RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Thez should've come along.
It would've been more interesting to come home to a Hell Brigade anyway.
It would've been more interesting to come home to a Hell Brigade anyway.
>>58631
Tracy will have plenty to stab here in a minute. I held back on Cardishore 'cuz I hadn't had time to figure out exactly what was happening in city when the party arrived (though a most obscure method I might add), but I'm ready to go with both cinematics, storyline, envirnonment, etc.
I'm probably not going to map most of Cardishore cuz its a massive city and there's going to be a lot of rapid-fire zones that will get vaguely mentioned and then ignored thereafter, but Its about to get hairy (and for once, its not entirely the party's fault).
Tracy will have plenty to stab here in a minute. I held back on Cardishore 'cuz I hadn't had time to figure out exactly what was happening in city when the party arrived (though a most obscure method I might add), but I'm ready to go with both cinematics, storyline, envirnonment, etc.
I'm probably not going to map most of Cardishore cuz its a massive city and there's going to be a lot of rapid-fire zones that will get vaguely mentioned and then ignored thereafter, but Its about to get hairy (and for once, its not entirely the party's fault).
>"I'm starved"
"We can grab some food after we get the cannon order placed"
>"Why go somewhere when there are four perfect sized meals in front of me?"
"This again?"
>"I'm not leaving until I eat a gnome"
"We can grab some food after we get the cannon order placed"
>"Why go somewhere when there are four perfect sized meals in front of me?"
"This again?"
>"I'm not leaving until I eat a gnome"
>>58634
>Intelligence
It occurs to Torcuil that all he'd really need to do is cause an explosion to occur in an area formerly occupied by Snek's lunch,... probably best of they're alone.
>Intelligence
It occurs to Torcuil that all he'd really need to do is cause an explosion to occur in an area formerly occupied by Snek's lunch,... probably best of they're alone.
Tracy looks around the city and wonders how many of these fancy houses she'll have time to loot.
[1d20+24 = 25]
*walks away while the ostrich and bull are fighting to continue searching the city in stealth*
Rolling to Hide
*walks away while the ostrich and bull are fighting to continue searching the city in stealth*
Rolling to Hide
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>>58646
Maybe I'm just being selfish, because I half-hoped to come back and find that the port was destroyed by a giant monster again...
>lead the men
They're canon-fodder, m8. No use putting them at risk.
Maybe I'm just being selfish, because I half-hoped to come back and find that the port was destroyed by a giant monster again...
>lead the men
They're canon-fodder, m8. No use putting them at risk.
>>58648
The followers you get from the Leadership feat aren't exactly useful for combat. Only a handful will even be 5th level.
The followers you get from the Leadership feat aren't exactly useful for combat. Only a handful will even be 5th level.
>>58651
>only one
What do you mean?
Tracy has Leadership too. She just hasn't organized her soccer team yet.
>only one
What do you mean?
Tracy has Leadership too. She just hasn't organized her soccer team yet.
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>>58657
Why do you need to own the BG role and the thief role and the assassin role and so on and so on? Pick something
Why do you need to own the BG role and the thief role and the assassin role and so on and so on? Pick something
>>58662
Yea the isp niggers unplugged me even though the bill was payed.
Yea the isp niggers unplugged me even though the bill was payed.
>>58658
Why can't I be a Blackguard-thief? A sneaky shadow knight? Besides, thieves/assassins can be leaders too; they can be organized and teach others their techniques.
Just because I rolled lower stats shouldn't mean I have to play a secondary character.
The field would be kind of pointless without players, wouldn't it?
Why can't I be a Blackguard-thief? A sneaky shadow knight? Besides, thieves/assassins can be leaders too; they can be organized and teach others their techniques.
Just because I rolled lower stats shouldn't mean I have to play a secondary character.
The field would be kind of pointless without players, wouldn't it?
>>58689
I'll relax when my opinions remain intact.
I'll take this all the way to the main board if I have to. I loathe censorship.
I'll relax when my opinions remain intact.
I'll take this all the way to the main board if I have to. I loathe censorship.
>"GIVE ME GNOME STEAK OR GIVE ME DEATH
"Neither?"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Neither?"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>58703
Shitposting and other fun stuff. You would get a REAL kick out of the topic. But we can’t say it here.
Shitposting and other fun stuff. You would get a REAL kick out of the topic. But we can’t say it here.
>>58717
Think of every post of mine you've ever deleted, for example.
I have some work to do; signing off for the next hour or so.
Think of every post of mine you've ever deleted, for example.
I have some work to do; signing off for the next hour or so.
>>58665
You turn around to see a giant praying mantis, dressed up in a black vest and fancy church blouse.
"Dinosaur? Oh, I do think I passed one earlier." he says, tipping his hat politely and adjusting his monocle with his long claw
You turn around to see a giant praying mantis, dressed up in a black vest and fancy church blouse.
"Dinosaur? Oh, I do think I passed one earlier." he says, tipping his hat politely and adjusting his monocle with his long claw
>>58724
"Ah, you're a family man I see." The giant insect says, with an accent that sounds kind of British like, but is really just indiscernible insect-speech.
"Ah, you're a family man I see." The giant insect says, with an accent that sounds kind of British like, but is really just indiscernible insect-speech.
"CAW!" cries the Ostrich
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>>58728
"Ah.. No.. Mantis society is different from that of mammals, you see: our females eat our drones' heads during mating."
"Ah.. No.. Mantis society is different from that of mammals, you see: our females eat our drones' heads during mating."
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GM, can Tracy spend a level like Torc did so that she can cast Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter spells as listed in Unearthed Arcana (Blindness/Deathness, Bestow Curse, Curse Water, Unholy Sword etc), as Blackguard spells?
>>58738
Alright. But try to get to it asap. There is something going on there I think you would like.
Alright. But try to get to it asap. There is something going on there I think you would like.
You guys are going to wait until I leave and then start spamming the thread again aren't you?
>>58734
"Well then, I'm off to church." The enormous vermin says as he scuttles away at alarming speed.
"Well then, I'm off to church." The enormous vermin says as he scuttles away at alarming speed.
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>>58745
"Is that the name of your Lord? I beg your pardon, fine sir, but foosball is the only game for a monstrous insect such as myself. I have a sermon to attend in only a few minutes, and I wouldn't want to be late. Blessings to you though, fine stranger." He says, making a characteristic praying gesture and politely tipping his hat before scuttling off into the city
"Is that the name of your Lord? I beg your pardon, fine sir, but foosball is the only game for a monstrous insect such as myself. I have a sermon to attend in only a few minutes, and I wouldn't want to be late. Blessings to you though, fine stranger." He says, making a characteristic praying gesture and politely tipping his hat before scuttling off into the city
>>58746
"Foosball..."
The Ostrich seems confused a bit, and runs towards the Mantis with a bit of haste, to catch him as he leaves, and briefly places a wing on the shoulder in a sort of "don't go" bodily expression. The Ostrich then says to the Mantis
"Foosball is a grey area in the scriptures, and has been hotly debated amongst Football theologians for several centuries. On the one hand, it has been argued that it is a derivative of soccer, which is false Football most foul. On the other hand, it has been argued that it is a fun table-top game that I used to be actually pretty good at in middle school.
All I can tell you is that the Prophet John Elway said the following, in his letters to the Galacticons at the summit of Mount Arararat:
'Yea, and truly I say unto you: In days of old, when knights were bold, and Football not invented, the Dallas Cowboys did descend from on high and attempt to bring forth football into the world, but did fail, for only the Denver Broncos could truly give birth to the Football that is Football. And Lo, Peyton Manning did appear unto them, and did kick a mighty field goal using a cantaloupe, for at the time there were no footballs because there was no Football, and the cantaloupe did explode, and did get runny sticky cantaloupe juice all over the faces of the Dallas Cowboys. And then Rainbow Dash did appear and lick the cantaloupe juice off of the Dallas Cowboys, and the Dallas Cowboys did masturbate. And Peyton Manning did masturbate. And then it was that on that very spot, 1000 years hence and 10,000 years earlier, the Lord Elway did burst forth into sapphire bullets of pure Football, and all the ponies of the land did see Football and did fall to their knees and worship Football, and render praise unto Football and the Lord Elway and His Broncos, and it was good. And the Denver Broncos did come upon them, and did distribute cantaloupes unto them, and they did kick field goals with they cantaloupes, and afterward did eat the cantaloupes, and the Lord Elway said unto them, 'Behold! This cantaloupe is my flesh and my blood, broken for you.' And then he did kick a totally sweet field goal with a different cantaloupe than the ones they were eating because they were eating those, and the cantaloupe did fly three times around the earth and did later fall into the hands of Gene Shalit, who would ingest the cantaloupe and discover that he had a penchant for licking people's buttholes. Do this forever, in remembrance of me.'
Take from that what you will."
"Foosball..."
The Ostrich seems confused a bit, and runs towards the Mantis with a bit of haste, to catch him as he leaves, and briefly places a wing on the shoulder in a sort of "don't go" bodily expression. The Ostrich then says to the Mantis
"Foosball is a grey area in the scriptures, and has been hotly debated amongst Football theologians for several centuries. On the one hand, it has been argued that it is a derivative of soccer, which is false Football most foul. On the other hand, it has been argued that it is a fun table-top game that I used to be actually pretty good at in middle school.
All I can tell you is that the Prophet John Elway said the following, in his letters to the Galacticons at the summit of Mount Arararat:
'Yea, and truly I say unto you: In days of old, when knights were bold, and Football not invented, the Dallas Cowboys did descend from on high and attempt to bring forth football into the world, but did fail, for only the Denver Broncos could truly give birth to the Football that is Football. And Lo, Peyton Manning did appear unto them, and did kick a mighty field goal using a cantaloupe, for at the time there were no footballs because there was no Football, and the cantaloupe did explode, and did get runny sticky cantaloupe juice all over the faces of the Dallas Cowboys. And then Rainbow Dash did appear and lick the cantaloupe juice off of the Dallas Cowboys, and the Dallas Cowboys did masturbate. And Peyton Manning did masturbate. And then it was that on that very spot, 1000 years hence and 10,000 years earlier, the Lord Elway did burst forth into sapphire bullets of pure Football, and all the ponies of the land did see Football and did fall to their knees and worship Football, and render praise unto Football and the Lord Elway and His Broncos, and it was good. And the Denver Broncos did come upon them, and did distribute cantaloupes unto them, and they did kick field goals with they cantaloupes, and afterward did eat the cantaloupes, and the Lord Elway said unto them, 'Behold! This cantaloupe is my flesh and my blood, broken for you.' And then he did kick a totally sweet field goal with a different cantaloupe than the ones they were eating because they were eating those, and the cantaloupe did fly three times around the earth and did later fall into the hands of Gene Shalit, who would ingest the cantaloupe and discover that he had a penchant for licking people's buttholes. Do this forever, in remembrance of me.'
Take from that what you will."
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>>58747
"I beg your pardon , sir, but we verminkind have been playing foosball since before you vertebrates even walked the Earth. It is the pillar of order and discipline in our society: I would not be an insect if I allowed my faith to wane. I bid you farewell, stranger."
>cantaloupe
"..Lowest of the fruits..." he mutters inaudibly as he scuttles off
"I beg your pardon , sir, but we verminkind have been playing foosball since before you vertebrates even walked the Earth. It is the pillar of order and discipline in our society: I would not be an insect if I allowed my faith to wane. I bid you farewell, stranger."
>cantaloupe
"..Lowest of the fruits..." he mutters inaudibly as he scuttles off
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*changes into wojack*
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>>58765
I think he could dodge that, but he's still thoroughly rustled by the sudden sketties blast.
"Rough day, I take?"
I think he could dodge that, but he's still thoroughly rustled by the sudden sketties blast.
"Rough day, I take?"
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>>58790
"Better, but you should work up to the stomach, as its easy to over-sensitize. In fact, the female is easily over-sensitized, if not finessed. If you're going to start with heavy breathing, aim for the back of the neck or the ears. Hold off on the stomach until just before,... stuff," she says with a wink.
"Better, but you should work up to the stomach, as its easy to over-sensitize. In fact, the female is easily over-sensitized, if not finessed. If you're going to start with heavy breathing, aim for the back of the neck or the ears. Hold off on the stomach until just before,... stuff," she says with a wink.
>>58791
"Well me dunno what you expect, me only was ever around Aryanne. Then me was exiled to mountains."
*caresses thighs*
"Well me dunno what you expect, me only was ever around Aryanne. Then me was exiled to mountains."
*caresses thighs*
>>58792
"I don't expect anything, but I hope you'll pardon my,... aspirations," she says, blushing a bit.
"I don't expect anything, but I hope you'll pardon my,... aspirations," she says, blushing a bit.
>fell asleep
>weird dream about camping... indoors?
>woke up now
What do?
Stix begins his journey back to the tower. He had seen weird things since coming here, but never would he guess he would be talking to a squirrel one minute, then holding onto a big acorn the next with no answers or clues as to what is happening around here. He wonders if this is just a really convincing dream.
>weird dream about camping... indoors?
>woke up now
What do?
Stix begins his journey back to the tower. He had seen weird things since coming here, but never would he guess he would be talking to a squirrel one minute, then holding onto a big acorn the next with no answers or clues as to what is happening around here. He wonders if this is just a really convincing dream.
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>>58793
"Well me try to be better."
*massages neck*
*caresses cheek*
*blows on ears*
"Me know me said this before,but me am so glad me met you ana."
"Well me try to be better."
*massages neck*
*caresses cheek*
*blows on ears*
"Me know me said this before,but me am so glad me met you ana."
>>58794
As Stix approaches Port Barry, he senses that something is amiss. For one, there are varying trails of smoke leading from some of the higher buildings. Additionally, there's a malevolently black-robed individual hovering above the town, throwing pumpkin-sized purple gobs of fire at the walls. Just another day at Port Barry,....
As Stix approaches Port Barry, he senses that something is amiss. For one, there are varying trails of smoke leading from some of the higher buildings. Additionally, there's a malevolently black-robed individual hovering above the town, throwing pumpkin-sized purple gobs of fire at the walls. Just another day at Port Barry,....
>>58796
“This can only go so well for me”
Stix try’s to stealth past the individual, hoping to avoid more encounters with fire for the time being.
“This can only go so well for me”
Stix try’s to stealth past the individual, hoping to avoid more encounters with fire for the time being.
>>58799
How to get my grounded character with a bow that is difficult to use correctly to stop an attack by a flying cloaked figure... hmm...
Stix makes his way around the port to see if he can get a better view on who is attacking, and a better angle of attack.
How to get my grounded character with a bow that is difficult to use correctly to stop an attack by a flying cloaked figure... hmm...
Stix makes his way around the port to see if he can get a better view on who is attacking, and a better angle of attack.
>>58801
The figure is not guarding their flank at all, they seem intent on terrorizing the available populace. Many of the existing martial factions (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc., which Stix isn't familiar with, but suffice it as a couple groups of coordinated hoomans) have taken up positions along the wall and are attempting to expand the threatened area of the target.
The figure is not guarding their flank at all, they seem intent on terrorizing the available populace. Many of the existing martial factions (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc., which Stix isn't familiar with, but suffice it as a couple groups of coordinated hoomans) have taken up positions along the wall and are attempting to expand the threatened area of the target.
>>58802
Time to see if this bow is useful or not..,
Stix whips out his bow and digs one end iron the ground to stabilize it. He readies an arrow.
“Just don’t miss and you won’t have to deal with much... I hope”
He pulls back on the string with his teeth. He steadies his aim for a moment and releases...
Time to see if this bow is useful or not..,
Stix whips out his bow and digs one end iron the ground to stabilize it. He readies an arrow.
“Just don’t miss and you won’t have to deal with much... I hope”
He pulls back on the string with his teeth. He steadies his aim for a moment and releases...
>>58804
If I can stop forgetting to clear the email... that would be nice too... ugh I hate my forgetfulness
If I can stop forgetting to clear the email... that would be nice too... ugh I hate my forgetfulness
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>>58818
Yes, but Tracy hasn't encountered them yet. The area she is scuttling through is still technically the "outside" area of the city.
The thing is, while the city has a degree of artistry to much of its design, much of the city is not designed to be traveled or wandered through, its more of the aesthetics of a stone garden,... except concrete. Long story short, with very few exceptions (and all will be explained) most areas area not intended for ppls.
Yes, but Tracy hasn't encountered them yet. The area she is scuttling through is still technically the "outside" area of the city.
The thing is, while the city has a degree of artistry to much of its design, much of the city is not designed to be traveled or wandered through, its more of the aesthetics of a stone garden,... except concrete. Long story short, with very few exceptions (and all will be explained) most areas area not intended for ppls.
>>58819
Tracy dashes through the city, abandoning stealth to scuttle at her full speed.
She eyes the gaudy aesthetics and wonders to herself what she could find in a cushy neighborhood like this one.
She gravitates towards the source of commotion she saw earlier.
Tracy dashes through the city, abandoning stealth to scuttle at her full speed.
She eyes the gaudy aesthetics and wonders to herself what she could find in a cushy neighborhood like this one.
She gravitates towards the source of commotion she saw earlier.
>>58821
From Trump's vantage point, he sees much more of the same that Tracy can see, except at a certain point he notices the city transition into something of a square and a park area, where there seem to be hundreds of people meandering around and interacting with one another. He's too far off to see what they're doing, but it is undoubtably the source of the ambient noise of ppl.
>>58823
>scuttle scuttle
>>58820
Who said?
From Trump's vantage point, he sees much more of the same that Tracy can see, except at a certain point he notices the city transition into something of a square and a park area, where there seem to be hundreds of people meandering around and interacting with one another. He's too far off to see what they're doing, but it is undoubtably the source of the ambient noise of ppl.
>>58823
>scuttle scuttle
>>58820
Who said?
>>58825
Well, sounds like it would be a good idea to slowly come down onto a street before the park, and proceed on Fae's back towards the people
Well, sounds like it would be a good idea to slowly come down onto a street before the park, and proceed on Fae's back towards the people
>>58803
Meanwhile,
<zing> Stix' arrow goes wide right of the target, but not before alerting the target to a new source of arrows. It turns and looks at him for a moment, cocks its head, shrugs, and then dashes toward one of the troop positions along the wall who are attempting to flank. Stray arrows buzz past the intruder every so often, but it is clear that there is enough range that the projectiles are easily avoided.
"Let's see how you fare up close and personal!" they taunt as they close position against the troops.
Meanwhile,
<zing> Stix' arrow goes wide right of the target, but not before alerting the target to a new source of arrows. It turns and looks at him for a moment, cocks its head, shrugs, and then dashes toward one of the troop positions along the wall who are attempting to flank. Stray arrows buzz past the intruder every so often, but it is clear that there is enough range that the projectiles are easily avoided.
"Let's see how you fare up close and personal!" they taunt as they close position against the troops.
>"You know, you could let me wander off and find a meal..."
"No"
>"Why?"
"Because you can't have good relations with a race you let your friend eat"
"No"
>"Why?"
"Because you can't have good relations with a race you let your friend eat"
>>58829
“My father always told me I was a disappointing shot”
He rushes toward the troops as well in hopes to aid their battle.
“My father always told me I was a disappointing shot”
He rushes toward the troops as well in hopes to aid their battle.
>>58838
Yes. Wizards depend on their spellbooks, and clerics rely on their holy symbols. Bards and Sorcerers (and arguably in some cases, Paladins) r the only base classes that can operate without a class-specific tool.
Yes. Wizards depend on their spellbooks, and clerics rely on their holy symbols. Bards and Sorcerers (and arguably in some cases, Paladins) r the only base classes that can operate without a class-specific tool.
>>58837
He winces at the sound, but draws his dagger and pushes forward.
“What is this thing’s problem? Did he lose his life’s savings in a bet here?”
He winces at the sound, but draws his dagger and pushes forward.
“What is this thing’s problem? Did he lose his life’s savings in a bet here?”
>>58843
>>58844
As Tracy and Trump approach from separate positions - the former scaling a small wall separating the civic area, and Trump from a more obvious position - the attention of the crowd seems to shift to a stage-area setup in the park. There seems to be a public address going on, and those in attendance are fixated on the source, which is a Raven-haired woman in a vibrant outfit.
"Welcome, newest entrants and talented performers, to Cardishore!" to which the crowd erupts in cheers and applause.
>>58844
As Tracy and Trump approach from separate positions - the former scaling a small wall separating the civic area, and Trump from a more obvious position - the attention of the crowd seems to shift to a stage-area setup in the park. There seems to be a public address going on, and those in attendance are fixated on the source, which is a Raven-haired woman in a vibrant outfit.
"Welcome, newest entrants and talented performers, to Cardishore!" to which the crowd erupts in cheers and applause.
>>58841
Rounding a corner and proceeding through a doorway, Stix makes visual contact with the intruder. Around them several of the troops are down or incapacitated, while a trio are attempting a coordinated defense.
"You should have held your fire! You might have had a chance in that event!" they arrogantly shout as they wade in taking several attacks of opportunity. Stix has not been detected.
Rounding a corner and proceeding through a doorway, Stix makes visual contact with the intruder. Around them several of the troops are down or incapacitated, while a trio are attempting a coordinated defense.
"You should have held your fire! You might have had a chance in that event!" they arrogantly shout as they wade in taking several attacks of opportunity. Stix has not been detected.
>>58839
I thought Druids and Rangers were the only classes that could cast divine spells without a divine focus.
I thought Druids and Rangers were the only classes that could cast divine spells without a divine focus.
>>58845
I would consider it, but you'll need to do more than just carve it,... I mean there would need to be some sort of sanctification ritual involved for that to work,... but that fits into one of the plot devices that I was going to work in.
>>58853
Oh yeah, I forgot about them.
>>58849
Yes
>>58848
>>58852
Drawing slight glances, but no particular scrutiny, both make their way into the assembly to hear the address.
"Before we kick off this year's Extravaganza, there are a few points that I need to go over. First," she says, retrieving an elaborate and fine card-pendant from her neck, "NEVER GO ANYWHERE without your identification. We have had a string of intruders lately, and so we've amped up security. This here," she says, walking to the edge of the stage where several of those weird robots are positioned, "is our security detail. If you are found without identification, you will be summarily killed. Nothing personal," she says, caressing the dome of one of them.
I would consider it, but you'll need to do more than just carve it,... I mean there would need to be some sort of sanctification ritual involved for that to work,... but that fits into one of the plot devices that I was going to work in.
>>58853
Oh yeah, I forgot about them.
>>58849
Yes
>>58848
>>58852
Drawing slight glances, but no particular scrutiny, both make their way into the assembly to hear the address.
"Before we kick off this year's Extravaganza, there are a few points that I need to go over. First," she says, retrieving an elaborate and fine card-pendant from her neck, "NEVER GO ANYWHERE without your identification. We have had a string of intruders lately, and so we've amped up security. This here," she says, walking to the edge of the stage where several of those weird robots are positioned, "is our security detail. If you are found without identification, you will be summarily killed. Nothing personal," she says, caressing the dome of one of them.
Trumpaladin enters a state of existential horror: he is the illegal alien without documentation
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Tracy stands back from the crowd and makes herself scarce, waiting for the performance to start so that she can swipe an id while everyone's distracted.
*changes back into wojack*
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The woman goes on to describe the workings of the city. Rather than using any particular form of transportation, the city employs a network of teleportation gates. In this way, they are not required to landscape or modify existing structures, instead they can erect a doorway than connect it to other areas. The city that is apparent is actually the top-floor of a city that expands underground, and the full capacity of the city is many times larger than it appears. But that's all for the mundane performers. The city level is for the finest of talent, and everyone (here) has been selected for their merit and ability. She describes that the gate system is linked to their identification, enabling access to whatever facilities that their particular position (ala a hierarchy) that the individual is authorized to utilize.
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>>58875
>pic
>>58877
No, this doesn't seem the sort of crowd that would need to know something like that. As she continues her address, she describes more mundane shit that has little relevance, about how to contact agency representatives and such, finally concluding the address with an invitation to all to enjoy themselves, and to get ready, as this is the latest group that will change the way that the world views entertainment.
Oh, and she introduces herself (by name) as "That Bitch".
>pic
>>58877
No, this doesn't seem the sort of crowd that would need to know something like that. As she continues her address, she describes more mundane shit that has little relevance, about how to contact agency representatives and such, finally concluding the address with an invitation to all to enjoy themselves, and to get ready, as this is the latest group that will change the way that the world views entertainment.
