
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59308
59311
>>59307
Just meme Gandalf or someone to fight for you and do cool stuff and cast the spells you want
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59309
59311
>>59307
Not disappoint, just,... disappoint Xp
Seriously, I had hoped that giving Torc clerical spells (again, cuz lots of specific spells - Airwalk for example - should be cross-class spells) would be of benefit
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59310
>>59302
Yeah, you should've taken Divine Might a while ago..
I only never bothered with it because Tracy's Char is so low.
>Sacred Shield
What's that?
Is there a profane equivalent?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59311
59312
>>59308
………………
I am of confusion
>>59309
I just wasn't enjoying the whole gimick, it was fun at first, but then it just kinda drug on.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59312
59313 59315
>>59311
Say what you will, but that "Oh lawd Jesus" post was one of the finest moment of game desu. Still we can re-work it if it is preferrable
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59313
59314 59315
>>59312
Uh... what bread was that?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59314
59315
>>59313
Oh, like I know off hand, I don't even remember the context. You do realize we account for about 57k of the 59k posts on this board?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59315
59316 59318
>>59313
>>59312
>>59314
This one? >>8492 →
Please be patient. I have autism.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59316
>>59315
This one as well...
>>9469 →
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59317
59321
Stix feels around his cloak for his dagger and remembers it was thrown in battle with Thez.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59318
>>59315
Precisely that one
>4 digits
Were we ever so young?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59319
59320 59324 59325
>>59303
Page 106
http://forum.nwnights.ru/uploads/rulebooks/Complete_Warrior.pdf
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59320
59322
>>59319
Can we cite SRD sourcebooks?
I've had my eye on Arterial Strike.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59321
59323
>>59317
Its still stuck in the support-beams of the port walls. Don't worry tho, mundane daggers are a dime a dozen and easily replaceable (ask Tracy Xp)
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59322
59325
>>59320
Nigger, you've already asked for gibs tonight
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59323
59324 59327
>>59321
Not to Stix. That one his sentimental to him.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59324
59326
>>59319
Oh no. Its a seriously exhaustive manual.
>RIP my spare time
>>59323
Noted. The dagger in question is unmoved, for precisely the same reason
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59325
59326
>>59322
>>59319
I want Divine Vigor, if we can take stuff from that book.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59326
59328
>>59325
Fuck off

>>59324
Tracy's faggot insists Divine Might is SRD
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59327
59329 59331
>>59323
>Stix Dagger's are special
Tracy lost all of her weapons, including her "dark" and "edgy" knives when she handed them over to the security at Cardishore five months ago
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59328
>>59326
It is.
I noticed that feats are introduced by sourcebooks, but the feats that were considered to be balanced made it into the 3.5 SRD.

Divine Might is worth training for.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59329
59332
>>59327
*desire to retrieve daggers intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59330
59334 59336
It looks like Infernius's faggot won't be returning tonight, so I'll be in bed soon.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59331
59333 59343
>>59327
And who's fault was that?
>>59269
Amist all the,... contention, Thez sits relatively before Stix, sipping "gently" from a glass of clear liquid, and wondering about how to proceed.
"So,... do you,... regret,... killing,...."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59332
59337
>>59329
"Just wait for me, girls..." Tracy says under her breath
In my defense, I didn't expect to get teleported in the middle of security.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59333
59346
>>59331
“Myself? That’s the funny thing. I remember right before I did it thinking that it must be done. Like I was doing everyone a favor by doing it. I partially wish I didnt, but I don’t know if it was avoidable.”
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59334
>>59330
Infernius entered the discord just now
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59335
59338
Welp, found an old post of mine that will always be relevant >>6560 →

In the meantime, I'm hoping Torc and Snek arrive before they kill eachother
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59336
>>58626
>>59330
Hello
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59337
59339
>>59332
No response to >>59184? Okay...
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59338
59340
>>59335
I’m hoping they arrive so Stix can properly meet them. Torc only got a couple of phrases out before Stix when after Tracy... and left him.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59339
>>59337
>>59188

Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59340
59342 59344
>>59338
Yeah, should be good...

Sorry about leaving you
/s2+g
?
No.59341
[3d20 = 30]
Kill all metalniggers!
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59342
>>59340
Your fine.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59343
>>59331
What was the fate of Trumpaladin's parting gift to the 5 shazbots?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59344
59345
>>59340
But your not sorry for leaving me.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59345
59346 59347
>>59344
No not really, now realize how Thez feels
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59346
>>59333
Checked
>>59345
Ooooh, sting
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59347
>>59345
Shes the most powerful, so she watches the city.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59348
happy-wojak-men-s-t-shirt.jpg.cf.jpg

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59349
59352
Alright. Where we last left off, Infernius was getting set on fire. I rolled a 6d20 for his saves, but I'll allow his player to make the roll, and weigh the results against my rolls.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59351
>>59350
shhhh
/s2+g
?
No.59352
>>59349
Sorry
/s2+g
?
No.59353
59354 59355
[6d20 = 71]

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59354
>>59353
Oooh, a 20 AND a 1
2OBux
?
No.59355
59356
[6d20 = 68]
>>59353
Rolling
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59356
59357
>>59355
Wait, why is Trump rolling?
Trump successfully escaped, he doesn't need to roll.
2OBux
?
No.59357
59358
[6d20 = 55]
>>59356
To compare dice rolls with Infernius

Rolling
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59358
59359 59360
Rainbow_Dash_lifting_glasses_S3E3.png
>>59357
>A substantially shittier set of dice rolls than Infernius
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59359
>>59358
Yes, most impressive
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59360
>>59358
*dabs*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59361
*reads ID cards*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59362
59363
Can I get a quick rundown on what would've happened since Infernius's faggot returned? Tracy's next course of action will depend on what happened to Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59363
>>59362
I should've communicated my plans.. I hadn't expected Infernius or Fae to be seen ahead of time..
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59364
59365
Fukkin daylight savings time
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59365
>>59364
Kek, it's been throwing me off all day.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59366
59367
1325616__safe_artist-colon-egophiliac_princess luna_cartographer's cap_esp_eyes closed_filly_grayscale_hat_marauder's mantle_monochrome_moonstuck_s.png
*reaches out with mind looking for knives*
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59367
59368 59373
DA8AFE17-68BD-497D-92EF-906AFE6D98C5.jpeg
>>59366
I picture it looking a bit darker when Tracy wants to find her instruments of death.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59368
>>59367
kek, that's exactly how I'd imagine it.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59369
59370
"Are you going to Scarborough fair....
parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme....
Re-member me, to one who lives there
She, once was, a true love of mine..."
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59370
59371
>>59369
My favorite part of the song is:
Tell her to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59371
59372
>>59370
"Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59372
59374
>>59371
I am looking up the lyrics, but I can’t find this one part I swear I remember where the woman, knowing it is impossible, trys the things in the song anyway, and regains the love of the singer... maybe someone made that part up for a happy ending to the tune?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59373
>>59367
That's pretty much exactly what she looks like beneath her disguise btw.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59374
>>59372
It's not in Simon and Garfunkel's version of the song, that I can tell you
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59375
59376 59379
Will we be able to play again tonight?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59376
59377 59378
>>59375
Hopefully not
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59377
>>59376
Sad stick noises... which is just silence if you think about it.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59378
>>59376
>Sad noises
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59379
59380 59381 59382
>>59375
I'm planning for it. I'm headed out for some errands with Lenos' fgt for the next few hours, but ~5p (pst) I'll be here for the duration. Apologies for last night, I got way drunk waiting for INfernius to return (nobully), but there's several reasons I didn't advance the story cuz there's elements that the party in general and Infernius in particular are unaware of.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59380
>>59379
Sounds exciting.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59381
1503633773018.gif
>>59379
I'll see if I can keep up
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59382
GettyImages-657591276-714x476_20180311173303864.jpg
>>59379

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59383
59384 59386 59387 59388 59396
bitch.png
>is back
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59384
59385
>>59383
>Image
Take a guess
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59385
>>59384
Pic unrelated, besides I know urs
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59386
>>59383
Welcome back.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59387
>>59383
Present
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59388
59390
>>59383
ARYANNE
AzCrm
?
No.59389
59397
[14d8 = 74]
Alright. When we last left off, Infernius got hit by 2 breath weapons, but he also got 20s for 2 of 'em, so I'll call that 1/2 damage.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59390
59391
>>59388
That really hurt
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59391
59392 59393 59416
>>59390
Aw come on you know thez pine is best.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59392
>>59391
*pone
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59393
59394 59395
>>59391
I meant, that hit really hurt. Infernius needs to roll a fortitude save
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59394
>>59393
Meh, i like my thing better.
/s2+g
?
No.59395
59396 59400 59402
[1d20 = 19]
>>59393

Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59396
59398 59399 59401
>>59383
>Image
Take a guess
>>59395
Damnit he probably passed
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59397
59400
>>59389
Um.... Do shazbots die from grenades?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59398
>>59396
Why did it include my previous message?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59399
>>59396
Fuck you too m8
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59400
>>59395
Damn, alright. Next up is That Bitch, who spends her entire round shouting into the phone.
>>59397
Doubtful, grenades do 5d6 damage. Trump dropped them overhead during his escape yes?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59401
>>59396
*dabs*
>about to ask when i go
>remembers i rolled a 2
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59402
59403 59404
>>59395
Shit.
Was that a roll for Death by Massive Damage? best way to kill
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59403
>>59402
That roll was to stop my death.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59404
59405 59406
>>59402
Why yes it was
Whoops, Fae actually goes before That Bitch, and being as though she's in charge of transit, that is the moment that she breaks away into the air, with Trump atop. Trump will still be able to grenade them, but he goes last cuz >1 initiative
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59405
>>59404
Wait brad got a 1?
Top kek
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59406
59407
>>59404
First question, what is the damage roll on the flames and what is the save DC?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59407
59408 59409
>>59406
14d8 (it shows if you hover over the e-mail field) and,... hold on I forget.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59408
59410
>>59407
I cant hover over the email field on mobile....
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59409
>>59407
I can't do that on mobile. I can't read spoilered text either. I used to view the post with the edit feature but I can't do that anymore
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59410
59411 59412 59421
>>59408
fair point. I don't recall the saving throw desu, I never bothered to write it down, and its a custom creature (mine) so I wanna say it was 22, but I was pretty wasted so idk
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59411
>>59410
Reee then Trump made all of his saving throws
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59412
59415
>>59410
I prefer to keep it ambiguous anyway, since the characters have no way of knowing meta numbers.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59413
59414 59415 59417
How could you even dodge flames coming at you from every direction?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59414
>>59413
Stop drop and roll.
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59415
>>59412
They know that some flame jets are harder to dodge

>>59413
By the grace of Elway
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59416
Spoilered
>>59391
I was asked to make this.
pine Thez
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59417
59419 59422
CharacterSheetTorc&Snek.txt
>>59413
Good reflex roll

Also, have a character sheet for some reason Mainly for GM
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59418
59422
Also, can you be flanked with Breath weapons?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59419
>>59417
>Pinochet hat
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59420
59425
Is there still a crowd present in the area?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59421
59422
>>59410
Hey gm how can i get ranks in perform?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59422
59423 59424
>>59417
>pinochet hat
>sunglasses
kek
>>59418
Not technically, its not an attack roll. I could see applying penalties, but I didn't in this case.
>>59421
Practice/training from a suitably skilled performer, or levels.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59423
>>59422
>Practice/training from a suitably skilled performer
If only i knew a performer
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59424
>>59422
If Trump can make most of his saving throws, that changes things
OuvwY
?
No.59425
59426 59429
[1d20+21 = 23]
>>59420
Rolling to take another card from anyone nearby.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59426
>>59425
Another 2
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59427
59432
Can Torc and Snek arrive at the tower now?
5b1Ud
?
No.59428
59430 59466
If Trump isn't losing half of his health in a round...

Fae: Pounce bot

Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59429
59431
>>59425
Why?
5b1Ud
?
No.59430
[3d20 = 37]
>>59428

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59431
59433
>>59429
Just in case.
Also, I'm bored.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59432
59434
snek.png
>>59427
Yes. THey arrive and Thez is (I think) talking to Stix?
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59433
59445
>>59431
Why not do something productive like use the 60 foot chain and improved sunder to destroy the nozzles on the bots?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59434
59435
>>59432
Kek

Snek slams open the door
>"Terrible trip, wouldn't do again"
"Good, Next time I won't bring you. Hey Thez, hey Stix"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59435
59437
>>59434
“Hello again. Where have you been off to?”
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59436
59442
"Trump you fucking coward!!!"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59437
59439 59441
>>59435
"Getting a new cannon while this fucker" Torc kicks Snek "wanted to eat the gnomes selling it to me"
5b1Ud
?
No.59438
59466 60055
image.jpeg
[1d20+31 = 40]
Sunder the nozzle of the shazbot Fae has placed Trumpaladin near
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59439
59440
>>59437
“Sounds like a grand adventure. What are your plans now?”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59440
59444
>>59439
"Well Solvania sent me some plans about a exploding trebuchet shot or something, so.I was thinking about checking that out.

