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>Game threadThis is number 10. If you've looked at /vx/ for more than a minute, you've probably noticed a trend.
Previous:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/5695.html#6373
>>6375>"Good of you to ask! I don't need much really, I'm more concerned with my son Ben growing up in a stable environment where he has a bright future to look forward to. You lot keep up with what you're doing and we're square in my book.We will you have Infernuis word, This very serious in Minotuar society. So have you heard the news of Rockwell terry?
>>6379"Not much tbh, I heard some of the townsfolk mention his name and I hear that the new church is almost entirely dedicated to him and his message, but I spend most of my time banging on hot metal so I haven't gotten around to the details. Are you familiar with it?"
>Meanwhile, with omenous music
"She isn't alone this time. I don't know the lengths, but one of them is a formidable Paladin <sneers>. Another is a Minotaur. I didn't get a good look at their magic user, but they have one, and one of them is an abomination of the same race as Lady Glimmer. They're not to be underestimated."
"Is that how you lost your arm then, oh most Low?" chuckles can be heard in the background.
"This is no laughing matter. If our designs are to come to fruition, a collaborative effort WILL be necessary."
"How shameful, a Balor asking for assistence. This favor will cost you DEARLY," speaks a shrill voice.
"It will cost YOU dearly to NOT act. Who here can claim a limb of MINE!"
And with that, the congregation falls silent.
>>6380I happen to be a cleric.
>>6382"A cleric you say? Perhaps you can help me then, what does Rockwell mean for someone in my position. How does a simple man with a family benefit from the teachings of Rockwell?"
>>6383Rockwell happens to hold common folk in very high regards, he loves you and your kids and wants you and yours to be free of (((Their))) grasp.
>>6384"Them. You must mean the ones with the big noses (townspeeps never saw them in rat form). What an insufferable bunch. Any enemy of theirs is a friend of mine."
>>6385Then Rockwell is with you my friend. Id suggest going to the shrine when you have some time.
*hands him a copy of mein kampf*
Infernuis have to go now, good to meet you terry, Rockwell please bless this mans house and family.
[1d20 = 11]
Also meanwhile:
"Hey Lenos, any chance you could lower the tower a bit? I know the current elevation is useful against intruders, but we seem to be in a good spot with Port Barry, and their defenses more than compensate for any disadvantage of lowering the building," Thez says brightly.
"Wut now?" he sighs, and lights another cigarette. "I suppose, but don't start thinking I'm just going to go along with your schemes. You still owe me that fly," he says with a wink.
"Oh, you're right now that I think about it," she says, a little dejected. She reaches into her hair and pulls out the ebony fly and holds it out to him, her palm open.
"A deal is a deal," she says with an almost imperceptible twitch of her eye.
He jumps up from his chair, "A pleasure doing business with you," he says, grasping the fly.
As he does so, she clamps her hand around his.
"It would be a shame if there were any,... inconsistencies in our agreement. You understand of course," she says, growing slowly, eerily closer.
"Don't get-"
"I mean if I were to be operating outside of our agreement, you would have grounds to take offense and seek satisfaction."
She says, clamping down on his forearm with the hand that just had the fly.
>>6386"Come back anytime!" he calls after
>>6388>88I sense it terry you have been blessed.
[1d20 = 13]
Lenos' eyes narrow and he lowers his posture for leverage.
"I think you're overstepping your bounds here twat, and I'll thank you to let go of my arm," he says through gritted teeth.
"Oh am I? Overstepping my bounds am I?"
He lifts his other arm in defense as she launches a punch into his wee sternum.
>>6389Fires crossbow up to the crystal.
[1d20 = 13]
Thez' punch launches him from the dais back toward where the hallway of rooms is. He bounces a couple times before rolling to his feet.
"That's gonna cost you," he begins.
"Cost. Funny you mention that," she slowly walks down from the dais. "Surely you know what comes of breaking a bargain with a devil?" she says, her eyes gleaming.
"Breaking? I don't know what you're-"
"Oh certainly not. One of such exceeding scruples as yourself would never stoop to rigging a challenge," she says, ever so slowly walking his way.
"Oh. Well. I won't speak to whatever you're talking about, not knowing of course, but I think you've come far enough."
Surprisingly, she stops.
"Tell me, what DID you offer?"
To this he thinks for a moment, quickly realizing she's talking about Infernius, the 'riding' bet, and the fact that she apparently knows about it.
He raises his hands in a shrug. "If I did know about what you mean, I'm sure it would be between that person and the other person in the situation.
"DON'T LIE TO ME!" she yells, both teleporting next to him and attempting an axe kick.
>>6391Success, you now have a physical line from the Plaza of Port Barry, leading to the floating building.
What potions can my character use?
>>6381>Lady GlimmerThis sends chills down my spine....
[1d20 = 17]>>6393Climb check do i get modifiers?
>tfw my ISP just pulled some sort of reset and I lost connection while posting
Just... one... second.
>>6396Nope, but you're fine. If a player is not pressed for time, they can take skill checks without a die roll, to allow for careful consideration and progress (there are exceptions, but for the most part).
>>6392Thez's kick lands, stunning him momentarily
"Surely you know what comes to those who violate an agreement with a devil," she taunts, her tail caressing him almost like a cat's.
"You must know, I'm entitled to a pound of flesh," she begins, savoring the moment.
He regains coordination and stands upright. Since his cigarette was lost, he lights a new one.
"Come get some you twisted she-bitch. You don't know what you're in for," he says, pulling the metal cylinder from his belt.
Help me out with the poitions. I want to make use of Soros's blood.
>>6399>tfw Infernuises stupidity caused this
[9d20 = 104]
What is about to ensue is a fight that has been on hold for a very long time, through multiple resets. GM advises players to maintain a safe distance. I'll be narrating this fight as though each player were independent of the GM, so that players can see illustrated the potential precision that can be applied to fights.
L> cast Dimensional Lock
"Whoops, where are you going to turn now?"
T> cast Protection from Energy - Fire
"Who's running?"
T>close distance
L>Ignite Erebus, defensive stance (+5 ac, -5 atk)
T>Fighting stance, Devil's Wing, full attack.
[12d8 = 50]
Lenos's cylinder erupts with red energy (you've seen nu Star Wars yeh? It looks like that.) as Thez darts toward him.
In a shower of sparks and energy (Thez and Lenos have several fields operating permanently, in addition to those just cast), they begin to fight. Several blows are extended (from T) while Lenos blocks and evades, showing a curious dexterity (another SW reference, think Yoda v Palpatine).
Thez strikes at him repeatedly, but most of her attacks are glancing, ineffective, or outright miss. Only a few make contact.
... The Game still going?
>tfw don't know how potions work...
[3d20 = 29]>>6405Her hits knock him back a few paces.
L> Dispel Magic
T> equip item Falcon's Claw, range attack
>>6407Several invisible/imperceivable fields about Thez pop, or wink out of existence. As this happens, she pulls a weird sceptre-lookin thing from her pouch and snaps it open into the most ridiculously opulescent Kama (mini scythe) that's ever been seen (gold blade). She launches it at him, with such speed and spin that it looks in flight like a frisbee.
>>6406Potions are essentially magic spells that anyone can use, literally consistent with the spell counterparts.
>>6409What potions, that I can buy here, could help me mutate attain my desired Ghost Rider powers with this Balor Blood?
[1d20 = 3]>>6408L> cast Forcecage
T>Shadow image, Feint, All-defense
Lenos ducks the frisbee (barely) and enacts a binding spell. At the same time, several Thez' emerge from the 'one' and proceed toward Lenos from multiple angles.
>>6410Regeneration. Its pricey, (not rly, there's that pile of gold), but its worth it if you need to not die.
Lenos' spell succeeds (to my surprise) and Thez is now held in a gray-ish cube of energy. Pounding can be heard from within.
"Well that was easier than I expected," he says taking another drag.
T> cast Magical Fang (unseen)
Lenos taps at the cube. "You alright in there? You need some water?" he goads.
>>6413Do i hear this fight going down?
>>6415Yes. As you enter the building, you can hear commotion toward the back end of the building (near the rooms).
>>6416I head that way to see whats going on.
>>6412Alright, and what exactly can I gain from this combined potion/graft? I really only want to gain powers in reference to the movie (i.e. flaming whip)
[2d20 = 35]
T> cast haste, ready javelins for flurry of blows.
L> cast Increase Size
*walks into potions store*
>>6418>movieFug u, I haven't seen it yet ~_~
Potions can essentially buff any attribute, ability, skill, or w/e. Wat u want?
>>6421You havent seen ghost rider?