Oh, and she introduces herself (by name) as "That Bitch".
>>58878
>How to contact agency representatives
Desire to know more intensifies
What is this... Extravaganza?
>How to contact agency representatives
Desire to know more intensifies
What is this... Extravaganza?
>>58878
*contemplates murder*
What about the crowd? What kind of people are around?
More importantly, are they paying attention to what's behind them?
*contemplates murder*
What about the crowd? What kind of people are around?
More importantly, are they paying attention to what's behind them?
>>58854
Without showing any advance warning and as Stix approaches the for a strike, the figure deftly side-steps his attack and squares on him, ignoring the remaining troops who had braced for an attack. Only one of their strikes had landed, but it doesn't seem to have been effective against whoever this is.
"Well now, this is a surprise," the intruder says. "And where might you have come from?"
Without showing any advance warning and as Stix approaches the for a strike, the figure deftly side-steps his attack and squares on him, ignoring the remaining troops who had braced for an attack. Only one of their strikes had landed, but it doesn't seem to have been effective against whoever this is.
"Well now, this is a surprise," the intruder says. "And where might you have come from?"
>>58882
“I’m not completely sure on that. I happen to last remember coming from a certain tower. I don’t suppose you know about it do you?”
He takes a step back and braces for combat.
“I’m not completely sure on that. I happen to last remember coming from a certain tower. I don’t suppose you know about it do you?”
He takes a step back and braces for combat.
>>58879
Its essentially a welcoming party. All along the sides of the park are kiosks and booths with a variety of food and entertainment.
>>58880
All sorts of artsy/contemporary/fashionable individuals. There are even some non-human races in attendance, and the level of gaudiness would make Thez blush.
>>58883
"Another one from the tower then? Unexpected. Well let's see what you're made of!"
Stix gets an attack of opportunity as the figure darts toward him with incredible speed.
Its essentially a welcoming party. All along the sides of the park are kiosks and booths with a variety of food and entertainment.
>>58880
All sorts of artsy/contemporary/fashionable individuals. There are even some non-human races in attendance, and the level of gaudiness would make Thez blush.
>>58883
"Another one from the tower then? Unexpected. Well let's see what you're made of!"
Stix gets an attack of opportunity as the figure darts toward him with incredible speed.
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>>58885
Having understood the importance of acquiring a visa, Tracy steps back and bides her time, eyeing each individual and contemplating when she'd get a chance to swipe a high-ranking card.
Having understood the importance of acquiring a visa, Tracy steps back and bides her time, eyeing each individual and contemplating when she'd get a chance to swipe a high-ranking card.
"I'll get those knives if it's the last thing I do.."
>>58886
Knick-knacks and trinkets, party favors and accessories. Jeweled cases for the "ID cards", one booth says something about "Why Fie",....
>>58887
And almost on cue, That Bitch signals for a number of performers to take the stage. Some are vocalists, others are coreographed dancers, with musical accompaniment from the edge of the stage. The performance has the effect of drawing pretty much everyone's attention.
Knick-knacks and trinkets, party favors and accessories. Jeweled cases for the "ID cards", one booth says something about "Why Fie",....
>>58887
And almost on cue, That Bitch signals for a number of performers to take the stage. Some are vocalists, others are coreographed dancers, with musical accompaniment from the edge of the stage. The performance has the effect of drawing pretty much everyone's attention.
>>58898
“Hmm... I see you went to disarm me instead of stiking me down. Why is that?”
Stix draws his double sided short sword.
“Hmm... I see you went to disarm me instead of stiking me down. Why is that?”
Stix draws his double sided short sword.
>>58901
I'm not sure I follow. There's a couple hundred people in attendance, of which maybe 20 are not new arrivals. There's undoubtably others throughout the city, this is just the newbie-party.
>>58902
Taking the dagger and <thunk> tossing it into a nearby support-beam, the figure assumes a particularly self-assured posture.
"You'd prefer I finished this quickly? What fun would that be?"
I'm not sure I follow. There's a couple hundred people in attendance, of which maybe 20 are not new arrivals. There's undoubtably others throughout the city, this is just the newbie-party.
>>58902
Taking the dagger and <thunk> tossing it into a nearby support-beam, the figure assumes a particularly self-assured posture.
"You'd prefer I finished this quickly? What fun would that be?"
>>58903
“Eh... not fun maybe, but it seems a little soft if you ask me.”
He takes another swing at the intruder.
“Eh... not fun maybe, but it seems a little soft if you ask me.”
He takes another swing at the intruder.
The troops are quite bewildered, and more of them (from the other flanking position) are filling in behind Stix, forming a loose perimeter around him and the figure. They look nervously from Stix to the figure, and to one another.
>>58904
Reaching up with one arm, the figure blocks the incoming strike, emitting purplish sparks as the weapon makes contact, but not seeming to cause damage.
"I'd planned for them, " indicating the troops, "You however, are something of a wild-card in this."
The intruder does an exaggerated back-flip, to land squarely on thin air, now positioned slightly outside the wall (but otherwise held aloft by artificial means). One hand begins to glow with a dark-purple energy.
>>58906
"And who are you supposed to be?" they look at Fae. "Sigfried and Roy?"
>>58907
Success, but not without bumping into the individual such that they become agitated. "Hey, you, watch where you're going! Do you have any idea who I am?" they accuse, drawing looks from those around.
Reaching up with one arm, the figure blocks the incoming strike, emitting purplish sparks as the weapon makes contact, but not seeming to cause damage.
"I'd planned for them, " indicating the troops, "You however, are something of a wild-card in this."
The intruder does an exaggerated back-flip, to land squarely on thin air, now positioned slightly outside the wall (but otherwise held aloft by artificial means). One hand begins to glow with a dark-purple energy.
>>58906
"And who are you supposed to be?" they look at Fae. "Sigfried and Roy?"
>>58907
Success, but not without bumping into the individual such that they become agitated. "Hey, you, watch where you're going! Do you have any idea who I am?" they accuse, drawing looks from those around.
>>58911
1. Tracy is still disguised
2. you're probably not that close
3. There is no context for that statement
1. Tracy is still disguised
2. you're probably not that close
3. There is no context for that statement
>>58909
“Why are you destroying the place? Did one of the soldiers here steal your wife?”
Seeing the glow, Stix immediately thinks of unicorns charging a blast. He ducks for cover.
“Why are you destroying the place? Did one of the soldiers here steal your wife?”
Seeing the glow, Stix immediately thinks of unicorns charging a blast. He ducks for cover.
>>58911
Trump isn't talking to That Bitch, she's left the stage. Trump is talking to some random cunt.
>>58910
"Ha! My dog," she says indicating a small poodle, "is better than you!"
>>58913
You don't need to roll to attempt to take cover, but since you rolled a 1, we'll assume that he lost his footing and doesn't have the opportunity. They seem amused at the suggestion about a soldier stealing their wife.
"Why? Cuz I do what I want! THATS why!" they say, loosing a small fireball at Stix.
>>58917
"Hold on a second, I'm not done with you!" the fellow says, drawing more attention. "What's your name! I demand an apology!"
>>58916
No
Trump isn't talking to That Bitch, she's left the stage. Trump is talking to some random cunt.
>>58910
"Ha! My dog," she says indicating a small poodle, "is better than you!"
>>58913
You don't need to roll to attempt to take cover, but since you rolled a 1, we'll assume that he lost his footing and doesn't have the opportunity. They seem amused at the suggestion about a soldier stealing their wife.
"Why? Cuz I do what I want! THATS why!" they say, loosing a small fireball at Stix.
>>58917
"Hold on a second, I'm not done with you!" the fellow says, drawing more attention. "What's your name! I demand an apology!"
>>58916
No
As the fireball zips in and collides with Stix, another fireball erupts around the figure, sending it flying outside the city wall.
"Bullseye!" yells a relatively dainty-looking unicorn, standing next to a large war-machine, positioned just around the corner of the wall, to maintain concealment (kek, a concealed trebuchet)
"Bullseye!" yells a relatively dainty-looking unicorn, standing next to a large war-machine, positioned just around the corner of the wall, to maintain concealment (kek, a concealed trebuchet)
>>58918
"My name.."
*takes a step towards mailboxes*
"..Is Bridget Cloverfield.."
*takes another step*
"May I have the privilege of knowing yours?"
"My name.."
*takes a step towards mailboxes*
"..Is Bridget Cloverfield.."
*takes another step*
"May I have the privilege of knowing yours?"
>>58920
“Augh!”
Stix falls to the ground and starts to panic.
“Please, stop the burning... anything to stop it!”
“Augh!”
Stix falls to the ground and starts to panic.
“Please, stop the burning... anything to stop it!”
>>58922
"Oh, I beg your pardon, fine sir. If you'd just tell me your name..?" The young leprechaun says quickly stepping to the side.
"Oh, I beg your pardon, fine sir. If you'd just tell me your name..?" The young leprechaun says quickly stepping to the side.
>>58926
"Oh don't you worry, you'll be getting much more than my name!" he says shaking his finger at Tracy, while approaching the Shazbot. "You there, I require your assistance."
"INTRUDER DETECTED" the bot says, opening up a hole.
>>58924
"What a noob! Are you even in the right place? You MUST have been misclassified!" the random cunt laughs.
"Oh don't you worry, you'll be getting much more than my name!" he says shaking his finger at Tracy, while approaching the Shazbot. "You there, I require your assistance."
"INTRUDER DETECTED" the bot says, opening up a hole.
>>58924
"What a noob! Are you even in the right place? You MUST have been misclassified!" the random cunt laughs.
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>pic of Bridget
>>58929
And the random fellow is summarily reduced to a pile of ash. The concert/performance is momentarily stalled, as everyone's attention is drawn to the spectacle of the guy getting burned alive before their very eyes.
That Bitch emerges from the crowd near the Shazbot. "Fool, I literally just finished telling him to keep his ID on him,...."
And the random fellow is summarily reduced to a pile of ash. The concert/performance is momentarily stalled, as everyone's attention is drawn to the spectacle of the guy getting burned alive before their very eyes.
That Bitch emerges from the crowd near the Shazbot. "Fool, I literally just finished telling him to keep his ID on him,...."
>>58923
From his position on the wall, Stix can see that the figure has landed outside the wall, and is in a smouldering heap, its robes torn to shreds revealing a grey-skinned female with vibrant-red hair.
"Damn Slovenia, that wasn't a normal shot was it?"
From his position on the wall, Stix can see that the figure has landed outside the wall, and is in a smouldering heap, its robes torn to shreds revealing a grey-skinned female with vibrant-red hair.
"Damn Slovenia, that wasn't a normal shot was it?"
>>58933
Stix, after his panic attack, runs out to continue the fight.
“Where did you go off to? You think I’m going down that easy?”
Stix, after his panic attack, runs out to continue the fight.
“Where did you go off to? You think I’m going down that easy?”
>>58936
After That Bitch's dismissal of the guy who "forgot his ID", yes. The concert resumes.
>>58938
Alfonzo G. Gorplemonger
Before Stix' eyes, the dainty unicorn smugly walks up to the grey-female. "No it wasn't, and you're lucky too. That was just a clay-pot filled with lamp oil. If that tartan-fellow ever completes my refined munitions, then you'll REALLY be hurting." Slovenia and Thez make their way back into the town. The troops who were downed are roused and awakened by the remaining troops, and Stix realizes that though knocked unconscious, no one was actually harmed. Limping slightly, the grey-female (Thez, hereafter) approaches Stix. "You showed a great deal of courage. We haven't met yet, but you've already mentioned that you came from the tower."
After That Bitch's dismissal of the guy who "forgot his ID", yes. The concert resumes.
>>58938
Alfonzo G. Gorplemonger
Before Stix' eyes, the dainty unicorn smugly walks up to the grey-female. "No it wasn't, and you're lucky too. That was just a clay-pot filled with lamp oil. If that tartan-fellow ever completes my refined munitions, then you'll REALLY be hurting." Slovenia and Thez make their way back into the town. The troops who were downed are roused and awakened by the remaining troops, and Stix realizes that though knocked unconscious, no one was actually harmed. Limping slightly, the grey-female (Thez, hereafter) approaches Stix. "You showed a great deal of courage. We haven't met yet, but you've already mentioned that you came from the tower."
Well that was unfortunate timing
>>58942
Varying. Some are watching the show, some are talking into their ID cards (think smart phones, so I can stop being implicit), others are engaged in shit-talking with each-other not unlike the random cunt was.
Varying. Some are watching the show, some are talking into their ID cards (think smart phones, so I can stop being implicit), others are engaged in shit-talking with each-other not unlike the random cunt was.
>>58940
Stix eyes twitch.
“What are you talking about? You just attacked this place... I... if this was all some act, why the hell shoot me with fire?”
Stix eyes twitch.
“What are you talking about? You just attacked this place... I... if this was all some act, why the hell shoot me with fire?”
>>58944
"Yeah, sorry about that. I got bored and so I decided to scrimmage with the troops. I figure "why wait for someone to attack to test our defenses, when I can just pretend to attack and test them myself?". I hadn't expected your arrival. Don't worry, its just ki-fire. It won't burn you, and at the moment I'm using it non-lethally."
>>58945
Yes. IDs were already distributed during the application process. Though not detected (yet), Trump, Tracy, and Fae have targets on their backs.
"Yeah, sorry about that. I got bored and so I decided to scrimmage with the troops. I figure "why wait for someone to attack to test our defenses, when I can just pretend to attack and test them myself?". I hadn't expected your arrival. Don't worry, its just ki-fire. It won't burn you, and at the moment I'm using it non-lethally."
>>58945
Yes. IDs were already distributed during the application process. Though not detected (yet), Trump, Tracy, and Fae have targets on their backs.
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>>58949
Stix is still shaken from the attack.
“Listen... apparently your supposed to be a friend... but get this through your head before we continue. Me and fire... DONT MIX. Got it? I don’t know why, but I freak out when I get near it.”
Stix is still shaken from the attack.
“Listen... apparently your supposed to be a friend... but get this through your head before we continue. Me and fire... DONT MIX. Got it? I don’t know why, but I freak out when I get near it.”
>>58954
Thez crosses her arms in front of her and cocks her head to the side while looking at him thoughtfully. "Lenos will be a problem," she off-handedly remarks. Then directly, "Fair enough, though for reference," she says holding her hand out and drawing on the purplish energy, "You can see its more of an aura than actual fire, it just looks like fire from a distance," and from up close, Stix can see that it has more of a shape and movement of fluid than fire, though with observably different properties as far as gravity and localization.
Thez crosses her arms in front of her and cocks her head to the side while looking at him thoughtfully. "Lenos will be a problem," she off-handedly remarks. Then directly, "Fair enough, though for reference," she says holding her hand out and drawing on the purplish energy, "You can see its more of an aura than actual fire, it just looks like fire from a distance," and from up close, Stix can see that it has more of a shape and movement of fluid than fire, though with observably different properties as far as gravity and localization.
>>58956
He still takes a step back.
“My brain doesn’t seem to care right now what it technically is... it is still telling me to... well... best not say that. Anyway, my name is Stix.”
He still takes a step back.
“My brain doesn’t seem to care right now what it technically is... it is still telling me to... well... best not say that. Anyway, my name is Stix.”
>>58960
Trump walks around through the crowd and around the perimeter, looking for the equivalent of an Apple Store
Trump walks around through the crowd and around the perimeter, looking for the equivalent of an Apple Store
>>58960
After fiddling with the device for a long period of time, and guessing various pet-names, Tracy tries to access any information on the device in an attempt to steal Gorplemonger's identity.
After fiddling with the device for a long period of time, and guessing various pet-names, Tracy tries to access any information on the device in an attempt to steal Gorplemonger's identity.
>>58959
"Pleased to meet you Stix, I'm Thez," she thinks for a moment and chuckles, "Isn't filly out looking for sticks?" shakes her head, "Nevermind. Anyway, I can promise that you'll have no more firey-whats-it from me, but you should probably not mention that,... quirk,... in front of the short, shiny-haired guy. He's a dick. He's the reason that there's that "firetrap" sign in the hallway.
>>58962
That device is gorplemonger's identity
>>58961
I should warn you, most of the Shazbots are around the perimeter. Additionally, there don't seem to be stores in this area, though there are gates which undoubtably lead to other areas. If one has an ID that is.
>>58963
Obviously or covertly?
"Pleased to meet you Stix, I'm Thez," she thinks for a moment and chuckles, "Isn't filly out looking for sticks?" shakes her head, "Nevermind. Anyway, I can promise that you'll have no more firey-whats-it from me, but you should probably not mention that,... quirk,... in front of the short, shiny-haired guy. He's a dick. He's the reason that there's that "firetrap" sign in the hallway.
>>58962
That device is gorplemonger's identity
>>58961
I should warn you, most of the Shazbots are around the perimeter. Additionally, there don't seem to be stores in this area, though there are gates which undoubtably lead to other areas. If one has an ID that is.
>>58963
Obviously or covertly?
>>58974
Oh not just killed. I'm having to think hard here, cuz that 20 could go a number of ways. It could be a spectacular success or a magnificent failure and considering his choice of action that could be equally bad or good.
Oh not just killed. I'm having to think hard here, cuz that 20 could go a number of ways. It could be a spectacular success or a magnificent failure and considering his choice of action that could be equally bad or good.
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So, what happens?
So I'm figuring that since Infernius was going for as flashy as possible, and he rolled a 20, he somehow magnificently times his arrival with the climax of the song, which the audience generally receives as being part of the show. Additionally, a chorus of "INTRUDER DETECTED" is heard from throughout the crowd, and he sees about a dozen shiny metal mailbox-looking things headed his way on the ground.
>>58969
"Yep. The glassy-walled rooms? Same. You know, you're like the 5th pony I've seen here, where before there weren't any."
>>58969
"Yep. The glassy-walled rooms? Same. You know, you're like the 5th pony I've seen here, where before there weren't any."
>>58987
Surely they didn't think the performance was over?
Atop a gilded lioness rides a shimmering man with sword drawn, charging towards the nearest Shazbot
Surely they didn't think the performance was over?
Atop a gilded lioness rides a shimmering man with sword drawn, charging towards the nearest Shazbot
>>58988
"Rock You Like a Hurricane" plays, and Trumpaladin casts Eagle's Splendor upon himself
https://youtu.be/CGfKi6kpdTQ
"Rock You Like a Hurricane" plays, and Trumpaladin casts Eagle's Splendor upon himself
https://youtu.be/CGfKi6kpdTQ
>continues munching on popcorn
My money's on Infernius dying first, then Trump. Tracy will be the only one to survive
My money's on Infernius dying first, then Trump. Tracy will be the only one to survive
>>58992
"That's an understatement. Its complicated, but the short version is that the Port is upsetting alot of established and entrenched groups and structures. It used to be a run-down pirate port, but now its a thriving and emergent socio-economic power, particularly because we - yourself included - have used our abilities to aid and develop the community. There's plenty of people who are upset, threatened, and not to pleased about this. I think the place has been attacked 3 times? 4 times? 5? Its been hairy."
>>58993
o_o
"That's an understatement. Its complicated, but the short version is that the Port is upsetting alot of established and entrenched groups and structures. It used to be a run-down pirate port, but now its a thriving and emergent socio-economic power, particularly because we - yourself included - have used our abilities to aid and develop the community. There's plenty of people who are upset, threatened, and not to pleased about this. I think the place has been attacked 3 times? 4 times? 5? Its been hairy."
>>58993
o_o
FOR DEATH
AND AGAIN
Bridget moves a good distance away from the bots, before they explode.
Fae kicks off from the bot, nozzle severed and presumably about to enter self destruct sequence - disarmed regardless - and runs at full speed towards the next bot
>>58997
>sigh
Trump, oblivious to the fact that no one else is apparently armed, draws Vandereim and charges the nearest of Shazbots. Shazbot.
This immediately disperses the crowd in a frenzied panic, screams and cries issuing from every corner of the park as masses stream away and toward the gates. That Bitch is talking furiously into her ID, and the remaining Shazbots divide and close in on Trump and Infernius respectively. Now, am I interpreting it as Fae did the 20 pounce, and the rest is Trump breaking the bot's toys?
>sigh
Trump, oblivious to the fact that no one else is apparently armed, draws Vandereim and charges the nearest of Shazbots. Shazbot.
This immediately disperses the crowd in a frenzied panic, screams and cries issuing from every corner of the park as masses stream away and toward the gates. That Bitch is talking furiously into her ID, and the remaining Shazbots divide and close in on Trump and Infernius respectively. Now, am I interpreting it as Fae did the 20 pounce, and the rest is Trump breaking the bot's toys?
[1d20+21 = 40]
While everyone's distracted, Bridget takes advantage of the chaos to swipe another card.
While everyone's distracted, Bridget takes advantage of the chaos to swipe another card.
>>59001
In the Napoleanic wars the armies of the Austrians and the Prussians were unambiguously stronger than the army of France... but there were three of them, each one of them smaller than the French force. Napolean double marched his men to engage first an Austrian army, annihilate it, then double marched them to the next army, destroyed it, and then the same to the third force. In WW1, the Russians invaded East Prussia with a force much larger than the German force - in two armies. The Germans attacked and destroyed one, then used the rail network to quickly move their army to attack the other russian army at Tannenburg.
These Shazbots are very difficult to defeat. But taken down one by one
>>59006
The 20 is Trump with sugoito, the other three are Fae
In the Napoleanic wars the armies of the Austrians and the Prussians were unambiguously stronger than the army of France... but there were three of them, each one of them smaller than the French force. Napolean double marched his men to engage first an Austrian army, annihilate it, then double marched them to the next army, destroyed it, and then the same to the third force. In WW1, the Russians invaded East Prussia with a force much larger than the German force - in two armies. The Germans attacked and destroyed one, then used the rail network to quickly move their army to attack the other russian army at Tannenburg.
These Shazbots are very difficult to defeat. But taken down one by one
>>59006
The 20 is Trump with sugoito, the other three are Fae
>>59006
How fast are they? Fae is 180 in a charge and 360 in a run. You said they were dispersed along the perimeter. They must have started far apart
How fast are they? Fae is 180 in a charge and 360 in a run. You said they were dispersed along the perimeter. They must have started far apart
>>59010
Gotcha
>>59011
Kek, sure why not?
>>59012
^Sugoito
Pouncing eliminates Fae's movement speed, and though they're not in range, they're bee-lining toward. I assumed Fae attacked the closest one, which would have been near him as it had not detected him as a threat.
>>59013
Yes, except above
And yes, the one Fae attacked is beginning its self-destruct sequence.
Now then, roll for initiative u fags
Gotcha
>>59011
Kek, sure why not?
>>59012
^Sugoito
Pouncing eliminates Fae's movement speed, and though they're not in range, they're bee-lining toward. I assumed Fae attacked the closest one, which would have been near him as it had not detected him as a threat.
>>59013
Yes, except above
And yes, the one Fae attacked is beginning its self-destruct sequence.
Now then, roll for initiative u fags
"Okay, listen. If you stop until I get this cannon ordered, I'll help you get a gnome dinner."
Bluff [1d20 = 3]
>"I'll consider it"
Check motive [1d20 = 3]
Bluff [1d20 = 3]
>"I'll consider it"
Check motive [1d20 = 3]
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>>59019
>3&3
Well, uh...
Snek is pretty sure Torc is lying, but he's hoping Torc isn't.
Torc is wary that Snek knows he's lying, but he really need to get back to ordering this cannon
>3&3
Well, uh...
Snek is pretty sure Torc is lying, but he's hoping Torc isn't.
Torc is wary that Snek knows he's lying, but he really need to get back to ordering this cannon
>>59018
Yes, but upon pouncing her movement is halted
>many keks
These fuggin dice
Rolling for bots and That Bitch
Yes, but upon pouncing her movement is halted
>many keks
These fuggin dice
Rolling for bots and That Bitch
>>59002
Thez looks Stix up and down appraisingly, again crossing her arms. "Hmmm. How does a pony use a bow exactly?"
Thez looks Stix up and down appraisingly, again crossing her arms. "Hmmm. How does a pony use a bow exactly?"
>>59032
“Apparently, I don’t do it well. My father could though, but I suppose I didn’t pay enough attention to how he did it to actually hit anything.”
“Apparently, I don’t do it well. My father could though, but I suppose I didn’t pay enough attention to how he did it to actually hit anything.”
>>59034
A compelling argument.
>>59035
The cocks her head again, this time looking up in a random direction. She looks again in another direction before her face brightens. "I've got just the thing! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!" she yells.