Have you met Slovania yet?"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59441
59446
>>59437
"That's silly. Find an obscure gnome tha't's into knitting or something for that, never one you'll need."
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59442
59443
>>59436
"Target the flame throwing nozzles of the Robits"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59443
59453
>>59442
"But i go last"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59444
59446
>>59440
“Oh yeah. I saw that trebuchet thing when I met her. I got to try building one of those things sometime.”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59445
>>59433
That would only reveal her position, and Idk what kind of attack bonus these guys have.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59446
59447 59448
>>59441
>"Damn, can she help me get a gnome to eat?"
>>59444
Check'd
"They are pretty cool. In the meantime, what have you guys been up too?"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59447
59450
>>59446
“Well... a bit of a story on my part. I suppose I can give you the fast version if you want.”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59448
59450
>>59446
Did Torc ever read that scroll Tracy gave him?
OuvwY
?
No.59449
59451 59452 59453
[1d20+23 = 29]
Rolling to steal another identity.
Forgot to add synergy last couple times.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59450
59454
>>59447
"Eh, why not. Lemme hear it."
>>59448
Uh, kinda
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59451
>>59449
Will Tracy ever have enough IDs?
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59452
>>59449
You only get one turn per round you kike
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59453
59455
>>59443
Not true, Trump goes last
>>59449
stahp, Tracy can only manage to swipe 4 of them before the remaining crowd literally has their phone in hand.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59454
59456 59457
>>59450
“Let’s see... I found a ton of evil creatures in a tree. Tracy was bit by a rock. I found a talking squirrel in a grove. I got a big acorn. And I met Thez here... but not before I thought she was attacking the port.”
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59455
59457 59458
>>59453
Tracy pockets snacks that people dropped during the party.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59456
59458
>>59454
"Sounds intresting"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59457
59458 59460
>>59455
Things, got it
>>59454
"He's afraid of fire," Thez whispers overloud to Torcuil. Shhhhhhhhh
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59458
59459 59460
>>59455
It’s always one more..
Your never satisfied!
https://youtu.be/OxHAN6JIkNo
>>59456
“Not as interesting as gnomes I bet.... what are gnomes by the way?”
>>59457
“Hey! It is a perfectly normal fear out of all the things most are afraid of irrationally.”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59459
59466
>>59458
"Its not a criticism, I just figure that since he's the magic guy he should know. By the way, doesn't I'nis' sword catch fire sometimes? Probably better mention to him too,... still haven't figured out what to do about Lenos yet tho." she says holding her chin.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59460
59461 59467
>>59457
*whispering* "noted"
>>59458
"Small humeniod creatures thattalkreallyfuckingfast. Really good at engineering though"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59461
59468
>>59460
"Careful, they sometimes explode," Thez chuckles.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59462
59465
How many bots are surrounding That Bitch?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59463
59464 59468
"In fact, if you let snek eat one and then turn him into a staff, all you'd have to do is set off an explosion and say that the gnome exploded."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59464
>>59463
It'd suck if one exploded inside Snek though.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59465
59469
>>59462
None, but since Trump isn't escaping the arial bots she's calling in are proceeding in through the roof.
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59466
>>59459
Given that Infernius is not running, and given that the situation on the ground is a bit different than previously estimated. Accordingly, these are my actions: >>59438 >>59430 >>59428

Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59467
59474
>>59460
“Huh... so, I remember you have this... meme magic. Think a pony like me could learn something like that?”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59468
>>59461
"They WHAT?!"
>>59463
"Stahp giving him ideas"
>"let the woman speak"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59469
>>59465
Tracy silently inches closer towards That Bitch.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59470
59471 59474
"And incidentally, is Snek on file in the Entertron? I mean I know he's a magical creature, but I don't see why it wouldn't work,"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59471
59472
>>59470
Items can be repaired at half the price it took to create them, right?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59472
59475
>>59471
Yes but this would be more for situations like if the mummy room was set on fire, which I was certain would happen but somehow didn't
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59473
If you want an idea of what it is like to wake up in the Entertron, refer to Gantz
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59474
59476
>>59467
"I could maybe teach you a few spells"
>>59470
"Yeah, he's not so lets do that"
I take it if Snek dies he'll be a staff?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59475
59479
02-620x.jpg
>>59472
Kefka underestimated our party's ADD.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59476
59477 59479
>>59474
He turns into a staff, and cannot be activated again for three days.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59477
>>59476
That's not what I meant...

He may need a gnome or two when ever it happens though
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59478
*plays a generic Fashwave song*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59479
59555
>>59476
this
>>59475
Very much so. He finds the party curious. He's not sure if he wants to blow them up or let themselves blow up and watch.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59480
59481
K, so Tracy is closing on That Bitch, but low key; bluff check.
I think its now Infernius' turn
/s2+g
?
No.59481
59482 59488
[3d20 = 29]
>>59480
"Burn"
*full round attack
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59482
59483
>>59481
Y U never cast spells?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59483
59484 59485
>>59482
Might makes right
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59484
59486 59487
>>59483
Then why cleric?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59485
>>59483
*long sigh*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59486
>>59484
He'd make a better Barbarian.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59487
59489
>>59484
Infernuis is a hitlerist.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59488
59492
>>59481
Not in range, they're maintaining a distance of 25 yards.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59489
59490
>>59487
Summon a monster.
Like a water elemental.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59490
>>59489
*greater
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59491
Use uatachit
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59492
59493 59495
image-13.jpg
>>59488
*casts earthquake*
"Fucking robots REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ME AM GONNA KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKERS THEN ME AM GONNA RUN YOU THROUGH WITH MY ZWEIHANDER YOU RACEMIXING WHORE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59493
>>59492
>inb4 all of the mailboxes helplessly fall over
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59494
59495
While the red bull messes up the place, Tracy uses the distraction to discreetly inch closer to That Bitch, until she's withing ~30 ft.
In her turn of course.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59495
59496
>>59492
Good move, but that leaves everyone in that area immobile
>>59494
Uhm, did you not notice the earthquake?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59496
>>59495
Oh...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59497
59498 59499 59502
Everyone roll a reflex save, modified preferred - its dex
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59498
59508
>>59497
Sorry guys
OuvwY
?
No.59499
59500 59501
[1d20+19 = 21]
>>59497
Rollin'
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59500
59501
>>59499
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59501
59504
>>59500
>>59499
2 again
dice 1d20
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59502
59503
>>59497
Ok...
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59503
>>59502
You know what... I deserve that
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59504
59506
>>59501
You roll too, fgt!
5b1Ud
?
No.59505
[1d20+12 = 29]
[1d20+18 = 29]
Fucking rolling!
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59506
59509
>>59504
Im not attacking you, i just think its kinda strange you get so many 2s
/s2+g
?
No.59507
[1d20+10 = 14]

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59508
59510 59511
>>59498
Not yet you're not
Uhm, how r u getting these modifiers? Feats/synergies?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59509
>>59506
I'm just frustrated.

And here I was doing so well, stealing IDs for everyone...
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59510
>>59508
What modifiers?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59511
>>59508
My roll is just Tracy's normal reflex + dex + char
AzCrm
?
No.59512
59514
[11d20 = 125]
Well, it looks like only Infernius falls over from the spell. Additionally,
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59513
59515 59516
3 of the shazbots fall over.
In addition to that, everyone roll a d100 regardless of saving throw
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59514
>>59512
Is That Bitch, in range of the spell?
OuvwY
?
No.59515
[1d100 = 49]
>>59513
Bloody hell!
/s2+g
?
No.59516
[1d100 = 25]
>>59513

5b1Ud
?
No.59517
59519 59520
[2d20 = 27]
Rolling
5b1Ud
?
No.59518
59520 59521
[2d100 = 76]
Rolling
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59519
>>59517
I saw that
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59520
>>59517
>>59518
REEEEEEEEEE
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59521
>>59518
Don't be a bitch.
Take your first roll.
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59522
I rolled d20s
AzCrm
?
No.59523
[11d100 = 515]

AzCrm
?
No.59524
59525
[2d20 = 17]
Alright. Everyone who got 25 or less gets to roll another reflex save DC 20, to avoid falling into the fissures that have opened in the ground.
/s2+g
?
No.59525
59526 59527
[1d20 = 20]
>>59524
Heil hitler!
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59526
>>59525
Maybe Hitler really is a deity...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59527
e67e472888.jpg
>>59525
>Bright glowing hand manifests in the air to catch Infernius before he falls to the center of the earth.
5b1Ud
?
No.59528
59529 59530 59531 59532
[1d20+18 = 19]
Rolling
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59529
59535
>>59528
"FAE!"
/s2+g
?
No.59530
59532
[1d20 = 3]
>>59528
Oh shit rolling to save brad!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59531
1518903593303.jpg
>>59528
>Not praising Elway on your roll
AzCrm
?
No.59532
59534
[2d20 = 30]
>>59528
XD
>>59530
U can't do that
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59533
[internal pony screaming]
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59534
>>59532
Shit!
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59535
59537 59539
>>59529
Wait, is it Trump or Fae who failed?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59536
GM, do you believe in the hollow earth theory by any chance?
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59537
59538
>>59535
Trump
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59538
>>59537
Well shit...

Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59539
59541
>>59535
Can Fae roll a reflex save to grab Trunpaladin?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59540
59542
It looks like I won't be the only one to lose all of his stuff in this city...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59541
59543 59545
>>59539
Why would she? Where is this idea of magical wish-rolls coming from?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59542
>>59540
Jej
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59543
>>59541
To many action movies i guess
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59544
59546 59547 59549
Welp, it looks like Trump and one of the shazbots fall in, and since everyone is immobile (not flying) no one can prevent them from being crushed to death as the fissure closes.
Trump summarily wakes up in the Entertron.
But he's still hungry
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59545
>>59541
She's immediately next to him, so she could try to catch him with her mouth
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59546
59550
>>59544
Oof
"Brad!!!!! Nooo!!"
*cries*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59547
59548
>>59544
"YEE BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!" emanates from the center of the earth...
Poor Vadereim... He didn't deserve such a cruel fate...

Tracy bottom jaw drops to the floor, and she promptly gtfo's the area.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59548
>>59547
True
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59549
59552
>>59544
There's not like another level of city beneath the top?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59550
59551
>>59546
Tracy makes a silent oath to convert Infernius into sausages.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59551
59553
>>59550
He wouldnt fight her
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59552
>>59549
not under the park, no
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59553
59554 59555
Tracy ditches the retarded bull, and makes a break for the perimeter, stealthily, deciding that her precious knives can wait, while she goes to the Entertron to console her husband.
>>59551
Ya' done fucked up!

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59554
59560
>>59553
Lesson learned never trust tracy
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59555
>>59553
Hmm... I can see a battle against the whole party forming. Tracy attacks/kills Infernius, Thez domes the same to Tracy... maybe >>59479 was right...
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59556
59557 59560
So no reflex roll for Fae?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59557
59558
>>59556
Nope. And come to think of it, he probably wouldn't wake up in the entertron, cuz his body wouldn't be completely destroyed, he'd just be crushed to death and somewhere deep in the ground.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59558
59559 59561
>>59557
Is the fissure still open?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59559
>>59558
No, it closes up immediately as the earthquake ceases
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59560
>>59554
She has bigger priorities, like seeing if her husband still exists.

Tracy makes her way to the perimeter, slashes an X in the wall, and hightails it out of the city.
>>59556
I'm fucking sorry, m8...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59561
>>59558
Warn us next time you're about to cast a deadly AoE spell.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59562
59571
Personally, I would prefer that not be the outcome, but I fail to see how it could be otherwise, given the spell description
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59563
59564 59566
It is tragically comedic tho XDDDD
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59564
>>59563
It set a record for epic fuck-ups...

Tracy runs home to see if her husband will be there.


Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59565
Infernius, ur gonna' craft Brad a new set of stuff.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59566
59569
>>59563
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It wasnt supoosed to be this way!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59567
59568
Can Tracy fast-travel back to the tower while Infernius fends for huimself? She makes a bee-line for the Entertron
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59568
>>59567
*galloping pony noises*
>'Flashy... Flashy..! FLASHY!!?'
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59569
>>59566
He lost the cute ring with the lil' horse jumping over the blue gem that Tracy gave him...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59570
I can feel Brad's reeling from here, and I just wanna say I feel it too, m8.

Tracy runs all the way home
[worried pony noises]
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59571
59572
>>59562
So what happens?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59572
59574 59575
>>59571
The ground fucking swallowed him up in seconds and he fell to the center of the earth.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59573
59576
Tbh I'm contemplating tweaking how the Entertron works, that it activates whenever the player dies, rather than when their body is destroyed.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59574
vinyllaugh.gif
>>59572
Not to the center, but think Indiana Jones, Last Crusade ending
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59575
59578
>>59572
No shit, after that.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59576
59579 59592
>>59573
How about players can force the machine to activate on another’s death, and it only automatically activates on body destruction?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59577
59583 59586
What happened to That Bitch? She didn't fall over?
I was going to assassinate her and take her card, but then shit happened.

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59578
59580 59583
>>59575
Well it would be Trump's turn,....
I guess that makes it the shazbots turn. With Trump no longer an issue, the 10 that remain center around Infernius and douse him with flame. Roll 10d20
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59579
>>59576
[APPROVED]
/s2+g
?
No.59580
>>59578
Deus vult!
Sieg heil!
/s2+g
?
No.59581
59586
[10d20 = 115]

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59582
59584
I guess Tracy should stay...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59583
>>59577
>>59578

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59584
59585
>>59582
No fuck you, go.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59585
>>59584
To sweep up Infernius's ashes and maybe salvage some stuff..
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59586
59587
>>59577
She wasn't in the earthquake area, she took off and isn't visible.
>>59581
That's 4 fails, maybe more. You know what I'm gonna say right?

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59587
59588 59590
>>59586
Bring it nigger i got hp and regen.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59588
59589 59636
1520739887553.jpg
>>59587

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59589
>>59588
Fuck off
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59590
59591
>>59587
Okay, well first off what's his modifier for reflex?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59591
59593
>>59590
+5
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59592
59595
>>59576
Maybe we can fight zombie versions of ourselves some day.
AzCrm
?
No.59593
59594
[84d8 = 362]
>>59591
And his dex is shit,... so let me rephrase. 7 of them land. He got a 20, so I'll have 1 miss, but he got hit by 6 of them. 6 x 14d8
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59594
>>59593
He kill...
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59595
>>59592
I could see an interesting scenario where a villain captures the tower and makes clones of us, most are zombies, but the “boss” fight would be actual, fully functional clones to fight
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59596
Well fuck.
That was an epic failure of a session.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59597
59598 59599
I literally can't even..!]

Goodnight fellas'.

Sorry, Brad's faggot...
Tracy will let him use anything she has, if it's any compensation.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59598
>>59597
Night!
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59599
>>59597
*reeeeees*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59600
>>>59597
'Night
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59601
59602
1478192957784.jpg.cf.jpg
Sorrt brad. I didnt want it to be like this.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59602
59604
>>59601
So here's the thing. Yes, the ring of regeneration would sustain Infernius,... right up until his corpse was stripped of its equipment, especially when it ceased to die entirely in spite of ridiculous damage. So he would die, upon the ring being taken. There will be more consequences, but for now - as I said would happen - Infernius wakes up in the Entertron.
And he's still hungry
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59603
... it was inevitable anyhow, since the eds were gonna show up in pretty soon.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59604
59606
>>59602
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59605
Tracy has never felt so glad to be a Rogue, but also never felt so helplessly ashamed at being unable to protect anyone...

*Goes to bed for real this time*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59606
59607
>>59604
Oh, you've only just begun to reeeee
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59607
59608
>>59606
*walks to mess hall*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59608
59609 59613
>>59607
As he makes his way there, he passes Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez, who's eyes widen alarmingly at his entrance
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59609
59610
>>59608
"Fucking robots!"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59610
59611
>>59609
"Fug," says Thez.
Meanwhile, back at the park. As a few of the Cardishore administration begin removing items from Infernius' should-be corpse, ultimately removing the ring (but not the sleeves, cuz they don't just "come off") a very curious thing happens. For one, Infernius' entire body is enveloped by the sleeves, the mouths elongating and distoring to consume the entirety of his body, meeting ultimately at his chest, and partially burrowing into his skin, forming a golden yin-yang looking symbol. His entire body now covered with that shiny-black skin, and his eyes replaced by glowing red lights, not-infernius slowly climbs to its feet.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59611
>>59610
"Me sense a disturbance in the force."
Fug!
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59612
59623
*hugs thez*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59613
>>59608
He's normally neked anyway.