[2d20 = 17]
Lenos is now 4'6" in height (his lightsabre grows respectively as Thez stews in her juices (non-lewd).
T> Release seal
L> Ready Meteor Swarm
>>6421Neither have I, desu, or at least not entirely (I just know it has something to do with Nicholas Cage as a ghost with a Flaming skull for a head, riding a motercycle and using a flaming chain whip). I just want to be able to become on fire and use a flaming whip,
like the Balor does.
>>6422By "The movie" I immediately assumed MLP. I am open to correction.
The percussion on the cube around Thez doubles in intensity, and cracks of light start to appear.
>>6424That? Thats much easier, one second.
>>6421>>6424Fucking plebs.
>>6424Oh wow. I never made the ghost-rider connection. Its brilliant. Uh,... don't hesitate to drink Thez' blood (lawful evil), if that's your design.
>>6424>>6427If i had to give Johnny Blaze (Ghost Rider) an alignment it would be lawful evil.
The bombardment on the cube increases. From 1.5 strikes/ second, to 2.8 strikes/second, until its up to 5.1 strikes/second. As the bombardment increases, more and more cracks appear on the surface of the cube.
>>6428Oh, he's archetypally LE, and I'm disappointed that I didn't realize it sooner. Not only is it Nic Cage but its a consequential, "reap what you sow" type character. Oh it fits, and it fits NICE.
>>6429"Hey what going on over there!"
[4d20 = 27]
The grayish cube, striated with cracks all over, finally ruptures and explodes outward, sending shards of grayish magic all over the environment, which are on fire and dissipate as the proceedings occur.
Thez stands there (in midair), enveloped in flame and wrath and hate, claws extended.
Lenos looses his meteor swarm, a volley of 4
dia balls of white-hot light at her/
SORRY IM LATE GUYS
PC hates me today
Fuckin wifi wont work
Give me a min to catch up
>>6433Meme man, glad your here.
[33d20 = 361]
Okay three balls, which strike at her as she stands motionless. Her eyes are fully red, and are slits (like a cat's). as the balls collide in an erupting shower of flame and sparks.
L> cast Cat's Grace
T> ABSOLUTE MURDER (hastened, flurry of blows using javelins)
>>6425>>6427If I do this, will my character be permanently disfigured, or can I just "Go Ghost" (edgy reference for an edgy hoers), when I want to, like how Soros transformed?>>6420*clears throat*
>>6381>didn't get good lookHe feckin shanked me
>>6436I just remembered
>what ever happens to Tracy will be accepted as board canonKek, I made Tracy a proud member of the white race
>>6436Go Ghost, permanent wouldn't be as much fun.
Meanwhile.
Lenos, who was already Yoda-ing around the room shows increased agility and speed from his recent spell. Unfortunately, Thez isn't using conventional weapons. She unleashes a volley of Javelins of Lightning (a magical weapon that upon being thrown converts into a literal bolt of lightning, but since javelins are monk weapons AND flurry of blows requires monk weapons, and she's a monk) 31/32 hit him, leaving him a smouldering pile of brownie, his hands distorted awkwardly.
the fight is not overThez loses her rage-face and begins to breathe heavily, clearly depleted from the previous.
>>6437Knee-jerk and non-committed. He still thought he was going to waltz in and have his way at the time. Don't worry, you'll have an opportunity to address any disdain.
Though heavily charred, one of Lenos' hands drifts toward an amulet on his neck. Considering the oddity of his appearance, the amulet was only icing on the cake, but it appears with a Lion's head sculpture on it. His hand comes to rest on it, and with his thumb, he pushes a button.
>>6439Good, I'm gonna stab him
>>6436Invision second pic with hair the color of tracy's old coat and same hairstyle. BOOM transformed tracy
>>6436Can I say I just bought my desired alchemy supplies, and take them home to the crystal?
>>6441That pony is actually based off of Ember: the OC of that faggot who shot up that store a few months back.
>>6436Tracy that edge is sharp enough to slice your hooves with.
>>6436Tracy that edge is sharp enough to slice your hooves with.
>>6444>my trips REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6446What were you going to do with them?
>>6440Waves of DBZ-esque energy flows from Lenos, as his form begins to contort. He was already 4'+ feet tall, butt this is different. For starters, his skin almost uniformly begins to darken, with shards of black growing outward. His neck elongates, his tail (he's growing a tail) also extends, and a pair of wings fling off the robes he was previously wearing.
>>6441Uh, I think you need to catch up a bit more. The two combatants right now are Lenos and Thez, and you probably don't want to get involved. You can if you REALLY want, but don't.
>>6442Yes, and for the moment don't worry about specifying those supplies, they're just "Undisclosed Alchemy stuffs"
>>6446>missed trips>got pali>REEEE
>>6448Has the circus-fire in the pyramid stopped yet?
>>6447Steal the equine with "alicorn" forming a horn on its head
>>64481- I meant Soros faggot
2- *shadilay plays in distance*
As Lenos' metamorphosis continues/concludes, he completes it in the form of an oversized (maybe a head or so taller than your average Moose) black dragon, striped with golden tiger-esque stripes.
"Fug" says Thez.
>>6450>ShadilayBoth combatants receive a negative modifier to all die rolls.
>>6444Trips confirm not edgy enough, go edgier
>>6451What did this drama start over again?
>>6454Cuz Lenos tried to cheat Thez (a devil who is/are very particular about agreements, wagers/bets, and contracts).
>>6456Can I go in without dealing with their bullshit?
>>6457The building, yes. They're toward the back, near the 'rooms' hallway.
Lenos-dragon (yes) screams.
https://youtu.be/4a_cz-_yZS0
>>6456Are they fighting by the forge?
>>6458>the rooms>where I would've goneI'm in the building, btw. I just want to drop off my sjit, and go for a healthy equine trot (explore the surrounding wooded area). I would've avoided them, if it meant being in close proximity to their drama though.
>tfw party gets new hoers, so I can't have the stables all to myself.
>>6459No, that way is clear.
L> Dragon-burp
Thez> charge jyuken
Lenos: To DUST with you!
Thez: In ur ass newt-boy!
>>6460You don't want to watch? Now I'm sad.
U might check the stables, there has been a reorganization that hasn't been witnessed yet.
>>6458Eh, I decide to try my hand at forging
I travel to the treasury, what am I greated with?
>>6463>Welcomes the chance to laugh in ponimaru's face, but wants to avoid meeting the vanilla cunt at all costs.........
[2d20 = 16]
Lenos-dragon unleashes a gout of flaming/dissolving murder at Thez, clearly intenton smiting her with a deluge of napalm.
>>6465Would you like me to take care of the unicorn?
[1d20 = 7]>>6465*walks by with 60 ft radius in stealth, taking a peek and listening*
roll for detection
>>6467Are you even there?
[1d20 = 16]>>6468Detection?
>>6464The forge(s) are empty. Before you are an array of barrel-type forges which (though not holding any pieces atm) are belching flames conically. About the treasyury are piles of wealth of every shape, size, variety, and composition (metals, gems, etc.)
>>6465You're in luck, cuz all you find is the ninja-hoers; Vcunt is not present.
>>6468Torcuil was there before you arrived, though he never made his way to the stables and so you're the first to observe the situation.
>>6471I'm going to assume Garnets and Iron are some of those materials
Can a craft a rod to move metal objects?
Garnet because it is the only magnetic gemstone
[1d20 = 18]
Thez is enveloped in napalm, well above and beyond Lenos' previous 'burps'. As the fluid strikes, a shrill hissing sound can be heard.
As the gout of napalm dissipates, Thez is still standing there. Most burned, haggared, and having seen better days (with wisps of smoke trailing off of her).
"My turn now bitch-fist," She says.
[1d20 = 7]>>6469*pokes head inside (in stealth)* (ikd that he's been resurrected again, right?)
>>6475didn't mean to roll...
[40d8 = 202]>>6473Not just, but yes (on both counts).
>>6474Now a dimensional lock is not an all-encompassing spell. For example, it is subject to spell resistence, such as the type which Thez' unholy aura employs. That, coupled with that moments-ago die roll grants her a teleporting hit.
>>6477>not just, but yesWat?
So, do I role oo craft this thing or?
>>6469If you can find her...
Much as I want this fight to continue, that last blow (mathematically and logistically) is successful in knocking Lenos the fuck out.
The building's situation resolves, and all the fighting comes to an abrupt halt. No one gets any experience, but Thez (almost the worst for wear she's EVER been) stumbles away from the fight victorious(?).