"As far as helping, it really depends. I mean there's always stuff that can be done around here, and probably more still than I'm even aware of. Currently the party has made opponents of 1. An unidentified band of pirates, 2. The former/current emperor of this geographical area - who himself is batshit crazy and stupid OP - , and potentially many other groups who haven't so much as named or identified themselves. Oh, and we've also been pissing off/on the jews.
>>59036
XD
A compelling argument.
>>59035
The cocks her head again, this time looking up in a random direction. She looks again in another direction before her face brightens. "I've got just the thing! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!" she yells.
"As far as helping, it really depends. I mean there's always stuff that can be done around here, and probably more still than I'm even aware of. Currently the party has made opponents of 1. An unidentified band of pirates, 2. The former/current emperor of this geographical area - who himself is batshit crazy and stupid OP - , and potentially many other groups who haven't so much as named or identified themselves. Oh, and we've also been pissing off/on the jews.
>>59036
XD
Tracy uses her superior speed to dash far away to a safe distance where she can hide and observe, pretending to be screaming and panicking like a sane person would.
From her hiding spot she keeps an eye on That Bitch, who seems to be a figure of authority.
From her hiding spot she keeps an eye on That Bitch, who seems to be a figure of authority.
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"And," she whispers, "I'd bet my life that they're pissing off yet another faction as we speak."
>>59040
She also picks up anything that may have been dropped by the crowd, especially cards, and places her two additional ID cards (not Gorplemonger's) in her bag of holding.
She also picks up anything that may have been dropped by the crowd, especially cards, and places her two additional ID cards (not Gorplemonger's) in her bag of holding.
>>59041
“Any idea where they went off to then? Maybe I should help them out if they are into trouble.”
“Any idea where they went off to then? Maybe I should help them out if they are into trouble.”
>>59044
Yes. I hadn't considered Tracy as a combatant at this point, and she can interject herself if she desires, but is otherwise 'concealed' by the surging crowd who are increasingly grouping together by the gates,one by one jumping through to whatever their destination is, away from here. Some of them are holding up their IDs and talking at them in ridiculously dramatic displays.
Yes. I hadn't considered Tracy as a combatant at this point, and she can interject herself if she desires, but is otherwise 'concealed' by the surging crowd who are increasingly grouping together by the gates,one by one jumping through to whatever their destination is, away from here. Some of them are holding up their IDs and talking at them in ridiculously dramatic displays.
*urge to start looting like a nigger intensifies*
Tracy stays back at a very, very safe distance and observes.
Tracy stays back at a very, very safe distance and observes.
>>59046
I guess Trumpaladin can talk as a free action out of sequence:
To the Lady:
"I came to see what was going on. I entered with my girlfriend, but then she ran off and left me and so now I do not have my ID. I was going to ask about a replacement with a representative but there were none. I mean no harm."
I guess Trumpaladin can talk as a free action out of sequence:
To the Lady:
"I came to see what was going on. I entered with my girlfriend, but then she ran off and left me and so now I do not have my ID. I was going to ask about a replacement with a representative but there were none. I mean no harm."
>>59048
Otto von SchnitzelpuskraukengeBcheit Meyer
That German "B" that stans for a "sss" sound
and Frank
Otto von SchnitzelpuskraukengeBcheit Meyer
That German "B" that stans for a "sss" sound
and Frank
"Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine"
Parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine"
>>59049
So then, the Shazbots circle Trump and Infernius. They're not in immediate proximity, but that's okay cuz their breath weapon occurs at range if permitted.
Infernius rolls a 6d20 and Trump rolls a 5d20.
So then, the Shazbots circle Trump and Infernius. They're not in immediate proximity, but that's okay cuz their breath weapon occurs at range if permitted.
Infernius rolls a 6d20 and Trump rolls a 5d20.
>>59049
"Lost your ID? An example will have to be made. Pretty sure I don't recall your image from the admission forms though," she sneers.
"Lost your ID? An example will have to be made. Pretty sure I don't recall your image from the admission forms though," she sneers.
"Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
Without no seams nor needle work
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
Without no seams nor needle work
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
>>59059
Uh... if Trumpaladin has taken little damage, then the following
Fae: Pounce on Shazbot
Trumpaladin: Sunder nozzle on shazbot
Uh... if Trumpaladin has taken little damage, then the following
Fae: Pounce on Shazbot
Trumpaladin: Sunder nozzle on shazbot
>>59062
Oh, good point.
Oh, good point.
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>>59043
"Yeah, they headed off to Sparintenar, a city of one of our (few) allies. Don't worry though, I'm sure they deserve every bit of the trouble they're creating for themselves."
"Yeah, they headed off to Sparintenar, a city of one of our (few) allies. Don't worry though, I'm sure they deserve every bit of the trouble they're creating for themselves."
>>59070
“Well, if you say so. I guess I will look around this place for a little bit and then see what kind of trouble I can get myself into... I just hope I don’t have my ass handed to me again.”
“Well, if you say so. I guess I will look around this place for a little bit and then see what kind of trouble I can get myself into... I just hope I don’t have my ass handed to me again.”
So, what happens next?
And who's identity did Tracy steal this time?
And who's identity did Tracy steal this time?
[3d20 = 44]
Trumpaladin figures that he has misjudged the city of Cardishore. He has misjudged the portals. He misjudged his allies. And he misjudged the present situation. With no purpose, and no options, he orders Fae to jump, and to take to the sky - to fly out of range of the bots, and through the hole in the dome that lets in natural light. He self deports.
As he does so, he leaves a parting gift. A few months ago, he got in an argument with Infernius. Infernius got angry and punched him. But in compensation, he gave Trumpaladin three of the grenades that were taken from Korak's body. With quickdraw and a free action, he draws out these grenades and a lighter. With a standard action, he lights them. And with a move action, he tosses them all to the ground to the shazbots
Trumpaladin figures that he has misjudged the city of Cardishore. He has misjudged the portals. He misjudged his allies. And he misjudged the present situation. With no purpose, and no options, he orders Fae to jump, and to take to the sky - to fly out of range of the bots, and through the hole in the dome that lets in natural light. He self deports.
As he does so, he leaves a parting gift. A few months ago, he got in an argument with Infernius. Infernius got angry and punched him. But in compensation, he gave Trumpaladin three of the grenades that were taken from Korak's body. With quickdraw and a free action, he draws out these grenades and a lighter. With a standard action, he lights them. And with a move action, he tosses them all to the ground to the shazbots
>>59072
"Oh please, that was nothing! The Entertron," she says, leading him toward a large medical facility/area, with all manner of supplies and features, "is this weird fancy gadget that can keep you alive. Basically, if your body is ever destroyed beyond repair, it does some technological shit ant makes you whole again." she putzes with a display and brings up a data screen, which list a bunch of names, including Thez, Torcuil, Trumpaladin, Tracy, etc.
"Basically, it pricks your finger and then if you get blown up it uses your blood as a template to reconstitute your(a?) body."
"Oh please, that was nothing! The Entertron," she says, leading him toward a large medical facility/area, with all manner of supplies and features, "is this weird fancy gadget that can keep you alive. Basically, if your body is ever destroyed beyond repair, it does some technological shit ant makes you whole again." she putzes with a display and brings up a data screen, which list a bunch of names, including Thez, Torcuil, Trumpaladin, Tracy, etc.
"Basically, it pricks your finger and then if you get blown up it uses your blood as a template to reconstitute your(a?) body."
Okay, sorry for the delay. The issue with the breath weapons is that I've been attempting to determine how mounted creatures count as far as sharing area-of effect symptoms. Basically what I'm finding is that due to immediate proximity, both Trump and Fae are subject to all 5 breath weapons. 2 of them hit Trump (so full damage all considered).
>>59080
>deadpan stare
"It takes a blood sample then."
>>59079
No worries
>>59077
Good question, he's being set on fire
>>59080
>deadpan stare
"It takes a blood sample then."
>>59079
No worries
>>59077
Good question, he's being set on fire
>>59081
He bursts out laughing.
“What, im not allowed to joke around with you? Oh well, it is rather impressive... I hope I don’t have to use it anytime soon.”
Thinks about it for a while.
“So, do our enemies know about this?”
He bursts out laughing.
“What, im not allowed to joke around with you? Oh well, it is rather impressive... I hope I don’t have to use it anytime soon.”
Thinks about it for a while.
“So, do our enemies know about this?”
>>59082
"Sorry, again I'm not accustomed to dealing with so many ponies. Some of them do know about this, particularly the Emperor. We're not sure exactly what his game is, but he's from the tower also."
"Sorry, again I'm not accustomed to dealing with so many ponies. Some of them do know about this, particularly the Emperor. We're not sure exactly what his game is, but he's from the tower also."
"Allow me to demonstrate," she says, pulling out a ridiculously ornate mini-scythe (kama) and - with an observable wince - cuts her finger off. She then enters the Entertron and the finger immediately reconstitutes. "I should explain that in addition to reviving you if you get turned into a grease-spot, it also heals any damage you've sustained if you go into it willingly. The only consequence is that when you're healed, you find that,"
Its probably absurd how much I love saying this
You're still hungry.
Its probably absurd how much I love saying this
You're still hungry.
>>59084
“Cool... and slightly disturbing. And I guess it makes sense that you’re still hungry... it would be weird if it constructed food for you based off of your blood.”
“Cool... and slightly disturbing. And I guess it makes sense that you’re still hungry... it would be weird if it constructed food for you based off of your blood.”
>>59086
Well, I was waiting on Infernius' saving throws, but I suppose I can roll them myself. That Bitch is engaged in a heated discussion with someone over her ID, the general gist of it being "A dozen? I want hundreds! Arial and land! The big ones!"
Well, I was waiting on Infernius' saving throws, but I suppose I can roll them myself. That Bitch is engaged in a heated discussion with someone over her ID, the general gist of it being "A dozen? I want hundreds! Arial and land! The big ones!"
>>59089
What did they think was going to happen, going Leeroy Jenkins on one of the wealthiest nation-states in the world?
What did they think was going to happen, going Leeroy Jenkins on one of the wealthiest nation-states in the world?
>2 20's
Shazbot
Shazbot
Tracy continues fiddling with her stolen devices.
It's a communication device, right? Can it tell her anything about the city?
It's a communication device, right? Can it tell her anything about the city?
>>59090
There was literally no other option. He can't use stealth. They will not respond to diplomacy. He does not have sleight of hand to steal IDs. He could not obtain an ID by any means at all. The only option was to kill the robots one by one while they were separated on the perimeter. But apparently they can all move together in a single round. So >>59076 is all that remains to be said
There was literally no other option. He can't use stealth. They will not respond to diplomacy. He does not have sleight of hand to steal IDs. He could not obtain an ID by any means at all. The only option was to kill the robots one by one while they were separated on the perimeter. But apparently they can all move together in a single round. So >>59076 is all that remains to be said
>>59076
How did I miss this post?
Okay. For starters, he could have just kind of gone with the crowd, waiting for an opportunity to present its self. Perhaps one of his allies might have procured an ID that he could move freely with, or perhaps some other form of circumstance could have allowed the avoidance of the spectacle.
As is, Trump attempts to make haste from the scene (prudently so) and flee the city. As he does so, he notices a number of shiny objects begin to tail him as Fae flies toward the open sky above the city.
How did I miss this post?
Okay. For starters, he could have just kind of gone with the crowd, waiting for an opportunity to present its self. Perhaps one of his allies might have procured an ID that he could move freely with, or perhaps some other form of circumstance could have allowed the avoidance of the spectacle.
As is, Trump attempts to make haste from the scene (prudently so) and flee the city. As he does so, he notices a number of shiny objects begin to tail him as Fae flies toward the open sky above the city.
At the same time, Infernius (or rather, Uatchit to her credit) engages some brilliant maneuvers and arial acrobatics, essentially negating any of the incoming breath weapons. To do so, he would have to have either not dismounted entirely, or he would have to have remounted, but considering the alternative is getting set on fire from 4 different directions, I'm assuming he's ok with that.
>>59095
>opportunity
That's what this was. The opportunity.
>ally
The one who ran off?
>flying things
They fly on, through the opening, then down the sides of the dome, then down the road leading to Krenshall and towards his original destination
>opportunity
That's what this was. The opportunity.
>ally
The one who ran off?
>flying things
They fly on, through the opening, then down the sides of the dome, then down the road leading to Krenshall and towards his original destination
>>59094
Tracy was going to offer him an ID that someone "dropped", and then disguise him with her dust.
Tracy was going to offer him an ID that someone "dropped", and then disguise him with her dust.
>>59085
"A decent point, except we also have replicators, which synthesize any food imaginable. I mean, it seems to me that someone could cross-reference the replicator and the entertron, especially since in a manner of speaking the entertron is a "ppl" replicator, but that's way too technical for me," she says waving her hand dismissively.
"A decent point, except we also have replicators, which synthesize any food imaginable. I mean, it seems to me that someone could cross-reference the replicator and the entertron, especially since in a manner of speaking the entertron is a "ppl" replicator, but that's way too technical for me," she says waving her hand dismissively.
Tracy move's away to the garden area that the party passed by earlier, in stealth, and buries one of her stolen ID cards there.
>>59099
“Now a food replicator is something I got to see sometime. Real quick, how do you activate this thing to take a blood sample?”
“Now a food replicator is something I got to see sometime. Real quick, how do you activate this thing to take a blood sample?”
>>59101
She had to be discreet to steal shit. She literally just murdered Alfonso in front of a crowd to keep her cover.
>ran off
Tracy can't do shit to firebreathing robots. It's more productive to stay at a distance and do what she can with her own skills.
She had to be discreet to steal shit. She literally just murdered Alfonso in front of a crowd to keep her cover.
>ran off
Tracy can't do shit to firebreathing robots. It's more productive to stay at a distance and do what she can with her own skills.
>>59107
And with a slight prick on his hoof, Stix probably won't die. I mean he might still, there's plenty of ways to die that supersede the Entertron, but its better than nothing!
And with a slight prick on his hoof, Stix probably won't die. I mean he might still, there's plenty of ways to die that supersede the Entertron, but its better than nothing!
>>59109
He was attacked by a robot and she fled, then he went to get Fae and Tracy wondered off... Hasn't been seen or heard from since... Suffice it to say he's changing his relationship status on Facebook
He was attacked by a robot and she fled, then he went to get Fae and Tracy wondered off... Hasn't been seen or heard from since... Suffice it to say he's changing his relationship status on Facebook
I put dust on Brad and changed Tracy's disguise several times so that they'd have the option to re-enter lawfully if things went sour. I didn't account for Fae or Infernius though...
>>59108
O_o
“Now with that taken care of, I suppose I will start wandering around this place and see what a pony has to do around here to earn a coin. I spent the last of what I had on a string for this darn bow I can’t seem to use right.”
O_o
“Now with that taken care of, I suppose I will start wandering around this place and see what a pony has to do around here to earn a coin. I spent the last of what I had on a string for this darn bow I can’t seem to use right.”
>>59114
At least I'm not as bad as Torc.
Tracy looks towards the flying figures figures as she contemplates her next step.
How many flying bots are there?
At least I'm not as bad as Torc.
Tracy looks towards the flying figures figures as she contemplates her next step.
How many flying bots are there?
>>59116
I don't ask for shit except maybe a level or two in bard...
Though I have no defense on forgetting shit...
I don't ask for shit except maybe a level or two in bard...
Though I have no defense on forgetting shit...
Tracy's options
1. Issue some sort of stay to Trumpaladin, sleight of hand an ID into Infernius of he doesn't fly off, meet up with Trumpaladin and give him an ID, then proceed as a team deeper in. Sneak attack robots if necessary with chain, or possibly ask Trumpaladin to ca her
2. Just go deeper in alone
3. Leave Cardishore
4. Some combination of the above
1. Issue some sort of stay to Trumpaladin, sleight of hand an ID into Infernius of he doesn't fly off, meet up with Trumpaladin and give him an ID, then proceed as a team deeper in. Sneak attack robots if necessary with chain, or possibly ask Trumpaladin to ca her
2. Just go deeper in alone
3. Leave Cardishore
4. Some combination of the above
>>59118
Things to consider
1. You cannot Sneak attack robots.
2. To give a card to Infernius, she'd have to walk up to him and hand it to him, putting herself in danger
3. Before she does anything else, she has to consider what's about to happen to her husband.
Things to consider
1. You cannot Sneak attack robots.
2. To give a card to Infernius, she'd have to walk up to him and hand it to him, putting herself in danger
3. Before she does anything else, she has to consider what's about to happen to her husband.
>>59119
Tracy waits for further intentions from Brad, not sure if she should (attempt to) fly after him.
Tracy waits for further intentions from Brad, not sure if she should (attempt to) fly after him.
Are there any more bots in sight?
>>59121
>Fly after him
and expose herself to the robots?
If she wants to meet up, he can run away from the bots and meet her at the hole, then he sneaks back in the dome and they both go in
>Infernius
At least he can fly fast
>Fly after him
and expose herself to the robots?
If she wants to meet up, he can run away from the bots and meet her at the hole, then he sneaks back in the dome and they both go in
>Infernius
At least he can fly fast
Yeah.. I really dropped the ball on communication this session.. sorry..
>>59123
>Expose self
She'd just fly while ethereal. It was only a suggestion.
Also, are you sure you can out-fly those bots?
*Waits for dialogue*
>Expose self
She'd just fly while ethereal. It was only a suggestion.
Also, are you sure you can out-fly those bots?
*Waits for dialogue*
>sneaks back in
Is he bringing Fae this time? Tracy never disguised her
Is he bringing Fae this time? Tracy never disguised her
Apologies, I had business related
>>59115
>coin
"Oh, you needn't worry about that. I mean, we're not to the level of a kingdom, but we have finances on lock."
>>59120
Sorry, I forgot where he left off at, other than Snek wanting to eats and getting the cannon re-fit. I recall he mentioned the Stray Cat to the gnomes, so it would make sense that they would be retrieving the necessary schematics.
>>59115
>coin
"Oh, you needn't worry about that. I mean, we're not to the level of a kingdom, but we have finances on lock."
>>59120
Sorry, I forgot where he left off at, other than Snek wanting to eats and getting the cannon re-fit. I recall he mentioned the Stray Cat to the gnomes, so it would make sense that they would be retrieving the necessary schematics.
>>59129
“I’m not sure I understand. By this you mean you are willing to lend me some money to purchase gear?”
“I’m not sure I understand. By this you mean you are willing to lend me some money to purchase gear?”
>>59130
>"I am running on top of the dome with Fae. But unless you have IDs I do not know how will would proceed"
>"I am running on top of the dome with Fae. But unless you have IDs I do not know how will would proceed"
>tfw you realize that the shitty coffee you were given earlier was actually decaf and ur passing out
I don't even like coffee..
I don't even like coffee..
>>59131
"In a manner of speaking. We've lots of resources, means, and accounts for procuring mundane-to-fine items, and refined items are certainly negotiable. For example, we (and by that she means the port) are responsible for the most thriving jewelry trade this world has ever seen! So to say, if you need equipment or provisions, it can probably be supplied gratis."
>>59134
"Huh,you'restillhere.Iwould'vethoughtyou'dhavegottentiredofitall.IwasabletolocatealltheessentialdocumentationsurroundingtheStrayCat,includingthecannonschematics.Ithinkwecanhaveaserviceablereplacementinnomorethanaweek,dependingoncraftingrolls," that older gnome casually vomits in Torcuils direction (referring to their speech method, not literally)
>>59138
She did? That's news to me,... no surprise there nobully
"In a manner of speaking. We've lots of resources, means, and accounts for procuring mundane-to-fine items, and refined items are certainly negotiable. For example, we (and by that she means the port) are responsible for the most thriving jewelry trade this world has ever seen! So to say, if you need equipment or provisions, it can probably be supplied gratis."
>>59134
"Huh,you'restillhere.Iwould'vethoughtyou'dhavegottentiredofitall.IwasabletolocatealltheessentialdocumentationsurroundingtheStrayCat,includingthecannonschematics.Ithinkwecanhaveaserviceablereplacementinnomorethanaweek,dependingoncraftingrolls," that older gnome casually vomits in Torcuils direction (referring to their speech method, not literally)
>>59138
She did? That's news to me,... no surprise there nobully
>>59140
>(referring to their speech method, not literally)
Gladly noted
"Thankyou"
Torc pulls out some gold he keeps for moments like this
"Here'smydownpayment"
>"Steak time?"
>(referring to their speech method, not literally)
Gladly noted
"Thankyou"
Torc pulls out some gold he keeps for moments like this
"Here'smydownpayment"
>"Steak time?"
>>59140
“Doesn’t feel right to get things for free, but I suppose I will earn my keep with the gear. I will take a look at the shops then. Thanks for you help, Thez.”
“Doesn’t feel right to get things for free, but I suppose I will earn my keep with the gear. I will take a look at the shops then. Thanks for you help, Thez.”
>>59142
Careful myah, Snek may find himself some food, but the party might also wind up with another tag-along,...
Careful myah, Snek may find himself some food, but the party might also wind up with another tag-along,...
>>59145
"I can appreciate your reticence, but consider it a dynamic where certain members of the party are strategically minded, while others are borderline jews when it comes to money (and even a legit jew). The result is that there's always more available than is needed, excepting when we get robbed by elveniggers.
"Hey!" says a voice in the distance.
"I can appreciate your reticence, but consider it a dynamic where certain members of the party are strategically minded, while others are borderline jews when it comes to money (and even a legit jew). The result is that there's always more available than is needed, excepting when we get robbed by elveniggers.
"Hey!" says a voice in the distance.
>>59146
>tag-along
Uh...
Sure, I totally understand what you mean
"Listen, we gotta pick up the cannon in a week," Torc begins to leave saying his goodbye to the gnomes. "Until then I would like to keep good relations with these guys."
>"What are you saying?"
"You've been seen with me. Next time we'll enter the city separately and you can have a disguise."
>"Fine, I guess that makes sense"
"Good. Now, Back to the tower. The others should be back by now."
>tag-along
Uh...
Sure, I totally understand what you mean
"Listen, we gotta pick up the cannon in a week," Torc begins to leave saying his goodbye to the gnomes. "Until then I would like to keep good relations with these guys."
>"What are you saying?"
"You've been seen with me. Next time we'll enter the city separately and you can have a disguise."
>"Fine, I guess that makes sense"
"Good. Now, Back to the tower. The others should be back by now."
>>59153
He flies out through the open roof, and has land and run as soon as she is outside, to meet Tracy at the hole
He flies out through the open roof, and has land and run as soon as she is outside, to meet Tracy at the hole
>>59154
"Well, he was part of the group of elvenniggers who robbed us,... twice, but was caught because he was too cocky. Then he got tortured and mutilated, and then almost killed everyone (yes, while tortured and mutilated) and then his head got put into a bucket, and then into a metal body-cast, and then we starved him. Then he decided to plau along," she smiles, as though detailing the process of obtaining groceries.
"Well, he was part of the group of elvenniggers who robbed us,... twice, but was caught because he was too cocky. Then he got tortured and mutilated, and then almost killed everyone (yes, while tortured and mutilated) and then his head got put into a bucket, and then into a metal body-cast, and then we starved him. Then he decided to plau along," she smiles, as though detailing the process of obtaining groceries.
>>59161
I'd forgotten the Susan bit
>>59159
"Doubtful. I mean you may not know/appreciate it, but someone thought you were an apt addition, else you wouldn't be here. No one winds up "here" unless someone/thing nominates (in a manner of speaking) them. What that means is anyone's guess, but if you're here, its cuz something powerful enough decided to put you here. Though, come to think of it, we are rather avant garde as far as our methods are concerned.
I'd forgotten the Susan bit
>>59159
"Doubtful. I mean you may not know/appreciate it, but someone thought you were an apt addition, else you wouldn't be here. No one winds up "here" unless someone/thing nominates (in a manner of speaking) them. What that means is anyone's guess, but if you're here, its cuz something powerful enough decided to put you here. Though, come to think of it, we are rather avant garde as far as our methods are concerned.
>>59162
“Well, I wish I can remember what makes me worth being here... all I seem to recall from back home is my father’s disappointment and my death”
“Well, I wish I can remember what makes me worth being here... all I seem to recall from back home is my father’s disappointment and my death”
>>59162
>I remembered something GM didn't
That's surprising
Anyway, Torc and Snek ride the airship back to the Tower with generous amounts of sea shanties and threatening to throw each other overboard
>I remembered something GM didn't
That's surprising
Anyway, Torc and Snek ride the airship back to the Tower with generous amounts of sea shanties and threatening to throw each other overboard
>>59166
She just wants to see what happens.