*Revs-up sausage grinder*
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59614
>for once Torc wasn't the one that died
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59615
59616 59617
Think a well-worded Wish or Miracle could retrieve just Vadereim at least?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59616
>>59615
It might send Infernius back a level tho
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59617
59618
>>59615
Vandereim isn't dead, he's just buried
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59618
59619 59620
>>59617
I was just wondering, since that spell can do shit like part the red seas, or safely transfer an entire party to another plane, or reverse an erupting volcano, that it could maybe, with appropriate sacrifice, retrieve a single object from underground, if the caster prayed hard enough to his deity.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59619
59620
>>59618
It could work in theory, but his first step would be to replace his holy symbol
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59620
59621
>>59618
The rest of Brad's stuff racked-up an enormous value altogether (tfw no insurance), but Vadereim is irreplaceable..
>>59619
The first step is the sausage party.

Tracy runs home.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59621
59622
>>59620
You do realize that Tracy will be next for the sausage party,....
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59622
59623
>>59621
I guess so..
I just thought of the image of Infernius slowly sinking into a giant sausage machine while he heils sadly and plopping out dozens of cartoonish Sausage-Infernius' on the bottom end of the machine to be grimly amusing in this situation..
*abandons shoop in progress*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59623
59624
>>59612
*hugs back*
"Whatever did you do this time?"
>>59622
>abandons
But y? I've got a mental image of the party pushing eachother into a sausage grinder, reforming in the entertron, and getting back in line to push eachother into the sausage grinder some more.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59624
59625
>>59623
Aaaand I just closed the tab...
What a shame.
Might do it again after the group dialogue..

I think Brad is still mourning his loot..
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59625
59628
>>59624
Oh he'll get it back, he just needs to not go Leeroy Jenkins. Not that that was precisely what killed him, but it certainly set everything in motion.
Gawd I was dying laughing when it happened tho
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59626
59627
It's not all Infernius's fault though.
I should've done something to help them escape before that even happened, but I just watched thinking that Tracy would die before the mailboxes..
Idk what happened to Fae, but her chances of surviving/escaping on her own would've been nil, even if Tracy helped her out..
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59627
>>59626
Yeah, I did kinda pause the progress cuz of shock, but her odds of escape aren't too good
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59628
59629 59635
400283__safe_solo_animated_cute_spitfire_close-dash-up_seizure warning_vibrating_artist-colon-spittfireart_cutefire.gif
>>59625
It was quite the epic-tier fuck up.
>PCs get near party
>Realize they'll die without ID cards
>Rogue tries to get everyone cards
>Neglects to tell anyone about it (sorry)
>Infernius crashes party in vibrant display
>Chaos ensues
>Drama queen stampede
>Terminators close in
>Flamethrowers throw
>Brad jumps in to save the day
>Oh shit
>Brad tries to escape on Fae in the air
>Comes back figuring he could take out the bots and save Infernius
>Infernius has an idea
>Bull casts powerful AoE spell
>Does minimal damage to the enemy and kills an ally
>Bull is turned to ashes in next turn
>Infiltration plan scrapped by remaining PC
>Two PCs worth of loot lost
Yep, that's an academic record alright.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59629
59637
>>59628
The spell would have been great against creatures, but the bots get a racial bonus to avoid falling because of their design (they roll around on wheels, and their weight and center of balance makes them easy to keep upright). One of the bots did get squished, (I suppose a case could be made that it might be intact,... something to keep in mind when retrieving stuff) but yeah that was something else
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59630
59631 59632
Next time I go to Cardishore, imma enter legally and leave all my shit back at the tower.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59631
59633
>>59630
Tracy has 4 IDs tho
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59632
59633
>>59630
Other than trying to find knives, what was the party doing there? I’m still a little unclear on that part.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59633
59636
>>59631
I kind of wanna see if "T. Sentry" is still on file at the baggage claim...
>>59632
Tracy just wanted her meme-knives back. Brad was investigating. Infernius... Idk..
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59634
59635
Think gnomes would make for good payloads for Slovenia's trebuchet?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59635
>>59634
Noted for future reference
>>59628
I can't even post the "It's called splash damage, suck it up or whine to the cleric" because it was the fucking cleric
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59636
59644
>>59633
>>59588

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59637
59638
>>59629
If the mailboxes are shaped like how I imagine them, they seem like they'd be helpless if they ever did get pushed over.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59638
59642
>>59637
Quite
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59639
59640 59643 59647
But seriously, since when do gnomes explode?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59640
59641
>>59639
Since GM decided it was funny.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59641
>>59640
I figured
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59642
59643
>>59638
Would they have any way of pushing back if someone were to push them over from the side, or would it just be like cow-tipping?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59643
>>59639
Well, it began with Farzalington, the Gnome that Trump met back when first visiting Krenshall, and I decided that would be a recurring theme.
>>59642
Probably like cow-tipping desu, they're pretty damn heavy and aren't fitted with appendages to right themselves with
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59644
59645
>>59636
I'll take that as a no...
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59645
59646
>>59644
Shit, I really want those meme-knives..
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59646
59647 59648 59679
If you want to get thorough, it was inspired by my frustration with having to write out in gnome-speak. It suddenly occurred to me that I could effectively end the dialogue if Farzalington happened to have crafted a James Bond esque grenade pen, and for stylization I opted for Farzalington to start talking shit about GM which resulted in the pen malfunctioning and exploding.
>>59645
The meme knives are still there, and there are a number of possible avenues to getting them.

Leeroy Jenkins is not one of them.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59647
59649 59650
AD3D6A5A-25B9-4FDA-A0F2-5C2E9C198704.jpeg
>>59639
>>59646
I like this idea better
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59648
59653
>>59646
I'll get them some day...

As she runs towards the port, Tracy turns her head to glance back at the Starting-Equipment-Devouring city, and silently swears a vow vengeance on that wretched land.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59649
>>59647
Well they don't all have Bond pens, but they do all have something that in certain circumstances can explode
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59650
59651
>>59647
They're not Muslims.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59651
59652
>>59650
The Asians do this on occasion. In WWII the Japanese planned to use bomb vests for civilians to die with honor if they were captured during the land invasion the US was considering
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59652
>>59651
>Honor
It's no fun if there's a reason to it: that's not random enough.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59653
59654
83f.png
>>59648

Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59654
>>59653
Now that is a great picture
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59655
59656 59657 59658 59662 59664
I think this is my cue to get off.

If I stop to think about it, there is much to say about the event itself. Of course Infernius cast the Earthquake. But that was only because GM, who entirely forgot about distance when the robots had to move from their positions dispersed along the edges of a park presumably as large as the National Mall and all gather together in the same location and could make a full attack the same round, suddenly remembered distance when Infernius's Faggot wanted to engage in melee. The situation never would have happened if Tracy's faggot had stayed with the group rather than wondering off. Or would have communicated something - anything. Or if Infernius hadn't insisted on provoking a fight. And then of course why the hell could Fae not try to grab Trumpaladin if he was riding her? And why the hell couldn't we go with the play through I tried to make in saturday. But maybe it's my fault for making two dice rolls for what should have been one. But whatever. There's nothing to be gained by resentment and arguing any more.

I was dreading that session in the way I dread a lot of sessions. It's not fun any more, it feels like an arms race. With all equipment gained over the past six months gone, it's definitely not worth proceeding.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59656
>>59655
Well... sorry to hear that. I was looking forward to playing along side you when you got back... oh well. Have fun sulking, I guess.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59657
59658
>>59655
>Implying this isn't the perfect opportunity for GM to make a dungeon out of the depths of the earth for us to grind and get your gear back
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59658
>>59655
I could answer essentially every one of your points, but would it be moot?
>>59657
I can think of a couple reasons Trump could still be alive if you want to get technical, and considering the spellcaster level of the party, its really not that difficult to go about getting the stuff back (Infernius' will be more difficult) but idk
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59659
59661
To be quite honest, aside from Torcuil turning into a pile of sand, this is the first time that character actions have resulted in any serious consequences in spite of numerous opportunities for things to have gone differently. For example, when Torcuil used the Magneto rod on Death, the scythe should have gotten a will save using Death's stats, but it was funnier to just let it play out. The whole point of the game is to have fun and to be creative, such that it is enjoyable for yourself and for others. If its not, then I don't know what to say.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59660
59663
And I did literally post that the choices that Infernius and Trump were making would likely result in them waking up in the entertron without all their stuff. Blatantly.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59661
>>59659
You shouldn’t have to say anything. You have been doing a wonderful job. One that I guess Trump can appreciate right now. You keep up the good work GM.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59662
>>59655
>if Tracy's faggot had stayed with the group rather than wondering off
I'll say right now that I fucked up big time...
What I meant to do was proceed ahead of the group in stealth to figure out what was going on. Once I got there, I had intended to steal some IDs and distribute them to the party, but I dropped the ball on communication and just watched Brad and Infernius step in before I did that...
>it feels like an arms race
It's never felt that way to me. I just want things, not just to get an advantage over other: it's not a PvP game.
>With all equipment gained over the past six months gone, it's definitely not worth proceeding.
Oh don't be that way. Your stuff isn't gone for good, just in a hard place to reach.
There's always more to be gained too. It's not about what you have, it's about what you can get (says the thief).

I get it if you wanna take a break though.. I'd be pissed if I were in your position...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59663
59665
>>59660
It's not the first time we got close to losing our stuff too. That mummy room could've exploded us, and the last room in the temple definitely would've.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59664
>>59655
[consoling pony noises]
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59665
>>59663
The mummy room wasn't planned, and tbh neither was the self-destructing octahedron. It was a trap, but it was going to be vs spell-casters rather than just <smite> ur dead. I change lots of things on the fly due to sudden inspiration.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59666
59667 59669
I want a dungeon, and maybe this time we won't fucking split the party.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59667
59668
By unplanned, I mean the dust was originally just to conceal the coffins, but when I thought about it from a combustable dust standpoint, I realized it would be a veritable powder keg. The End room of the temple was going to introduce 7 dominant factions that control the rest of the world, outside the empire - which is the largest geographical nation but still a minority by planetary surface. There would be hints and foreshadowing and all sorts of teasers, but suddenly I felt like removing it and transitioning the story in a different manner.
>>59666
Yes, satan
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59668
>>59667
My Satan trips demand a dungeon that starts out like a normal cave, but descends deeper into a hell-scape. The entrance can be the fissures.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59669
5572747db82026fb3b0578f8fc619d51.jpg
1605da51b93088dd947cf63f183d0622--fantasy-rpg-dungeons-and-dragons.jpg
d3462f57df70c83b2b7595975a5e2687.jpg
ijykt.jpg
how-many-call-of-cthulhu-players-does-it-take-to-23528575.png
>>59666
Trips confirm...

I promise not to wander off again...
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59670
59671 59672
I guess it's settled then, if GM wants help I'll make maps.
I guess we need to get Stix some gear, plus give Infernius and Trump some temporary replacements.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59671
>>59670
We still have that set of Full plate for Brad, and Tracy would let him use her sword.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59672
59673
>>59670
Stix has that double-ended banesword for a weapon. He could use some armor though.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59673
59675
>>59672
Something that doesn’t catch fire easily I hope
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59675
>>59673
Rangers' combat style works best when they're wearing light armor or no armor, so we could set him up with some studded leather or chain-shirt.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59676
59677
Was this thread deleted just a few moments ago?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59677
59678
>>59676
Trump hit the wrong button

Anyway, leather would be good for Stix
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59678
712299__safe_screencap_pinkie pie_it's about time_doubt_exploitable meme_gypsy pie_image macro_l-dot-a-dot- noire_madame pinkie_meme_reaction image_r.png
>>59677
>hit the wrong button
pic
Whatever, so long as it's still here..
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59679
59680 59682
>>59646
Earthquake only has an 80 foot radius. It's a "highly localized spell." It shouldn't have affected Trump at all
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59680
>>59679
...

Shit he's got a point
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59681
How big was the stage/plaza? Maybe they were outside of the AoE and only the bots got targeted.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59682
59683
>>59679
I kind of figured everyone was at this point. The bots would have maintained a 75' perimeter around both. Are they near each other or not?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59683
59684
>>59682
If the bots are in a circle that is almost as wide in radius as the radius of the spell, then clearly they would need to be at least 150 feet from each other or else the circles would over lap and bots would be on top of each other
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59684
59686
1125px-National_Mall_district_map.png
>>59683
I was envisioning a park sort of like the National Mall in Washington DC. Not the entire thing, but a square or rectangle of it, as big as the square which contains the Washington Monument at the largest or as small as the rectangles at the center of the Museum district. That's a square with a diameter perhaps as large as one half mile, and at least 1000 feet across. The bots were stated as occupying the perimeter, presumably almost evenly spaced apart from each other. The idea was, as soon as Infernius exposed himself, to run to the perimeter and destroy the bots one by one using Fae's speed, and to do so before they could maneuver into a group
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59685
59686
When did That Bitch get away?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59686
59687 59690 59732
>>59684
The entire park, sure, but this would have occupied only a space of about ellipse road
>>59685
During the earthquake. She has status, and doesn't need to wait in line
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59687
59692
>>59686
1. That could have been specified or at least implied earlier
2. He's still not within 80 fucking feet of Infernius
Anonymous
vlfG1
?
No.59688
59689
Fuck brad
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59689
59691 59694
>>59688
who
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59690
59692
>>59686
Eclipse road is 1,800 feet in diameter, or 900 feet from the center to the perimeter. Now how the hell fast are these bots to close the distance to encircle and attack in the same round?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59691
>>59689
And Earthquake still has a radius of 80 feet.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59692
59695
2F.png
>>59687
>>59690
You're not gonna let me squish him are you >_<*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59693
unintentional pic post
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59694
>>59689

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59695
59696 59697 59698
>>59692
I want to know why distance is taken into account when Infernius wants to melee the enemy or when Tracy wants to be a bitch, but not when casting spells that have "a very localized effect" in the spell description, or when Trumpaladin tries to execute a plan (the only one available at the time) the crux of which is taking advantage of the distance between the bots's starting position
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59696
59697
>>59695
Because the robots don't run right up to a target, they have a ranged weapon, though incurring a saving throw rather than an attach roll. In this case I emphasized the range because he wouldn't have been able to full round attack, he's have to do a move action from which he could do a single attack to end the round. The bots have a base movement speed of 55
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59697
>>59695
"an intense but highly localized tremor rips the ground"
80 ft radius centered on spell caster

That means the spell would have barely affected the bots that were holding a circle 75 away from him. It absolutely would not have affected Trumpaladin, Fae, the bots near Trumpaladin, or Tracy.