"I'm gonna go and-" and she collapses on the stairs, clearly headed for the mess hall but not making it at all. Lenos also is passed the fuck out, some distance away near the "room" hallway.
Okay, I'm done with all that.
>>6477Garnets, iron, the forges are quite sophisticated
>>6475As you peek in Ponimaru eyes you warily. He has bracers on his hooves/forelegs, with several blades (both full length and smaller) strapped about himself.
Trollestia is not apparent, and her location is unknown at the moment.
>>6483"Pffft!"
>*blows subtle raspberry in an expression that doesn't translate from hoers speech*
>>6481I carry thez to the mess hall and cast cure critical wounds.
>>6485Also, where'd he get new kunai from? I took all his shit after killing him. Could I practically just farm this faggot for items, if I had the capability to kill him again (just a hypothetical)?
>>6484Wut indeed. Ponimaru smirks at you, but you don't know where to go/ what to next (as far as Troll-face is concerned).
>>6488Is torquil in the stables too?
>>6487>ninja-farmingIts not an unreasonable conclusion, you're welcome to try.
>>6486Awww, thats awfully nice of you. Noted for future. ^_^
Also, what does the inside of the stables look like?
>>6492Aside from Ponimaru, who is maintaining an even distance from you (fully ready for battle) there's hay. few piles are around, but mostly flat/clear stables.
Hoooah. That took alot out of me. Thez and Lenos have been fixing to have a go ever since, and that's the first time they've given eachother what-for. I hope it was good 4 all, with an emphasis about declared intentions and pre-emptive strategy. NPCs can't do it to that level (player advantage) so don't hesitate if ur feelin' froggy.
[1d20 = 3]>>6493"~Pfffffft!"
>'Look who decided to wake up.'>mfwWere talking like a wooden, open-room stables, without dividers? Close to a barn?
Also detection
[1d20 = 16]>>6495>rolling a three on one of your most basic skills....
>>6496Do i even need to roll for that? Just checking for traps
>>6491I bring lennos to the library.
[1d20 = 15]>>6495Crystalline structure still, but wood framing and accenting. A mix of old-style and "nu-style" stables, mostly open to allow mounts (assuming non-hostile) to roam a bit.
>>6497If not pressed, generally no.
>>6498You're an afully caring Minotaur...
>tfw can't exploit the chance to chop them both up and liquidate their bodies for resources
>>6498Awww, I'm not even in character anymore and I'm touched. There'll be nothing lasting (aside from bantz) from this fight, but that you did that won't go unnoticed,... you big softie.
>>6499>[smugging intensifies]Does the cuck talk or not?
>>6502To you, no. He's on high alert, but he's not acting too aggressively.
>>6501Infernuis leave him note saying "me help you, can you show me how to make gold-steel items? Me would have brought you here whatever your decision is, me just not want to be mean like people who abandoned infernuis."
>>6503>doesn't respond to unwarranted smugpostingBoring...
>>6501Lucky he did too...
For clariification/elucidation/lulz, Thez and Lenos have had something of a rivalry ever since they first met (which was like when you all first met, except without the explosions).
>>6504Dood, stop, I'm having feels now. ^;_*
>>6505You could've staked both in the heart and they'd have still lived. Each requires special circumstances to kill, neither of which know what it is for the other.
>>6505He has a mission, and though he knows how dangerous you are (all TOO well) you're not his mission.
>>6506GM advice; them there claws make for good resources. I'd offer the horns, but that's why they're chopped
>>6506Infernuis decides to go and see the unicorn thats caused so much trouble.
>>6508The stable seems empty, except for the ninja-colt you rode back from Port Barry not too long ago.
>>6506I was unironically going to eat both their hearts, bottle their blood and wear their skins (I get autistic when I'm drunk)>>6506Move off to MY corner of the stables, make myself comfortable in MY hay, and lick the edge of MY kunai knife, in a very provocative manner.
[1d20 = 13]>>6510>autistic>drunkSounds like you're running on GM fuel.
>>6511You find the hay uncomfortable.
>>6509I walk over to the ninja colt. "Hey buddy feel like going on a run? Infernuis hear about place where you feel good in forest."
>>6511My bad, Tracy is there too.
I sometimes have trouble differentiating between players operating in a scene v. npcs in scene
>>6515"No," he says glaring at you, then doubly at Tracy.
>>6514God dammit. I wanted to keep this one under wraps (pun not unintended) so I rolled a legit dice and it came up 20.
So. Upon detection, Tracy finds that Ponimaru is in fact one of the latent piles of hay. Upon discovering this, Ponimaru gets a weird expression, and with a puff of smoke and vapor reverts to Trollestia.
>>6518infernuis be nice by asking but its a few hours on foot and im not walking infernuis going plant spotting.
*OOC:im looking for wild weed plants growing in the medow where tracy found the unicorn*
*Mounts ninja colt*
Rather, one of the piles is Ponimaru, and Ponimaru is Trollestia.
>>6521Noted, but it will have to wait. I gotta crash with the quickness. I'm (as usual) behind schedule on that.
>>6522>>6520Why unicorn look like hay?
>>6522So, I'm lying on top of ponimaru? *is really gross and THOT-like about it*
Is he dead? *continues to use him as pillow, regardless*
>>6524Well, since Tracy is murderous Ponimaru decided to hide. Since Trollestia is a troll, she decided to mask herself as Ponimaru (esp given the to do last night about 'who gets the unicorn').
>>6525No, he's alive, and aside from Trollestia revealing herself, you're the only one who knows there's a ninja hoers in the hay.
And with that, I bid you all a most esteemed and fond adieu, until next.
(phone checks, but otherwise out)
>>6526Trollestia knows where he is too? (just trying to make sense of the situation)
*lays on the colt with all her weight, as if she didn't know he was there*
>>6526>And with that, I bid you all a most esteemed and fond adieu, until next.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6526Also, can unicorns really generate weapons when they shape-shift? How did she get those knives?
>is unable to fall asleep.....
>>6528Yes
>>6530Yes, cosmetically.
From underneaf u, the 'pile' mutters something about unfinished business.
srsly, sleep
>>6532>*lays ass on face*sleeps, irl
K, quick update/explanation.
Lenos is not actually a Brownie. Lenos is actually a dragon, upon whom a ceremony-type binding spell was cast. He is a Black/Gold dragon hybrid (brought about when a Black dragon got his hands on a Gold dragon-orb and did some shenanigens with the resultingly helpless Golds he came across). His amulet allows him to temporarily dispel the seal and revert to his true form, but when he does he goes quite insane. Upon his defeat (mostly because of duration but also because it fits) he reverts to Brownie form. He and Thez will be infirm for 'a few days', so the party doesn't have to worry about their interference, if they wish to explore other avenues of the Game uninterrupted.
>>6534... How helpless would they be in this state...?
>>6534>Lenos is actually a dragonI knew he wasn't s regular brownie.
>>6527Can I get a clear description of this guy? He was a "mare" in his first mention, appeared to be an adult later on (could carry Infernius when Copperbutt couldn't) and now he's a colt. My reaction will very depending on the circumstances.
>>6538You'll have to excuse me, I'm often pretty drunk by the end of a session and often mis-type. He's a stallion.
>>6539>He's a stallion.There go my THOT Nee-san scenarios...
>>6540Sorry, but to fit the theme for the OC development, he would be older. Probably somewhere in his mid-late 30's.
>>6542If you really want, I can work it so this is (somehow) part of his training and development. He's based largely on Rikimaru from the Tenchu franchise, who did some weird multi-dimensional shit; if you really want, he can be a Colt. Not sure how he'd work as a steed in that event, but hey.
>>6543I don't want to be spoiled. That'd be great, but I can go either way. Do what you want.
>wants Tracy (not exclusively) to be happy
I don't mind. And actually, I just had an idea. I'm good with it. ^_^
>>6473Also bismuth. (yes, diamagnetic ^_~)
>>6545>>6543Alright then. I'll start by teaching him how dangerous it can be to be a white knight.
>>6546>bismuth>gemstoneDid yiu mean metal?
Also, Hi faggots
GM how did my forging go?
>>6548bismuth is a gemstone m9
>>6549>It is a brittle metal with a silvery white color when freshly produced, but surface oxidation can give it a pink tinge. Bismuth is the most naturally diamagnetic element, and has one of the lowest values of thermal conductivity among metals.Aka, the special color is rust
>>6550>Bismuth is an uncommon mineral composed of the element of the same name. Its rarity is about the same as Silver. It usually forms in ugly masses, though occasionally does form in aesthetic lustrous crystals. Bismuth has a metallic-white color with a slight reddish or pinkish hue. This pure color will only be present on an untarnished (i.e. freshly broken) surface, since Bismuth tarnishes yellow to dark-gray.