If they're outside, they won't be able to re-enter so easily.
She just wants to see what happens.
If they're outside, they won't be able to re-enter so easily.
>>59167
They won't be able to fit through a hole of one exists, so he can go through and change disguise.
They won't be able to fit through a hole of one exists, so he can go through and change disguise.
>>59163
"Well, we're not the ones who determine worth. In some cases - darkie for example - characters were brought here so that they could continue to suffer. In other cases, characters were brought because some entity found them delightful. There are other examples, but the simplicity of it all is that there are no end of reasons why one finds themselves here, and often times it is to fulfill a purpose that is outside of what the individual may previously have assumed."
>>59165
The bots form a perimeter ring around the top of the wall, maintaining constant visual with at least 3 others, and collectively maintaining 360x360 surveilance.
Including the spot with the hole in the wall
"Well, we're not the ones who determine worth. In some cases - darkie for example - characters were brought here so that they could continue to suffer. In other cases, characters were brought because some entity found them delightful. There are other examples, but the simplicity of it all is that there are no end of reasons why one finds themselves here, and often times it is to fulfill a purpose that is outside of what the individual may previously have assumed."
>>59165
The bots form a perimeter ring around the top of the wall, maintaining constant visual with at least 3 others, and collectively maintaining 360x360 surveilance.
Including the spot with the hole in the wall
>>59169
“I guess that makes sense. From my memory, I committed suicide. So I guess this is my second chance of sorts.”
“I guess that makes sense. From my memory, I committed suicide. So I guess this is my second chance of sorts.”
>>59169
>Including the spot with the hole in the wall
Fug.
>'Looks like they're onto us. Slipping out, let alone back in won't be easy...'
>Including the spot with the hole in the wall
Fug.
>'Looks like they're onto us. Slipping out, let alone back in won't be easy...'
"I wonder if Death would mind dinner when I get back."
>"I'm still trying to figure out how you actually got her to date you."
"Fucking mystery to me mate."
>>59175
>inb4 Infernius becomes an inferno
>"I'm still trying to figure out how you actually got her to date you."
"Fucking mystery to me mate."
>>59175
>inb4 Infernius becomes an inferno
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>>59174
I figure I may as well share the death story I had for Tracy, since I've never published it anywhere and I may as well share it some time.
Brad Sentry had been elected to the US Senate,
and was proceeding on a Bill that would have exposed lines of funding. He walked towards the Congress building with a group of senators of his party and the US president, as well as his then wife. As he walked, Tracy jumped from bushes and towards him with a knife, having apparently evaded the secret service for that long. As she did so, she had to jump an enormouse number of feet to close the distance (she was far away but a hell of a lot further than you'd think she could get), and in that time was shot two dozen times from two mp5 sub-machine guns from secret service agents.
She crawled some feet, and with her final heart beat, looked to Brad. The secret service agents had by this time forced everyone down in low, prone positions in place. Brad realized that she had gotten to far to spring all of a sudden... something must have forced her to act so early. He noticed from the trail of blood that she was not actually heading for him, or his wife. He looked towards where her path was taking her, and saw that the man next to him had a gun aimed at him. Quickly, he disarmed the man. A fellow senator of Brad's party at this point said fuck it, pulled his own gun, and shot Brad, killing him
I figure I may as well share the death story I had for Tracy, since I've never published it anywhere and I may as well share it some time.
Brad Sentry had been elected to the US Senate,
and was proceeding on a Bill that would have exposed lines of funding. He walked towards the Congress building with a group of senators of his party and the US president, as well as his then wife. As he walked, Tracy jumped from bushes and towards him with a knife, having apparently evaded the secret service for that long. As she did so, she had to jump an enormouse number of feet to close the distance (she was far away but a hell of a lot further than you'd think she could get), and in that time was shot two dozen times from two mp5 sub-machine guns from secret service agents.
She crawled some feet, and with her final heart beat, looked to Brad. The secret service agents had by this time forced everyone down in low, prone positions in place. Brad realized that she had gotten to far to spring all of a sudden... something must have forced her to act so early. He noticed from the trail of blood that she was not actually heading for him, or his wife. He looked towards where her path was taking her, and saw that the man next to him had a gun aimed at him. Quickly, he disarmed the man. A fellow senator of Brad's party at this point said fuck it, pulled his own gun, and shot Brad, killing him
>>59182
>"If only we had IDs it would be easy enough to escape them. Maybe if I can get in line later I can get in next time..."
>"If only we had IDs it would be easy enough to escape them. Maybe if I can get in line later I can get in next time..."
>>59186
I look forward to your return
>"Yes but WHY where there fifteen men on the chest with a bottle of rum?"
"I don't know, it's just a song"
I look forward to your return
>"Yes but WHY where there fifteen men on the chest with a bottle of rum?"
"I don't know, it's just a song"
>>59185
>'That dust will last about another hour. After that, you could re-enter legally. Get as far away as possible in the mean time.'
>'That dust will last about another hour. After that, you could re-enter legally. Get as far away as possible in the mean time.'
I think I might make Bridget my main Disguise (like Thez's hippie guy). She's grown on me.
>>59192
Idk how else to spin it, so she'll be blunt:
>'I murdered a guy for his card. I swiped a couple others too; their owners are probably dead'
Idk how else to spin it, so she'll be blunt:
>'I murdered a guy for his card. I swiped a couple others too; their owners are probably dead'
>>59194
Tbqh desu senpai, that was actually why I didn't use the link. I figured Paladins plausibly couldn't accept stolen things, or those pilfered through murder.
But he'll forgive her because she's cute, right?
Tbqh desu senpai, that was actually why I didn't use the link. I figured Paladins plausibly couldn't accept stolen things, or those pilfered through murder.
But he'll forgive her because she's cute, right?
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This should summon Infernius' faggot
Hopefully
Hopefully
>>59186
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiins!"
On Fae he runs straight for the hole
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiins!"
On Fae he runs straight for the hole
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Shit, I guess I outta edit some moar then..
That Bitch never made her turn on that initiative.
Did she do anything besides yell on her phone?
Did she do anything besides yell on her phone?
Tracy moves back to monitor Infernius's situation.
>>59197
Mr. Gorplemonger is quite alive, see here he's adopted this lovely mantis outfit cuz reasons
>>59207
She's the reason there's a grip of arial bots in pursuit, as well as a variety of other bots that haven't gotten introduced yet cuz>flee
It would (and still may, waiting on Infernius) be a slaughter.
Mr. Gorplemonger is quite alive, see here he's adopted this lovely mantis outfit cuz reasons
>>59207
She's the reason there's a grip of arial bots in pursuit, as well as a variety of other bots that haven't gotten introduced yet cuz>flee
It would (and still may, waiting on Infernius) be a slaughter.
>>59187
Thez <whooof> vanishes into a swirling tuft of smoke. A few moments later (less than a minute) she reappears with an ornate flask full of a clear liquid. She looks at Stix for a moment, shakes her head and sits down in one of the available chairs.
They're a the tower now yes? Torcuil would be arriving imminently.
Thez <whooof> vanishes into a swirling tuft of smoke. A few moments later (less than a minute) she reappears with an ornate flask full of a clear liquid. She looks at Stix for a moment, shakes her head and sits down in one of the available chairs.
They're a the tower now yes? Torcuil would be arriving imminently.
>>59210
Can Tracy make out what level of access Gorplemonger had with his card? He acted like he was important.
Can Tracy make out what level of access Gorplemonger had with his card? He acted like he was important.
>>59212
Everyone around here acts important. Assuming that Tracy ventured near one of the gates, she would find that the ID lights up with several options including:
Home, Shopping, and Social.
Everyone around here acts important. Assuming that Tracy ventured near one of the gates, she would find that the ID lights up with several options including:
Home, Shopping, and Social.
>>59215
Isn't Tracy involved in a plot to get an ID to Trump, Infernius, and Fae? I'm not saying "don't", but seriously, she's not that ADD is she?
Isn't Tracy involved in a plot to get an ID to Trump, Infernius, and Fae? I'm not saying "don't", but seriously, she's not that ADD is she?
>>59218
>'I don't know if they follow me, but at least they won't flame me while I have the card...
>'Thing is, if they see me going through the hole, they'll know what's up.'
>'I don't know if they follow me, but at least they won't flame me while I have the card...
>'Thing is, if they see me going through the hole, they'll know what's up.'
>>59214
"The green stuff gives me heartburn," she says. "Plus, I've so many inhibitions that I can't speak candidly without booze. Something to work on I suppose, but for now it works."
"The green stuff gives me heartburn," she says. "Plus, I've so many inhibitions that I can't speak candidly without booze. Something to work on I suppose, but for now it works."
>>59225
Considering the fetus jacked a regen stone from the principle, I'm weighing that it'll be fine
Considering the fetus jacked a regen stone from the principle, I'm weighing that it'll be fine
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>>59224
“I don’t remember too much... think you can help me out and ask me questions? That may jog my memory on some details.”
“I don’t remember too much... think you can help me out and ask me questions? That may jog my memory on some details.”
>>59238
Those aren't his only options, those are just the only options he's entertaining, right now, that justify immediate involvement/participation Xp
Those aren't his only options, those are just the only options he's entertaining, right now, that justify immediate involvement/participation Xp
>>59239
>"Once I am through the hole that will lose the flying ones and the ones outside. Then we get cards and change disguises, then hide in a house and wait for infernius... then we go through the gates
>"Once I am through the hole that will lose the flying ones and the ones outside. Then we get cards and change disguises, then hide in a house and wait for infernius... then we go through the gates
>>59240
If he waits an hour Tracy will be gone and the window will have passed.
I guess Infernius is a pretty good distraction, but again, tracy will be gone by that time
If he waits an hour Tracy will be gone and the window will have passed.
I guess Infernius is a pretty good distraction, but again, tracy will be gone by that time
>>59241
>'How do we meet once we're through? I don't want to blow my cover..'
Tracy disguises herself as a janitor, getting ready to feign sweeping up Infernius's ashen remains, should he be incinerated.
>'How do we meet once we're through? I don't want to blow my cover..'
Tracy disguises herself as a janitor, getting ready to feign sweeping up Infernius's ashen remains, should he be incinerated.
>>59243
>"Hand me a card. Or if you're that scared, just leave two cards at the hole and I'll run through myself. I'll take my chances. But I think you're ascribing a level of intelligence to these machines that they simply don't have"
>"Hand me a card. Or if you're that scared, just leave two cards at the hole and I'll run through myself. I'll take my chances. But I think you're ascribing a level of intelligence to these machines that they simply don't have"
>>59248
>'You'll need to make sure your disguise matches your ID one we go through the gates. Not sure how well I can dress up Fae though..'
Tracy walks in that direction
>'You'll need to make sure your disguise matches your ID one we go through the gates. Not sure how well I can dress up Fae though..'
Tracy walks in that direction
>>59251
The dust is only +10 disguise btw.
I was going to use it as a fallback, so that the party would have the option to re-enter lawfully as their own selves if they got caught.
It'll still work on her, but she might be recognized. It won't be easy to dress her up as her card ID though.
The dust is only +10 disguise btw.
I was going to use it as a fallback, so that the party would have the option to re-enter lawfully as their own selves if they got caught.
It'll still work on her, but she might be recognized. It won't be easy to dress her up as her card ID though.
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>>59257
I meant like her Dust of Illusion, only for bluff, but yes. It'd be great to upgrade her Mustache-and-glasses.
I meant like her Dust of Illusion, only for bluff, but yes. It'd be great to upgrade her Mustache-and-glasses.
>>59258
Too bad sorcerers don't get Glibness
>"Sir! Your gold is cursed! You need to give it to us so that it won't kill you."
>Rolls 1d20+54
Too bad sorcerers don't get Glibness
>"Sir! Your gold is cursed! You need to give it to us so that it won't kill you."
>Rolls 1d20+54
Um.... Trumpaladin goes through the wall
>>59260
>tfw game mechanics have NPCs as complete knobs
"Oi, I've got this small square peg that fits loosely in this big round hole, but I don't know what to do with this big round peg. Also, there's a small square hole I can plug with my finger"
>tfw game mechanics have NPCs as complete knobs
"Oi, I've got this small square peg that fits loosely in this big round hole, but I don't know what to do with this big round peg. Also, there's a small square hole I can plug with my finger"
>>59275
Would you mind linking me this spell list?
Because Theurges build upon character's spellcasting in both arcane and divine determined by their class, and Torc can't cast divine spells
Would you mind linking me this spell list?
Because Theurges build upon character's spellcasting in both arcane and divine determined by their class, and Torc can't cast divine spells
>>59272
Awww
How do you know that?
Okay well I'll wrap up his situation then.
When we last left Infernius, he was being set on fire. He got some really nice dice rolls, and some really crappy ones.
>>59276
It seems you're right.
>>59277
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Spells
Tracy is right, he only gets 1st level divine spells at this point. Its a pity too, cuz I misinterpreted the data (I thought that being a theurge allowed the caster to use their caster level to determine the arcane/divine spells they could cast)
>>59279
Also this
Awww
How do you know that?
Okay well I'll wrap up his situation then.
When we last left Infernius, he was being set on fire. He got some really nice dice rolls, and some really crappy ones.
>>59276
It seems you're right.
>>59277
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Spells
Tracy is right, he only gets 1st level divine spells at this point. Its a pity too, cuz I misinterpreted the data (I thought that being a theurge allowed the caster to use their caster level to determine the arcane/divine spells they could cast)
>>59279
Also this
>>59285
Not to be contentious - and I will accommodate to an appropriate degree - but wasn't the meme magician thing your idea? e_e
Not to be contentious - and I will accommodate to an appropriate degree - but wasn't the meme magician thing your idea? e_e
By "your" I mean Torcuil's
Turns out Torc qualifies for absolutely 0 prestige classes.
>>59292
So does this mean Torc casts as a second level cleric?
>>59292
So does this mean Torc casts as a second level cleric?
>>59293
You could be a archmage, if you take any metamagic feat, or an edritch knight if you learned martial weapon profficiency.
You could be a archmage, if you take any metamagic feat, or an edritch knight if you learned martial weapon profficiency.
>>59293
Negotiably, yes. Tbh, I had thought theurge was a haxx for equal cleric spells, but I had been operating in err
Oh wait, I almost forgot I'm GM
>pouf Torcuil's Theurge level(s?) are exchanged for meme magican levels
Negotiably, yes. Tbh, I had thought theurge was a haxx for equal cleric spells, but I had been operating in err
Oh wait, I almost forgot I'm GM
>pouf Torcuil's Theurge level(s?) are exchanged for meme magican levels
Basically here's the thing. I had envisioned, intended, and resolved that the skinniest-assed MF'er (Torcuil) was gonna get spell hax. Since I determined long ago that many divine spells should be arcane equally/also, and vice versa, and THEN stumbled across Theurge, I figured this was a neat and easy resolution. Unfortunately, I was wrong. So, in the same vein of TRUMP GOOD, now there's Meme Magican (sp intentional) as a class
>>59300
While we're handing out gibs can I have Divine Might for Trumpaladin? Maybe Sacred Shield? The "rebalanced paladin" includes two bonus feats including those from the Divine Champion
While we're handing out gibs can I have Divine Might for Trumpaladin? Maybe Sacred Shield? The "rebalanced paladin" includes two bonus feats including those from the Divine Champion
>>59300
I'd rather Torc just be a sorcerer.
I mean, I have a spell list and shit for a lvl 17 sorcerer And I wasn't really enjoying meme maging as much as I thought I would...
I'd rather Torc just be a sorcerer.
I mean, I have a spell list and shit for a lvl 17 sorcerer And I wasn't really enjoying meme maging as much as I thought I would...
>>59307
Not disappoint, just,... disappoint Xp
Seriously, I had hoped that giving Torc clerical spells (again, cuz lots of specific spells - Airwalk for example - should be cross-class spells) would be of benefit
Not disappoint, just,... disappoint Xp
Seriously, I had hoped that giving Torc clerical spells (again, cuz lots of specific spells - Airwalk for example - should be cross-class spells) would be of benefit
>>59302
Yeah, you should've taken Divine Might a while ago..
I only never bothered with it because Tracy's Char is so low.
>Sacred Shield
What's that?
Is there a profane equivalent?
Yeah, you should've taken Divine Might a while ago..
I only never bothered with it because Tracy's Char is so low.
>Sacred Shield
What's that?
Is there a profane equivalent?
>>59311
Say what you will, but that "Oh lawd Jesus" post was one of the finest moment of game desu. Still we can re-work it if it is preferrable
Say what you will, but that "Oh lawd Jesus" post was one of the finest moment of game desu. Still we can re-work it if it is preferrable
>>59313
Oh, like I know off hand, I don't even remember the context. You do realize we account for about 57k of the 59k posts on this board?
Oh, like I know off hand, I don't even remember the context. You do realize we account for about 57k of the 59k posts on this board?
Stix feels around his cloak for his dagger and remembers it was thrown in battle with Thez.
>>59317
Its still stuck in the support-beams of the port walls. Don't worry tho, mundane daggers are a dime a dozen and easily replaceable (ask Tracy Xp)
Its still stuck in the support-beams of the port walls. Don't worry tho, mundane daggers are a dime a dozen and easily replaceable (ask Tracy Xp)
>>59323
>Stix Dagger's are special
Tracy lost all of her weapons, including her "dark" and "edgy" knives when she handed them over to the security at Cardishore five months ago
>Stix Dagger's are special
Tracy lost all of her weapons, including her "dark" and "edgy" knives when she handed them over to the security at Cardishore five months ago
>>59326
It is.
I noticed that feats are introduced by sourcebooks, but the feats that were considered to be balanced made it into the 3.5 SRD.
Divine Might is worth training for.
It is.
I noticed that feats are introduced by sourcebooks, but the feats that were considered to be balanced made it into the 3.5 SRD.
Divine Might is worth training for.
It looks like Infernius's faggot won't be returning tonight, so I'll be in bed soon.
>>59329
"Just wait for me, girls..." Tracy says under her breath
In my defense, I didn't expect to get teleported in the middle of security.
"Just wait for me, girls..." Tracy says under her breath
In my defense, I didn't expect to get teleported in the middle of security.
>>59331
“Myself? That’s the funny thing. I remember right before I did it thinking that it must be done. Like I was doing everyone a favor by doing it. I partially wish I didnt, but I don’t know if it was avoidable.”
“Myself? That’s the funny thing. I remember right before I did it thinking that it must be done. Like I was doing everyone a favor by doing it. I partially wish I didnt, but I don’t know if it was avoidable.”
Welp, found an old post of mine that will always be relevant >>6560 →
In the meantime, I'm hoping Torc and Snek arrive before they kill eachother
In the meantime, I'm hoping Torc and Snek arrive before they kill eachother
>>59335
I’m hoping they arrive so Stix can properly meet them. Torc only got a couple of phrases out before Stix when after Tracy... and left him.
I’m hoping they arrive so Stix can properly meet them. Torc only got a couple of phrases out before Stix when after Tracy... and left him.
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Alright. Where we last left off, Infernius was getting set on fire. I rolled a 6d20 for his saves, but I'll allow his player to make the roll, and weigh the results against my rolls.
>>59350
shhhh
shhhh
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*reads ID cards*
Can I get a quick rundown on what would've happened since Infernius's faggot returned? Tracy's next course of action will depend on what happened to Infernius.
>>59362
I should've communicated my plans.. I hadn't expected Infernius or Fae to be seen ahead of time..
I should've communicated my plans.. I hadn't expected Infernius or Fae to be seen ahead of time..
*reaches out with mind looking for knives*
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"Are you going to Scarborough fair....
parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme....
Re-member me, to one who lives there
She, once was, a true love of mine..."
parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme....
Re-member me, to one who lives there
She, once was, a true love of mine..."
>>59369
My favorite part of the song is:
Tell her to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
My favorite part of the song is:
Tell her to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
>>59370
"Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
"Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
>>59371
I am looking up the lyrics, but I can’t find this one part I swear I remember where the woman, knowing it is impossible, trys the things in the song anyway, and regains the love of the singer... maybe someone made that part up for a happy ending to the tune?
I am looking up the lyrics, but I can’t find this one part I swear I remember where the woman, knowing it is impossible, trys the things in the song anyway, and regains the love of the singer... maybe someone made that part up for a happy ending to the tune?
>>59375
I'm planning for it. I'm headed out for some errands with Lenos' fgt for the next few hours, but ~5p (pst) I'll be here for the duration. Apologies for last night, I got way drunk waiting for INfernius to return (nobully), but there's several reasons I didn't advance the story cuz there's elements that the party in general and Infernius in particular are unaware of.
I'm planning for it. I'm headed out for some errands with Lenos' fgt for the next few hours, but ~5p (pst) I'll be here for the duration. Apologies for last night, I got way drunk waiting for INfernius to return (nobully), but there's several reasons I didn't advance the story cuz there's elements that the party in general and Infernius in particular are unaware of.
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>is back
[14d8 = 74]
Alright. When we last left off, Infernius got hit by 2 breath weapons, but he also got 20s for 2 of 'em, so I'll call that 1/2 damage.
Alright. When we last left off, Infernius got hit by 2 breath weapons, but he also got 20s for 2 of 'em, so I'll call that 1/2 damage.
>>59402
Why yes it was
Whoops, Fae actually goes before That Bitch, and being as though she's in charge of transit, that is the moment that she breaks away into the air, with Trump atop. Trump will still be able to grenade them, but he goes last cuz >1 initiative
Why yes it was
Whoops, Fae actually goes before That Bitch, and being as though she's in charge of transit, that is the moment that she breaks away into the air, with Trump atop. Trump will still be able to grenade them, but he goes last cuz >1 initiative
>>59407
I can't do that on mobile. I can't read spoilered text either. I used to view the post with the edit feature but I can't do that anymore
I can't do that on mobile. I can't read spoilered text either. I used to view the post with the edit feature but I can't do that anymore
>>59408
fair point. I don't recall the saving throw desu, I never bothered to write it down, and its a custom creature (mine) so I wanna say it was 22, but I was pretty wasted so idk
fair point. I don't recall the saving throw desu, I never bothered to write it down, and its a custom creature (mine) so I wanna say it was 22, but I was pretty wasted so idk
>>59410
I prefer to keep it ambiguous anyway, since the characters have no way of knowing meta numbers.
I prefer to keep it ambiguous anyway, since the characters have no way of knowing meta numbers.
How could you even dodge flames coming at you from every direction?
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If Trump isn't losing half of his health in a round...
Fae: Pounce bot
Fae: Pounce bot
>>59431
Why not do something productive like use the 60 foot chain and improved sunder to destroy the nozzles on the bots?
Why not do something productive like use the 60 foot chain and improved sunder to destroy the nozzles on the bots?
>>59432
Kek
Snek slams open the door
>"Terrible trip, wouldn't do again"
"Good, Next time I won't bring you. Hey Thez, hey Stix"
Kek
Snek slams open the door
>"Terrible trip, wouldn't do again"
"Good, Next time I won't bring you. Hey Thez, hey Stix"
>>59435
"Getting a new cannon while this fucker" Torc kicks Snek "wanted to eat the gnomes selling it to me"
"Getting a new cannon while this fucker" Torc kicks Snek "wanted to eat the gnomes selling it to me"
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[1d20+31 = 40]
Sunder the nozzle of the shazbot Fae has placed Trumpaladin near
Sunder the nozzle of the shazbot Fae has placed Trumpaladin near
>>59439
"Well Solvania sent me some plans about a exploding trebuchet shot or something, so.I was thinking about checking that out.
Have you met Slovania yet?"
"Well Solvania sent me some plans about a exploding trebuchet shot or something, so.I was thinking about checking that out.
Have you met Slovania yet?"
>>59437
"That's silly. Find an obscure gnome tha't's into knitting or something for that, never one you'll need."
"That's silly. Find an obscure gnome tha't's into knitting or something for that, never one you'll need."
>>59440
“Oh yeah. I saw that trebuchet thing when I met her. I got to try building one of those things sometime.”
“Oh yeah. I saw that trebuchet thing when I met her. I got to try building one of those things sometime.”
>>59446
“Well... a bit of a story on my part. I suppose I can give you the fast version if you want.”