>>59696
A ranged weapon of 75 feet. Not 750 feet. The shazbots are "around the perimeter" according to >>58964. If the park is approximately the size of the eclipse circle then it is ~900 radius with Infernius near the center. This means that the furthest ones would have taken 4 rounds to be within 75 feet of Infernius assuming they go 4 times 55 feet a round, and a varying number of rounds to reach Trumpaladin, since he started near the perimeter and only exposed himself to attack a bot that was near the permiter, leaving him a round away from probably two and a little further away for others.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59698
59699
>>59695
80 ft circular spread is a really wide AoE for a spell; I can't even think of a non-epic spell with a wider radius. It's 'very localized' for an earthquake.
>when Tracy wants to be a bitch
Oh come on. There was nothing to be gained from being close to the center of action there as a rogue: she couldn't damage the enemy and didn't have the hit points to survive even one blast.
The reason I even got those shoes was so that she could escape combat scenarios and sneak back in at times of opportunity.

Believe it or not, this wasn't set up against you; it's just fucking unfortunate.
We can get your stuff back over time; it's not lost. Can't we all just move forward?

Is one misfired spell really all it's going to take to destroy this party?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59699
59702
>>59698
Fuck off

>It's a really wide radius
He's not in that radius either way. It would be physically impossible for him to be in that radius, because there's a fucking ring of steel at 75 feet
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59700
59701 59702
8d563cd13fa1546e848443972fbef2d9.jpg
Gotta go. later folks
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59701
>>59700
Later
Save me from this hell
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59702
59703 59704
133184__safe_artist-colon-limeylassen_fluttershy_hooves_image macro_meme_no u_open mouth_pointing_reaction image_simple background_solo_transparent bac.png
>>59699
>Fuck off
Oh bite me. I hear that every day from you.

Why have you always got to be so antagonistic? Everyone in this party only want to have fun, and you take everything personally. I get you're upset, you have every right to be, but there's no need to be so hostile about it. We're only trying to help here.
>>59700
Bye.
I g2g too.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59703
>>59702
Alright, I didn't really mean it that way, but I don't feel like deleting that post either. I'm just tired...

I gotta go do shit..
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59704
My experiences with mlpol.jpg
>>59702
Because anon, everything is shit
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59705
59706
*feeds birdies*
*feeds mimic*
*feeds orcs*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59706
59707
>>59705
*lies down in front of tracy*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59707
59708
>>59706
*looks down a bull, chin turned up*
"You fucked up."
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59708
>>59707
"Get it over with"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59709
59710
Let's see, the last thing Torc was doing is getting Mr. Snek registered...
"Gah, wait. If you're here..

how'd you die?"
>"Tell him he looks like a burger"
"Mr. Snek wants you to know you look like a burger"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59710
59717
>>59709
"Brad fell into earth, me got surrounded by robots and ashed"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59711
59712
I'm maintaining >>59697. The entire logic behind everything was based on the common sense that the fairground was not tiny
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59712
59713
>>59711
Were you in melee range of the bots?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59713
59714
>>59712
He used Fae to close the distance
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59714
59715
>>59713
Did he cast the spell on the bots or on himself?
The spell has 400 ft range.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59715
59716
>>59714
The way Infernius would have been able to damage the most bra would have been to cast it on himself, because six boys were in a circle around him with a radius of 75 feet. The bots were split into two circles of 6 and 5 with radiuses of 75 feet
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59716
59740
>>59715
So you wouldn't be caught in it?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59717
59718 59721
Did I ever end up using the star card? Cause I don't think so.
>>59710
"Sounds fun..."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59718
59719
>>59717
You did. You raised your Char to 20 i think.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59719
>>59718
Yeah, that was it
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59720
59722
*sniffs around entertron*
[worried pony noises]
"... Flashy..?"
*tears drop*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59721
59722
>>59717
"No, it my fault he dead!"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59722
59724
>>59721
"I never blamed you"
>>59720
WASTED
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59723
Stix watches this in silent confusion.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59724
59725
>>59722
"Me am to blame!"
yPY8d
?
No.59725
59726
[1d20 = 14]
>>59724
Torc slaps infernius
"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59726
59728
>>59725
"He fell into a crack!"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59727
59729
Starting positions.png
Yes, I'm going to write a fucking brief justifying the Leeroy Jenkins plan.

The Fairground is stated as being approximately 1800 feet in diameter, in presumably either a circular or square shape, and the bots are stated as being "mostly around the perimeter." The Bots are stated as having a movement speed of 55. This means they can move 220 feet in a round, maybe 275 feet if they have "run." And only 55 feet if they want to make a standard action. You know, like deploy a flame thrower. This means that it would take the bots four full rounds to come near enough to the center to be able to be within 75 of the center. 75 feet is the length of the flame. So if Infernius were in the center - assuming the stage is near the center, but a bit off, it would take four rounds before the bots got to him. And if Infernius were off center - let's say off center by 200 feet, it would take three turns for the nearest bots to get to him, and 5 turns for the furthest away bots to get to him. If some of the bots were not around the perimeter, and nearer the center - say, maybe there were by the stage - then these bots may have engaged Infernius after a single round, while others were three or four or five rounds away. Perhaps infernius could have killed or disabled these before the further away bots even approached.

Trumpaladin did not start in the center. He was nearer the perimeter because he was looking for the Cardishore equivalent of an Apple Store in the stalls. He spent a round at least running on Fae - speed 320 feet a round - and pounced on a bot, disabling it. The reason was obvious. He had to disable the bots, as he had no way of not confronting them eventually, and since Infernius was going to get himself killed, there was nothing else to do. Now, it must be understood that a circle with a diameter of 1800 feet has a radius of over 1 mile. Bots would be 470+ feet apart from each other on the perimeter if evenly spaced. As they near the center, the distance between bots decreases, but by the time Trumpaladin engages, probably only two bots would be within 220 feet of him, and able to engage in one round, with another two bots arriving on the round after that, and another one after that, or three rounds for 5 bots to close the range. Possibly more, but I am no good at Trigonometry. That's just the time to come close, not the time to also use a flame thrower

Now, the bots have more HP than Trumpaladin could possibly destroy in one round, especially with an AC that evidently is about 30. But Trumpaladin has a weapon specifically designed to damage objects that he never used before, and he has a feat he never used before to help with sundering. So he can sunder the flamethroing nozzles - with the help of Fae to close distance - essentially once per round, to disable the bots in that way. Trumpaladin also is built to the greatest extent possible to do well on saving throws. So it seems plausible that he could have dispatched 5 bots if they engaged at the rate it would take them to close the distance, rather than magically but not literally magically all closing the distance all at once.

>But the Lady was calling in reinforcements
The average police response time in the US in emergencies is 11 minutes. Cardishore is more technologically advanced, more secure, and smaller, so I think we can safely say they'd get there more quickly. But it would still take them a minute. 10 rounds. So Trumpaladin and Infernius could have dispatched most of the bots, and then opened smoke screen (trumpaladin has the flask), open a dimension gate, fly away, run away and hide in a house, or figured out something in the few rounds.

There is no fucking way at all that Earthquake could possibly have affected Trumpaladin or anyone not in Infernius's circle. It has a radius of 80 feet, and the distance from Infernius to the bots around him alone was 75 feet. There is no reason at all to believe that Trumpaladin and his 75 foot radius of bots overlapped
yPY8d
?
No.59728
59730 59731 59733
[1d20+31 = 32]
>>59726
B L U F F T I M E
"No he didn't. If he did he would have died, and do you see him in the entertron?"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59729
59732
>>59727
I'm not arguing or anything, but how do you know this much about the distance and proximity of things? It all seemed much closer together to me.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59730
59731
>>59728
Dammit, Torc!
yPY8d
?
No.59731
[20d1 = 20]
>>59728
FUCK THESE DICE
>>59730
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59732
>>59729
GM says in >>59686 that the fairgrounds are about the size of the area enclosed by Ellipse Road in the National Mall. Ellipse Road is a little more than one half kilometer in diameter
/s2+g
?
No.59733
59734
[1d20 = 11]
>>59728
Persuasion
"It is my fault! He must be stuck down there!"
yPY8d
?
No.59734
59735 59736
[1d20+5 = 16]
>>59733
"Then we will find him, and make sure he's safe."
Rolling to calm Infernius
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59735
59737
>>59734
"Calmed bull noises*
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59736
59737
>>59734
“Need me to tag along?”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59737
59738
>>59735
"There there Mr. McRib, we'll get this fixed."
>>59736
"I was gonna drag you along anyway so I could meet you, so yes."
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59738
59739
>>59737
“Alright! Where are we headed?”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59739
59741 59742 59789
>>59738
"Cardishit, I haven't been there since I third wheeled on Infernius and Thez's wedding."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59740
>>59716
Unless Infernius were intentionally trying to target Trumpaladin, there is no fucking way he would have been within the radius of the Earthquake
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59741
59743
>>59739
"Me need gear"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59742
59743
>>59739
“Sounds lovely...” he remarks sarcastically
He gets up.
“I don’t suppose the road there passes by the port?”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59743
59748
>>59741
"Oh yeah"
>>59742
"Beautiful wedding, too much blood though. I think it does, we'd have to stop by the port anyway though."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59744
59745 59746
[worried pony noises]
"... Flashy...?!"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59745
59747 59748
>>59744
"Tracy.... were gonna go try to get brad out of the ground we could use your help."
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59746
59747
>>59744
Torc hugs the sad poner
"We'll find him"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59747
59749 59750
>>59745
"... Really?"
>>59746
"Reeeeeeeeee! Non-consensual hugs!"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59748
59749 59750
>>59743
“I would ask... but I suppose I don’t really want to know. Anywho, I left something by mistake there and I hope no thief stole it before I get the chance to get it back.”
>>59745
“And perhaps while we are there we can get a shovel and pickaxe to aid our exploration for the missing fellow?”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59749
59751
>>59748
"We murdered a lot of communists, but yeah we can swing by"
>>59747
Torc hugs tighter
"Too bad, I'm violating your NAP"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59750
>>59747
>>59748
"Yea we need tracy to go ghost"
OuvwY
?
No.59751
59752
flat,800x800,075,f.u3.jpg
[1d20 = 8]
>>59749
>NAP violated
You asked for it
Stab of opportunity nonlethal dagger
yPY8d
?
No.59752
59753 59755
[1d20+9 = 15]
>>59751
Reflex Save
yPY8d
?
No.59753
59754
[1d20 = 17]
>>59752
>6+9
Nice

Snek takes over for Torc who has now been stabbed
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59754
59756
>>59753
“Yikes! Are you alright?”
Stix runs over to him.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59755
>>59752
You don't get Reflex saves for attack rolls, waif.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59756
59757
>>59754
"Yeah, I'm used to it really"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59757
59758
>>59756
“Ok... note to self: Tracy needs personal space.”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59758
59759
>>59757
"Eh, at least it isn't my haggis"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59759
59760
>>59758
“Again... probably don’t want to know.”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59760
59761
>>59759
"Nope, you really don't. Shall we get going?"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59761
59762
>>59760
“I’m ready. Lead the way my friend.”
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59762
>>59761
*leads into port*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59763
59764
Tracy's faggot, the porn thread fell off the front page, and we have guests over
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59764
59765 59769
>>59763
Talk to the dev squad about a function to tell you where the duplicate file is if you post a pic that's already in the thread. Nobody ever contributes but me because I post all the new shit.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59765
>>59764
o7
You are the one building my collection
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59766
59767
>that file already exists in this thread
Which one, dammit?!
It fucking sucks when you're using hotlinks.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59767
>>59766
I keep getting "Invalid Image"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59768
59769
That enough?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59769
>>59768
yes

>>59764
>As soon as you post that, a dev posts porn in the porn thread
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59770
59771
*brushes birdies*
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59771
59772
>>59770
Are those birds considered exotic by chance?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59772
59773
>>59771
Very.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59773
59774
>>59772
They're Rocs: giant ass birds.
Tracy adopted them.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59774
59775 59776
>>59773
I was just wondering, because on of the ranger spell takes about needing a feather from exotic origin to make a wind wall... sounded interesting
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59775
>>59774
I can’t spell today! Ugh!
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59776
>>59774
Materials for your spells probably won't really be an issue, fyi, but it's good to explore/consider.
Tracy could use help with the grooming at times too.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59777
59778 59782 59783 59819
maned-wolf-puppy-chrysocyon-brachyurus-mother-69593065.jpg
Stix needs a pet tho.

Shilling for one of these things, or at least just a pup.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59778
59779 59780 59789
>>59777
Trips demand a pet! How do I get one though? Are there pet shops in the port? Or do I tackle some in the wild and train them?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59779
59781 59784
>>59778
Patience. Trumpaladin received his business partner when Elway directed her to arrive from the plane of Football with a Kajit caravan at the city walls. Torcuil's scaly waifu was crafted from a piece of wood
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59780
>>59778
Books say it's a 24 hour ritual to call a beast from the wild or other planes to be your companion. Or you could get one through story or any other way.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59781
>>59779
An animal companion isn't the same as a paladin's mount tho.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59782
59783
>>59777
Shilling hard
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59783
>>59777
>>59782
An adult would be kind of OP tho..
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59784
59785
>>59779
>scaly waifu

>"Am I being sexualized without my consent? This is a clear violation of the NAP."
"What'd you say Mr. Snek?"
>"nothing"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59785
59786 59788
>>59784
Well, snek is a staff, so yes he's being objectified. Is Snek a feminist now?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59786
59788
>>59785
Nope, MRA
>"M'lady"
"Oh god"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59787
"Tell her to gather three lilies of white
Yesterday holds memories in time —
To place at my headstone, beneath the moon's light
Then she'll be a true love of mine —
For ever she'll be the one true love of mine..."
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59788
59806
>>59786
>>59785
SnekXbrad when?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59789
59790 59791
>>59739
I think your mistaking Cardashill with Durpistan
>>59778
Yes actually, though the best pets come of weird inspiration and ti
mely dice rolls. I suppose trips might suffice tho
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59790
59792
>>59789
"Thez brad is stuck in a hole"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59791
59792 59793
>>59789
Interesting. You will have to tell me more about these timely rolls. but I’m probably going to pass out any minute
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59792
59794
>>59790
"That doesn't explain why you're emerging from the entertron," she replies, deadpan.
>>59791
No worriies, as you will

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59793
59795
>>59791
A recent example is where Infernius wandered off looking for an animal to be adopted into the developing ranch idea. He rolled a 20 on his 'finding shit' roll, and ended up making friends with blink doge
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59794
59798
>>59792
"Me got burned to death by robots in cardishore"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59795
59797 59818
>>59793
Where is doge?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59796
59797
Yes, I can hold out forever
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59797
59800
>>59795
Infernius lost track of him around the time he made his 'spectacular entrance'.
>>59796
Yes, yes, we're getting to that.
There's a fair case to be made that the ruling on the whole "Earthquake and whoops Trump got squished" bit. For one, Infernius has neglected to realize that since Trump (would have) been kill before him, that Trump would then be in the Entertron. I know I bear overwhelming blame in not addressing that, but Infernius was right there and though Trump was unresponsive at the time his character would still have been present. Because of how it was minimally described, the outcome of Trump is not determined, and could be expressed along a spectrum
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59798
59799
>>59794
"I let you run off without me one time, one time, and you're waltzing out of the entertron,"
"It'll be fine" he said," she pantomimes
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59799
59801
>>59798
"Me was surrounded by 10 robots with flamethrowers"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59800
59813
>>59797
If Trumpaladin is not killed in an earthquake, then neither are there 10 robots facing Infernius - only six minus those that get tipped over. He wouldn't have died (as quickly)
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59801
59802
>>59799
"Boy, its a good thing I stayed behind, we had a dramatic venture of me attacking the city cuz me and they were bored. I'm so glad you got to get murdered," she says, very deadpan.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59802
59804
>>59801
"Come on baby, me sorry but you, addy, and the towns saftey is more important than me."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v5NK1u-hYo
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59804
59805
>>59802
"Says the bull that just gave form to a pestilential demon,"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59805
>>59804
"A what?"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59806
59807
>>59788
You mean MR. Snek? Never

Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59807
59808
>>59806
I guess we are not going on the mission after all. Oh well.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59808
59809
>>59807
No no, this is a different story.