>>6551Crystals are a structure
Certain rocks will form in crystals but aren't gemstones
Salt is a great example of this
>>6548>>6549>>6550>>6551Yep. I wasn't suggesting bismuth was a gem, I was suggesting that having bismuth in a forge could allow the forger to 'rest' their material in magnetic suspension, allowing for greater thermal regularity.
>>6553OHHHH
That makes sense
>>6554Now check these trips
I use them to finish my rod
>>6555MAKING a rod is easy, you/I don't even need to roll for that. Embellishing and enchanting it, that's the hard part.
BUT starting with trips is a GOOD start
>>6557I figured trips would work somehow
>>6558They do, but item creation isn't simple at all. I mean it can .be simplified, but the WHOLE of the venture is this.
Tale subtle material. Work/mold it (masterwork). Apply embellishments (equal-greater quality). Apply magicks. Synergize.
You're talking 4 levels of crafting (and that's with a rod, weapons and armor require more).
I'm not saying "No, fail." or w/e, and we CAN simplify it, but your request was "Try my hand at forging". Xp
>>6559Huh
>local man tries tabletop rpg for first time>gets confused as fucking hell
Also, I'm not undistracted at the moment. My plate runneth over.
>>6562I'm not complaining! My tortilla runneth over likewise. Xp
>>6561better be drawing that fucking anne frank pone
>>6564No, I'm not. That's my Wednesday project. Xp
>>6567Exhausted and stressed out for various reasons...
I'm not about to do any emo-tier blog-posting though.
>>6567>goysInfernius explodes
>mfw if I'm not mistaken Tracy could stand to give a heads up
>>6571Lurking. I'm always lurking.
>tfw you've been sitting on this guy's face for the past 2 days.
>>6572>tfw when you're the reasonI love my job
>>6572I'm always here as well, even if between school, work, and other things I cannot post
>>6574>>6573That's lovely to hear.
>>6575Uh, thanks
I guess
Also, I quite sadly won't have a playlist by saturday cause my pc's wireless adapter went down the shitter. FML
>>6571Were you intending to do something tonight?
>>6577Pls don't. I'm going to sleep.
>>6577No, and it seems by your candor that I need to refine my estimates. No worries
>>6576Not a problem, last session I looped the one song for hours.
>>6579>it seems by your candor that I need to refine my estimates.What exactly did you mean by this?
>>6582
what did he mean by this
> it seems by your candor that I need to refine my estimates.
>>6583>>6588Maybe I'm missing irony or sarcasm in your posts, but the meaning is pretty clear. GM was planning on having more sessions, or perhaps very late at night, and was surprised to find that in post 6578 o.tb ("Tracy") very bluntly stated "please don't [have a session tonight], I need sleep." This is surprising not so much because of what is actually said, but because the wording is blunt, whereas we'd expect the normal desire to be polite to people we don't really know to soften any requests not to have a session that night. It means o.tb/Tracy was more unwilling to proceed with a late night session than GM had anticipated; even though he was not planning a session that night, he must have thought general willingness was higher. Now he must consider whether midweek sessions are too burdensome. I think it's also worth note that GM's reply is somewhat cryptic. To me, that suggests that GM intentionally obfuscated his message by use of overly formal diction, probably because he thought his post would be accusing Tracy of being rude, which is unpleasant.
>>6589tl;dr GM was planning on having other midweek sessions, Tracy said not just no but hell no, and GM was made to rethink session times because of how blunt Tracy was.
>>6589>>6590I will rise to any challenge, should the need come. The wording was only short and blunt blunt because I was lazily mobilefagging with one hand after already having tucked myself in, under the impression that there probably wasn't going to be a session that night (I just thought that it would've started half an hour ago if it were going to happen, although I guess I just didn't want to be caught by surprise
and find out my character had been >raped to death by the fucking unicorn...)
>>6593I apologize if I sounded selfish there. I didn't think there was a game planned, but I would not have objected to going on anyway.
Whoa, there's been a misunderstanding. I'll fill you in in a bit, but I'm on a schedule. No offense was taken, nor intended
>>6596>I cannot into human communicationI tried
>>6596Ah, that's a relief.
>>6597>>6598Don't sweat it. I was not intending to run a game last night at all.
The irritated anonfilly was cuz I thought I was smarter than I actually am, and made a miscalculation about the situation I was responding to. Basically I thought someone was playing a joke on me, and that Tracy's faggot might be involved. I apologize.
>>6375>Previous bread is lagging my browserWhen this happens, I usually just click the "Last 50 Posts" button, and that takes care of it.
We didn't have anything planned tonight though, right?
>>6600I would love to play tonight if he did.
>>6601I could do it too, if that's what's convenient.
GM I have to ask the real questions here...
Who is which nut?
>>6605How would we decide such things?
>>6606Idk
Class?
Whether or not the character is a homicidal pony?
Whether or not a character is the poster child for an energy drink?
inb4 bad "left nut" joke
>>6607Which nut represents what though?
>is confused>>6605U mean namefagging?
>I have no name XpWut do you want to call me? I could make suggestions, but one doesn't name themselves on anon-boards.
As for the others, I have a fair guess of who's-who, but there's one or two I'm unsure of at this point. Just sayin'
>>6609>one doesn't name themselves on anon-boardsI name me
>>6612Refresh your browser
>>6609>thread is called mixed nuts>>6608Idk, do I look like fucking Einstien?
>>6611>distant foog noises
>>6611U can has milkshake ;_;
>cucked
Let the record show that the GET was returned to His Denver Broncos.
Praise be to the Broncos
\r
>>6616>frog noises slowly get louder
>>6616>Almonds, Cashews, Macadamias, Hazels, Pistachios, Walnutswho out of our party is which type of nut.
>>6616To His glory, and His Denver Broncos. Have I told you of the Denver Broncos? Let me tell you of Him, and indeed His Denver Broncos. Once, there was not Glory unto Him, without which the Denver Broncos were indeed (indeed!) in woe. Their woe was that there were those - Still! - And in spite of Him - that Football should reign.
This could not be permitted, nor abided. Whence-forth came the man who is and would be known alwasys and Frever as Football
and forever as John Elway, and unto him were granted Footballs. Not the footballs of the mind and soccer, but the one TRUE Football which upon His name did rest.
With great diligence and fortitude did He sign that Footballl to be passed effortlessly unto those fans in whomn dwelt that/(those) Footballs. And so he did smile upon Football, for neither was it offsides, nor participated in/with Eli Manning, who is a fag.
>tfw I wrote this before sleep but never posted.
>>6621Praise Football. Praise American.
Btw, GM, congrats on mastering the game this well so far. It's been really creative, original and fun, and the allusions were great. Casting Soros as a Balor and making him get all cocky after Rockefeller disappeared was a great touch, and the suggestion that "Lady Glimmer" had multiple levels to herself in the Abyss (even in the Abyss, Glimmerniggers still spam their horseshit) was funny in a spooky way.
I'm looking forward to the next play. It's been fun.
>>6623Agreed
Props to you GM
and I guess all you other faggots who have stuck around this long
>>6622>>6623>>6624>>6626>>6631D'awww,.... This has been orders of magnitude more enjoyable, gratifying, and successful than I ever imagined. At first I was skeptical it would even work over an anonboard, and its all thanks to you guys.
\r
>>6630>tfw not included in the collective internet hug
>>6631MY BAD! Can I get a mod edit?
also, which one are you?
>>6633Modified now to link to post
>>6631, which clearly was made after
>>6630, so now the post paradoxically links to a post made after it was.
>which one are youI'm a keep that a secret
If that's Lee, you got some splainin' ta do.
>>6640>Always has the same filenames
>>6641Reeee! It's because I'm on a phone.
>mfw I'm the only one who seems to not know
>>6642>stop or bbc on you
>>6642You'll never escape my watchful, autistic eye. I've already learned to recognize your posting style.
>>6644I am not afraid of the British Broadcasting Corporation!
>>6645Bitch, please! I recognized your style many ages ago
>>6647That's good. It means we're growing closer.
>>6654I'm literally autistic, some things come easy to me; others no.
>>6655Me as well. I'm just really, really obsessive.
>>6655as autistic as this guy?
>>6657If by that you mean a person who,....
yes
>>6657Idk if autism is that easily compared,
but mine is pretty severe...
>>6658hey gm can this be my roleplay item?
>>6660An insignia? A cleric should have one.
>>6661yea but can it be a branding iron?