“Well... a bit of a story on my part. I suppose I can give you the fast version if you want.”
[1d20+23 = 29]
Rolling to steal another identity.
Forgot to add synergy last couple times.
Rolling to steal another identity.
Forgot to add synergy last couple times.
>>59450
“Let’s see... I found a ton of evil creatures in a tree. Tracy was bit by a rock. I found a talking squirrel in a grove. I got a big acorn. And I met Thez here... but not before I thought she was attacking the port.”
“Let’s see... I found a ton of evil creatures in a tree. Tracy was bit by a rock. I found a talking squirrel in a grove. I got a big acorn. And I met Thez here... but not before I thought she was attacking the port.”
>>59455
It’s always one more..
Your never satisfied!
https://youtu.be/OxHAN6JIkNo
>>59456
“Not as interesting as gnomes I bet.... what are gnomes by the way?”
>>59457
“Hey! It is a perfectly normal fear out of all the things most are afraid of irrationally.”
It’s always one more..
Your never satisfied!
https://youtu.be/OxHAN6JIkNo
>>59456
“Not as interesting as gnomes I bet.... what are gnomes by the way?”
>>59457
“Hey! It is a perfectly normal fear out of all the things most are afraid of irrationally.”
>>59458
"Its not a criticism, I just figure that since he's the magic guy he should know. By the way, doesn't I'nis' sword catch fire sometimes? Probably better mention to him too,... still haven't figured out what to do about Lenos yet tho." she says holding her chin.
"Its not a criticism, I just figure that since he's the magic guy he should know. By the way, doesn't I'nis' sword catch fire sometimes? Probably better mention to him too,... still haven't figured out what to do about Lenos yet tho." she says holding her chin.
"In fact, if you let snek eat one and then turn him into a staff, all you'd have to do is set off an explosion and say that the gnome exploded."
>>59462
None, but since Trump isn't escaping the arial bots she's calling in are proceeding in through the roof.
None, but since Trump isn't escaping the arial bots she's calling in are proceeding in through the roof.
>>59460
“Huh... so, I remember you have this... meme magic. Think a pony like me could learn something like that?”
“Huh... so, I remember you have this... meme magic. Think a pony like me could learn something like that?”
"And incidentally, is Snek on file in the Entertron? I mean I know he's a magical creature, but I don't see why it wouldn't work,"
>>59471
Yes but this would be more for situations like if the mummy room was set on fire, which I was certain would happen but somehow didn't
Yes but this would be more for situations like if the mummy room was set on fire, which I was certain would happen but somehow didn't
If you want an idea of what it is like to wake up in the Entertron, refer to Gantz
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*plays a generic Fashwave song*
K, so Tracy is closing on That Bitch, but low key; bluff check.
I think its now Infernius' turn
I think its now Infernius' turn
Use uatachit
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>>59488
*casts earthquake*
"Fucking robots REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ME AM GONNA KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKERS THEN ME AM GONNA RUN YOU THROUGH WITH MY ZWEIHANDER YOU RACEMIXING WHORE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*casts earthquake*
"Fucking robots REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ME AM GONNA KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKERS THEN ME AM GONNA RUN YOU THROUGH WITH MY ZWEIHANDER YOU RACEMIXING WHORE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
While the red bull messes up the place, Tracy uses the distraction to discreetly inch closer to That Bitch, until she's withing ~30 ft.
In her turn of course.
In her turn of course.
[11d20 = 125]
Well, it looks like only Infernius falls over from the spell. Additionally,
Well, it looks like only Infernius falls over from the spell. Additionally,
3 of the shazbots fall over.
In addition to that, everyone roll a d100 regardless of saving throw
In addition to that, everyone roll a d100 regardless of saving throw
I rolled d20s
[2d20 = 17]
Alright. Everyone who got 25 or less gets to roll another reflex save DC 20, to avoid falling into the fissures that have opened in the ground.
Alright. Everyone who got 25 or less gets to roll another reflex save DC 20, to avoid falling into the fissures that have opened in the ground.
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>>59525
>Bright glowing hand manifests in the air to catch Infernius before he falls to the center of the earth.
>Bright glowing hand manifests in the air to catch Infernius before he falls to the center of the earth.
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[internal pony screaming]
GM, do you believe in the hollow earth theory by any chance?
It looks like I won't be the only one to lose all of his stuff in this city...
Welp, it looks like Trump and one of the shazbots fall in, and since everyone is immobile (not flying) no one can prevent them from being crushed to death as the fissure closes.
Trump summarily wakes up in the Entertron.
But he's still hungry
Trump summarily wakes up in the Entertron.
But he's still hungry
>>59544
"YEE BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!" emanates from the center of the earth...
Poor Vadereim... He didn't deserve such a cruel fate...
Tracy bottom jaw drops to the floor, and she promptly gtfo's the area.
"YEE BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!" emanates from the center of the earth...
Poor Vadereim... He didn't deserve such a cruel fate...
Tracy bottom jaw drops to the floor, and she promptly gtfo's the area.
Tracy ditches the retarded bull, and makes a break for the perimeter, stealthily, deciding that her precious knives can wait, while she goes to the Entertron to console her husband.
>>59551
Ya' done fucked up!
>>59551
Ya' done fucked up!
>>59556
Nope. And come to think of it, he probably wouldn't wake up in the entertron, cuz his body wouldn't be completely destroyed, he'd just be crushed to death and somewhere deep in the ground.
Nope. And come to think of it, he probably wouldn't wake up in the entertron, cuz his body wouldn't be completely destroyed, he'd just be crushed to death and somewhere deep in the ground.
Personally, I would prefer that not be the outcome, but I fail to see how it could be otherwise, given the spell description
Infernius, ur gonna' craft Brad a new set of stuff.
Can Tracy fast-travel back to the tower while Infernius fends for huimself? She makes a bee-line for the Entertron
I can feel Brad's reeling from here, and I just wanna say I feel it too, m8.
Tracy runs all the way home
[worried pony noises]
Tracy runs all the way home
[worried pony noises]
Tbh I'm contemplating tweaking how the Entertron works, that it activates whenever the player dies, rather than when their body is destroyed.
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>>59573
How about players can force the machine to activate on another’s death, and it only automatically activates on body destruction?
How about players can force the machine to activate on another’s death, and it only automatically activates on body destruction?
What happened to That Bitch? She didn't fall over?
I was going to assassinate her and take her card, but then shit happened.
I was going to assassinate her and take her card, but then shit happened.
>>59575
Well it would be Trump's turn,....
I guess that makes it the shazbots turn. With Trump no longer an issue, the 10 that remain center around Infernius and douse him with flame. Roll 10d20
Well it would be Trump's turn,....
I guess that makes it the shazbots turn. With Trump no longer an issue, the 10 that remain center around Infernius and douse him with flame. Roll 10d20
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[84d8 = 362]
>>59591
And his dex is shit,... so let me rephrase. 7 of them land. He got a 20, so I'll have 1 miss, but he got hit by 6 of them. 6 x 14d8
>>59591
And his dex is shit,... so let me rephrase. 7 of them land. He got a 20, so I'll have 1 miss, but he got hit by 6 of them. 6 x 14d8
>>59592
I could see an interesting scenario where a villain captures the tower and makes clones of us, most are zombies, but the “boss” fight would be actual, fully functional clones to fight
I could see an interesting scenario where a villain captures the tower and makes clones of us, most are zombies, but the “boss” fight would be actual, fully functional clones to fight
Well fuck.
That was an epic failure of a session.
That was an epic failure of a session.
I literally can't even..!]
Goodnight fellas'.
Sorry, Brad's faggot...
Tracy will let him use anything she has, if it's any compensation.
Goodnight fellas'.
Sorry, Brad's faggot...
Tracy will let him use anything she has, if it's any compensation.
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Sorrt brad. I didnt want it to be like this.
>>59601
So here's the thing. Yes, the ring of regeneration would sustain Infernius,... right up until his corpse was stripped of its equipment, especially when it ceased to die entirely in spite of ridiculous damage. So he would die, upon the ring being taken. There will be more consequences, but for now - as I said would happen - Infernius wakes up in the Entertron.
And he's still hungry
So here's the thing. Yes, the ring of regeneration would sustain Infernius,... right up until his corpse was stripped of its equipment, especially when it ceased to die entirely in spite of ridiculous damage. So he would die, upon the ring being taken. There will be more consequences, but for now - as I said would happen - Infernius wakes up in the Entertron.
And he's still hungry
... it was inevitable anyhow, since the eds were gonna show up in pretty soon.
>>59602
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tracy has never felt so glad to be a Rogue, but also never felt so helplessly ashamed at being unable to protect anyone...
*Goes to bed for real this time*
*Goes to bed for real this time*
>>59607
As he makes his way there, he passes Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez, who's eyes widen alarmingly at his entrance
As he makes his way there, he passes Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez, who's eyes widen alarmingly at his entrance
>>59609
"Fug," says Thez.
Meanwhile, back at the park. As a few of the Cardishore administration begin removing items from Infernius' should-be corpse, ultimately removing the ring (but not the sleeves, cuz they don't just "come off") a very curious thing happens. For one, Infernius' entire body is enveloped by the sleeves, the mouths elongating and distoring to consume the entirety of his body, meeting ultimately at his chest, and partially burrowing into his skin, forming a golden yin-yang looking symbol. His entire body now covered with that shiny-black skin, and his eyes replaced by glowing red lights, not-infernius slowly climbs to its feet.
"Fug," says Thez.
Meanwhile, back at the park. As a few of the Cardishore administration begin removing items from Infernius' should-be corpse, ultimately removing the ring (but not the sleeves, cuz they don't just "come off") a very curious thing happens. For one, Infernius' entire body is enveloped by the sleeves, the mouths elongating and distoring to consume the entirety of his body, meeting ultimately at his chest, and partially burrowing into his skin, forming a golden yin-yang looking symbol. His entire body now covered with that shiny-black skin, and his eyes replaced by glowing red lights, not-infernius slowly climbs to its feet.
>for once Torc wasn't the one that died
Think a well-worded Wish or Miracle could retrieve just Vadereim at least?
>>59617
I was just wondering, since that spell can do shit like part the red seas, or safely transfer an entire party to another plane, or reverse an erupting volcano, that it could maybe, with appropriate sacrifice, retrieve a single object from underground, if the caster prayed hard enough to his deity.
I was just wondering, since that spell can do shit like part the red seas, or safely transfer an entire party to another plane, or reverse an erupting volcano, that it could maybe, with appropriate sacrifice, retrieve a single object from underground, if the caster prayed hard enough to his deity.
>>59621
I guess so..
I just thought of the image of Infernius slowly sinking into a giant sausage machine while he heils sadly and plopping out dozens of cartoonish Sausage-Infernius' on the bottom end of the machine to be grimly amusing in this situation..
*abandons shoop in progress*
I guess so..
I just thought of the image of Infernius slowly sinking into a giant sausage machine while he heils sadly and plopping out dozens of cartoonish Sausage-Infernius' on the bottom end of the machine to be grimly amusing in this situation..
*abandons shoop in progress*
>>59623
Aaaand I just closed the tab...
What a shame.
Might do it again after the group dialogue..
I think Brad is still mourning his loot..
Aaaand I just closed the tab...
What a shame.
Might do it again after the group dialogue..
I think Brad is still mourning his loot..
>>59624
Oh he'll get it back, he just needs to not go Leeroy Jenkins. Not that that was precisely what killed him, but it certainly set everything in motion.
Gawd I was dying laughing when it happened tho
Oh he'll get it back, he just needs to not go Leeroy Jenkins. Not that that was precisely what killed him, but it certainly set everything in motion.
Gawd I was dying laughing when it happened tho
It's not all Infernius's fault though.
I should've done something to help them escape before that even happened, but I just watched thinking that Tracy would die before the mailboxes..
Idk what happened to Fae, but her chances of surviving/escaping on her own would've been nil, even if Tracy helped her out..
I should've done something to help them escape before that even happened, but I just watched thinking that Tracy would die before the mailboxes..
Idk what happened to Fae, but her chances of surviving/escaping on her own would've been nil, even if Tracy helped her out..
>>59625
It was quite the epic-tier fuck up.
>PCs get near party
>Realize they'll die without ID cards
>Rogue tries to get everyone cards
>Neglects to tell anyone about it (sorry)
>Infernius crashes party in vibrant display
>Chaos ensues
>Drama queen stampede
>Terminators close in
>Flamethrowers throw
>Brad jumps in to save the day
>Oh shit
>Brad tries to escape on Fae in the air
>Comes back figuring he could take out the bots and save Infernius
>Infernius has an idea
>Bull casts powerful AoE spell
>Does minimal damage to the enemy and kills an ally
>Bull is turned to ashes in next turn
>Infiltration plan scrapped by remaining PC
>Two PCs worth of loot lost
Yep, that's an academic record alright.
It was quite the epic-tier fuck up.
>PCs get near party
>Realize they'll die without ID cards
>Rogue tries to get everyone cards
>Neglects to tell anyone about it (sorry)
>Infernius crashes party in vibrant display
>Chaos ensues
>Drama queen stampede
>Terminators close in
>Flamethrowers throw
>Brad jumps in to save the day
>Oh shit
>Brad tries to escape on Fae in the air
>Comes back figuring he could take out the bots and save Infernius
>Infernius has an idea
>Bull casts powerful AoE spell
>Does minimal damage to the enemy and kills an ally
>Bull is turned to ashes in next turn
>Infiltration plan scrapped by remaining PC
>Two PCs worth of loot lost
Yep, that's an academic record alright.
>>59628
The spell would have been great against creatures, but the bots get a racial bonus to avoid falling because of their design (they roll around on wheels, and their weight and center of balance makes them easy to keep upright). One of the bots did get squished, (I suppose a case could be made that it might be intact,... something to keep in mind when retrieving stuff) but yeah that was something else
The spell would have been great against creatures, but the bots get a racial bonus to avoid falling because of their design (they roll around on wheels, and their weight and center of balance makes them easy to keep upright). One of the bots did get squished, (I suppose a case could be made that it might be intact,... something to keep in mind when retrieving stuff) but yeah that was something else
Next time I go to Cardishore, imma enter legally and leave all my shit back at the tower.
>>59630
Other than trying to find knives, what was the party doing there? I’m still a little unclear on that part.
Other than trying to find knives, what was the party doing there? I’m still a little unclear on that part.
>>59629
If the mailboxes are shaped like how I imagine them, they seem like they'd be helpless if they ever did get pushed over.
If the mailboxes are shaped like how I imagine them, they seem like they'd be helpless if they ever did get pushed over.
>>59638
Would they have any way of pushing back if someone were to push them over from the side, or would it just be like cow-tipping?
Would they have any way of pushing back if someone were to push them over from the side, or would it just be like cow-tipping?
If you want to get thorough, it was inspired by my frustration with having to write out in gnome-speak. It suddenly occurred to me that I could effectively end the dialogue if Farzalington happened to have crafted a James Bond esque grenade pen, and for stylization I opted for Farzalington to start talking shit about GM which resulted in the pen malfunctioning and exploding.
>>59645
The meme knives are still there, and there are a number of possible avenues to getting them.
Leeroy Jenkins is not one of them.
>>59645
The meme knives are still there, and there are a number of possible avenues to getting them.
Leeroy Jenkins is not one of them.
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>>59646
I'll get them some day...
As she runs towards the port, Tracy turns her head to glance back at the Starting-Equipment-Devouring city, and silently swears a vow vengeance on that wretched land.
I'll get them some day...
As she runs towards the port, Tracy turns her head to glance back at the Starting-Equipment-Devouring city, and silently swears a vow vengeance on that wretched land.
>>59647
Well they don't all have Bond pens, but they do all have something that in certain circumstances can explode
Well they don't all have Bond pens, but they do all have something that in certain circumstances can explode
>>59650
The Asians do this on occasion. In WWII the Japanese planned to use bomb vests for civilians to die with honor if they were captured during the land invasion the US was considering
The Asians do this on occasion. In WWII the Japanese planned to use bomb vests for civilians to die with honor if they were captured during the land invasion the US was considering
I think this is my cue to get off.
If I stop to think about it, there is much to say about the event itself. Of course Infernius cast the Earthquake. But that was only because GM, who entirely forgot about distance when the robots had to move from their positions dispersed along the edges of a park presumably as large as the National Mall and all gather together in the same location and could make a full attack the same round, suddenly remembered distance when Infernius's Faggot wanted to engage in melee. The situation never would have happened if Tracy's faggot had stayed with the group rather than wondering off. Or would have communicated something - anything. Or if Infernius hadn't insisted on provoking a fight. And then of course why the hell could Fae not try to grab Trumpaladin if he was riding her? And why the hell couldn't we go with the play through I tried to make in saturday. But maybe it's my fault for making two dice rolls for what should have been one. But whatever. There's nothing to be gained by resentment and arguing any more.
I was dreading that session in the way I dread a lot of sessions. It's not fun any more, it feels like an arms race. With all equipment gained over the past six months gone, it's definitely not worth proceeding.
If I stop to think about it, there is much to say about the event itself. Of course Infernius cast the Earthquake. But that was only because GM, who entirely forgot about distance when the robots had to move from their positions dispersed along the edges of a park presumably as large as the National Mall and all gather together in the same location and could make a full attack the same round, suddenly remembered distance when Infernius's Faggot wanted to engage in melee. The situation never would have happened if Tracy's faggot had stayed with the group rather than wondering off. Or would have communicated something - anything. Or if Infernius hadn't insisted on provoking a fight. And then of course why the hell could Fae not try to grab Trumpaladin if he was riding her? And why the hell couldn't we go with the play through I tried to make in saturday. But maybe it's my fault for making two dice rolls for what should have been one. But whatever. There's nothing to be gained by resentment and arguing any more.
I was dreading that session in the way I dread a lot of sessions. It's not fun any more, it feels like an arms race. With all equipment gained over the past six months gone, it's definitely not worth proceeding.
>>59655
Well... sorry to hear that. I was looking forward to playing along side you when you got back... oh well. Have fun sulking, I guess.
Well... sorry to hear that. I was looking forward to playing along side you when you got back... oh well. Have fun sulking, I guess.
>>59655
>Implying this isn't the perfect opportunity for GM to make a dungeon out of the depths of the earth for us to grind and get your gear back
>Implying this isn't the perfect opportunity for GM to make a dungeon out of the depths of the earth for us to grind and get your gear back
>>59655
I could answer essentially every one of your points, but would it be moot?
>>59657
I can think of a couple reasons Trump could still be alive if you want to get technical, and considering the spellcaster level of the party, its really not that difficult to go about getting the stuff back (Infernius' will be more difficult) but idk
I could answer essentially every one of your points, but would it be moot?
>>59657
I can think of a couple reasons Trump could still be alive if you want to get technical, and considering the spellcaster level of the party, its really not that difficult to go about getting the stuff back (Infernius' will be more difficult) but idk
To be quite honest, aside from Torcuil turning into a pile of sand, this is the first time that character actions have resulted in any serious consequences in spite of numerous opportunities for things to have gone differently. For example, when Torcuil used the Magneto rod on Death, the scythe should have gotten a will save using Death's stats, but it was funnier to just let it play out. The whole point of the game is to have fun and to be creative, such that it is enjoyable for yourself and for others. If its not, then I don't know what to say.
And I did literally post that the choices that Infernius and Trump were making would likely result in them waking up in the entertron without all their stuff. Blatantly.
>>59659
You shouldn’t have to say anything. You have been doing a wonderful job. One that I guess Trump can appreciate right now. You keep up the good work GM.
You shouldn’t have to say anything. You have been doing a wonderful job. One that I guess Trump can appreciate right now. You keep up the good work GM.
>>59655
>if Tracy's faggot had stayed with the group rather than wondering off
I'll say right now that I fucked up big time...
What I meant to do was proceed ahead of the group in stealth to figure out what was going on. Once I got there, I had intended to steal some IDs and distribute them to the party, but I dropped the ball on communication and just watched Brad and Infernius step in before I did that...
>it feels like an arms race
It's never felt that way to me. I just want things, not just to get an advantage over other: it's not a PvP game.
>With all equipment gained over the past six months gone, it's definitely not worth proceeding.
Oh don't be that way. Your stuff isn't gone for good, just in a hard place to reach.
There's always more to be gained too. It's not about what you have, it's about what you can get (says the thief).
I get it if you wanna take a break though.. I'd be pissed if I were in your position...
>if Tracy's faggot had stayed with the group rather than wondering off
I'll say right now that I fucked up big time...
What I meant to do was proceed ahead of the group in stealth to figure out what was going on. Once I got there, I had intended to steal some IDs and distribute them to the party, but I dropped the ball on communication and just watched Brad and Infernius step in before I did that...
>it feels like an arms race
It's never felt that way to me. I just want things, not just to get an advantage over other: it's not a PvP game.
>With all equipment gained over the past six months gone, it's definitely not worth proceeding.
Oh don't be that way. Your stuff isn't gone for good, just in a hard place to reach.
There's always more to be gained too. It's not about what you have, it's about what you can get (says the thief).
I get it if you wanna take a break though.. I'd be pissed if I were in your position...
>>59660
It's not the first time we got close to losing our stuff too. That mummy room could've exploded us, and the last room in the temple definitely would've.
It's not the first time we got close to losing our stuff too. That mummy room could've exploded us, and the last room in the temple definitely would've.
>>59663
The mummy room wasn't planned, and tbh neither was the self-destructing octahedron. It was a trap, but it was going to be vs spell-casters rather than just <smite> ur dead. I change lots of things on the fly due to sudden inspiration.
The mummy room wasn't planned, and tbh neither was the self-destructing octahedron. It was a trap, but it was going to be vs spell-casters rather than just <smite> ur dead. I change lots of things on the fly due to sudden inspiration.
I want a dungeon, and maybe this time we won't fucking split the party.
By unplanned, I mean the dust was originally just to conceal the coffins, but when I thought about it from a combustable dust standpoint, I realized it would be a veritable powder keg. The End room of the temple was going to introduce 7 dominant factions that control the rest of the world, outside the empire - which is the largest geographical nation but still a minority by planetary surface. There would be hints and foreshadowing and all sorts of teasers, but suddenly I felt like removing it and transitioning the story in a different manner.
>>59666
Yes, satan
>>59666
Yes, satan
>>59667
My Satan trips demand a dungeon that starts out like a normal cave, but descends deeper into a hell-scape. The entrance can be the fissures.
My Satan trips demand a dungeon that starts out like a normal cave, but descends deeper into a hell-scape. The entrance can be the fissures.
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I guess it's settled then, if GM wants help I'll make maps.
I guess we need to get Stix some gear, plus give Infernius and Trump some temporary replacements.
I guess we need to get Stix some gear, plus give Infernius and Trump some temporary replacements.
>>59673
Rangers' combat style works best when they're wearing light armor or no armor, so we could set him up with some studded leather or chain-shirt.
Rangers' combat style works best when they're wearing light armor or no armor, so we could set him up with some studded leather or chain-shirt.
>>59646
Earthquake only has an 80 foot radius. It's a "highly localized spell." It shouldn't have affected Trump at all
Earthquake only has an 80 foot radius. It's a "highly localized spell." It shouldn't have affected Trump at all
How big was the stage/plaza? Maybe they were outside of the AoE and only the bots got targeted.
>>59679
I kind of figured everyone was at this point. The bots would have maintained a 75' perimeter around both. Are they near each other or not?
I kind of figured everyone was at this point. The bots would have maintained a 75' perimeter around both. Are they near each other or not?
>>59682
If the bots are in a circle that is almost as wide in radius as the radius of the spell, then clearly they would need to be at least 150 feet from each other or else the circles would over lap and bots would be on top of each other
If the bots are in a circle that is almost as wide in radius as the radius of the spell, then clearly they would need to be at least 150 feet from each other or else the circles would over lap and bots would be on top of each other
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>>59683
I was envisioning a park sort of like the National Mall in Washington DC. Not the entire thing, but a square or rectangle of it, as big as the square which contains the Washington Monument at the largest or as small as the rectangles at the center of the Museum district. That's a square with a diameter perhaps as large as one half mile, and at least 1000 feet across. The bots were stated as occupying the perimeter, presumably almost evenly spaced apart from each other. The idea was, as soon as Infernius exposed himself, to run to the perimeter and destroy the bots one by one using Fae's speed, and to do so before they could maneuver into a group
I was envisioning a park sort of like the National Mall in Washington DC. Not the entire thing, but a square or rectangle of it, as big as the square which contains the Washington Monument at the largest or as small as the rectangles at the center of the Museum district. That's a square with a diameter perhaps as large as one half mile, and at least 1000 feet across. The bots were stated as occupying the perimeter, presumably almost evenly spaced apart from each other. The idea was, as soon as Infernius exposed himself, to run to the perimeter and destroy the bots one by one using Fae's speed, and to do so before they could maneuver into a group
>>59686
1. That could have been specified or at least implied earlier
2. He's still not within 80 fucking feet of Infernius
1. That could have been specified or at least implied earlier
2. He's still not within 80 fucking feet of Infernius
>>59686
Eclipse road is 1,800 feet in diameter, or 900 feet from the center to the perimeter. Now how the hell fast are these bots to close the distance to encircle and attack in the same round?