The mission is still on
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59809
59810
>>59808
But if Trump isn’t stuck in rock anymore, then there is no quest to get him out.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59810
59811
>>59809
Oh

Can't Trump have stayed on the surface, albeit missing a Chunk of health?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59811
59812
>>59810
GM makes it sound as if he isn’t dead yet, but is about to, which Trump is not happy about. He did say several times in the discord he was not rolling with it.
yPY8d
?
No.59812
[20d20 = 202]
>>59811
Not rolling with it ey?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59813
59814
>>59800
There's still a lot of robots though, and "hundreds" more pouring in through the roof.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59814
59815
>>59813
Is it raining robots?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59815
59816 59817
>>59814
Apparently...
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59816
59817
>>59815
>Hallelujah
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59817
>>59815
>>59816
*dabs*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59818
59820
>>59795
Go look for your other dog.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59819
maned-wolf-puppy-chrysocyon-brachyurus-mother-69593043.jpg
3_maned_wolf_pups_play_by_leopatra_lionfur.jpg
maned_wolf_pup___play_no3_by_leopatra_lionfur.jpg
7a39bd176e4394a49dc2ed067efb0f66--interesting-drawings-maned-wolf.jpg
GmIVuDP.jpg
>>59777
Brachyurus is best pupper.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59820
>>59818
"Sparkle!"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59821
59822 59825
Shill BTFO'D
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59822
>>59821
I missed it.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59825
59826 59828
>>59821
There was a shill? I always miss the best posts. ;_;
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59826
>>59825
This.
Sometimes I miss the rampant faggotry..
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59827
*Feeds mimic pastrami sandwich*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59828
59829 59830
>>59825
It was undine poster.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59829
59831
>>59828
Fucking hell.
That faggot already left at least five of his abhorrent threads on /sp/.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59830
59832
>>59828
It was Zald with his fucking undertale lesbian fish
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59831
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>59829

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59832
59833
>>59830
I thought zald didnt reply to people?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59833
>>59832
That undertale lesbian fish thing is his avatar now basically. He historically would respond to posts but would not link them (maybe he's posting from a safari browser on his phone?)
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59834
59835
*brushes birds to keep them free of parasites and sores*
*Takes them to hop around the holodeck*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59835
59836 59839
>>59834
*mammoth-sized chicks hop around the virtual park*
<CHEEP!>
<CHEEP?>
<CHEEP!>
<CHEEP!>
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59836
59839
>>59835
*fluffiness intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59837
59838
I can no longer access Discord...
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59838
>>59837
GM is going to work, so you didn't miss anything. Except that Hitler commands Infernius "to fix thy own fuck ups"
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59839
59840
>>59835
>>59836
Cute!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59840
59841 59842
>>59839
Ikr!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59841
>>59840
*Cheeks grow flushed as she watches the birds hop and tumble about the place*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59842
59843 59846
>>59840
Especially since its that time of year, my local supply store has basins full of cheep-cheep

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59843
59844 59860
>>59842
If Trumpaladin can proceed with his turn as he would have, then it is

Fae: Standard Action, cats obscuring mist. Move action, move the 75 feet to one of the robots

Trumpaladin: As I tried to do in >>59438. Except if he can use Divine Might (his racial bonus feat has never been specified), then add that

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59844
>>59843
Unless Sanctuary is effective against the flamethrowers. Then she casts sanctuary on self
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59845
59848 59849
If we're moving back several rounds, can Tracy attempt to snipe That Bitch before she gets to the gate?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59846
>>59842
Chicks are cute.

[CHEEP-CHEEP?]
[CHEEP!]
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59847
59849
I gotta Level-up so Tracy can summon her special cohort..
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59848
>>59845
Tracy creeps up to get within ~30 feet of her.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59849
59850 59851
1368857483453.jpg
>>59845
Was she within 60 feet?

>>59847
Well, Trumpaladin is facing 5 DC 10 monsters all by himself, has already killed two of the things by himself
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59850
59852
>>59849
>DC 10
Wut?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59851
>>59849
>W/n 60 ft
She was hiding in the crowd as they moved away from the action.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59852
59853
>>59850
CR 10
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59853
59854
>>59852
They're monsters GM made up tho. How'd you determine that?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59854
59855
>>59853
Well, let's see

The DC on the flame thrower is allegedly 22. That's the same as a Juvenile Red Dragon. The AC seems to be about 30, which is similar to an Old Red Dragon CR 20 or that Mummy Lord CR 15. They have a weak point (the Nozzle) which takes the CR down, but they seem to have an HP higher than 100, which is normal for most CR8+ monsters. The damage on the breath weapons is allegedly 14d8, although I think GM is mistaking a time he rolled for two of them, so maybe 7d8. 14d8 is similar to the 12d10 of an Adult Red Dragon CR15, and 7d8 is similar to a Young Red Dragon CR7. However, a Dragon can only use the weapon once per every few rounds. Like every 4 rounds or whatever, while these things can use it every single round. So these things are a hell of a lot more dangerous than a normal red dragon, at least to a warrior.

So these things are probably like CR10 to CR15, hard to say
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59855
59856 59857
>>59854
>All this meta
The rules for CR weren't made to identify monsters' strength, they were meant for making/advancing them, for GM
Comparing things to dragons isn't proper either: a GM might consider speed, AC, the number of sides per HD, temperament, and a whole other list of things if he gave a fuck about getting CR right.
>15
Nah. These things look like dull pushovers by themselves. I'd say 8 CR as individuals. They've just got tough armor and a dangerous extraordinary attack.
The encounter itself though? Idk about that. They're certainly dangerous when they surround you.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59856
>>59855
CR kind of falls apart when you take it to an individual level.
What really matters is if your character has the ability to damage the enemy or not.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59857
59858
>>59855
These fucking flamethrowers definitely raise the CR on them. I think 10, like a Juvenile Red Dragon. Maybe more or less depending on the damage rolls

>tough armor and a dangerous attack
Yeah. What else is there exactly? They are highly mobile and have high HP. Only Infernius and Trumpaladin even has the BAB to beat their armor half the time, and they have too high of an HP for area spells to matter all that much

>Tracy's faggot complaining about anyone metaposting
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59858
59859
>>59857
Meh, idk.
I just don't think it'd take four lvl 10 characters to fell just one of these things.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59859
>>59858
I don't say that because they're not formidable. It's just that one of these things sounds like a pretty fucking boring encounter for a lvl 10 party.

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59860
59861
I mean, they're dull as fuck: effectively mindless creatures. It was easy to figure out that they wouldn't hurt you if you presented an ID card, and I bet they could be easily deceived in other ways.
I'd approach them altogether as more of a trap or puzzle than as combatants in terms of CR, but then again, I am the rogue. I figured the objective of the encounter was to figure out how not to be fried, than to take on the bots.

Taking them on in a group is certainly a difficult encounter though, so the feat of actually taking them on would probably have a high CR.
>>59843
You sure you wanna cast obscuring mist? It'll blind you too, and any fire attack will disperse it.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59861
59862
>>59860
The area of affect is much too small to cover the bots directly. The idea is that Fae will take note of the location of a bot, cast the spell, then move to the bot, in the process leaving the misted area and able to see it better with her own eyes, and same with Trumpaladin when he makes his attack. The idea is that the bot on the other side won't be able to see them over the mist. So while 2 or 3 of the bots will be able to see them the next round, 1 or 2 will not, and one will be disabled by Trump's attack.

>any fire attack will disperse it
Let them disperse it. If I have to chose between a stream of fire dispersing a mist that Trump and Fae no longer occupy, and a flame attack hitting Trump and Fae forcing a saving throw or extreme damage, I will chose for the flame to hit the mist. Fae can cast the same spell again after that, and Trumpaladin has an ever smoking bottle. Whatever frustrates the enemy is good, whatever obscures the vision of any one is good, whatever forces the enemy to waste an attack is good.

>>59860
>I figured the objective of the encounter was to figure out how not to be fried
Trumpaladin had no way of not being fried. He could either wait until he was exposed later and get killed by all 12 bots, or he could try to take them on with Infernius and by sneaking up on one. There was no way for him to acquire an ID. He has no thief skills, and couldn't steal anyways. He has diplomacy, but all the dice in the world would not allow diplomacy to work in Cardishore. The only options were to fight and to run.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59862
59863
>>59861
What exactly is your objective for this encounter? Did you want to take out the robots, or advance into the city?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59863
59864
>>59862
>What exactly is your objective for this encounter?
And now you're learning
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59864
59865 59866
>>59863
What was it though? Did you plan to engage right off the bat, or wait for an opportunity?
The party could probably take these out, but more will be coming..
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59865
>>59864
I just wanna know, because if everyone just wants to keep fighting these things as we encounter them, I'd rather just escape and try again some other day.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59866
59867 59868 59869
>>59864
The original plan was to try to talk to an administrator and claim he lost his ID when his girlfriend ran off or whatever, and he needed a replacement. This probably would have required killing at least two bots, but I thought it would be possible to gain respect after that and claim to be a performer. But this was not possible because there was no apple store and there were no administrators. There was no way to contact an "agent." There was nothing at all to do but wait to fight the bots.

Then Infernius pulled his stunt. It offered the best chances of a fight working. More importantly, it would have been cowardly to just watch Infernius die. So he would stay engaged with the bots until it became obvious that further engagement would result in death. After that, he would either fly on Fae through the hole in the dome, or run out of the park, either to hide in a house or to go to the hole in the wall
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59867
1519771044355.png
>>59866
+10 Respect.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59868
59870 59871
>>59866
>replacement
You never had an ID though. Pretty sure That Bitch probably would've just had you killed on the spot too unless you rolled a 20 on Bluff.

My original objective was to get to the plaza ahead of time so Tracy could assess the situation in stealth. After I figured the party needed fake visas, I intended to swipe a few. After Infernius made his dramatic entrance, i intended to take advantage of the chaos to assassinate That Bitch, figuring her card would have some useful info, but I didn't expect Brad, and more importantly the undisguised Fae, to jump into the melee. After I realized that both Fae and Infernius had been exposed, I gave up altogether, figuring that the chances of infiltration were nil at that point, and only wanted to escape.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59869
59877 59879
1520677429038.jpg
>>59866

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59870
59872 59873 59874
>>59868
>You never had an ID though
What else was he to do?

>That Bitch probably would've just had you killed on the spot
She'd have to make it through the combined strength of Infernius and Trumpaladin's Blood, Steel, and Faith first

>my object was...
I'm going to stop reading right there, because you could have said something through empathic link at any point, or could have stayed in a group, and you chose not to.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59871
>>59868
Tbh, I threw the dust on Brad so that he'd have the chance to re-enter lawfully if things got out of hand (my fallback idea), since that way the guards would be looking for an ostrich and not an armored humanoid. Idk about Infernius and Fae though; they're could've already been marked by Cardashil security as domestic terrorists, and all those Dramaqueens might've easily captured them in their selfies.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59872
59874
>>59870
>She'd have to make it through the combined strength of Infernius and Trumpaladin's Blood, Steel, and Faith first
This.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59873
59875
>>59870
I'll admit that I dropped the ball on communication, but you (or your character) could've just asked what she was up to. I thought, erroneously, that the plan to steal IDs was obvious, but I still apologize for not communicating that.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59874
59876
>>59872
>>59870
They were definitely strong enough to take the bots on, but after that the party would've had to choose between fighting wave after wave of security bots, or escaping without accomplishing anything...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59875
>>59873
I mean, even in character, she might not be so quick to relay things ahead of time if her plan involved burglary and potentially murdering someone, but she would've bluntly admitted it if he were to ask her.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59876
59877 59878 59880
>>59874
You are released from duty
1. When the enemy is dead;
2. When your allies have withdrawn safely; or
3. When you are dead

What else could they do? It was a mission that required a rogue, but they didn't bring Darkie and the one they had ditched them to do her own thing.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59877
59879
>>59869
>>59876

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59878
59879
>>59876
>ditched them to do her own thing
Oh come on, you know it wasn't like that. I just needed space for stealth, and I figured she could move ahead since her speed was much faster than the rest of the party (I expected her to arrive several rounds earlier).
I still remember having everyone tread over my back during that last dungeon crawl, when she was searching for traps and whatnot.
>those 3 options
Fug that LG bullshit. My goal was never to kill or be killed, or at least not until she got her knives back.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59879
59883
>>59869
>>59877
D'aww!