>>6662Only if you, yourself are already branded, on the flank.
Ur lucky flood detection stopped me, cuz that'd have been my gets
>>6667Off by one
>>6666Congrats, Lenni.
>>6666What's that from, anyway?
>>6671loud house.
>its pretty bluepilled but they have a pretty good range of waifus.
>tfw you've been sitting on Ponimaru's face for 4 days now
I'm still itching to play again..
>>6672>waifu that isn't a pony
>>6674im basically Hitler i know.
>>6673Game time doesn't quite work that way but, I'll get my shit together. It is friday
for me after all
>>6677i didnt know this existed,thanks Tracy.
(you) for you
>>6679Neither did I (didn't know about the show); I just found it on derpibooru.
>>6678friday for (you) how?
>>6681I was wondering that too...
>>6681Cuz I work 4 10/hr days instead of 5/8's
Alright. Unless there's any objections, but I was gonna assume that at least a day had passed since the latest. I haven't looked since there's been plenty of comfy bantz, so if anyone wants to declare what they did or would have done, feel free.
>>6687I have more to say but I'll say it later
>>6688Y later? I'm trying to setup at this point, its not "on" ftm
>>6687>A day has passedWait, aren't I still sitting on ponimaru, staring down Trollestia?
>would have done.Add some of that Jewish silk to the saddle, and add explosives-making materials to alchemy supplies (if possible).
Also, can we have dimeterium in this universe?
An often overlooked (and sometimes cumbersome but other times useful) aspect of such RPs is humanism. I mean, when was the last time characters took a shit? This is one of those times.
For example. After resting for the night, Thez is mummified in bandages and being carried around by her over-sized fly.
>>6690You were, and you still be. Hmmm. By "a day has passed" I mean "It was night, and its day again". THE day has passed would have been more accurate.
>dimeterium... anti-magic alloy? Oh FUCK yes.
>>6691Fucking love dimeterium. It nerfs the fuck out of magic users.
>Can't be detected>Can't be levitated>Can be made into wide-range explosives and handcuffs>Can't use magic within range of itIt's a witch-hunter's wet dream. Mages btfo.
>wide range
I got excited and exaggerated there..
Still, adds balance to any universe that features magic users.
>>6687infernuis rode to magical forest and gathered weed.
>>6693>wide-rangeNo, that's legit. There are several magic items that fit the bill, and I appreciate the heads-up cuz it gives legitimacy to it (dimensional handcuffs for example)
>>6694What would Hitler say (unironic question)?
>>6696cannabis is from nature so he probbaly wouldnt mind.
>>6695It's from The Witcher. The Witcher III is one of my favorite games.
>>6697Uhm,... I'm gonna have to play the BS card on that one. I'm not anti weed but I'd say Hitler would be.
>>6697>Suggesting Hitler would be fine with mind destroying degeneracyAnon, I...
>>6699NatSocism is based around the highest law(no pun intended)nature.
>>6700>muh weed kills brain cells cliche.
>>6697Most things come from nature, m8..
>>6699A lot of Nazis were doing meth though... They used it as a performance enhancer, that allowed them to stay up in trenches for days at a time.
They didn't know about it horrible drawback back then though (it was recently invented).
>>6703Meth keeps you awake and fighting Russians. Weed just makes you useless
>>6692NO NO NO
HELP I NEED A RAPE WHISILE
How'd my magno-staff come out GM?
Like forge-wise, Now i have to enchant it.
Right?
>>6703Yes, and meth is a performance enhancer (in a manner of speaking). Weed?
>>6702>muh greentext is an argument clicke
>>6706its a Preception enhancher.
>>6705Prepare your haggis!
>>6709NOPE
THIS ISN'T happening again
God be with ye,
M'pony
>teleports away austisticly
>>6711
For fucking around with enemys in armor and heavy metal objects
It's kind hard for a knight to attack you when you use fucking magnets how do they work to pin them to a wall
>>6709hey can i make one of these or is lennos awake yet? if so i try to find him.
>>6713>GunzSeems like a game breaker, desu..
How do rangers function in this game?
>>6715They why doesn't everyone use them?
>>6716because its up to the gm to decide how rare they are.
>>6714They probally function...
Now here me out,
Crazy idea here
They
Probally
Function
With ranged weapons
>>6715>MusketsBelievable
>revolversI'll accept it
>gatling gunPushing but fine
>that trashy looking shitNo
>>6716>magic>gunsWhat would you pick?
>>6712Makes perfect sense. By your trips, I declare a functional rendering of the material (masterwork rod, unenchanted).
>>6713Lenos is in a body-cast. He's awake, but he's not very communicative atm.
>>6715Guns ARE in d&d. Arquebuses are the norm, more sophisticated guns are,... not unheard of but extremely rare and hard to come by. Golden gun? No.
>>6718This, desu.. (this breaks every /k/ bone in my body)
>>6719>Not using enchanted bullets
>>6720>blocks bullets with skillful art of the katana, letting the spagetti...Who the fuck am I kidding
>magic shield>>6721So, how do I enchant?
>>6721i bring lennos some gold.
> its not the golden gun, i was thinking about geting it made out of gold-steel.
>>6714Rangers fit their environment. Robin Hood is one example, Batman (oh yeah, I said it) is another.
>>6719>MusketsArquebuses
>RevolversBetter find an UBER savvy machinist, they don't have much for requisitely precise tools.
>gatling guno_o
>>6724>Inb4 Infernius explodes, because he had the nerve to ask Lenos for a complicated favor while he was in a full-body cast
>>6725Hey,
If fuckers could make a gatling gun in the 1800s we can
I think...
>>6726i didnt say i asked him about it right now.
>>6727Its not that its impossible, its that I don't trust you all with a gatling gun. Xp
>>6726That latest explosion wasn't Lenos, that was (me) 4 the goy comment.
>>6727>Precussion caps>Steel Rolling>Blast Furnances>Rifling>The self-contained cartridgeI think you are quite a few technological milestones away from Gatling guns
>>6729Trump?
>>6730GM?
Who's who?
Oh god dammit, we're raping the board again
>>6730>>6733one of you namefag.
>>6727We are
>A deranged mudpony>white-knighting Minotaur>A Scottish wizard who can barely meme>A Trumpian Waifu thief>A a self-insert Mary Sue>An dragon who got fucked into a freaking brownieWhich of those would have any knowledge about making guns? Have you ever made a gun? It's actually harder than it sounds.
>>6736Can't namefag, but I can confuse
>>6738me black knight, not a faggoty white knight.
>>6738>A dragonWait, I obiously missed something
>Also>can barely memeOh
Okay
>>6741lennos is a dragon, he is a brownie for some reason i dont remember.
>>6738O_O
>deep breaths>"Don't delete the thread! He's just an asshole!"@_@
>"... please.">Okay.
>>6741>Maybe I was a bit harshYou gotta do your homework, m8. Even I'm watching all of these Nicolas Cage movies (especially the really shitty ones) just for the sake of memes.
>>6742Black-gold dragon hybrid. Cursed by whacked-out cult.
>>6740Found a picture of you
>>6743Don't worry. After 5 posts only mods can delete threads, not OPs. Also, aren't all of those descriptions more or less accurate?
>>6742Oh
Please forgive, my memory sucks ass
>>6743???
... Was I wrong..?
>>6748me didn't say nigger knight
>>6746Threads maybe. Posts, no.
>>6738>Self-insert mary-sueI can't even. I literally can't. Rly?
>>6751i dont think so, im guessing she is a character from a previous campaign.
>>6751>Thez is not a self-insert Mary SueI can believe being an order of magnitude better at magic or combat because of being left over from an older generation, but her live performance artistry skills are way the fuck OP
>>6751Sorry... I've been acting like a prick all night.. It's mostly work-related stress. Don't mind me.>tfw no coworker's face to eat
>>6754What kind of job do you have that allows you to keep the same IP address all day long? I have to mobile post
>>6754We should get (the real) Donald Trump to sign a law where you can murder annoying coworkers
Whould that help?
>>6755I'd rather maintain my anonymity, nut I mostly just use my data because reasons.
>>6754>moar deep breathsIts... okay. Thez is not a waifu, but she's... special. I started her character 24 years ago, so it kinda stings when you put it that way. I know you meant no offense, but there's subtle (and at the time and since) inherent developing psychology behind her. I put her in a body-bandage ("HEY!") cuz she is literally too powerful, but that one got me in the feels. Sorry for getting triggered.
>>6758Nah, I was just trying to be extra nasty because reasons. She's a fine character.