Eclipse road is 1,800 feet in diameter, or 900 feet from the center to the perimeter. Now how the hell fast are these bots to close the distance to encircle and attack in the same round?
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>>59692
I want to know why distance is taken into account when Infernius wants to melee the enemy or when Tracy wants to be a bitch, but not when casting spells that have "a very localized effect" in the spell description, or when Trumpaladin tries to execute a plan (the only one available at the time) the crux of which is taking advantage of the distance between the bots's starting position
I want to know why distance is taken into account when Infernius wants to melee the enemy or when Tracy wants to be a bitch, but not when casting spells that have "a very localized effect" in the spell description, or when Trumpaladin tries to execute a plan (the only one available at the time) the crux of which is taking advantage of the distance between the bots's starting position
>>59695
Because the robots don't run right up to a target, they have a ranged weapon, though incurring a saving throw rather than an attach roll. In this case I emphasized the range because he wouldn't have been able to full round attack, he's have to do a move action from which he could do a single attack to end the round. The bots have a base movement speed of 55
Because the robots don't run right up to a target, they have a ranged weapon, though incurring a saving throw rather than an attach roll. In this case I emphasized the range because he wouldn't have been able to full round attack, he's have to do a move action from which he could do a single attack to end the round. The bots have a base movement speed of 55
>>59695
"an intense but highly localized tremor rips the ground"
80 ft radius centered on spell caster
That means the spell would have barely affected the bots that were holding a circle 75 away from him. It absolutely would not have affected Trumpaladin, Fae, the bots near Trumpaladin, or Tracy.
>>59696
A ranged weapon of 75 feet. Not 750 feet. The shazbots are "around the perimeter" according to >>58964. If the park is approximately the size of the eclipse circle then it is ~900 radius with Infernius near the center. This means that the furthest ones would have taken 4 rounds to be within 75 feet of Infernius assuming they go 4 times 55 feet a round, and a varying number of rounds to reach Trumpaladin, since he started near the perimeter and only exposed himself to attack a bot that was near the permiter, leaving him a round away from probably two and a little further away for others.
"an intense but highly localized tremor rips the ground"
80 ft radius centered on spell caster
That means the spell would have barely affected the bots that were holding a circle 75 away from him. It absolutely would not have affected Trumpaladin, Fae, the bots near Trumpaladin, or Tracy.
>>59696
A ranged weapon of 75 feet. Not 750 feet. The shazbots are "around the perimeter" according to >>58964. If the park is approximately the size of the eclipse circle then it is ~900 radius with Infernius near the center. This means that the furthest ones would have taken 4 rounds to be within 75 feet of Infernius assuming they go 4 times 55 feet a round, and a varying number of rounds to reach Trumpaladin, since he started near the perimeter and only exposed himself to attack a bot that was near the permiter, leaving him a round away from probably two and a little further away for others.
>>59695
80 ft circular spread is a really wide AoE for a spell; I can't even think of a non-epic spell with a wider radius. It's 'very localized' for an earthquake.
>when Tracy wants to be a bitch
Oh come on. There was nothing to be gained from being close to the center of action there as a rogue: she couldn't damage the enemy and didn't have the hit points to survive even one blast.
The reason I even got those shoes was so that she could escape combat scenarios and sneak back in at times of opportunity.
Believe it or not, this wasn't set up against you; it's just fucking unfortunate.
We can get your stuff back over time; it's not lost. Can't we all just move forward?
Is one misfired spell really all it's going to take to destroy this party?
80 ft circular spread is a really wide AoE for a spell; I can't even think of a non-epic spell with a wider radius. It's 'very localized' for an earthquake.
>when Tracy wants to be a bitch
Oh come on. There was nothing to be gained from being close to the center of action there as a rogue: she couldn't damage the enemy and didn't have the hit points to survive even one blast.
The reason I even got those shoes was so that she could escape combat scenarios and sneak back in at times of opportunity.
Believe it or not, this wasn't set up against you; it's just fucking unfortunate.
We can get your stuff back over time; it's not lost. Can't we all just move forward?
Is one misfired spell really all it's going to take to destroy this party?
>>59698
Fuck off
>It's a really wide radius
He's not in that radius either way. It would be physically impossible for him to be in that radius, because there's a fucking ring of steel at 75 feet
Fuck off
>It's a really wide radius
He's not in that radius either way. It would be physically impossible for him to be in that radius, because there's a fucking ring of steel at 75 feet
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Gotta go. later folks
>>59699
>Fuck off
Oh bite me. I hear that every day from you.
Why have you always got to be so antagonistic? Everyone in this party only want to have fun, and you take everything personally. I get you're upset, you have every right to be, but there's no need to be so hostile about it. We're only trying to help here.
>>59700
Bye.
I g2g too.
>Fuck off
Oh bite me. I hear that every day from you.
Why have you always got to be so antagonistic? Everyone in this party only want to have fun, and you take everything personally. I get you're upset, you have every right to be, but there's no need to be so hostile about it. We're only trying to help here.
>>59700
Bye.
I g2g too.
>>59702
Alright, I didn't really mean it that way, but I don't feel like deleting that post either. I'm just tired...
I gotta go do shit..
Alright, I didn't really mean it that way, but I don't feel like deleting that post either. I'm just tired...
I gotta go do shit..
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Let's see, the last thing Torc was doing is getting Mr. Snek registered...
"Gah, wait. If you're here..
how'd you die?"
>"Tell him he looks like a burger"
"Mr. Snek wants you to know you look like a burger"
"Gah, wait. If you're here..
how'd you die?"
>"Tell him he looks like a burger"
"Mr. Snek wants you to know you look like a burger"
I'm maintaining >>59697. The entire logic behind everything was based on the common sense that the fairground was not tiny
>>59714
The way Infernius would have been able to damage the most bra would have been to cast it on himself, because six boys were in a circle around him with a radius of 75 feet. The bots were split into two circles of 6 and 5 with radiuses of 75 feet
The way Infernius would have been able to damage the most bra would have been to cast it on himself, because six boys were in a circle around him with a radius of 75 feet. The bots were split into two circles of 6 and 5 with radiuses of 75 feet
*sniffs around entertron*
[worried pony noises]
"... Flashy..?"
*tears drop*
[worried pony noises]
"... Flashy..?"
*tears drop*
Stix watches this in silent confusion.
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Yes, I'm going to write a fucking brief justifying the Leeroy Jenkins plan.
The Fairground is stated as being approximately 1800 feet in diameter, in presumably either a circular or square shape, and the bots are stated as being "mostly around the perimeter." The Bots are stated as having a movement speed of 55. This means they can move 220 feet in a round, maybe 275 feet if they have "run." And only 55 feet if they want to make a standard action. You know, like deploy a flame thrower. This means that it would take the bots four full rounds to come near enough to the center to be able to be within 75 of the center. 75 feet is the length of the flame. So if Infernius were in the center - assuming the stage is near the center, but a bit off, it would take four rounds before the bots got to him. And if Infernius were off center - let's say off center by 200 feet, it would take three turns for the nearest bots to get to him, and 5 turns for the furthest away bots to get to him. If some of the bots were not around the perimeter, and nearer the center - say, maybe there were by the stage - then these bots may have engaged Infernius after a single round, while others were three or four or five rounds away. Perhaps infernius could have killed or disabled these before the further away bots even approached.
Trumpaladin did not start in the center. He was nearer the perimeter because he was looking for the Cardishore equivalent of an Apple Store in the stalls. He spent a round at least running on Fae - speed 320 feet a round - and pounced on a bot, disabling it. The reason was obvious. He had to disable the bots, as he had no way of not confronting them eventually, and since Infernius was going to get himself killed, there was nothing else to do. Now, it must be understood that a circle with a diameter of 1800 feet has a radius of over 1 mile. Bots would be 470+ feet apart from each other on the perimeter if evenly spaced. As they near the center, the distance between bots decreases, but by the time Trumpaladin engages, probably only two bots would be within 220 feet of him, and able to engage in one round, with another two bots arriving on the round after that, and another one after that, or three rounds for 5 bots to close the range. Possibly more, but I am no good at Trigonometry. That's just the time to come close, not the time to also use a flame thrower
Now, the bots have more HP than Trumpaladin could possibly destroy in one round, especially with an AC that evidently is about 30. But Trumpaladin has a weapon specifically designed to damage objects that he never used before, and he has a feat he never used before to help with sundering. So he can sunder the flamethroing nozzles - with the help of Fae to close distance - essentially once per round, to disable the bots in that way. Trumpaladin also is built to the greatest extent possible to do well on saving throws. So it seems plausible that he could have dispatched 5 bots if they engaged at the rate it would take them to close the distance, rather than magically but not literally magically all closing the distance all at once.
>But the Lady was calling in reinforcements
The average police response time in the US in emergencies is 11 minutes. Cardishore is more technologically advanced, more secure, and smaller, so I think we can safely say they'd get there more quickly. But it would still take them a minute. 10 rounds. So Trumpaladin and Infernius could have dispatched most of the bots, and then opened smoke screen (trumpaladin has the flask), open a dimension gate, fly away, run away and hide in a house, or figured out something in the few rounds.
There is no fucking way at all that Earthquake could possibly have affected Trumpaladin or anyone not in Infernius's circle. It has a radius of 80 feet, and the distance from Infernius to the bots around him alone was 75 feet. There is no reason at all to believe that Trumpaladin and his 75 foot radius of bots overlapped
The Fairground is stated as being approximately 1800 feet in diameter, in presumably either a circular or square shape, and the bots are stated as being "mostly around the perimeter." The Bots are stated as having a movement speed of 55. This means they can move 220 feet in a round, maybe 275 feet if they have "run." And only 55 feet if they want to make a standard action. You know, like deploy a flame thrower. This means that it would take the bots four full rounds to come near enough to the center to be able to be within 75 of the center. 75 feet is the length of the flame. So if Infernius were in the center - assuming the stage is near the center, but a bit off, it would take four rounds before the bots got to him. And if Infernius were off center - let's say off center by 200 feet, it would take three turns for the nearest bots to get to him, and 5 turns for the furthest away bots to get to him. If some of the bots were not around the perimeter, and nearer the center - say, maybe there were by the stage - then these bots may have engaged Infernius after a single round, while others were three or four or five rounds away. Perhaps infernius could have killed or disabled these before the further away bots even approached.
Trumpaladin did not start in the center. He was nearer the perimeter because he was looking for the Cardishore equivalent of an Apple Store in the stalls. He spent a round at least running on Fae - speed 320 feet a round - and pounced on a bot, disabling it. The reason was obvious. He had to disable the bots, as he had no way of not confronting them eventually, and since Infernius was going to get himself killed, there was nothing else to do. Now, it must be understood that a circle with a diameter of 1800 feet has a radius of over 1 mile. Bots would be 470+ feet apart from each other on the perimeter if evenly spaced. As they near the center, the distance between bots decreases, but by the time Trumpaladin engages, probably only two bots would be within 220 feet of him, and able to engage in one round, with another two bots arriving on the round after that, and another one after that, or three rounds for 5 bots to close the range. Possibly more, but I am no good at Trigonometry. That's just the time to come close, not the time to also use a flame thrower
Now, the bots have more HP than Trumpaladin could possibly destroy in one round, especially with an AC that evidently is about 30. But Trumpaladin has a weapon specifically designed to damage objects that he never used before, and he has a feat he never used before to help with sundering. So he can sunder the flamethroing nozzles - with the help of Fae to close distance - essentially once per round, to disable the bots in that way. Trumpaladin also is built to the greatest extent possible to do well on saving throws. So it seems plausible that he could have dispatched 5 bots if they engaged at the rate it would take them to close the distance, rather than magically but not literally magically all closing the distance all at once.
>But the Lady was calling in reinforcements
The average police response time in the US in emergencies is 11 minutes. Cardishore is more technologically advanced, more secure, and smaller, so I think we can safely say they'd get there more quickly. But it would still take them a minute. 10 rounds. So Trumpaladin and Infernius could have dispatched most of the bots, and then opened smoke screen (trumpaladin has the flask), open a dimension gate, fly away, run away and hide in a house, or figured out something in the few rounds.
There is no fucking way at all that Earthquake could possibly have affected Trumpaladin or anyone not in Infernius's circle. It has a radius of 80 feet, and the distance from Infernius to the bots around him alone was 75 feet. There is no reason at all to believe that Trumpaladin and his 75 foot radius of bots overlapped
[1d20+31 = 32]
>>59726
B L U F F T I M E
"No he didn't. If he did he would have died, and do you see him in the entertron?"
>>59726
B L U F F T I M E
"No he didn't. If he did he would have died, and do you see him in the entertron?"
>>59727
I'm not arguing or anything, but how do you know this much about the distance and proximity of things? It all seemed much closer together to me.
I'm not arguing or anything, but how do you know this much about the distance and proximity of things? It all seemed much closer together to me.
>>59716
Unless Infernius were intentionally trying to target Trumpaladin, there is no fucking way he would have been within the radius of the Earthquake
Unless Infernius were intentionally trying to target Trumpaladin, there is no fucking way he would have been within the radius of the Earthquake
>>59739
“Sounds lovely...” he remarks sarcastically
He gets up.
“I don’t suppose the road there passes by the port?”
“Sounds lovely...” he remarks sarcastically
He gets up.
“I don’t suppose the road there passes by the port?”
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Tracy's faggot, the porn thread fell off the front page, and we have guests over
>>59763
Talk to the dev squad about a function to tell you where the duplicate file is if you post a pic that's already in the thread. Nobody ever contributes but me because I post all the new shit.
Talk to the dev squad about a function to tell you where the duplicate file is if you post a pic that's already in the thread. Nobody ever contributes but me because I post all the new shit.
>that file already exists in this thread
Which one, dammit?!
It fucking sucks when you're using hotlinks.
Which one, dammit?!
It fucking sucks when you're using hotlinks.
>>59773
I was just wondering, because on of the ranger spell takes about needing a feather from exotic origin to make a wind wall... sounded interesting
I was just wondering, because on of the ranger spell takes about needing a feather from exotic origin to make a wind wall... sounded interesting
>>59774
Materials for your spells probably won't really be an issue, fyi, but it's good to explore/consider.
Tracy could use help with the grooming at times too.
Materials for your spells probably won't really be an issue, fyi, but it's good to explore/consider.
Tracy could use help with the grooming at times too.
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Stix needs a pet tho.
Shilling for one of these things, or at least just a pup.
Shilling for one of these things, or at least just a pup.
>>59777
Trips demand a pet! How do I get one though? Are there pet shops in the port? Or do I tackle some in the wild and train them?
Trips demand a pet! How do I get one though? Are there pet shops in the port? Or do I tackle some in the wild and train them?
>>59778
Patience. Trumpaladin received his business partner when Elway directed her to arrive from the plane of Football with a Kajit caravan at the city walls. Torcuil's scaly waifu was crafted from a piece of wood
Patience. Trumpaladin received his business partner when Elway directed her to arrive from the plane of Football with a Kajit caravan at the city walls. Torcuil's scaly waifu was crafted from a piece of wood
>>59778
Books say it's a 24 hour ritual to call a beast from the wild or other planes to be your companion. Or you could get one through story or any other way.
Books say it's a 24 hour ritual to call a beast from the wild or other planes to be your companion. Or you could get one through story or any other way.
>>59779
>scaly waifu
>"Am I being sexualized without my consent? This is a clear violation of the NAP."
"What'd you say Mr. Snek?"
>"nothing"
>scaly waifu
>"Am I being sexualized without my consent? This is a clear violation of the NAP."
"What'd you say Mr. Snek?"
>"nothing"
"Tell her to gather three lilies of white
Yesterday holds memories in time —
To place at my headstone, beneath the moon's light
Then she'll be a true love of mine —
For ever she'll be the one true love of mine..."
Yesterday holds memories in time —
To place at my headstone, beneath the moon's light
Then she'll be a true love of mine —
For ever she'll be the one true love of mine..."
>>59789
Interesting. You will have to tell me more about these timely rolls. but I’m probably going to pass out any minute
Interesting. You will have to tell me more about these timely rolls. but I’m probably going to pass out any minute
>>59791
A recent example is where Infernius wandered off looking for an animal to be adopted into the developing ranch idea. He rolled a 20 on his 'finding shit' roll, and ended up making friends with blink doge
A recent example is where Infernius wandered off looking for an animal to be adopted into the developing ranch idea. He rolled a 20 on his 'finding shit' roll, and ended up making friends with blink doge
>>59795
Infernius lost track of him around the time he made his 'spectacular entrance'.
>>59796
Yes, yes, we're getting to that.
There's a fair case to be made that the ruling on the whole "Earthquake and whoops Trump got squished" bit. For one, Infernius has neglected to realize that since Trump (would have) been kill before him, that Trump would then be in the Entertron. I know I bear overwhelming blame in not addressing that, but Infernius was right there and though Trump was unresponsive at the time his character would still have been present. Because of how it was minimally described, the outcome of Trump is not determined, and could be expressed along a spectrum
Infernius lost track of him around the time he made his 'spectacular entrance'.
>>59796
Yes, yes, we're getting to that.
There's a fair case to be made that the ruling on the whole "Earthquake and whoops Trump got squished" bit. For one, Infernius has neglected to realize that since Trump (would have) been kill before him, that Trump would then be in the Entertron. I know I bear overwhelming blame in not addressing that, but Infernius was right there and though Trump was unresponsive at the time his character would still have been present. Because of how it was minimally described, the outcome of Trump is not determined, and could be expressed along a spectrum
>>59794
"I let you run off without me one time, one time, and you're waltzing out of the entertron,"
"It'll be fine" he said," she pantomimes
"I let you run off without me one time, one time, and you're waltzing out of the entertron,"
"It'll be fine" he said," she pantomimes
>>59797
If Trumpaladin is not killed in an earthquake, then neither are there 10 robots facing Infernius - only six minus those that get tipped over. He wouldn't have died (as quickly)
If Trumpaladin is not killed in an earthquake, then neither are there 10 robots facing Infernius - only six minus those that get tipped over. He wouldn't have died (as quickly)
>>59799
"Boy, its a good thing I stayed behind, we had a dramatic venture of me attacking the city cuz me and they were bored. I'm so glad you got to get murdered," she says, very deadpan.
"Boy, its a good thing I stayed behind, we had a dramatic venture of me attacking the city cuz me and they were bored. I'm so glad you got to get murdered," she says, very deadpan.
>>59810
GM makes it sound as if he isn’t dead yet, but is about to, which Trump is not happy about. He did say several times in the discord he was not rolling with it.
GM makes it sound as if he isn’t dead yet, but is about to, which Trump is not happy about. He did say several times in the discord he was not rolling with it.
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*Feeds mimic pastrami sandwich*
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>>59832
That undertale lesbian fish thing is his avatar now basically. He historically would respond to posts but would not link them (maybe he's posting from a safari browser on his phone?)
That undertale lesbian fish thing is his avatar now basically. He historically would respond to posts but would not link them (maybe he's posting from a safari browser on his phone?)
*brushes birds to keep them free of parasites and sores*
*Takes them to hop around the holodeck*
*Takes them to hop around the holodeck*
>>59837
GM is going to work, so you didn't miss anything. Except that Hitler commands Infernius "to fix thy own fuck ups"
GM is going to work, so you didn't miss anything. Except that Hitler commands Infernius "to fix thy own fuck ups"
>>59842
If Trumpaladin can proceed with his turn as he would have, then it is
Fae: Standard Action, cats obscuring mist. Move action, move the 75 feet to one of the robots
Trumpaladin: As I tried to do in >>59438. Except if he can use Divine Might (his racial bonus feat has never been specified), then add that
If Trumpaladin can proceed with his turn as he would have, then it is
Fae: Standard Action, cats obscuring mist. Move action, move the 75 feet to one of the robots
Trumpaladin: As I tried to do in >>59438. Except if he can use Divine Might (his racial bonus feat has never been specified), then add that
If we're moving back several rounds, can Tracy attempt to snipe That Bitch before she gets to the gate?
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>>59853
Well, let's see
The DC on the flame thrower is allegedly 22. That's the same as a Juvenile Red Dragon. The AC seems to be about 30, which is similar to an Old Red Dragon CR 20 or that Mummy Lord CR 15. They have a weak point (the Nozzle) which takes the CR down, but they seem to have an HP higher than 100, which is normal for most CR8+ monsters. The damage on the breath weapons is allegedly 14d8, although I think GM is mistaking a time he rolled for two of them, so maybe 7d8. 14d8 is similar to the 12d10 of an Adult Red Dragon CR15, and 7d8 is similar to a Young Red Dragon CR7. However, a Dragon can only use the weapon once per every few rounds. Like every 4 rounds or whatever, while these things can use it every single round. So these things are a hell of a lot more dangerous than a normal red dragon, at least to a warrior.
So these things are probably like CR10 to CR15, hard to say
Well, let's see
The DC on the flame thrower is allegedly 22. That's the same as a Juvenile Red Dragon. The AC seems to be about 30, which is similar to an Old Red Dragon CR 20 or that Mummy Lord CR 15. They have a weak point (the Nozzle) which takes the CR down, but they seem to have an HP higher than 100, which is normal for most CR8+ monsters. The damage on the breath weapons is allegedly 14d8, although I think GM is mistaking a time he rolled for two of them, so maybe 7d8. 14d8 is similar to the 12d10 of an Adult Red Dragon CR15, and 7d8 is similar to a Young Red Dragon CR7. However, a Dragon can only use the weapon once per every few rounds. Like every 4 rounds or whatever, while these things can use it every single round. So these things are a hell of a lot more dangerous than a normal red dragon, at least to a warrior.
So these things are probably like CR10 to CR15, hard to say
>>59854
>All this meta
The rules for CR weren't made to identify monsters' strength, they were meant for making/advancing them, for GM
Comparing things to dragons isn't proper either: a GM might consider speed, AC, the number of sides per HD, temperament, and a whole other list of things if he gave a fuck about getting CR right.
>15
Nah. These things look like dull pushovers by themselves. I'd say 8 CR as individuals. They've just got tough armor and a dangerous extraordinary attack.
The encounter itself though? Idk about that. They're certainly dangerous when they surround you.
>All this meta
The rules for CR weren't made to identify monsters' strength, they were meant for making/advancing them, for GM
Comparing things to dragons isn't proper either: a GM might consider speed, AC, the number of sides per HD, temperament, and a whole other list of things if he gave a fuck about getting CR right.
>15
Nah. These things look like dull pushovers by themselves. I'd say 8 CR as individuals. They've just got tough armor and a dangerous extraordinary attack.
The encounter itself though? Idk about that. They're certainly dangerous when they surround you.
>>59855
CR kind of falls apart when you take it to an individual level.
What really matters is if your character has the ability to damage the enemy or not.
CR kind of falls apart when you take it to an individual level.
What really matters is if your character has the ability to damage the enemy or not.
>>59855
These fucking flamethrowers definitely raise the CR on them. I think 10, like a Juvenile Red Dragon. Maybe more or less depending on the damage rolls
>tough armor and a dangerous attack
Yeah. What else is there exactly? They are highly mobile and have high HP. Only Infernius and Trumpaladin even has the BAB to beat their armor half the time, and they have too high of an HP for area spells to matter all that much
>Tracy's faggot complaining about anyone metaposting
These fucking flamethrowers definitely raise the CR on them. I think 10, like a Juvenile Red Dragon. Maybe more or less depending on the damage rolls
>tough armor and a dangerous attack
Yeah. What else is there exactly? They are highly mobile and have high HP. Only Infernius and Trumpaladin even has the BAB to beat their armor half the time, and they have too high of an HP for area spells to matter all that much
>Tracy's faggot complaining about anyone metaposting
>>59857
Meh, idk.