>>59878
Oh she can do as she does. I'm talking about Trumpaladin's options
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59880
59881 59882
>>59876
Also, when did the residents of Cardishore become our enemies? Sure, they're not allies, but they didn't seem malignant either, or at least not those drama-stricken noncombatants we just saw.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59881
59883
>>59880
I personally don't want these people as allies.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59882
>>59880
>residents of Cardishore
The bots. The bots became enemies when they started trying to kill Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59883
59884
>>59879
>Trumpaladin's options
Ask his waifu to steal a card for him: it's more in-code than lying about losing one.
>>59881
Neither do I, although they don't seem ebil for the first part, just full of themselves. Figured the priority would be to avoid unnecessary grief for innocent civilians (except for Tracy, who want to hurt people for the sake of hurting them).
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59884
59885
>>59883
>Ask his waifu to steal a card for him
Waifu abandoned him and he was and is angry at her for it. Also, it's implied that those who have their cards stolen are eventually killed by the bots, which is definitely not in code

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59885
59887
>>59884
>it's implied that those who have their cards stolen are eventually killed by the bots, which is definitely not in code
Shit, that code is restrictive... Not to mention the obligation to help all those in need would also apply to those who had their cards stolen..
This is why I prefer being a Rogue.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59886
59888 59890
Maybe he could have tried seduction on That Bitch?

He's immune to disease right?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59887
59889 59891
>>59885
I prefer fighter generally.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59888
>>59886
yes
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59889
>>59887
In terms of weapons and combat, Fighter is best.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59890
>>59886
Disease-immune or not, the degeneracy could rub off on him.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59891
59892
>>59887
You character sounds like more of the barbarian type, desu.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59892
59893
>>59891
I think that's his actual intention. To be a religious Barbarian
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59893
59894
>>59892
I meant in terms of combat style.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59894
59895
>>59893
*falls asleep in fluffpile*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59895
59896
>>59894
She ain't out of Cardishore yet
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59896
59897
>>59895
It's non-consequential. She could've done it whenever.
Anonymous
TWlXs
?
No.59897
59898
Spoilered
>>59896
But not sharing her fluff with her husbando...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59898
481568__safe_artist-colon-mixermike622_oc_oc-colon-fluffle puff_oc only_evil_pure unfiltered evil_satanic_solo.png
>>59897
Just dive right in anytime, ~Flaaashy.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59899
59900
"I miss my old socks..."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59900
59901 59902
>>59899
*meta-pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59901
59903
>>59900
[happy pony noises]
*unzips armor*
*chest-fluff poofs out*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59902
59903
>>59900
*humps leg*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59903
59904
>>59901
Is slowly consumed by fluff

>>59902
Picks up pony, and tries to hump her
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59904
59905
>>59903
*fluff crawls over brad like a cocoon*
"I love you so much, Flashy...!"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59905
59906
>>59904
"uh.... what are you doing?"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59906
59907
>>59905
"~Nuuuuuthing..!"
*fluff balloons out from chest and covers brad*
"Just making us ~comfortable..."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59907
59908
>>59906
"For... what?"

*tries to pet pony*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59908
59909
>>59907
*says nothing*
*kisses*
*fluff obscures the outside world in a pale blue maelstrom*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59909
59910 59911
>>59908
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59910
59913
>>59909
"NOT AGAIN!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59911
59912
>>59909
*fluff cancels out noises completely*
*tendril creeps across the room and locks door*
"Let's become one, ~Flaaaaashy...!"
*room is entirely consumed by fluff*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59912
59915
>>59911
*RUNS AS FAR AND AS FAST AS HE IS ABLE*
"ELWAY SAVE ME!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59913
59914
e31.png
>>59910
Your baptisms could never hope to stop the fluff, only delay it.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59914
59916
1508725983041.jpg
>>59913

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59915
59917
bdc.jpg
>>59912
You run down a blue corridor, but the door only seems to be getting further away somehow. The room seems to be getting visibly darker, and.. softer.
A frightening aura emanate from behind you.
"It's been a while since we've had some privacy together like this, ~Flaaaaaaaaaashy...!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59916
59917
>>59914
*something grabs your ankle*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59917
59918
>>59916
"GAH!"
*pulls away leg*

>>59915
FUCKING RUN FASTER!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59918
59919
>>59917
*door gets further and further away until the entire corridor visibly deteriorates into fluffy madness*
*more things grab each of your other limbs*
*the room darkens*
"~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!" echoes ominously behind
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59919
59920
>>59918
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
Trumpaladin turns and rips into the fluffy walls of the corridor with both hands, hoping to rip an entry to free himself
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59920
59921
>>59919
>implying you can escape
*darkness intensifies*
*things violently grab at parts of your body from every direction, stripping various pieces of plating and clothing from you until you're in your boxers; you hear a subtle hissing sound*
Then suddenly, it stops, the space around you is almost too dark too see anything at all, and it's imposible to even tell what direction s up anymore, and a certain "warmness" begins to creep up from your legs to your waist.
The malignant aura however, has only grown to horrifying proportions
"We missed you.. ~Flaaaaashy...!" echoes an alien but horrifyingly familiar voice, from a direction you assume is behind you
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59921
59922 59923
>>59920
"Fuck"

He cries out to Fae to help him, as she did last time
>"Fae, help me!"
>"Is this another one of your sexual escapades turned against you?
>"Uh, No..."
>"It's Tracy again isn't it?"
>"Maybe"
>"...."
>"Uh... Fae?"
>"Help yourself this time"
>"Fae? Fae?"

He can almost hear a phone clicking noise
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59922
59925
>>59921
He knows what may save him. Holy water, to burn away the fluff. But the big water coolers of Gatorade are far away, separated by impenetrable walls of fluffiness. There would be no accessing it. Nor did he bother to bottle any containers of holy water - water, blessed by Elway himself, and with the electrolytes plants crave.

But wait, he's a Paladin! He can bless water himself! Yes, that's it, he'll bless water himself! Now, for the bottles of water, where are they. He didn't pack any. Oh bother. But... Flasks of alcohol! Blessed alcohol like the Russians. Wait. Where is his robe? Did the vile tendrils of the fluff monster remove it already? Damn! He's out of fluids. Except... he isn't out of fluids yet, now is he?

Trumpaladin knew what he had to do
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59923
59924
>>59921
*[the fluffy warmth quickly spreads up from your waist to your chest, to you neck, until if feels that only your flace is exposed*
You boxers seem as though they've vanished somehow, and the fluffiness seeps into every corner of your body.
The space around you is almost entirely dark, with only a dim blue light allowing a subtle view of strange amorphous shadows shifting all around you. You thrash with all of your might, but you find it increasingly difficult to move at all. The more you move, the more it drains you as the fluff constricts you.

lurking around in a space between spaces, you sense an aura, no several(?), lurking around in the unknown like sharks after dusk, circling you at an alarming speed.

"We've waited a ~looooooooooong time for you, ~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashy....! We've been ~sooooooooooooo lonely....! the voice(s?) echo from an indeterminate direction
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59924
59925
>>59923
"Show yourself, Demon!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59925
59926
>>59922
*fluff curls in a spiraling fashion around penor*
"Don't hold back now.. ~Flaaashy...!" hisses an alarmingly familiar voice before you
>>59924
*unintelligible cackling*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59926
59927
>>59925
"BY THE POWER OF ELWAY, I COMMAND THEE TO RELEASE ME, DEMON!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59927
59928
>>59926
[Insane laughter echoes all around through the darkness]
"Soon.. soon.. you will be free...!"
The warm fluffiness wraps around you oppressively, fibers gripping to you skin. You find it increasingly difficult to breath.
"Freeeeeee.....!" hissses the alien voice
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59928
59929
>>59927
"Gahhhh.... Show yourself to me! I find freedom in the light and truth of Elway"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59929
59930
>>59928
*Crushing pressure intensifies*
At this point, you hear nothing but fuzzy static. The tendrils curling around you body have tightened to a point that is no longer comfy.. as you try to speak again, fluff pours into your mouth in a way that should choke you, but doesn't somehow.
As you're forced to inhale more and more fluff, the fibers creeping across your face spread until only your eyeballs remain exposed.
[Unintelligible hissing]
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59930
59931
1506152066861.png
>>59929
This is bad
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59931
59933
>>59930
You don't even know.
*Hairs seep into pores in your skin, painlessly, but dreadfully noticably*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59932
"~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaasheeeeee....!" echoes a distant voice through your mind
2OBux
?
No.59933
59934 59935
[1d20+20 = 39]
>>59931
"Gah!"
Opposed grapple check
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59934
59936
>>59933
As you fight against the restraints, they seem to tighten further, only to suddenly lessen.
Your body feels light and strong, and your able to move again slightly, but a certain familiar warmness seems to be spreading through the core of your body.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59935
59937
>>59933
With the brief moment of freedom granted him, his uses his free hand to grab his genitals, and utters a secret prayer as his mouth is free
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59936
59937 59939
>>59934
>a certain familiar warmness seems to be spreading through the core of your body
"ELWAY, I FEEL YOU!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59937
59938
>>59936
*Warmth creeps towards your very bones*
The tightness has vanished around your lower body, and you feel.. light and free somehow.
>>59935
The twisting maelstrom around your penor feels less restrictive, as if your whole body we're surrounded and penetrated by a mystical softness.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59938
59940
>>59937
Trumpaladin struggles free, and tries to move forward
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59939
59941
>>59936
As you shout, you realize that you are no longer being forced to inhale fluff, but breathing it.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59940
59941
>>59938
You binding fade away and you move "forward" freely sifting through the warm softness, only to wonder exactly where you're going
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59941
59942
>>59939
"Gah!"

>>59940
Forward. Trumpaladin moves forward. Far enough, and he shall be free
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59942
59943
>>59941
You tread deeper into the darkness, the alien warmth having completely permeated your being.
It's cozy as fuck.

In the far, far distance, you hear a faint humming.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59943
>>59942
To move away, or towards the humming? Away, surely. No creature, living or not in this cozy hell could be good. RUN AWAY!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59944
59945
>run
And so, you turn away, treading through the fluff freely in a way that feels more like wading than running. You can't see shit and the weightlessness of the realm around you is disorienting, being unable to tell which direction is up, if there is an up...
In the back of your head, you feel a slight pain, as if something heavy and hard were weighing down inside your skull.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59945
59946
>>59944
"Gah! WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59946
59947 59948
>>59945
>"~Flaaaaaaaaaaasheeeeeee...!"
Calls a distant voice inside your head
>"We've been waiting for you..."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59947
59949
>>59946
>"WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59948
59951
>>59946
>"'We'?"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59949
59950
>>59947
>"We miss you, Flashy..."
Beckons the voice
You feel a dragging motion in your skull
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59950
59953
>>59949
>"WHO ARE YOU?!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59951
59952
>>59948
[A cacophony of echoing giggling emanates from every direction]
>"You're so cute, ~Flaaashy..."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59952
59955
>>59951
"Who are you! Show yourself!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59953
59954
>>59950
The voice does not respond to this, but the pulling sensation in your skull intensifies to a painfully degree
You other bones begin to experience a similar tug, in various directions, though not nearly as intense as the griphold on your skull
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59954
59955
>>59953
"Gah! What do you want from me?"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59955
59957
>>59952
[Demented laughter]
>"It's you who's hiding, ~Flaaashy..!"
>>59954
>"We've been wanting to see you again for so long..."

Once again, you feel a presence lurking around in the darkness
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59956
59958
Holy shit, I had all this crap written out, but I'm dying of exhaustion.

Until next time, faggot.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59957
>>59955
Trumpaladin raises his hand towards the presence and forms the sign of the Football.

"Stay back!"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.59958
>>59956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59960
That was something else!
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59963
59964
O.o

What did I just fucking read
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59964
59965
>>59963
An event that occurred in a place between sessions.
Watch the next episode unfold on this grand misadventure.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59965
>>59964
Weekdays at 11:00pm only on the Mixed Nuts channel.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59966
59974 59975
6a010535647bf3970b017ee70b5cc1970d-800wi.jpg
dollywood-hatchlingsjpg-a63e797687e36f8f.jpg
fe79fa84188e025727c60ad1ecd8ab29--baby-bald-eagle-eagle-art.jpg
GoldenEagleKK10.jpg
14790960523ptenets-albatrosa.jpeg
Fluffy ~birdies
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59967
59968
I still don't know what's going on in the rest of the game, desu.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59968
59969
>>59967
*meta-feeds birdies*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59969
59970
>>59968
What the hell *are* you?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59970
59971
>>59969
*ignores*
*cold chill sweeps through the room*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59971
59972
1518716685809.gif
>>59970
*heils like no one has ever heiled before*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59972
ghost_of_the_forest_by_peachesrox-d49p51c.jpg
>>59971
kek
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59973
59975
Welcome back to the Mixed Nuts Channel: A magical place
Today's listings
>1:00-5:00 Assorted shitposting
>5:00-7:30 Meta-fagging so hard your head will spin
>7:30-11:00 A word from our sponsors
>11:00-12:00 To be scheduled
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59974
59975 59986
>>59966
d'awwww
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59975
59976
>>59974
>>59966
Cute birbs!!!
>>59973
You forgot
1pm: torc is raped by that bitch
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59976
59977 59978
>>59975
>raped from a different location
>meta rape
I'll consider it
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59977
>>59976
Poor Torc
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59978
59979
>>59976
Raped through time an space.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59979
59980
>>59978
That sounds pretty (((Einstein)))ish m8
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59980
59981
>>59979
I never said time was relative. Im not retarded.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59981
59982
>>59980
>ITT Torcuil's Space-Time Rape-tivity Constant is determined
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59982
59983
>>59981
>Torc finally gets a relationship
>Gets raped afterwards
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59983
59984
>>59982
By a race mixer.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59984
59985
>>59983
Actually, depending on how possessive Death is...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59985
59989
>>59984
Possessiveness shouldn't matter.
Be loyal to your waifu.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59986
>>59974
Ikt
I love birdies.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59987
59988 59990 59994 60090
So for clarification, the party is currently at an impasse. I issued the challenge of "determine where the party is at", with three possible scenarios.
Scenario 1 is, the party is where they were at the "first" conclusion of the Cardashil invasion, where Trump made good his escape with Fae, Infernius is still stuck in the city, and Tracy is concealed somewhere on premesis.
Scenario 2 is the one where Infernius and(?) Trump wake up in the entertron, Trump's equipment being hidden somewhere underneath the Cardashil park area, and Infernius' equipment now in the possession of a demon that has taken residence in his corpse.
Scenario 3 is different than Scenario 1 or 2, and has not been described yet. No, the party does not get to determine Scenario 3.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59988
>>59987
I say we all roll 1d3.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59989
59991 59992
>>59985
I'm not saying I'm gonna go with it, trust me Torc wishes to remain loyal...