>>6757>Being deliberately crypticI'm getting it out of you sooner or later because now you have me curious
>>6758>24 years agoHoly hell
>>6758>24 years Fug! That's some dedication.
>>6759Not at all. She's foul, insufferable, and obnoxious with a "cute"
unnecessarily sexualized overtone. Whatever is appreciable about her is to do with the characters not knowing her full nature (which I've deliberately neglected, cuz awkward). I understand summaries, but Mary Sue is not it. You don't have to take my word for it, but its better with this iteration.
>>6761I started playing when D&D books said "12 and up" and I said hell no.
>>6762>>6758>not waifuJust wait until your tulpa >rapes you; then you'll understand.
>>6758>24 yearsyou have significantly more rpg experience than me.
>>6763>implying shes not an Egregore.
>>6765Not to sensationalize, but I was in the 4/mlpol/ tulpa thread,....
W/e, thank you
>>6738I got to experience a trigger that needs addressing. No hard feelings.
"He is an exceptional faggot," she offers.
Back to the game.
>>6738I suppose that's an adequate description, bias removed. Unfortunately, none have the technical skill to fabricate a firearm. Firearms are like fireworks (mideval period) where its carefully guarded and restricted information in the best case.
>>6766ok i still go to lennos.
>>6757Okay now this is really bothering me
>>6768I'll gladly share more about myself with you, ~Flashy. You'll have to return the favor though. *hot breath in your face* That's what in means to be a couple, right?
>>6767He glares at you from a cot, inside a body cast.
"MMMrrrrfuuurrrrk d'yuuuuuur wnnnnnnt?" he seems to ask?
>>6755Don't hate, I'm leveraging my company to offer employee wifi to boost morale and lower employee turn-over
>>6769Goddamn you're good at this>>6770I had just never even thought it possible to have the same internet service, especially one that doesn't rotate IPs every few days, everywhere you go
>>6770i sit down a bag of gold next to him. knowing dragons like gold and thinking it might help him heal faster.
>>6772He can't keep the gold though. We need it as a part of the down payment for the Empire
>>6772and then i say "i have brought you the medicine of yak (motions to weed)
OOC: is lennos mouth covered?
>see guys i was helping
>>6772"Hmmmrrrrr mrrrrfnrrrr. Wrrrmrrrrmrrr mminnnt?"
(I'm listening, whadya want?)
>>6761Boredom mostly, but w/e
>>6763She/I've tried. That whole physicality thing. (shtap!)
>>6775>using John Elway picsGood of you..
Lenos takes a phatty hit. "Nrrr srrrsly whrt drrrr yurr wnt?"
>>6776me doctor. me want help get better.
>>6776>physicuckYou must delve deeper into the arts of tulpamancy. You'll find that physicality is no obstacle.
>>6780>we're going thereThe mind is a magnificent thing. I'm not want to push it to that level, not even for jollies. Sorry to you, but she understands and appreciates.
... "What do you think he spent all this time making a whole world for me to inhabit for?"
>>6776Dixie is a meme-stealer.>>6781>Demon that doesn't try to push you further into the darkness, even when it would make her more powerfulHmmm.. She seems like a complex character.
>>6783>not knowing how memes work.
>>6783She's not a demon dammit, she's a devil! There's a difference!
>ahemNo bully, he's just new at MLP-related. He doesn't want to actively search for,....
>>6784You repost my shit the day after I post it. At least give it some time.
>>6786Take heart, I do. He unwittingly posts memes that I make/influence, and it makes me smile.
>>6787Mine as well.. it's not all bad I guess.
>(((they))) have been bombarded with (everything)-mlp in my searches for months now. I HOPE they're confused/dejected
>>6787im honored youve armed me with memes.
>>6786so my rep around here is meme theif eh?
its not as bad as gets thievery and waifu theft.
>>6790Not a meme thief cuz no thief
>>6793when lennos gets better he teach me how forge?
>>6723Sorry I missed this question. Enchanting items is usually a matter of casting a related or comparable spell(s) on the item and following it with a permanency spell, which is no simple matter. Permanency involves designating (variable) ~ a month to cast, and costs character experience depending on how powerful the enchantment.
Tl:dr Torcuil will want to check out the books in the library to begin that process.
>>6785You probably said told us about this already, but is she a barbed devil?
>>6803No, she's half pit fiend. Don't hesitate to ask, she loves when people ask about her.
>>6804Alright. What can I do with her blood?
>>6805Also, what's the other half of her?
>>6660Also, following on non-weapon character items. I'd just like to clarify that Tracy only came into the game with her dog-collar and ambiguous "knife collection" (I was hoping to pass that off as a quiver of efficiency, if possible)
>>6805Drink it pretty much, its not really an effective poison, I'm just using it as a catalyst for you to go all ghost rider.
>>6806Gray dwarf/grey elf
>>6807Thats fine. Thez has one too.
>>6808Is there anything else I should know, meta-wise, if I want to go towards the ghost rider path? I want to creep towards it whilst staying in character.
I was thinking it would be just like having an Alternate Form Nightmare shape, with a couple Balor-like traits.
I'm also trying to attain the Paladin's Mount class.>>6807Does my cutie mark count as a character-item? I noticed that brands/tattoos appear to have effects in some versions.
>>6809It won't be an immediate <boom she's ghost-rider> and it'll simply be replacing character traits as she goes along.
You're serious about this? You realize he has to WANT to have you as a mount for it to happen,... also you'll need to be bigger for it to work. I'll put thought into it though.
Another good question, and another thing Thez has (indicating familiarity with the concept). If it does, I don't know that she would necessarily be aware of it, but why not?
>>6808I just think of Thez as the snake lady. Some sort of evil remnant of something older that God allows to live because of her utility in a greater purpose
>>6811Thats fitting, as a paladin you can tell (not just on sight) that she IS evil, but though she's evil she tends to kill evil things because they don't know how to act.
>>6810>You're serious about this?Tracy came into this game with one motive: she'll be on this Ride donec mors nos separaverit.
>>6812>she tends to kill evil things because they don't know how to act.So by that, you mean she's Lawful Evil, like most Pit Fiends?
>>6814Yep, though she follows the laws of power, not that of man or beast.
>>6815Can I get a redpill on alignments? How relevant are they in this game?
>>6816Normally, they're essential qualifiers that can have serious experience and roleplaying consequences for acting outside of. For example, Trump should have had negative experience for kiking the kikes that one time, but I find such rigidity to detract from gameplay.
Lawful means orderly/structured, Chaos being antithetical
Good means community-socially behavioral, evil being more individual/selfish. Neutral is always the gray area.
It also determines what cleric/mage spells are available to a player, as well as what they're weak/susceptible to, and certain items are alignment specific.
>>6817>I find such rigidity to detract from gameplay.This. I say we'd best mostly ignore it, except for instances of meme-tier consensus. Setting in stone differences between good and evil would just generate bullshit on a politics board.
>>6817>killing the likes that one timeTrumpaladin pushed one out of a window, and I guess directed Tourcil to do things, but otherwise intentionally avoided harming the rats. If they are an ally - the greatest ally - of the greatest nation, how can it be acceptable to harm them?
>>6820I said 'kiking' not 'killing'. I'm talking about the check-fraud
>>6819>ignoring good and evilEvil is for killing, good is for protecting
>>6821Um... Yeah... (I swear that had at least a 50% chance of being real money though)
>>6819The only real consideration is things like circles of protection axiomatic spells (blasphemy, Football, etc.). Since infernius is chaotic, he's immune to the word of chaos, but is weak against the Law. Thez is weak against Football (if the user is powerful enough) but immune to Blasphemy, etc.
>>6822Fair point; we all pretty much understand the difference. I was mostly referring to political areas: those shouldn't have that drastic affects on stats, unless the message is clear.
>>6824Where do truncated icosahedrons fall on that scale? Lawful Evil, I assume?
>>6826Symmetrical polygons are lawful, no good/evil
>>6827It is the most corrupt, globalist sport in the world, but whatever you say..
>>6828Oh that. Yes, lawful evil
>>6827If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that's evil, and must be exterminated
Are we going to play today or tomorrow?
Planning on today if everyone is available, but tomorrow is the "official". I may get distracted by bovie-knide, but I've got enough shit to throw at you include
So I know Tracy is here, having just engaged in virtual divegrass after curiously (almost freudian) asking about, what was it, truncated,... god dammit,... icosahedrons. Trump is also likely here. That leaves IT, being Infernius and Torcuil,... unless.