I just don't think it'd take four lvl 10 characters to fell just one of these things.
Meh, idk.
I just don't think it'd take four lvl 10 characters to fell just one of these things.
>>59858
I don't say that because they're not formidable. It's just that one of these things sounds like a pretty fucking boring encounter for a lvl 10 party.
I don't say that because they're not formidable. It's just that one of these things sounds like a pretty fucking boring encounter for a lvl 10 party.
I mean, they're dull as fuck: effectively mindless creatures. It was easy to figure out that they wouldn't hurt you if you presented an ID card, and I bet they could be easily deceived in other ways.
I'd approach them altogether as more of a trap or puzzle than as combatants in terms of CR, but then again, I am the rogue. I figured the objective of the encounter was to figure out how not to be fried, than to take on the bots.
Taking them on in a group is certainly a difficult encounter though, so the feat of actually taking them on would probably have a high CR.
>>59843
You sure you wanna cast obscuring mist? It'll blind you too, and any fire attack will disperse it.
I'd approach them altogether as more of a trap or puzzle than as combatants in terms of CR, but then again, I am the rogue. I figured the objective of the encounter was to figure out how not to be fried, than to take on the bots.
Taking them on in a group is certainly a difficult encounter though, so the feat of actually taking them on would probably have a high CR.
>>59843
You sure you wanna cast obscuring mist? It'll blind you too, and any fire attack will disperse it.
>>59860
The area of affect is much too small to cover the bots directly. The idea is that Fae will take note of the location of a bot, cast the spell, then move to the bot, in the process leaving the misted area and able to see it better with her own eyes, and same with Trumpaladin when he makes his attack. The idea is that the bot on the other side won't be able to see them over the mist. So while 2 or 3 of the bots will be able to see them the next round, 1 or 2 will not, and one will be disabled by Trump's attack.
>any fire attack will disperse it
Let them disperse it. If I have to chose between a stream of fire dispersing a mist that Trump and Fae no longer occupy, and a flame attack hitting Trump and Fae forcing a saving throw or extreme damage, I will chose for the flame to hit the mist. Fae can cast the same spell again after that, and Trumpaladin has an ever smoking bottle. Whatever frustrates the enemy is good, whatever obscures the vision of any one is good, whatever forces the enemy to waste an attack is good.
>>59860
>I figured the objective of the encounter was to figure out how not to be fried
Trumpaladin had no way of not being fried. He could either wait until he was exposed later and get killed by all 12 bots, or he could try to take them on with Infernius and by sneaking up on one. There was no way for him to acquire an ID. He has no thief skills, and couldn't steal anyways. He has diplomacy, but all the dice in the world would not allow diplomacy to work in Cardishore. The only options were to fight and to run.
The area of affect is much too small to cover the bots directly. The idea is that Fae will take note of the location of a bot, cast the spell, then move to the bot, in the process leaving the misted area and able to see it better with her own eyes, and same with Trumpaladin when he makes his attack. The idea is that the bot on the other side won't be able to see them over the mist. So while 2 or 3 of the bots will be able to see them the next round, 1 or 2 will not, and one will be disabled by Trump's attack.
>any fire attack will disperse it
Let them disperse it. If I have to chose between a stream of fire dispersing a mist that Trump and Fae no longer occupy, and a flame attack hitting Trump and Fae forcing a saving throw or extreme damage, I will chose for the flame to hit the mist. Fae can cast the same spell again after that, and Trumpaladin has an ever smoking bottle. Whatever frustrates the enemy is good, whatever obscures the vision of any one is good, whatever forces the enemy to waste an attack is good.
>>59860
>I figured the objective of the encounter was to figure out how not to be fried
Trumpaladin had no way of not being fried. He could either wait until he was exposed later and get killed by all 12 bots, or he could try to take them on with Infernius and by sneaking up on one. There was no way for him to acquire an ID. He has no thief skills, and couldn't steal anyways. He has diplomacy, but all the dice in the world would not allow diplomacy to work in Cardishore. The only options were to fight and to run.
>>59861
What exactly is your objective for this encounter? Did you want to take out the robots, or advance into the city?
What exactly is your objective for this encounter? Did you want to take out the robots, or advance into the city?
>>59863
What was it though? Did you plan to engage right off the bat, or wait for an opportunity?
The party could probably take these out, but more will be coming..
What was it though? Did you plan to engage right off the bat, or wait for an opportunity?
The party could probably take these out, but more will be coming..
>>59864
I just wanna know, because if everyone just wants to keep fighting these things as we encounter them, I'd rather just escape and try again some other day.
I just wanna know, because if everyone just wants to keep fighting these things as we encounter them, I'd rather just escape and try again some other day.
>>59864
The original plan was to try to talk to an administrator and claim he lost his ID when his girlfriend ran off or whatever, and he needed a replacement. This probably would have required killing at least two bots, but I thought it would be possible to gain respect after that and claim to be a performer. But this was not possible because there was no apple store and there were no administrators. There was no way to contact an "agent." There was nothing at all to do but wait to fight the bots.
Then Infernius pulled his stunt. It offered the best chances of a fight working. More importantly, it would have been cowardly to just watch Infernius die. So he would stay engaged with the bots until it became obvious that further engagement would result in death. After that, he would either fly on Fae through the hole in the dome, or run out of the park, either to hide in a house or to go to the hole in the wall
The original plan was to try to talk to an administrator and claim he lost his ID when his girlfriend ran off or whatever, and he needed a replacement. This probably would have required killing at least two bots, but I thought it would be possible to gain respect after that and claim to be a performer. But this was not possible because there was no apple store and there were no administrators. There was no way to contact an "agent." There was nothing at all to do but wait to fight the bots.
Then Infernius pulled his stunt. It offered the best chances of a fight working. More importantly, it would have been cowardly to just watch Infernius die. So he would stay engaged with the bots until it became obvious that further engagement would result in death. After that, he would either fly on Fae through the hole in the dome, or run out of the park, either to hide in a house or to go to the hole in the wall
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>>59866
>replacement
You never had an ID though. Pretty sure That Bitch probably would've just had you killed on the spot too unless you rolled a 20 on Bluff.
My original objective was to get to the plaza ahead of time so Tracy could assess the situation in stealth. After I figured the party needed fake visas, I intended to swipe a few. After Infernius made his dramatic entrance, i intended to take advantage of the chaos to assassinate That Bitch, figuring her card would have some useful info, but I didn't expect Brad, and more importantly the undisguised Fae, to jump into the melee. After I realized that both Fae and Infernius had been exposed, I gave up altogether, figuring that the chances of infiltration were nil at that point, and only wanted to escape.
>replacement
You never had an ID though. Pretty sure That Bitch probably would've just had you killed on the spot too unless you rolled a 20 on Bluff.
My original objective was to get to the plaza ahead of time so Tracy could assess the situation in stealth. After I figured the party needed fake visas, I intended to swipe a few. After Infernius made his dramatic entrance, i intended to take advantage of the chaos to assassinate That Bitch, figuring her card would have some useful info, but I didn't expect Brad, and more importantly the undisguised Fae, to jump into the melee. After I realized that both Fae and Infernius had been exposed, I gave up altogether, figuring that the chances of infiltration were nil at that point, and only wanted to escape.
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>>59868
>You never had an ID though
What else was he to do?
>That Bitch probably would've just had you killed on the spot
She'd have to make it through the combined strength of Infernius and Trumpaladin's Blood, Steel, and Faith first
>my object was...
I'm going to stop reading right there, because you could have said something through empathic link at any point, or could have stayed in a group, and you chose not to.
>You never had an ID though
What else was he to do?
>That Bitch probably would've just had you killed on the spot
She'd have to make it through the combined strength of Infernius and Trumpaladin's Blood, Steel, and Faith first
>my object was...
I'm going to stop reading right there, because you could have said something through empathic link at any point, or could have stayed in a group, and you chose not to.
>>59868
Tbh, I threw the dust on Brad so that he'd have the chance to re-enter lawfully if things got out of hand (my fallback idea), since that way the guards would be looking for an ostrich and not an armored humanoid. Idk about Infernius and Fae though; they're could've already been marked by Cardashil security as domestic terrorists, and all those Dramaqueens might've easily captured them in their selfies.
Tbh, I threw the dust on Brad so that he'd have the chance to re-enter lawfully if things got out of hand (my fallback idea), since that way the guards would be looking for an ostrich and not an armored humanoid. Idk about Infernius and Fae though; they're could've already been marked by Cardashil security as domestic terrorists, and all those Dramaqueens might've easily captured them in their selfies.
>>59870
>She'd have to make it through the combined strength of Infernius and Trumpaladin's Blood, Steel, and Faith first
This.
>She'd have to make it through the combined strength of Infernius and Trumpaladin's Blood, Steel, and Faith first
This.
>>59870
I'll admit that I dropped the ball on communication, but you (or your character) could've just asked what she was up to. I thought, erroneously, that the plan to steal IDs was obvious, but I still apologize for not communicating that.
I'll admit that I dropped the ball on communication, but you (or your character) could've just asked what she was up to. I thought, erroneously, that the plan to steal IDs was obvious, but I still apologize for not communicating that.
>>59873
I mean, even in character, she might not be so quick to relay things ahead of time if her plan involved burglary and potentially murdering someone, but she would've bluntly admitted it if he were to ask her.
I mean, even in character, she might not be so quick to relay things ahead of time if her plan involved burglary and potentially murdering someone, but she would've bluntly admitted it if he were to ask her.
>>59874
You are released from duty
1. When the enemy is dead;
2. When your allies have withdrawn safely; or
3. When you are dead
What else could they do? It was a mission that required a rogue, but they didn't bring Darkie and the one they had ditched them to do her own thing.
You are released from duty
1. When the enemy is dead;
2. When your allies have withdrawn safely; or
3. When you are dead
What else could they do? It was a mission that required a rogue, but they didn't bring Darkie and the one they had ditched them to do her own thing.
>>59876
>ditched them to do her own thing
Oh come on, you know it wasn't like that. I just needed space for stealth, and I figured she could move ahead since her speed was much faster than the rest of the party (I expected her to arrive several rounds earlier).
I still remember having everyone tread over my back during that last dungeon crawl, when she was searching for traps and whatnot.
>those 3 options
Fug that LG bullshit. My goal was never to kill or be killed, or at least not until she got her knives back.
>ditched them to do her own thing
Oh come on, you know it wasn't like that. I just needed space for stealth, and I figured she could move ahead since her speed was much faster than the rest of the party (I expected her to arrive several rounds earlier).
I still remember having everyone tread over my back during that last dungeon crawl, when she was searching for traps and whatnot.
>those 3 options
Fug that LG bullshit. My goal was never to kill or be killed, or at least not until she got her knives back.
>>59876
Also, when did the residents of Cardishore become our enemies? Sure, they're not allies, but they didn't seem malignant either, or at least not those drama-stricken noncombatants we just saw.
Also, when did the residents of Cardishore become our enemies? Sure, they're not allies, but they didn't seem malignant either, or at least not those drama-stricken noncombatants we just saw.
>>59880
>residents of Cardishore
The bots. The bots became enemies when they started trying to kill Infernius
>residents of Cardishore
The bots. The bots became enemies when they started trying to kill Infernius
>>59879
>Trumpaladin's options
Ask his waifu to steal a card for him: it's more in-code than lying about losing one.
>>59881
Neither do I, although they don't seem ebil for the first part, just full of themselves. Figured the priority would be to avoid unnecessary grief for innocent civilians (except for Tracy, who want to hurt people for the sake of hurting them).
>Trumpaladin's options
Ask his waifu to steal a card for him: it's more in-code than lying about losing one.
>>59881
Neither do I, although they don't seem ebil for the first part, just full of themselves. Figured the priority would be to avoid unnecessary grief for innocent civilians (except for Tracy, who want to hurt people for the sake of hurting them).
>>59883
>Ask his waifu to steal a card for him
Waifu abandoned him and he was and is angry at her for it. Also, it's implied that those who have their cards stolen are eventually killed by the bots, which is definitely not in code
>Ask his waifu to steal a card for him
Waifu abandoned him and he was and is angry at her for it. Also, it's implied that those who have their cards stolen are eventually killed by the bots, which is definitely not in code
>>59884
>it's implied that those who have their cards stolen are eventually killed by the bots, which is definitely not in code
Shit, that code is restrictive... Not to mention the obligation to help all those in need would also apply to those who had their cards stolen..
This is why I prefer being a Rogue.
>it's implied that those who have their cards stolen are eventually killed by the bots, which is definitely not in code
Shit, that code is restrictive... Not to mention the obligation to help all those in need would also apply to those who had their cards stolen..
This is why I prefer being a Rogue.
Maybe he could have tried seduction on That Bitch?
He's immune to disease right?
He's immune to disease right?
>>59905
"~Nuuuuuthing..!"
*fluff balloons out from chest and covers brad*
"Just making us ~comfortable..."
"~Nuuuuuthing..!"
*fluff balloons out from chest and covers brad*
"Just making us ~comfortable..."
>>59909
*fluff cancels out noises completely*
*tendril creeps across the room and locks door*
"Let's become one, ~Flaaaaashy...!"
*room is entirely consumed by fluff*
*fluff cancels out noises completely*
*tendril creeps across the room and locks door*
"Let's become one, ~Flaaaaashy...!"
*room is entirely consumed by fluff*
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>>59912
You run down a blue corridor, but the door only seems to be getting further away somehow. The room seems to be getting visibly darker, and.. softer.
A frightening aura emanate from behind you.
"It's been a while since we've had some privacy together like this, ~Flaaaaaaaaaashy...!"
You run down a blue corridor, but the door only seems to be getting further away somehow. The room seems to be getting visibly darker, and.. softer.
A frightening aura emanate from behind you.
"It's been a while since we've had some privacy together like this, ~Flaaaaaaaaaashy...!"
>>59917
*door gets further and further away until the entire corridor visibly deteriorates into fluffy madness*
*more things grab each of your other limbs*
*the room darkens*
"~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!" echoes ominously behind
*door gets further and further away until the entire corridor visibly deteriorates into fluffy madness*
*more things grab each of your other limbs*
*the room darkens*
"~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!" echoes ominously behind
>>59918
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
Trumpaladin turns and rips into the fluffy walls of the corridor with both hands, hoping to rip an entry to free himself
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
Trumpaladin turns and rips into the fluffy walls of the corridor with both hands, hoping to rip an entry to free himself
>>59919
>implying you can escape
*darkness intensifies*
*things violently grab at parts of your body from every direction, stripping various pieces of plating and clothing from you until you're in your boxers; you hear a subtle hissing sound*
Then suddenly, it stops, the space around you is almost too dark too see anything at all, and it's imposible to even tell what direction s up anymore, and a certain "warmness" begins to creep up from your legs to your waist.
The malignant aura however, has only grown to horrifying proportions
"We missed you.. ~Flaaaaashy...!" echoes an alien but horrifyingly familiar voice, from a direction you assume is behind you
>implying you can escape
*darkness intensifies*
*things violently grab at parts of your body from every direction, stripping various pieces of plating and clothing from you until you're in your boxers; you hear a subtle hissing sound*
Then suddenly, it stops, the space around you is almost too dark too see anything at all, and it's imposible to even tell what direction s up anymore, and a certain "warmness" begins to creep up from your legs to your waist.
The malignant aura however, has only grown to horrifying proportions
"We missed you.. ~Flaaaaashy...!" echoes an alien but horrifyingly familiar voice, from a direction you assume is behind you
>>59920
"Fuck"
He cries out to Fae to help him, as she did last time
>"Fae, help me!"
>"Is this another one of your sexual escapades turned against you?
>"Uh, No..."
>"It's Tracy again isn't it?"
>"Maybe"
>"...."
>"Uh... Fae?"
>"Help yourself this time"
>"Fae? Fae?"
He can almost hear a phone clicking noise
"Fuck"
He cries out to Fae to help him, as she did last time
>"Fae, help me!"
>"Is this another one of your sexual escapades turned against you?
>"Uh, No..."
>"It's Tracy again isn't it?"
>"Maybe"
>"...."
>"Uh... Fae?"
>"Help yourself this time"
>"Fae? Fae?"
He can almost hear a phone clicking noise
>>59921
He knows what may save him. Holy water, to burn away the fluff. But the big water coolers of Gatorade are far away, separated by impenetrable walls of fluffiness. There would be no accessing it. Nor did he bother to bottle any containers of holy water - water, blessed by Elway himself, and with the electrolytes plants crave.
But wait, he's a Paladin! He can bless water himself! Yes, that's it, he'll bless water himself! Now, for the bottles of water, where are they. He didn't pack any. Oh bother. But... Flasks of alcohol! Blessed alcohol like the Russians. Wait. Where is his robe? Did the vile tendrils of the fluff monster remove it already? Damn! He's out of fluids. Except... he isn't out of fluids yet, now is he?
Trumpaladin knew what he had to do
He knows what may save him. Holy water, to burn away the fluff. But the big water coolers of Gatorade are far away, separated by impenetrable walls of fluffiness. There would be no accessing it. Nor did he bother to bottle any containers of holy water - water, blessed by Elway himself, and with the electrolytes plants crave.
But wait, he's a Paladin! He can bless water himself! Yes, that's it, he'll bless water himself! Now, for the bottles of water, where are they. He didn't pack any. Oh bother. But... Flasks of alcohol! Blessed alcohol like the Russians. Wait. Where is his robe? Did the vile tendrils of the fluff monster remove it already? Damn! He's out of fluids. Except... he isn't out of fluids yet, now is he?
Trumpaladin knew what he had to do
>>59921
*[the fluffy warmth quickly spreads up from your waist to your chest, to you neck, until if feels that only your flace is exposed*
You boxers seem as though they've vanished somehow, and the fluffiness seeps into every corner of your body.
The space around you is almost entirely dark, with only a dim blue light allowing a subtle view of strange amorphous shadows shifting all around you. You thrash with all of your might, but you find it increasingly difficult to move at all. The more you move, the more it drains you as the fluff constricts you.
lurking around in a space between spaces, you sense an aura, no several(?), lurking around in the unknown like sharks after dusk, circling you at an alarming speed.
"We've waited a ~looooooooooong time for you, ~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashy....! We've been ~sooooooooooooo lonely....! the voice(s?) echo from an indeterminate direction
*[the fluffy warmth quickly spreads up from your waist to your chest, to you neck, until if feels that only your flace is exposed*
You boxers seem as though they've vanished somehow, and the fluffiness seeps into every corner of your body.
The space around you is almost entirely dark, with only a dim blue light allowing a subtle view of strange amorphous shadows shifting all around you. You thrash with all of your might, but you find it increasingly difficult to move at all. The more you move, the more it drains you as the fluff constricts you.
lurking around in a space between spaces, you sense an aura, no several(?), lurking around in the unknown like sharks after dusk, circling you at an alarming speed.
"We've waited a ~looooooooooong time for you, ~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashy....! We've been ~sooooooooooooo lonely....! the voice(s?) echo from an indeterminate direction
>>59926
[Insane laughter echoes all around through the darkness]
"Soon.. soon.. you will be free...!"
The warm fluffiness wraps around you oppressively, fibers gripping to you skin. You find it increasingly difficult to breath.
"Freeeeeee.....!" hissses the alien voice
[Insane laughter echoes all around through the darkness]
"Soon.. soon.. you will be free...!"
The warm fluffiness wraps around you oppressively, fibers gripping to you skin. You find it increasingly difficult to breath.
"Freeeeeee.....!" hissses the alien voice
>>59928
*Crushing pressure intensifies*
At this point, you hear nothing but fuzzy static. The tendrils curling around you body have tightened to a point that is no longer comfy.. as you try to speak again, fluff pours into your mouth in a way that should choke you, but doesn't somehow.
As you're forced to inhale more and more fluff, the fibers creeping across your face spread until only your eyeballs remain exposed.
[Unintelligible hissing]
*Crushing pressure intensifies*
At this point, you hear nothing but fuzzy static. The tendrils curling around you body have tightened to a point that is no longer comfy.. as you try to speak again, fluff pours into your mouth in a way that should choke you, but doesn't somehow.
As you're forced to inhale more and more fluff, the fibers creeping across your face spread until only your eyeballs remain exposed.
[Unintelligible hissing]
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>>59930
You don't even know.
*Hairs seep into pores in your skin, painlessly, but dreadfully noticably*
You don't even know.
*Hairs seep into pores in your skin, painlessly, but dreadfully noticably*
"~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaasheeeeee....!" echoes a distant voice through your mind
>>59933
As you fight against the restraints, they seem to tighten further, only to suddenly lessen.
Your body feels light and strong, and your able to move again slightly, but a certain familiar warmness seems to be spreading through the core of your body.
As you fight against the restraints, they seem to tighten further, only to suddenly lessen.
Your body feels light and strong, and your able to move again slightly, but a certain familiar warmness seems to be spreading through the core of your body.
>>59933
With the brief moment of freedom granted him, his uses his free hand to grab his genitals, and utters a secret prayer as his mouth is free
With the brief moment of freedom granted him, his uses his free hand to grab his genitals, and utters a secret prayer as his mouth is free
>>59934
>a certain familiar warmness seems to be spreading through the core of your body
"ELWAY, I FEEL YOU!"
>a certain familiar warmness seems to be spreading through the core of your body
"ELWAY, I FEEL YOU!"
>>59936
As you shout, you realize that you are no longer being forced to inhale fluff, but breathing it.
As you shout, you realize that you are no longer being forced to inhale fluff, but breathing it.
>>59938
You binding fade away and you move "forward" freely sifting through the warm softness, only to wonder exactly where you're going
You binding fade away and you move "forward" freely sifting through the warm softness, only to wonder exactly where you're going
>>59941
You tread deeper into the darkness, the alien warmth having completely permeated your being.
It's cozy as fuck.
In the far, far distance, you hear a faint humming.
You tread deeper into the darkness, the alien warmth having completely permeated your being.
It's cozy as fuck.
In the far, far distance, you hear a faint humming.
>>59942
To move away, or towards the humming? Away, surely. No creature, living or not in this cozy hell could be good. RUN AWAY!
To move away, or towards the humming? Away, surely. No creature, living or not in this cozy hell could be good. RUN AWAY!
>run
And so, you turn away, treading through the fluff freely in a way that feels more like wading than running. You can't see shit and the weightlessness of the realm around you is disorienting, being unable to tell which direction is up, if there is an up...
In the back of your head, you feel a slight pain, as if something heavy and hard were weighing down inside your skull.
And so, you turn away, treading through the fluff freely in a way that feels more like wading than running. You can't see shit and the weightlessness of the realm around you is disorienting, being unable to tell which direction is up, if there is an up...
In the back of your head, you feel a slight pain, as if something heavy and hard were weighing down inside your skull.
>>59945
>"~Flaaaaaaaaaaasheeeeeee...!"
Calls a distant voice inside your head
>"We've been waiting for you..."
>"~Flaaaaaaaaaaasheeeeeee...!"
Calls a distant voice inside your head
>"We've been waiting for you..."
>>59948
[A cacophony of echoing giggling emanates from every direction]
>"You're so cute, ~Flaaashy..."
[A cacophony of echoing giggling emanates from every direction]
>"You're so cute, ~Flaaashy..."
>>59950
The voice does not respond to this, but the pulling sensation in your skull intensifies to a painfully degree
You other bones begin to experience a similar tug, in various directions, though not nearly as intense as the griphold on your skull
The voice does not respond to this, but the pulling sensation in your skull intensifies to a painfully degree
You other bones begin to experience a similar tug, in various directions, though not nearly as intense as the griphold on your skull
Holy shit, I had all this crap written out, but I'm dying of exhaustion.
Until next time, faggot.
Until next time, faggot.
>>59955
Trumpaladin raises his hand towards the presence and forms the sign of the Football.
"Stay back!"
Trumpaladin raises his hand towards the presence and forms the sign of the Football.
"Stay back!"
That was something else!
>>59963
An event that occurred in a place between sessions.
Watch the next episode unfold on this grand misadventure.
An event that occurred in a place between sessions.
Watch the next episode unfold on this grand misadventure.
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So for clarification, the party is currently at an impasse. I issued the challenge of "determine where the party is at", with three possible scenarios.
Scenario 1 is, the party is where they were at the "first" conclusion of the Cardashil invasion, where Trump made good his escape with Fae, Infernius is still stuck in the city, and Tracy is concealed somewhere on premesis.