But if Death where to catch wind that someone was trying to steal her Meme-boy...
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59990
>>59987
I vote number 3
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59991
>>59989
Hmmmm yea
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59992
59993
>>59989
It's better not to count on those sort of things, desu.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59993
>>59992
Still
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59994
59995
>>59987
So... scenario 3 is the secret option? Like you can keep your check of one thousand dollars or trade it to find out what is behind the curtain? Kind of like that?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59995
>>59994
Correct
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59996
59997
>everyone waits for quads
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59997
60003
>>59996
*dabs*
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59999
60003
Hopefully Death likes digits
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60000
MixedNuts.png
The Game Shall Last Forever!
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60002
60005 60007
https://youtu.be/QXvxaBYRMLM
*boop*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60003
60004 60005
>>59997
>>59999
Where did >>59998 → go?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60004
>>60003
Take a guess. It could have been posted/deleted, bypassed entirely, who knows?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60005
>>60002
Daawwwww
>>60003
Idk
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60006
60009
>>60001
More bots would still come though.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60007
>>60002
Snek is a scare
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60008
So? What's it gonna be?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60009
60010 60011
>>60006
Let them come. He has a sword dedicated to sundering, a feat dedicated to sundering, a ring of evasion, and a ring of fire resistance, that have been entirely useless pretty much the entire campaign. Now is the chance to make it shine. You say you want to live up to the black guard roll? Well, I want to live up to the Warrior roll.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60010
>>60009
Your not the only warrior pal.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60011
60012 60013
>>60009
Do you intend to escape, or just take on the entire Cardishil security force?
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.60012
60014
>>60011
My childhood just came to mind when you said that for some reason:
https://youtu.be/wv8gXqwu0IM
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60013
60015 60016 60018
>>60011
Kill as much as could be killed, then escape
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60014
60019
>>60012
A reference I never thought I would see in Mixed Nuts...

Veggie Tales...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60015
>>60013
I thought the idea was to avoid getting killed?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60016
60020
>>60013
We have to kill that bitch.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60018
60023
>>60013
>pointless destruction of property
That only increases the chance of getting killed in various ways, or corridors of escape being shut-off, or the enemy recognizing you through the disguise.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.60019
60021 60028
>>60014
That was about all I was allowed to watch for about half a decade. My parents were very cautious about what TV could do to a developing kid.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60020
60022
>>60016
I was planning to snipe her. Tracy isn't far from her, crossbow drawn.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60021
>>60019
As they should have been.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60022
60024
>>60020
I dont think it will be that easy.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60023
60024 60025 60026 60031
Wait a minute. If Fae moves to the bot in a move action, then readies to cast Obscuring Mist after Trumpaladin makes his attack, then Trumpaladin could attack and the obscuring mist be placed directly over them, which would require at least one of the flame weapons for the robots to clear, necessarily wasting an enemy attack

>>60018
You've been whining "give me something to kill, I'm craving xp" for months now
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60024
>>60022
Thank you, and the failed attempt could be quite consequential
>>60023
sigh
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60025
60027
>>60023
Concealment wouldn't protect you from breath weapons, I think.
Also, do you really wanna risk that Concentration check to destroy a couple more bots when you could just escape?
2OBux
?
No.60026
60035
[3d20 = 38]
>>60023

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60027
60029 60032
>>60025
>Concealment
Read the entry for Obscuring mist. The only way to disperse it, besides wind, is fire. They'll have to burn it away first, which is precisely what they will do.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60028
>>60019
>Softly hums Barbra Manatee
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.60029
60030 60031
>>60027
Would the robots even attack the mist automatically? Aren’t they programmed to attack humanoids or similar forms that don’t have ID?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60030
>>60029
If the robots do not attack Trump and Fae when they are in the mist, then I'm not sure what the problem is
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60031
60034
>>60023
>>60029
>thernal vision
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60032
60033
>>60027
Yeah, but the weapon would still hit you as the bots blasted through it.

Regardless, is this really what you want to do?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60033
1289717__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-padlock_choker_clerical robes_comic_comic-colon-anon's pie adventure_cropped_di (3).png
>>60032
Hmmm.... If it's not an effective shield for an attack, then maybe it would be best to use it in the center, so maybe a bot will be confused and won't make it across to attack

>sure you want to do this
I just want to kill one. Not all five, not waves of reinforcements, just one before it's time to run
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60034
60036 60041
>>60031
Hm, someone was paying attention
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60035
>>60026
M8, staying and killing more bots wasn't one of the 3 options.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60036
60037
>>60034
I suspected this as well. Figured that was how they say the cards.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60037
60038 60039
>>60036
I'll take the opportunity to point out that no matter how she had played it, that scene where Tracy was trying to hide in an alley from the first bot was absolutely hilarious to me, considering thermal vision.
>I is sneaky hided -Tracy
>Obvious AF signature detected -Shazbot
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60038
60040
>>60037
It gave me a chuckle too, particularly the image of her futilely attempting to hide big bird on top of that.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.60039
60040
>>60037
Then the question comes... how are they fooled by ID card? Would the card have to tell it a certain heat signature to identify to let the person pass? Maybe I’m thinking too hard about it.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60040
60047
hide.jpg
70e-1.jpg
>>60038
>
>>60039
I probably shouldn't say. Already we've reached levels of metafagging that shouldn't even be possible
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60041
>>60034
>>60034
Is a smart goy
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60042
60043
What does smiting do to an attack?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60043
60044
>>60042
Typically moar damage, sometimes multiplied I think
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60044
60045
>>60043
Good to know.

Another question about attacks: if a sword is described as "+2" where do I apply the bonus? To the roll for damage, or to see if it hit?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60045
60046
>>60044
Both
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60046
>>60045
Even better
Alright, my meta is content for now
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60047
60048
>>60040
This.

Can we not do this next time a PC dies?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60048
60050
>>60047
Fuck you. You go die and lose all of your equipment, including impossible to replace items, because of a misinterpretation of a spell
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60050
60051
>>60048
They're not lost, they're buried.

I just don't want to do all this meta every time someone dies.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60051
60053
>>60050
Then don't do meta. Just let me play the game where we left off
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60053
60055
>>60051
Which time?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60055
60060
>>60053
Either >>59438 or >>59076

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60056
60057
So wait, which option are we going for?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60057
60058
>>60056
Are other people leaving or are they not? If yes, then he goes with them. If no, then he stays with them
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60058
>>60057
What other people?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60060
60062
>>60055
Essentially scenarios 2 and 1, respectively
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60061
60063 60064
I say just roll 1d3.
That way there's no question about it.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60062
60066
>>60060
Fine. He flees on Fae, and calls on Infenrius and Tracy
yPY8d
?
No.60063
[1d3 = 3]
>>60061

OuvwY
?
No.60064
60065
>>60061
OuvwY
?
No.60065
[1d3 = 2]
>>60064
oops
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60066
60067 60069
>>60062
"Fucking pussy!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60067
>>60066
kek
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60068
So then, is that what happens?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60069
60070 60071
>>60066
I don't think GM will let us stay and fight
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60070
60072
>>60069
Meh, if i cant fight i guess ill leave.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60071
>>60069
It wasn't one of the options.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60072
60073
>>60070
What were you going to do in the first place?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60073
60074
>>60072
Fight
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60074
60075
>>60073
I was hoping to get Tracy's equipment back before the real throat-slitting began...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60075
>>60074
Tracy sighs, realizing that she's probably not going to be able to get her beloved knives back next session.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60076
60077 60078
>is bored
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60077
>>60076
*boops*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60078
60079
>>60076
*boops*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60079
>>60078
*boops*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60080
60081 60082
*absorbs Brad*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60081
1517385934803-0.png
>>60080

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60082
>>60080
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60083
60084 60086
>from the outside
*Toes sink into chest fluff*
"There you go..." Tracy says, patting her chest that seems slightly poofier from the disturbance but otherwise unchanged
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60084
60085
>>60083
*shrieks*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60085
60088
>>60084
*walks by him, ignoring the screaming bull and humming to herself nonchalantly*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60086
60087
>>60083
REEEEE!! Bad pony!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60087
>>60086
Shhhhhh... It'll be over soon...

/s2+g
?
No.60088
60089
[1d20 = 8]
>>60085
*G-Grapples*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60089
>>60088
*fluff poofs out, making Tracy visibly double in size*
Are you sure you want to try that?
*static begins to pull Infernius closer somewhat*
2OBux
?
No.60090
60091 60092 60112
[1d20+32 = 40]
>>59987
Scenarion 3: Trumpaladin uses the full force of his charisma to see if That Bitch wants sum fug
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60091
>>60090
*whips out dong*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60092
>>60090
Good, good.
*knocks crossbow*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60093
60094
I have the right kind of autism that allows me to find the posts we were talking about.
After Rockefeller died, Soros sought to claim his throne in the Abyss.
>>5897 →
>>8619 →
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60094
60095 60111
>>60093
Berry could rule both planes though.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60095
60096
>>60094
Berry should ally with the haus of thez
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60096
60097 60098
>>60095
I figured Berry would be an Abomination (infernal), rather than a regular fiend, desu. A borderline goddess.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60097
60098
>>60096
>is talking out his ass
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60098
60099
>>60097
>>60096
Jej
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60099
>>60098
I just think epic level monsters are cool.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60100
*unsheathes sword*
yPY8d
?
No.60101
60102
[1d20+43 = 55]
Spellcraft to turn Infernius into a pickle
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60102
60103
>>60101
Just cast Polymorph Any Object. You don't need to roll.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60103
60104
>>60102
Eh, spellcraft but oh well.
One sec and I'll figure out the DC for saving
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60104
>>60103
23 fort DC
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60111
60112 60117
>>60094
Berry?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60112
>>60111
>>60090

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60117
60118
ec6.png
>>60111
We were shitposting on the discord that Berry Ebil was more powerful than Soros could ever dream to be.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60118
60119
>>60117
So is there a consensus?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60119
60120
>>60118
On?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60120
60121
>>60119
Which scenario?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60121
60125
>>60120
I think 2 was most interesting, but I'll be quiet about it because I don't want to come off as a prick.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60122
60123
Well? What's the canon going to be?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60123
>>60122
Thecannonwillbe800,sorryInevergotbacktoyouonthat
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60124
60144
Kidding aside, I don't know; I've seen votes and rolls and suggestions and requests that aren't among the options, and all manner of what have you. What I haven't seen and no, I'm not logging in for the moment is a clear statement that reflects what everyone wants, pertaining to the three choices
Mrs. Sentry
B4Don
?
No.60125
60126
>>60121
That demon rampaging in Cardishil sounds pretty interesting too.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60126
60127 60128
>>60125
Ikr. I wanted to knoe more.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60127
60134
>>60126
I'm not just being coy, its that each path has a particular brand of spoilers. Personally, I prefer the second path also, just as long as no one is gonna get pissy cuz "muh swag".
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60128
60129
>>60126
Those bracers always intrigued me desu. I suspected there was some special secret to them. Functionally, they seemed much less good than regular Bracers of Relentless Might, so I figured there was some hidden function or curse that distinguished them as artifacts.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60129
60130
>>60128
Bracers of Relentless might are OP without a hidden curse, function, or consequence
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60130
60131
>>60129
Definitely. I don't think any other item gives such a drastic boost to stats.
Infernius had better make sure nobody sunders his belt while he's wearing them though.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60131
60132
>>60130
Cursed items are cool that way. It's more fun for the most powerful magick items to have some kind of drawback, consequence, or key to activate them.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60132
60134
>>60131
Also a good way to punish anyone who looted your home-made equipment from your cold dead body.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60134
60136 60138
>>60127
But i love my arms.
>>60132
I like the fighting shadow thing better though.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60136
>>60134
I'd like to observe it wreak havoc in Cardashil until the rest of the party gets there.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60138
>>60134
Seems like a fun boss, desu. It's already been spoiled that it does that at this point, so I guess....
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60139
60140 60142
I wanna craft some of that Russian nerve agent.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60140
60141 60145
>>60139
Oh oh can i help craft stuff?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60141
60142 60171
>>60140
I'm surprised you haven't been crafting very much at all.
Ever thought of upgrading your sword?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60142
60143
>>60141
It's already super fucking high powered

>>60139
>wants more things
I think you should lose the horse shoes, the chain, the sword and so forth in Cardishore
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60143
60145
>>60142
>high powered.
It's just a +2 greatsword of Flaming Burst. He could turn it into a Flame Tongue, or add all sorts of effects to it.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60144
>>60124
It's not really my choice to make, so I'll stay out of it
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60145
60149 60163
>>60143
>>60140
Infernius is a Cleric of the Good Domain, so he's the only one who could craft Holy weapons.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60149
>>60145
Clerics get the best equipment.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60160
60161
>>60159
You can lose the shoes
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60161
60162
>>60160
The enemies will have to catch her first.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60162
>>60161
Then they can actually fight Infernius and Trump first
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60163
60164
>>60145
It's going to cost me an arm and a leg to get some good Unholy equipment..
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60164
>>60163
Then again, she could get Unholy Strike in 3 levels anyway.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60171
>>60141
I can upgrade it more?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60173
60176
Torc, Snek, and Stix stroll in the lobby of the tower.
"Alright, you said you needed gear. What are you looking at?"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60174
2265enightmare.jpg
Through the skies, riding down from a cosmic range, is the man with lasso and stern face. Angry, resolves face. He rides attop a fiendish horse. Devil horse, black and snorting fire, flaming mane, galloping through the air
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60175
60177
"Where is he, horsey?"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.60176
60179
>>60173
Look for love in all the wrong places...
“Well... I’m looking for a better bow hopefully, some leg protection would be nice, and I got to swing by the port to get my dagger back.”
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60177
60178
>>60175
*sniff, sniff*
"At the tower. (I get ur soul, iz contract)"
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60178
60180
>>60177
"Reee you don't get my whole soul. Maybe for like a week. Why not a barrel of apples or something?"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60179
60182
>>60176
"So, you need a new bow, bracers, and you wanna get your dagger back. Okay, follow me"
Torc leads Stix to the crafting room
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60180
60181 60183
>>60178
"'Tis the price."
*tracks with debil-senses*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60181
>>60180
>*sniffe sniffe*
*sniffes towards tower*
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.60182
60187
>>60179
Stix follows close behind

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60183
60184
>>60180
"But I already gave away my soul horsey. A barrel of apples? Some cuddles?"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60184
60185 60186
>>60183
"Ur not using it right now anyway. Gibe."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60185
60186
>>60184
"Soul belongs with waifu."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60186
60188
>>60184
"But pony.... Anyways, track him. Find him"

>>60185
*Mutters something about "death do us part"*
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60187
60194
>>60182
"Alright, time to find a short bow machine..."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60188
60189 60190
>>60186
"If I find him, gibe soul. I'll gibe id back if u need it, but mine."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60189
>>60188
*carries Brad towards tower*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60190
60191
>>60188
"Pony why you gotta be so greedy. Don't you love me?"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60191
60192
>>60190
"I want ur soul because I luv u."
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60192
60193
>>60191
"Maybe like a shared arrangement or something?"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60193
60195
>>60192
"Iz ur soul, but I get to keep it. I'll keep it safe, don't worry."
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.60194
60197
>>60187
“What would a short bow machine look like?”
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60195
60196
>>60193
"Like a Trust arrangement? Uh... maybe"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60196
60198 60201
>>60195
"I'll keep it safe. I promise.
I keep your baby safe, don't I?"
yPY8d
?
No.60197
60199
[1d20 = 16]
>>60194
"Er, I'm not quite sure. I'd say follow Mr. Snek, he's good at finding stuff"
Perception for Snek
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60198
>>60196
".... We'll speak more on this when the slight against me has been avenged.