>>6766>in the tulpa threadI believe my sides are passing neptune as we speak
>>6777Fug u
>>6834God dammit, no spoilers
>>6836... nothing. Seriously though, thanks for the mention, I hadn't looked into that thread/archive since it happened, and it was most magical (both times)
>>6837>was>implying the ride ever endsIt's still up:
>>114 →Also, just in case Infernius's faggot doesn't show up, is he in the stables where I am?
>>6837I didn't realize mlpol had a tulpa thread
I thought you meant one on mlp
>reads
>>6838Not the thread I was talking about, I was talking about
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/thread/174328/
>>6840>dem reaction images
>>6841It IS pretty obvious
>blushes
>>6840>closes threadI would like to keep waat little sanity I still have thanks
>>6843That's not ALWAYS what happens, for me its special circumstances. Though, I imagine you interpret that thread differently than I do.
>looking @ the archive for the first time since it habbened, having spent 6 mos bathing in hoers n pussy
FFS fam, I'm lit. crying. Hiro will pay in blood.
>>6844Nah, I saw the bitch that had it go wayyyyyy to far
TL;DR he had the whole mane6 "raping him">>6845Whose ready to binge?
>>6844>>6843They say it can be pretty dangerous to have one, let alone several.
I remember a greentext about one fool who got so greedy he let his tulpas outnumber him: they conspired against him, and brutally >raped him.
>>6847Depending on the individual, I could agree. If we're gauging 'a particular set of posts' I would say that 'they' have had time to determine differing circumstances. Is this rly the thread for this?
"Shut up, the only thing you've blown up is the faggot."
Tl:dr I can state w/ certainty that I only have and have ever had is Thez, the other is something else
inb4 what did he mean by this?
>>6848>book-flipping intensifies
So where's everyone at? Last chance
Suggested audio
https://youtu.be/-npBowNYDfgBTW Tracy, I hear you guys won Xp
>>6851im in lennoses room still.
>>6851I am dead
Totally not posting, just dead
>characterTrying to figure out how to enchant
>>6852>he dosent post the video version.
>>6853Starting with,....
So you and Lenos have a long and lengthy conversation about forging. He is surprised that you
actually want to learn, he's only dealt with "make me stuff" types. He agrees to show you shit, but you owe him a 'favor'.
>>6854Dead in the sense that Torcuil's faggot is exhausted and doesn't want to throw in on a protracted situation?
>>6858W/e, mine's better
>>6860Just checking,... technically its ur fault Thez had to say that ugly phrase (a simple dispel magic would've changed the outcome significantly)
>>6862Now you're talking.
>>6526>>6520Where do we go from here?
Also, this thread has hit bump limit.
>>6865Pray to the fuhrer for a sign.
>>6867I assumed Trollestia was about to say something.
[1d20 = 2]
Dammit. Anyway, I threw out the "where are you" to see if anyone wanted to be anywhere OTHER than where they are or where I'm gonna put them.
Trump, through partnership with the city-folk has somehow(?) put a giant TRUMP on the side of the floating crystal. I don't know. He's beaming, coming out of his room (which didn't explode cuz Lenos is indisposed ATM)
Tracy is,...sharpening blades in the mess hall. And Torcuil is busy scribbling notes and diagrams down.
>>6870Rooooooooooooooooooo
What did the white bitch say?! Why did she shapeshift into ponimaru?!
>>6864Had to say what?
Im confued
Infernius, having reached a successful arrangement with Lenos technically has first move.
>>6871'Cuz she's a troll
>>6872Ant-queen fight
>>6872she had to use blasphemy.
>>6873OH THAT
>>6871>shapeshiftWhat?
when?
Help
>>6873i cast heal serious wounds on lennos.
>>6875Trollestia illusioned as ponymaru to fuck with anyone who went into the stables. Tracy rolled right and discovered the ruse, but NO ONE ELSE HAS XP
>>6877And so.. I'm still sitting on the real ponimaru, and Trollestia is just staring at me with a troll face..?
What now? Does she have a punchline?
>>6877technically i was there
>>6876"Hmmmrrr! Mrrrfrrrf,..." he stops and spends the next few minutes breaking out of the body-cast.
"Hey, that was pretty decent of you. Alright, I'll show you around the forge," he says while pulling his leg out of a sleeve. He's nowhere FULLY healed, but he's a hell of a lot better than he was.
>>6879True, thank you. Tracy and Infernius know, but neither Torcuil or Trump.
Speaking of Tracy, she awakes from a most restful sleep on top of Ponimaru
Not fully on top, theres a pile of hay in between, but somehow he hasn't moved
>>6881See
>>6533I came here to bully him.
So who wants to answer?
How do I enchant?
I've been askin for a while now
>>6883Come and claim your waifu. She's getting in my way.
>>6882i thought the goal was to >Rape?
>>6885What if I felt like talking?
>>6882>thinking that laying Tracy's sweet ass on his face will bother him>>6883After pouring through books and materials, Torcuil is able (unless fail) to put together the necessary diagrams which with use of the dais should achieve his intended goals.
>>6887Did Trollestia have anything to say or not?
>>6886more power to you then.
>>6889"To whom? You seemed to enjoy sitting on his face...."
she's eating a bannana
>still waiting to see evidence of Trump b4
>>6891>bananaDammit. I will not have you be less original than me.
*pretends to be surprised*
"Who?"
>>6893>less originalI could throw an owl in the mix.
"Oh nothing, I just thought you spent the night with your nethers all over that pussy-assed colt's face. My mistake," she sys with a wink
>>6894>spent the nightHow much time has passed since the last game? I was under the impression that it was a cliffhanger.
>>6895If not, you guys have spent three days without sleep. I did mention
>>6896I'm starting to get really confused here...
It thought it went
>i come in>i act smug at the fake ponimaru>I lay down>fake ponimaru reveals herself as Trollestia>we're staring at eachother, waiting for the next line>cliffhangerWtf happened in the mean time, if time passed by?
>>6897U fell asleep. Recognize, at no point did anyone say "I'm resting" (except Thez, sometimes implicitly sometimes 'explicitly')
And how are you gonna argue against having rested after divegrass? Xp
>>6899... Was she just standing there all night still staring at me? My character wouldn't have just fallen asleep with her watching..
What has the ninja been doing?
>>6900savoring Nothing, he has somehow managed to stay still the entire time you slept. Trollestia slept for a bit, but you missed it.
>>6901Come and get her then! She's bothering me! Take her out and tell her about Scotland or some shit.
>tfw you gotta re-write all six of your action plans for the sake of staying in character
Roooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>6904Cry me a river, its cuz of your jaunt into left-left field that Trollestia is even HERE
>>6905I thought exploring the area would help the other characters....
Give me a few minutes....
>>6906Take ur time. TRUMP!!!
>>6903whats even going on
>>6908She's in the stables. Take her on a date.
>>6911Trumpaladin comes in and steals Trollestia like a football, or in the alternative, tackles Tourcil
>>6908At the moment, nothing (CUZ WHERE IS TRUMP)
>>6910kek
Infernius is in the ward, Lenos is up and about. Thez is being flown around by her retrieved fly, looking more like a cartoon-ish bundle of wrappings than a person except for her face. Tracy just got up off ponimaru and
>>6911You enter the stables to find Tracy standing over a pile of hay. Trollestia is there, nomming on a banana
>>6914Listen, I'm not saying you're right. But you're right.
>>6912*teleports behind you and straddles your back*
"Good morning, Flashy!"
>>6917Haha
You gonna get raped
>>6913I uh, do something
>>6916Well played!
Alright since Trump finally appeared and everyone is on-board the TRUMP tower-crystal-thing,... a <whudddd> can be heard from outside
>>6919With all the might of a quarterback Trumpaladin barrels towards Tourcil and Trollestia
>>6919Never say "something" to a GM. I could make you dance a jig with that description.
>>6920>The Pyramid has been covered in gold foil and swaggered up for TrumpI like this
>>6922"Gets tackled" is something
>>6920>*holds onto you, with all trhe weight of a full grown hoers*"Did you sleep well last night?"
Tracy opportunistically clings to Trump, preventing him from getting a successful hold on TF (trollface), the two of them rolling over a pile of hay and hitting the wall.
Btw, its a very sophisticated and shiny stable, more resembling a sectioned off medical area than a stable. Still, there's lots of hay so what the hey?
>>6926We're going to have to keep Tracy at pony size
>>6930>*straddles your torso on top of you, staring into your face*The new tower decorations look spectacular, ~Flashy.." *lewd breaths*
>>6921>sidestep>>6922I uh, idk
>>6931"Vanderiem, I summon thee!"