Scenario 2 is the one where Infernius and(?) Trump wake up in the entertron, Trump's equipment being hidden somewhere underneath the Cardashil park area, and Infernius' equipment now in the possession of a demon that has taken residence in his corpse.
Scenario 3 is different than Scenario 1 or 2, and has not been described yet. No, the party does not get to determine Scenario 3.
Scenario 1 is, the party is where they were at the "first" conclusion of the Cardashil invasion, where Trump made good his escape with Fae, Infernius is still stuck in the city, and Tracy is concealed somewhere on premesis.
Scenario 2 is the one where Infernius and(?) Trump wake up in the entertron, Trump's equipment being hidden somewhere underneath the Cardashil park area, and Infernius' equipment now in the possession of a demon that has taken residence in his corpse.
Scenario 3 is different than Scenario 1 or 2, and has not been described yet. No, the party does not get to determine Scenario 3.
>>59985
I'm not saying I'm gonna go with it, trust me Torc wishes to remain loyal...
But if Death where to catch wind that someone was trying to steal her Meme-boy...
I'm not saying I'm gonna go with it, trust me Torc wishes to remain loyal...
But if Death where to catch wind that someone was trying to steal her Meme-boy...
>>59987
So... scenario 3 is the secret option? Like you can keep your check of one thousand dollars or trade it to find out what is behind the curtain? Kind of like that?
So... scenario 3 is the secret option? Like you can keep your check of one thousand dollars or trade it to find out what is behind the curtain? Kind of like that?
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The Game Shall Last Forever!
So? What's it gonna be?
>>60006
Let them come. He has a sword dedicated to sundering, a feat dedicated to sundering, a ring of evasion, and a ring of fire resistance, that have been entirely useless pretty much the entire campaign. Now is the chance to make it shine. You say you want to live up to the black guard roll? Well, I want to live up to the Warrior roll.
Let them come. He has a sword dedicated to sundering, a feat dedicated to sundering, a ring of evasion, and a ring of fire resistance, that have been entirely useless pretty much the entire campaign. Now is the chance to make it shine. You say you want to live up to the black guard roll? Well, I want to live up to the Warrior roll.
>>60011
My childhood just came to mind when you said that for some reason:
https://youtu.be/wv8gXqwu0IM
My childhood just came to mind when you said that for some reason:
https://youtu.be/wv8gXqwu0IM
>>60013
>pointless destruction of property
That only increases the chance of getting killed in various ways, or corridors of escape being shut-off, or the enemy recognizing you through the disguise.
>pointless destruction of property
That only increases the chance of getting killed in various ways, or corridors of escape being shut-off, or the enemy recognizing you through the disguise.
>>60014
That was about all I was allowed to watch for about half a decade. My parents were very cautious about what TV could do to a developing kid.
That was about all I was allowed to watch for about half a decade. My parents were very cautious about what TV could do to a developing kid.
Wait a minute. If Fae moves to the bot in a move action, then readies to cast Obscuring Mist after Trumpaladin makes his attack, then Trumpaladin could attack and the obscuring mist be placed directly over them, which would require at least one of the flame weapons for the robots to clear, necessarily wasting an enemy attack
>>60018
You've been whining "give me something to kill, I'm craving xp" for months now
>>60018
You've been whining "give me something to kill, I'm craving xp" for months now
>>60023
Concealment wouldn't protect you from breath weapons, I think.
Also, do you really wanna risk that Concentration check to destroy a couple more bots when you could just escape?
Concealment wouldn't protect you from breath weapons, I think.
Also, do you really wanna risk that Concentration check to destroy a couple more bots when you could just escape?
>>60025
>Concealment
Read the entry for Obscuring mist. The only way to disperse it, besides wind, is fire. They'll have to burn it away first, which is precisely what they will do.
>Concealment
Read the entry for Obscuring mist. The only way to disperse it, besides wind, is fire. They'll have to burn it away first, which is precisely what they will do.
>>60027
Would the robots even attack the mist automatically? Aren’t they programmed to attack humanoids or similar forms that don’t have ID?
Would the robots even attack the mist automatically? Aren’t they programmed to attack humanoids or similar forms that don’t have ID?
>>60029
If the robots do not attack Trump and Fae when they are in the mist, then I'm not sure what the problem is
If the robots do not attack Trump and Fae when they are in the mist, then I'm not sure what the problem is
>>60027
Yeah, but the weapon would still hit you as the bots blasted through it.
Regardless, is this really what you want to do?
Yeah, but the weapon would still hit you as the bots blasted through it.
Regardless, is this really what you want to do?
>>60032
Hmmm.... If it's not an effective shield for an attack, then maybe it would be best to use it in the center, so maybe a bot will be confused and won't make it across to attack
>sure you want to do this
I just want to kill one. Not all five, not waves of reinforcements, just one before it's time to run
Hmmm.... If it's not an effective shield for an attack, then maybe it would be best to use it in the center, so maybe a bot will be confused and won't make it across to attack
>sure you want to do this
I just want to kill one. Not all five, not waves of reinforcements, just one before it's time to run
>>60036
I'll take the opportunity to point out that no matter how she had played it, that scene where Tracy was trying to hide in an alley from the first bot was absolutely hilarious to me, considering thermal vision.
>I is sneaky hided -Tracy
>Obvious AF signature detected -Shazbot
I'll take the opportunity to point out that no matter how she had played it, that scene where Tracy was trying to hide in an alley from the first bot was absolutely hilarious to me, considering thermal vision.
>I is sneaky hided -Tracy
>Obvious AF signature detected -Shazbot
>>60037
It gave me a chuckle too, particularly the image of her futilely attempting to hide big bird on top of that.
It gave me a chuckle too, particularly the image of her futilely attempting to hide big bird on top of that.
>>60037
Then the question comes... how are they fooled by ID card? Would the card have to tell it a certain heat signature to identify to let the person pass? Maybe I’m thinking too hard about it.
Then the question comes... how are they fooled by ID card? Would the card have to tell it a certain heat signature to identify to let the person pass? Maybe I’m thinking too hard about it.
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>>60043
Good to know.
Another question about attacks: if a sword is described as "+2" where do I apply the bonus? To the roll for damage, or to see if it hit?
Good to know.
Another question about attacks: if a sword is described as "+2" where do I apply the bonus? To the roll for damage, or to see if it hit?
>>60047
Fuck you. You go die and lose all of your equipment, including impossible to replace items, because of a misinterpretation of a spell
Fuck you. You go die and lose all of your equipment, including impossible to replace items, because of a misinterpretation of a spell
>>60048
They're not lost, they're buried.
I just don't want to do all this meta every time someone dies.
They're not lost, they're buried.
I just don't want to do all this meta every time someone dies.
>>60056
Are other people leaving or are they not? If yes, then he goes with them. If no, then he stays with them
Are other people leaving or are they not? If yes, then he goes with them. If no, then he stays with them
So then, is that what happens?
>>60074
Tracy sighs, realizing that she's probably not going to be able to get her beloved knives back next session.
Tracy sighs, realizing that she's probably not going to be able to get her beloved knives back next session.
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>from the outside
*Toes sink into chest fluff*
"There you go..." Tracy says, patting her chest that seems slightly poofier from the disturbance but otherwise unchanged
*Toes sink into chest fluff*
"There you go..." Tracy says, patting her chest that seems slightly poofier from the disturbance but otherwise unchanged
>>60088
*fluff poofs out, making Tracy visibly double in size*
Are you sure you want to try that?
*static begins to pull Infernius closer somewhat*
*fluff poofs out, making Tracy visibly double in size*
Are you sure you want to try that?
*static begins to pull Infernius closer somewhat*
[1d20+32 = 40]
>>59987
Scenarion 3: Trumpaladin uses the full force of his charisma to see if That Bitch wants sum fug
>>59987
Scenarion 3: Trumpaladin uses the full force of his charisma to see if That Bitch wants sum fug
>>60095
I figured Berry would be an Abomination (infernal), rather than a regular fiend, desu. A borderline goddess.
I figured Berry would be an Abomination (infernal), rather than a regular fiend, desu. A borderline goddess.
*unsheathes sword*
>>60111
We were shitposting on the discord that Berry Ebil was more powerful than Soros could ever dream to be.
We were shitposting on the discord that Berry Ebil was more powerful than Soros could ever dream to be.
>>60120
I think 2 was most interesting, but I'll be quiet about it because I don't want to come off as a prick.
I think 2 was most interesting, but I'll be quiet about it because I don't want to come off as a prick.
Kidding aside, I don't know; I've seen votes and rolls and suggestions and requests that aren't among the options, and all manner of what have you. What I haven't seen and no, I'm not logging in for the moment is a clear statement that reflects what everyone wants, pertaining to the three choices
>>60126
I'm not just being coy, its that each path has a particular brand of spoilers. Personally, I prefer the second path also, just as long as no one is gonna get pissy cuz "muh swag".
I'm not just being coy, its that each path has a particular brand of spoilers. Personally, I prefer the second path also, just as long as no one is gonna get pissy cuz "muh swag".
>>60126
Those bracers always intrigued me desu. I suspected there was some special secret to them. Functionally, they seemed much less good than regular Bracers of Relentless Might, so I figured there was some hidden function or curse that distinguished them as artifacts.
Those bracers always intrigued me desu. I suspected there was some special secret to them. Functionally, they seemed much less good than regular Bracers of Relentless Might, so I figured there was some hidden function or curse that distinguished them as artifacts.
>>60129
Definitely. I don't think any other item gives such a drastic boost to stats.
Infernius had better make sure nobody sunders his belt while he's wearing them though.
Definitely. I don't think any other item gives such a drastic boost to stats.
Infernius had better make sure nobody sunders his belt while he's wearing them though.
>>60130
Cursed items are cool that way. It's more fun for the most powerful magick items to have some kind of drawback, consequence, or key to activate them.
Cursed items are cool that way. It's more fun for the most powerful magick items to have some kind of drawback, consequence, or key to activate them.
>>60131
Also a good way to punish anyone who looted your home-made equipment from your cold dead body.
Also a good way to punish anyone who looted your home-made equipment from your cold dead body.
>>60134
Seems like a fun boss, desu. It's already been spoiled that it does that at this point, so I guess....
Seems like a fun boss, desu. It's already been spoiled that it does that at this point, so I guess....
>>60140
I'm surprised you haven't been crafting very much at all.
Ever thought of upgrading your sword?
I'm surprised you haven't been crafting very much at all.
Ever thought of upgrading your sword?
>>60142
>high powered.
It's just a +2 greatsword of Flaming Burst. He could turn it into a Flame Tongue, or add all sorts of effects to it.
>high powered.
It's just a +2 greatsword of Flaming Burst. He could turn it into a Flame Tongue, or add all sorts of effects to it.
Torc, Snek, and Stix stroll in the lobby of the tower.
"Alright, you said you needed gear. What are you looking at?"
"Alright, you said you needed gear. What are you looking at?"
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Through the skies, riding down from a cosmic range, is the man with lasso and stern face. Angry, resolves face. He rides attop a fiendish horse. Devil horse, black and snorting fire, flaming mane, galloping through the air
>>60173
Look for love in all the wrong places...
“Well... I’m looking for a better bow hopefully, some leg protection would be nice, and I got to swing by the port to get my dagger back.”
Look for love in all the wrong places...
“Well... I’m looking for a better bow hopefully, some leg protection would be nice, and I got to swing by the port to get my dagger back.”
>>60177
"Reee you don't get my whole soul. Maybe for like a week. Why not a barrel of apples or something?"
"Reee you don't get my whole soul. Maybe for like a week. Why not a barrel of apples or something?"
>>60176
"So, you need a new bow, bracers, and you wanna get your dagger back. Okay, follow me"
Torc leads Stix to the crafting room
"So, you need a new bow, bracers, and you wanna get your dagger back. Okay, follow me"
Torc leads Stix to the crafting room
[1d20 = 16]
>>60194
"Er, I'm not quite sure. I'd say follow Mr. Snek, he's good at finding stuff"
Perception for Snek
>>60194
"Er, I'm not quite sure. I'd say follow Mr. Snek, he's good at finding stuff"
Perception for Snek
>>60196
".... We'll speak more on this when the slight against me has been avenged.
Yipee Ki-yay!"
Trumpaladin rides the devil horse across the endless skies
".... We'll speak more on this when the slight against me has been avenged.
Yipee Ki-yay!"
Trumpaladin rides the devil horse across the endless skies
>>60197
Eh, good enough.
After a little search they stumble upon the machine
"Ah here we go. Now to see if it'll work"
Eh, good enough.
After a little search they stumble upon the machine
"Ah here we go. Now to see if it'll work"
>>60199
Sorry for the delay, but I thought you were going to follow up with how it was activated.
“How does it work? Is there a lever? Does it need materials to build one?”
Sorry for the delay, but I thought you were going to follow up with how it was activated.
“How does it work? Is there a lever? Does it need materials to build one?”
>>60206
"Are you sure he's in the tower horsey?"
*pets horse on ears*
"You may just be smelling him from yesterday.
I guess we should go there anyways... I need to change clothing..."
"Are you sure he's in the tower horsey?"
*pets horse on ears*
"You may just be smelling him from yesterday.
I guess we should go there anyways... I need to change clothing..."
>>60208
At least Stix won’t be physically and mentally scarred for a little while longer then. Goodnight
At least Stix won’t be physically and mentally scarred for a little while longer then. Goodnight
Her next training regime will be Cloak Dance btw.
Hey, maybe we could feed the gibberniggers to Kiyen. That would make them useful for something: a staple for creatures that feed on humanoids, without causing drama.
I'll have Tracy ask her about it (taste test) when I have her go to Durpistan.
I'll have Tracy ask her about it (taste test) when I have her go to Durpistan.
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>Kefka: "How does my new cosplay look?"
>Tfw
I made this one to test out the colors displayed in >>58462 → instead of just de-saturating. Looks a bit extra blue, but it is just a test.
>Tfw
I made this one to test out the colors displayed in >>58462 → instead of just de-saturating. Looks a bit extra blue, but it is just a test.
Will everyone be here this weekend?
I will.
I will.
>>60217
Trumpaladin is somewhat relieved that the pony is no longer demanding his soul. He goes off and does a set of actions described in the discord
Trumpaladin is somewhat relieved that the pony is no longer demanding his soul. He goes off and does a set of actions described in the discord
>>60223
I just want to play out the scene exactly as it would have but for the spell misinterpretation. That may still leave trumpaladin and Infernius to be killed by the bots, but at least there would be something of a battle.
Failing that, just an all out withdrawal from Cardishore
>>60227
That won't un-pet Stix
>>60228
You can lose your equipment too
I just want to play out the scene exactly as it would have but for the spell misinterpretation. That may still leave trumpaladin and Infernius to be killed by the bots, but at least there would be something of a battle.
Failing that, just an all out withdrawal from Cardishore
>>60227
That won't un-pet Stix
>>60228
You can lose your equipment too
>>60228
Scenario one is turning tail and running, with little reward, but safe equipment.
2 is big losses for time being, but interesting things revealed.
3 is a mystery box.
Also, from now on, I think we outta learn to leave the stuff we probably won't use at home.
Scenario one is turning tail and running, with little reward, but safe equipment.
2 is big losses for time being, but interesting things revealed.
3 is a mystery box.
Also, from now on, I think we outta learn to leave the stuff we probably won't use at home.
>>60230
Here's the problem. Scenario 2 should never have existed. Scenario 2 occurred because when Infernius showed back up to continue the fight and I rewound the game - by 3 rounds mind you - Trump suddenly decided he wanted to go in a completely different direction. It was that very decision that fragmented the possible outcome into 3 scenarios.
Scenario 1 is the "Original". Scenario 2 is the "Deviation". Scenario 3 is "GM's Choice".
Here's the problem. Scenario 2 should never have existed. Scenario 2 occurred because when Infernius showed back up to continue the fight and I rewound the game - by 3 rounds mind you - Trump suddenly decided he wanted to go in a completely different direction. It was that very decision that fragmented the possible outcome into 3 scenarios.
Scenario 1 is the "Original". Scenario 2 is the "Deviation". Scenario 3 is "GM's Choice".
>>60234
Oh look, someone who noticed the comment about "There have been an increase in inturuders lately,"
Oh look, someone who noticed the comment about "There have been an increase in inturuders lately,"
>>60240
I did.
Does Tracy's Armor of Darkness protect her from Sneak Attacks when it covers her body, since it obscures her anatomy?
I did.
Does Tracy's Armor of Darkness protect her from Sneak Attacks when it covers her body, since it obscures her anatomy?
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>>60243
Bob is the shadow(servant) Thez gets as a Shadow-Dancer, who spends all his time attached to the Ghost-Touch Oath-Bow that she picked up once upon a time.
>>60245
Yes, and he's done so much with it
>>60242
Yeah no, no one got the kooky shadow-armor, because Torcuil had Covfefe, and when Thez approached him with the Dreadwraith scraps he compulsively lied about being able to use them to craft shadow armor.
Bob is the shadow(servant) Thez gets as a Shadow-Dancer, who spends all his time attached to the Ghost-Touch Oath-Bow that she picked up once upon a time.
>>60245
Yes, and he's done so much with it
>>60242
Yeah no, no one got the kooky shadow-armor, because Torcuil had Covfefe, and when Thez approached him with the Dreadwraith scraps he compulsively lied about being able to use them to craft shadow armor.
>>60246
Oh, that thing
Nevermind then...
He might want some light armor thought
>"Are you even gonna get around to enchanting my hat?"
Oh yeah, I need to enchant Snek's hat
Oh, that thing
Nevermind then...
He might want some light armor thought
>"Are you even gonna get around to enchanting my hat?"
Oh yeah, I need to enchant Snek's hat
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>>60249
Yeah I know. This is the first time I've even mentioned covfefe since then, cuz I'm irritated that it threw a wrench in the whole idea
Yeah I know. This is the first time I've even mentioned covfefe since then, cuz I'm irritated that it threw a wrench in the whole idea
>>60249
>tfw you realize you have a lot less AC than you previously thought
I guess I outta get her a chainshirt....
>tfw you realize you have a lot less AC than you previously thought
I guess I outta get her a chainshirt....
>>60254
Tracy's abilities aren't meant for fighting: they're meant for murdering people.
Weren't you going to escape anyway?
Tracy's abilities aren't meant for fighting: they're meant for murdering people.
Weren't you going to escape anyway?
>>60263
Yep. It's "allies within 10 feet (probably like 30 feet by level 17, I haven't checked) receive the benefit of that Paladin's Divine Grace." It's to eliminate that awkward imbalance where Trumpaladin has a high enough saving throw bonus to be confident in a situation, but the mount he's riding does not
Yep. It's "allies within 10 feet (probably like 30 feet by level 17, I haven't checked) receive the benefit of that Paladin's Divine Grace." It's to eliminate that awkward imbalance where Trumpaladin has a high enough saving throw bonus to be confident in a situation, but the mount he's riding does not
>>60264
Or if not this, just left him craft the additional Cloak of resistance into a Caparison of Resistance for Fae
Or if not this, just left him craft the additional Cloak of resistance into a Caparison of Resistance for Fae
>>60267
They share the base saving throws. Unless you're letting Fae/Tracy just use Trumpaladin's saving throw roll
They share the base saving throws. Unless you're letting Fae/Tracy just use Trumpaladin's saving throw roll
>>60266
He already has all of the spell to craft it. I think a mantle for a mount costs twice as much tho..
>>60267
>lack of wanting things
Well, I was also kind of over that mundane armor after I (supposedly) got the Armor of Darkness, once I learned that magical deflection doesn't stack with armor AC.
He already has all of the spell to craft it. I think a mantle for a mount costs twice as much tho..
>>60267
>lack of wanting things
Well, I was also kind of over that mundane armor after I (supposedly) got the Armor of Darkness, once I learned that magical deflection doesn't stack with armor AC.
Could Torc enchant Snek's hat to act like a ring of chameleon, except it's a hat and not a ring?
>>60270
I thought Tracy made him a hat of Disguise?
It's a top hat, but it can also look like any other kind of hat.
I thought Tracy made him a hat of Disguise?
It's a top hat, but it can also look like any other kind of hat.
>>60274
I could've sworn I mentioned it.
It takes only a day to make, so she could've given it to him whenever.
I could've sworn I mentioned it.
It takes only a day to make, so she could've given it to him whenever.
>check wiki
>no ebil equivalent to a holy avenger
reeeeee
Blackguard feels like a proto-type class in 3.5e...
>no ebil equivalent to a holy avenger
reeeeee
Blackguard feels like a proto-type class in 3.5e...
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>>60277
The glasses were Tracy's: as an ironic western foil to Thez's ninja mask.
She made Snek a top hat. I think it happened some time after the mummy room.
The glasses were Tracy's: as an ironic western foil to Thez's ninja mask.
She made Snek a top hat. I think it happened some time after the mummy room.
>>60280
I know. It's kind of lacking as a prestige class tho, since it doesn't really mesh well with most base classes. It's really only at full potential if you're a fallen (epic-level fallen is probably one of the strongest classes).
I guess it did set the thematic precedent for other base classes, like the paladins of tyranny/slaughter in UA, or the Warlocks in 5e.
I know. It's kind of lacking as a prestige class tho, since it doesn't really mesh well with most base classes. It's really only at full potential if you're a fallen (epic-level fallen is probably one of the strongest classes).
I guess it did set the thematic precedent for other base classes, like the paladins of tyranny/slaughter in UA, or the Warlocks in 5e.
>>60281
That's why she gave him a hat of disguise: it can change into different kinds of headgear as the disguise changes. It turns Snek into a better prop for Torc's memes.
That's why she gave him a hat of disguise: it can change into different kinds of headgear as the disguise changes. It turns Snek into a better prop for Torc's memes.
>>60284
They only lose Divine health, and a few spells.
The part about falling that sucks is that you can't trade all of you're levels if you're below level 20 but above level 10 (cuz that'd be haxx for taking ebin feats).
I liked how the paladins of tyranny and slaughter in UA got cause disease, deadly touch, and those inverted paladin spells tho. They make for a better base class. It's difficult to play a character that's mainly blackguard unless you took it at lvl 4 as a fighter.
>>60284
>mount far behind
Fae has pretty high base saves herself tho.
They only lose Divine health, and a few spells.
The part about falling that sucks is that you can't trade all of you're levels if you're below level 20 but above level 10 (cuz that'd be haxx for taking ebin feats).
I liked how the paladins of tyranny and slaughter in UA got cause disease, deadly touch, and those inverted paladin spells tho. They make for a better base class. It's difficult to play a character that's mainly blackguard unless you took it at lvl 4 as a fighter.
>>60284
>mount far behind
Fae has pretty high base saves herself tho.
>>60286
On the disguise hat? No. I'll allow Snek to wear 1 ring, and 1 bracer in addition to the hat/snglasses. BTW, is the Pinochet hat the disguise hat? The sunglasses could also do stuff I suppose.
On the disguise hat? No. I'll allow Snek to wear 1 ring, and 1 bracer in addition to the hat/snglasses. BTW, is the Pinochet hat the disguise hat? The sunglasses could also do stuff I suppose.
>>60287
Also, would it have killed them to give Paladin's the option to craft Holy weapons with Holy Sword?
Also, would it have killed them to give Paladin's the option to craft Holy weapons with Holy Sword?
>sneks hat changes to a crusader helmet
>"Deus Vult"
>Changes to Pinochet hat
>"We must physically remove communists"
>Changes to flatcap
>"Vodka vodka cyka blyat"
>MAGA cap
>"10 feet higher"
"Will you fucking stop?"
>"No, this is fun"
>"Deus Vult"
>Changes to Pinochet hat
>"We must physically remove communists"
>Changes to flatcap
>"Vodka vodka cyka blyat"
>MAGA cap
>"10 feet higher"
"Will you fucking stop?"
>"No, this is fun"
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>>60296
In all technicality a familiar counts as part of the spellcaster.
That's why Torc loses XP if Snek is kill.
In all technicality a familiar counts as part of the spellcaster.
That's why Torc loses XP if Snek is kill.
Just two more levels...
So yeah, were you guys gonna come to an agreement, or am I gonna spend 8 hours plotting the party's demise?
>tfw realize we've been shitposting in circles
Do we have a consensus on the scenario yet?
Do we have a consensus on the scenario yet?
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We're due for fresh bread, desu.
I'd rather pick up there, once things are sorted out.
I'd rather pick up there, once things are sorted out.
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