Yipee Ki-yay!"

Trumpaladin rides the devil horse across the endless skies
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60199
60200
>>60197
Eh, good enough.
After a little search they stumble upon the machine
"Ah here we go. Now to see if it'll work"
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.60200
60214
>>60199
Sorry for the delay, but I thought you were going to follow up with how it was activated.

“How does it work? Is there a lever? Does it need materials to build one?”
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60201
>>60196
Waits on Horse
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60202
60205
Sorry, I fell asleep.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60205
60206
>>60202
"Take us there, horsey. Hyah!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60206
60207
>>60205
*Goes there*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60207
>>60206
"Are you sure he's in the tower horsey?"
*pets horse on ears*
"You may just be smelling him from yesterday.

I guess we should go there anyways... I need to change clothing..."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60208
60209 60210
I'm about to pass out. I'm sorry...
No soul 4 Tracy tonight.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.60209
60210
>>60208
At least Stix won’t be physically and mentally scarred for a little while longer then. Goodnight
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60210
>>60209
Aww...

>>60208
Yay
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60213
60216
o_O
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60214
60216 60227
>>60200
I'm waiting for GM on this one personally, that's why I suggested going to the board
Anonymous
6PXot
?
No.60216
60217
>>60213
>>60214
Infernuis flies to the tower.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60217
60225 60229
>>60216
Tracy goes to the holodeck to train, and invites Infernius to join her.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60218
Her next training regime will be Cloak Dance btw.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60219
Hey, maybe we could feed the gibberniggers to Kiyen. That would make them useful for something: a staple for creatures that feed on humanoids, without causing drama.
I'll have Tracy ask her about it (taste test) when I have her go to Durpistan.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60220
60221 60224 60229
when he shows u his cosplay.png
>Kefka: "How does my new cosplay look?"
>Tfw
I made this one to test out the colors displayed in >>58462 → instead of just de-saturating. Looks a bit extra blue, but it is just a test.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60221
>>60220
I need to steal/shoop some template vectors for a braided tail.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60222
Will everyone be here this weekend?
I will.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60223
60227 60228 60230
Also, did we ever decide on the scenario?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60224
>>60220
Slightly less shitty version.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60225
60226 60227
>>60217
Trumpaladin is somewhat relieved that the pony is no longer demanding his soul. He goes off and does a set of actions described in the discord
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60226
>>60225
Does it occur before or after Cardashil?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60227
60230 60232 60236
>>60214
This
>>60223
And this
>>60225
For the time being, this will avail you nothing
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60228
60230 60231
>>60223
Scenarios 2 or 3 sound the most interesting, although they yield the most opotential loss.

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60229
>>60217
*he joins*
>>60220
Looks great.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60230
60232 60233
>>60223
I just want to play out the scene exactly as it would have but for the spell misinterpretation. That may still leave trumpaladin and Infernius to be killed by the bots, but at least there would be something of a battle.

Failing that, just an all out withdrawal from Cardishore

>>60227
That won't un-pet Stix

>>60228
You can lose your equipment too
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60231
60232 60234
>>60228
Scenario one is turning tail and running, with little reward, but safe equipment.
2 is big losses for time being, but interesting things revealed.
3 is a mystery box.

Also, from now on, I think we outta learn to leave the stuff we probably won't use at home.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60232
60234
>>60231
>>60227
>>60230
Scenario 1
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60233
60235
>>60230
Here's the problem. Scenario 2 should never have existed. Scenario 2 occurred because when Infernius showed back up to continue the fight and I rewound the game - by 3 rounds mind you - Trump suddenly decided he wanted to go in a completely different direction. It was that very decision that fragmented the possible outcome into 3 scenarios.
Scenario 1 is the "Original". Scenario 2 is the "Deviation". Scenario 3 is "GM's Choice".
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60234
60238 60240
>>60231
It's the risk that comes with wearing all of your capital on your body and walking around blinged up like a pimp. Darkie's associates could also be lurking around this city to steal ur swag too.
>>60232
Infernius still has a high chance of being cooked too though.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60235
>>60233
Fair enough
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60236
60237
>>60227
Hello there.
Will Torc's craft skill be helpful?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60237
60239
>>60236
What are you crafting?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60238
>>60234
Güd
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60239
60241
>>60237
Making Stix a new bow. Specifically a short bow
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60240
60242
>>60234
Oh look, someone who noticed the comment about "There have been an increase in inturuders lately,"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60241
60243 60245 60246
>>60239
You could do that, but Thez was planning assigning BOB to Stix.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60242
60244 60245 60247
>>60240
I did.
Does Tracy's Armor of Darkness protect her from Sneak Attacks when it covers her body, since it obscures her anatomy?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60243
60247
>>60241
>Thinks
>Thinks harder
>visible strain from thinking
Err, who is BOB again?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60244
>>60242
*her whole body
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60245
60247 60249
Look of Doom.png
>>60241
Thez handed Bob to Trumpaladin when he asked for a ranged weapon shortly before the Capital visit

>>60242
She doesn't fucking have an armor of darkness just because you want her to have an armor of darkness
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60246
60248
>>60241
The green intelligent oathbow that Thez gave to Tracy, that she gave to Brad.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60247
60249 60250
>>60243
Bob is the shadow(servant) Thez gets as a Shadow-Dancer, who spends all his time attached to the Ghost-Touch Oath-Bow that she picked up once upon a time.
>>60245
Yes, and he's done so much with it
>>60242
Yeah no, no one got the kooky shadow-armor, because Torcuil had Covfefe, and when Thez approached him with the Dreadwraith scraps he compulsively lied about being able to use them to craft shadow armor.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60248
>>60246
Oh, that thing
Nevermind then...
He might want some light armor thought
>"Are you even gonna get around to enchanting my hat?"
Oh yeah, I need to enchant Snek's hat
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60249
60251 60252
we blackguard nao.jpg
>>60245
She got it a long time ago.
She's using right now to obscure her face beneath her illusionary disgui-
>>60247
Oh....
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60250
>>60247
I'll give it to stix...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60251
60253 60255 60256
>>60249
Yeah I know. This is the first time I've even mentioned covfefe since then, cuz I'm irritated that it threw a wrench in the whole idea
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60252
60254 60257
>>60249
>tfw you realize you have a lot less AC than you previously thought
I guess I outta get her a chainshirt....
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60253
60256 60257
>>60251
>Sigh
Who's fucking idea was thelat shit?
I regret the decision
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60254
60258
>>60252
And still you refuse to deploy her in combat
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60255
>>60251
*orders a dead soviet*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60256
>>60251
It's a shame. They both would've looked awesome in it.
>>60253
I originally brought it up..
I found it on a wiki as I was casually browsing homebrew cursed items...

*Mr. Bones sadly dumps a bag of covfefe beans in the trash*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60257
60259 60261
>>60253
It was my idea desu, after the item description was posted
>>60252
What happened to the hydra hide?

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60258
>>60254
Tracy's abilities aren't meant for fighting: they're meant for murdering people.
Weren't you going to escape anyway?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60259
60260 60262
>>60257
She took that suit apart when she revived the fire giants and ate lunch with them.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60260
60267
>>60259
I figured it was gay to keep parts from revived creatures: feels like farming.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60261
60263 60265
>>60257
Um... Can Trumpaladin have Aura of Protection? It's a class feature of the 5e Paladin
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60262
60267
>>60259
I wanna get her a set of magick armor anyway.

What spells were used to make Korak's suit?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60263
60264
>>60261
Is that basically a spread Divine Grace?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60264
60266 60267
>>60263
Yep. It's "allies within 10 feet (probably like 30 feet by level 17, I haven't checked) receive the benefit of that Paladin's Divine Grace." It's to eliminate that awkward imbalance where Trumpaladin has a high enough saving throw bonus to be confident in a situation, but the mount he's riding does not
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60265
>>60261
I like Eldritch Invocations.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60266
60269
>>60264
Or if not this, just left him craft the additional Cloak of resistance into a Caparison of Resistance for Fae
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60267
60268 60269
>>60264
Paladin's mounts already share saving throws. For an aura like that, you'll need a Holy Avenger
>>60262
RIght, cuz I'm just gonna tell you
>>60260
I am suspicious of your lack of wanting things e_e

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60268
60277
>>60267
They share the base saving throws. Unless you're letting Fae/Tracy just use Trumpaladin's saving throw roll
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60269
>>60266
He already has all of the spell to craft it. I think a mantle for a mount costs twice as much tho..
>>60267
>lack of wanting things
Well, I was also kind of over that mundane armor after I (supposedly) got the Armor of Darkness, once I learned that magical deflection doesn't stack with armor AC.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60270
60271 60272
Could Torc enchant Snek's hat to act like a ring of chameleon, except it's a hat and not a ring?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60271
60273
>>60270
Just put a ring on his tail.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60272
60274
>>60270
I thought Tracy made him a hat of Disguise?
It's a top hat, but it can also look like any other kind of hat.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60273
>>60271
That's not the point of asking
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60274
60275 60277
>>60272
Uhh, I don't remember that.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60275
>>60274
I could've sworn I mentioned it.
It takes only a day to make, so she could've given it to him whenever.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60276
60280
>check wiki
>no ebil equivalent to a holy avenger
reeeeee
Blackguard feels like a proto-type class in 3.5e...

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60277
60278 60279 60280
>>60274
It was the funny glasses with the moustache
>>60268
You know what I mean

Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60278
>>60277
...
Uh...
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60279
60281
516zqXKmkDL.jpg
>>60277
The glasses were Tracy's: as an ironic western foil to Thez's ninja mask.
She made Snek a top hat. I think it happened some time after the mummy room.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60280
60281 60282
>>60277
No I don't

>>60276
Because you already get all of your class abilities from the original class. you don't all of the abilities of the base class and all paladin abilities as well
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60281
60283 60284
>>60280
Yes, base saves e_e
>>60279
My mistake, I thought the glasses and the hat were the same essential item.
Snek needs a whole collection of hats btw.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60282
60284
>>60280
I know. It's kind of lacking as a prestige class tho, since it doesn't really mesh well with most base classes. It's really only at full potential if you're a fallen (epic-level fallen is probably one of the strongest classes).

I guess it did set the thematic precedent for other base classes, like the paladins of tyranny/slaughter in UA, or the Warlocks in 5e.

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60283
60285
>>60281
That's why she gave him a hat of disguise: it can change into different kinds of headgear as the disguise changes. It turns Snek into a better prop for Torc's memes.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60284
60287
>>60281
That leaves the mount very far behind the Paladin when the Paladin has Divine Grace and the mount does not share this bonus

>>60282
Well yeah, since a Fallen Paladin loses the great majority of their class powers. They need the Black Guard powers to make up for it
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60285
60286 60288
>>60283
My mistake, carry on. I was thinking Snek needed a hat for all scenarios, but that works
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60286
60290
>>60285
Can I still get that chameleon enchantment or no?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60287
60292
>>60284
They only lose Divine health, and a few spells.
The part about falling that sucks is that you can't trade all of you're levels if you're below level 20 but above level 10 (cuz that'd be haxx for taking ebin feats).

I liked how the paladins of tyranny and slaughter in UA got cause disease, deadly touch, and those inverted paladin spells tho. They make for a better base class. It's difficult to play a character that's mainly blackguard unless you took it at lvl 4 as a fighter.
>>60284
>mount far behind
Fae has pretty high base saves herself tho.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60288
60289
>>60285
Snek needs a hat for all scenarios.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60289
>>60288
His hat can change to look like any hat.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60290
60291 60294 60295
>>60286
On the disguise hat? No. I'll allow Snek to wear 1 ring, and 1 bracer in addition to the hat/snglasses. BTW, is the Pinochet hat the disguise hat? The sunglasses could also do stuff I suppose.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60291
>>60290
They can change on the new year.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60292
60297
>>60287
Also, would it have killed them to give Paladin's the option to craft Holy weapons with Holy Sword?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60293
60296
>sneks hat changes to a crusader helmet
>"Deus Vult"
>Changes to Pinochet hat
>"We must physically remove communists"
>Changes to flatcap
>"Vodka vodka cyka blyat"
>MAGA cap
>"10 feet higher"
"Will you fucking stop?"
>"No, this is fun"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60294
>>60290
Yes the Pinochet hat is the hat of disguise.
Fair enough, that's understandable.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60295
db6ef6513667950d9cef2c969974ce78.jpg
>>60290
Gotta protect those hit points.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60296
60298
>>60293
>tfw your familiar has more mememing ability than you do
Poor Torcuil
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60297
60300
>>60292
You should try it sometime

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60298
>>60296
In all technicality a familiar counts as part of the spellcaster.
That's why Torc loses XP if Snek is kill.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60299
Just two more levels...
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60300
60301
>>60297
I will sometime.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60301
60302
>>60300
I meant that for Trump
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60302
>>60301
Oops..
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60303
60308
So yeah, were you guys gonna come to an agreement, or am I gonna spend 8 hours plotting the party's demise?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60304
60305
>tfw realize we've been shitposting in circles
Do we have a consensus on the scenario yet?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60305
60307 60309
>>60304
1
yPY8d
?
No.60306
60307 60309
[1d3 = 1]
K, I'll be serious
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60307
60309
>>60305
>>60306
Saying 1 so it'll be 3 out of 5 and we can quit talking about it.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60308
60309
>>60303
Fine, the "fly away" scenario
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60309
60310 60313
>>60305
>>60306
>>60307
>>60308
It's decided then.
Brad flies away, Infernius is about to get BBQ'd, Tracy is hiding.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60310
60311
>>60309
Trump asks Tracy where the fuck she is, same as in the Saturday scenario
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60311
60312
>>60310
Let me figure out where everything is first.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60312
>>60311
Then I'll have her respond.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60313
60314
1505162637223.png
>>60309

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60314
>>60313
So are we going to replay Saturday night?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60315
We're due for fresh bread, desu.
I'd rather pick up there, once things are sorted out.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60317
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