[1d20 = 1]>>6934>*kisses*
>>6935Pretty sure that means you get hit, by the handle if you are lucky, by a flying Vanderiem. That, or you kiss Vanderiem
Okay, so Trump attempts to barrel into both Tracy and TF, except he miscalculates Tracy's tenacity as she wraps herself around him, the both tumbling to the floor.
>>6934"Whaddya think ah am, sum fookin Gold? Pull me outta the flaggin scabbard ye twit!"
Another <whuddd> can be heard from outside.
>>6937Thats exactly what it means. Tracy face-pommels.
>>6939[blueballed hoers noises internally]
>>6938"Oh, right."
Trumpaladin, who apparently has Vanderiem on him, pulls Vanderiem out and whacks Tracy in the face with the non-slicy side
>>6942"Get out of my face you damned horse"
Trump removes himself from under the blue horse
Thez buzzes, or rather is buzzed, in by the fly.
"Um, you guys,... theres,... what ARE you doing?"
>>6943>Implying you could escape twelve hundred pounds of pure sex straddling your chestTracy politely shifts to allow Flashy to move out from under her.
>>6945As you step out of the stable, you see a ballista bolt <whudddd> off the now-Trump tower. Apparently the people of Port Barry have modified one of the ballistas for elevation.
>>6944"Some damned blue horse attacked me" Trump yells
>>6946You fell asleep and the magic wore off. You're pony sized again.
>>6946>1200 poundsConsider a diet
>>6947>Ballista modified for elevationI had a whole thing planned for this... oh well
>>6949You could've said that earlier...
>>6950She's a big mare.
>>6950As did I, I'm improvising
>>6947I swear, If i get hit...
TRUMP, I made Tracy sexy, is that not enough?
Meanwhile, Infernius has been fugged by meme-ops. I don't have the meme handy, but you know.
>>6953Is she still sexy though? What is Tracy supposed to look like now. Also why the hell would the people of Port Barry not clearly recognize the Tower or the name on it?
>>6955>trusting piratesThat faggot had better have finished my saddle..!
>>6955Well yes she's sexy, but she looks normal again (duration spell).
>>6957Uh... Should we replay all of that? Because that's a radically different set of facts that certainly would have changed the outcome of that scenario
>homepage is so raped, its all Game
>>6957I am going to desire the ability to turn into a regular mare in the future,
if I'm going to pull-off this mount gig.>>6958Let's just leave it at alternative facts.
>>6933was i breaking the rules in some way?
>>6960Well, since Torcuil didn't specify the spell/magic he was using on Tracy, and since
iirc he mentioned changing her appearance (which means illusion Xp), then the spell used to make Tracy into Fleur de Lis was a temporary illusion.
>>6961No, that was a jibe about how you were distracted. Carry on ^_~
>>6962I was more referring to the events of the night...
*twitches pony ears* "What was that sound?"
>>6962I used the transformation spell on my meta staff, i clairfyed
>>6963i walk to the stables.
>>6965Yes, but you had expended all the Polymorph transformations, all that is left is illusions (to achieve your desired outcome that is)
>>6966As you are walking by, and as
>>6965 stand there, yet another ballista bolt bounces off the same area of the tower. Its a low spot, and could not possibly harm anyone, but they keep shooting that spot.
[1d20 = 10]>>6968I'm about as big as a war pony, right?
*walks towards source of thud*
roll for distanced detection
>>6969"I know what that means. Run for the control room"
Trump goes to the control room, or at least any location with a view point
>>6969...
Is my MagnaRod ready?
[1d20 = 8]
What do i detect?
From the front of the pyramid, the whole party can see that there isn't much going on at Port Barry. People mill about the streets, and everything seems chill. Still, they ARE shooting at you, though Sechs is next to the firing ballista and is waving his arms.
>>6972Magically? No. You've researched how to do it, but you haven't done it. I told you, making magic items is a particular process.
>>6969guys what going on!?
>>6974Who is Sechs?
Trumpaladin, assuming he's reached a window, looks to the part of the tower where the ballistas have been aiming
[1d20 = 20]>>6974>SechsWho is he again?
>*makes annoyed hoers noises*
>>6974I got to the dias,
I enchant the rod
also, Ill be back in about 30 min
>>6976Sechs Vierseiben (lit, german for 6 4 7,... he's peasant #647 exceot he took the lead after the rats were killed and is the go-between for the party and the city)
>>6977
>>6978>thinking his haggis won't be stirred
>>6977>wasted 20..Did he hear me?
>>6982Who, Sechs?
I also made that his name cuz phonetically its pronounced sex
>>6984What would he even hear? Angry horse noises? From inside of a thick concrete structure 1000+ feet away?
>>6985I didn't think he would...
>>6984No, the tower is hovering well over the ground. He sees that the party sees him and stops waving, but no he can't hear you.
>>6985More like 100, but yeah.
Thez is buzzed in to watch.
"It looks like they're trying to get our attention!" she offers/
>>6987Trump thinks he knows why. He continues to look for a way to view the spot where they were aiming
>>6987i go to where i climbed up at
(is my grappling line still there?)
>>6988It appears they were hitting the bottom of the tower, well away from any of the entrances. Also since the party has been seen, the firing stops.
>>6991i climb down.
dice roll?
>>6990"Well that's bizarre"
He looks now instead over Port Barry
>>6989>going to meet themIf they went as far as to shoot at us to get our attention, what they need us for is more urgent and important than can wait until we have landed
[1d20 = 1]>>6992Only cuz you asked
>>6994>tfw massive upperbody
I know you all just shared in that moment
[15d6+4 = 50]
Well, its 1d6 for every 6' OVER 6' so,...
>fucking ... math
[1d4 = 1]>>7004Your legs are broken, but you're still alive. Some useless peasants run over to poke at you, checking if you're alive and injuring you in the process.
>>7005i cast cure moderate wounds
>>7007i just feel 100 feet
[2d8+10 = 20]
Not badly, its just pain. They mutter to themselves "We should probably get Sechs?" "Oh lets go and get Sechs," "Oh yes, Sechs", and they wander off to get Sechs."
>cast, legs are serviceable but u still hurt
[1d20 = 20]
Roll to see if Trump sees anything out the window. Aside from a Minotaur hurting himself
>>7009Good for you
>>7000You can have her idc
>>7008/) for real, I had to step away for a moment
>>7012>implying I'm not already lawfully marriedI fully support your ship.
Yes. Outside the wall of port barry, he sees a contingent of felines. Like, some are quadrupeds, others are bipeds.
>>7012He kept taking every damned trip and quad with ">rape." I had to do something>>7015Well that's a happening. Trump takes the ship down and lowers it to where he can step out of a proper entrance (you know, not falling down 100 feet) and talk to Sechs about what these cat people are
>>7015There's only 5 in total, and they do not seem aggressive in any way. You rolled a 20 so they appear to wish to speak to whoever BTFO George Soros yesterday. Desu.
>>7017Change of plans. Trumpaladin goes directly to the cat people
>>7014Have fun when he signs the papers
>>7016>takes the ship downIs...
Is that a pun for my situation?
>>7010i walk toward sechs
>>7020>walk>with broken legsNah
>>7019>punNah. He just edits GETs he doesn't like...
>>7022Wait........
TRUMPS A MOD?
Trump successfully lands on the ground (because when unopposed and not in combat, the default roll is a 10) near Infernius, who happened to land not far from the cats. Sechs is well in the city, we're skipping that bit cuz you rolled a 20.
>>7023>catches fire cuz either he's trolling or wait wut?
Trump approaches.
Okay, I gotta ask. Do you want the ridiculously detailed version that makes you see it, or do you want the version that moves the story. Lookin' for feedback here.
>>7022>GETs he doesn't likeYou take every damned trip, quad, and millennial post with the same thing like you used to do on the main board. Don't get mad at me if I have fun with it
>>7021i healed myself you dip.
>>7026>Do I want ridiculous detailThat's a ridiculous question
>>7028>Heal moderate damageBroken legs is a big more severe and GM says you're in casts
>>7027I was always expecting you to swing in.
>>7026I want the version that buys us new bread
Its laggy as hell for me
>>7031I stopped that over a month ago>>7033and 7010 says you are in casts
>>7033Better pray to hitler, because right now your character is all but helpless.
>>7036Definitely in casts
Tracy keels over laughing at what just happened
>>7038im not in cast you autist he said i cast and then my legs work they just hurt.
>>7040And you're in casts
>>7041how can you be this retarded?
>>7044>thinks he can fall 100 feet without consequencesHow can you?
>>7039As long as its not my haggis
>>7047>pretending his haggis wasn't stirred