Previous bread is lagging my browser so I bakeded; Deal.>Game thread
This is number 10. If you've looked at /vx/ for more than a minute, you've probably noticed a trend.
>>6375>"Good of you to ask! I don't need much really, I'm more concerned with my son Ben growing up in a stable environment where he has a bright future to look forward to. You lot keep up with what you're doing and we're square in my book.
We will you have Infernuis word, This very serious in Minotuar society. So have you heard the news of Rockwell terry?
"Not much tbh, I heard some of the townsfolk mention his name and I hear that the new church is almost entirely dedicated to him and his message, but I spend most of my time banging on hot metal so I haven't gotten around to the details. Are you familiar with it?"
>Meanwhile, with omenous music
"She isn't alone this time. I don't know the lengths, but one of them is a formidable Paladin <sneers>. Another is a Minotaur. I didn't get a good look at their magic user, but they have one, and one of them is an abomination of the same race as Lady Glimmer. They're not to be underestimated."
"Is that how you lost your arm then, oh most Low?" chuckles can be heard in the background.
"This is no laughing matter. If our designs are to come to fruition, a collaborative effort WILL be necessary."
"How shameful, a Balor asking for assistence. This favor will cost you DEARLY," speaks a shrill voice.
"It will cost YOU dearly to NOT act. Who here can claim a limb of MINE!"
And with that, the congregation falls silent.
I happen to be a cleric.
"A cleric you say? Perhaps you can help me then, what does Rockwell mean for someone in my position. How does a simple man with a family benefit from the teachings of Rockwell?"
Rockwell happens to hold common folk in very high regards, he loves you and your kids and wants you and yours to be free of (((Their))) grasp.
"Them. You must mean the ones with the big noses (townspeeps never saw them in rat form). What an insufferable bunch. Any enemy of theirs is a friend of mine."
Then Rockwell is with you my friend. Id suggest going to the shrine when you have some time.
*hands him a copy of mein kampf*
Infernuis have to go now, good to meet you terry, Rockwell please bless this mans house and family.
[1d20 = 11]
"Hey Lenos, any chance you could lower the tower a bit? I know the current elevation is useful against intruders, but we seem to be in a good spot with Port Barry, and their defenses more than compensate for any disadvantage of lowering the building," Thez says brightly.
"Wut now?" he sighs, and lights another cigarette. "I suppose, but don't start thinking I'm just going to go along with your schemes. You still owe me that fly," he says with a wink.
"Oh, you're right now that I think about it," she says, a little dejected. She reaches into her hair and pulls out the ebony fly and holds it out to him, her palm open.
"A deal is a deal," she says with an almost imperceptible twitch of her eye.
He jumps up from his chair, "A pleasure doing business with you," he says, grasping the fly.
As he does so, she clamps her hand around his.
"It would be a shame if there were any,... inconsistencies in our agreement. You understand of course," she says, growing slowly, eerily closer.
"I mean if I were to be operating outside of our agreement, you would have grounds to take offense and seek satisfaction."
She says, clamping down on his forearm with the hand that just had the fly.
"Come back anytime!" he calls after
I sense it terry you have been blessed.
[1d20 = 13]
Lenos' eyes narrow and he lowers his posture for leverage.
"I think you're overstepping your bounds here twat, and I'll thank you to let go of my arm," he says through gritted teeth.
"Oh am I? Overstepping my bounds am I?"
He lifts his other arm in defense as she launches a punch into his wee sternum.
Fires crossbow up to the crystal.
[1d20 = 13]
Thez' punch launches him from the dais back toward where the hallway of rooms is. He bounces a couple times before rolling to his feet.
"That's gonna cost you," he begins.
"Cost. Funny you mention that," she slowly walks down from the dais. "Surely you know what comes of breaking a bargain with a devil?" she says, her eyes gleaming.
"Breaking? I don't know what you're-"
"Oh certainly not. One of such exceeding scruples as yourself would never stoop to rigging a challenge," she says, ever so slowly walking his way.
"Oh. Well. I won't speak to whatever you're talking about, not knowing of course, but I think you've come far enough."
Surprisingly, she stops.
"Tell me, what DID you offer?"
To this he thinks for a moment, quickly realizing she's talking about Infernius, the 'riding' bet, and the fact that she apparently knows about it.
He raises his hands in a shrug. "If I did know about what you mean, I'm sure it would be between that person and the other person in the situation.
"DON'T LIE TO ME!" she yells, both teleporting next to him and attempting an axe kick.
Success, you now have a physical line from the Plaza of Port Barry, leading to the floating building.
What potions can my character use?
This sends chills down my spine....
[1d20 = 17]>>6393
Climb check do i get modifiers?
>tfw my ISP just pulled some sort of reset and I lost connection while posting
Just... one... second.
Nope, but you're fine. If a player is not pressed for time, they can take skill checks without a die roll, to allow for careful consideration and progress (there are exceptions, but for the most part).
Thez's kick lands, stunning him momentarily
"Surely you know what comes to those who violate an agreement with a devil," she taunts, her tail caressing him almost like a cat's.
"You must know, I'm entitled to a pound of flesh," she begins, savoring the moment.
He regains coordination and stands upright. Since his cigarette was lost, he lights a new one.
"Come get some you twisted she-bitch. You don't know what you're in for," he says, pulling the metal cylinder from his belt.
Help me out with the poitions. I want to make use of Soros's blood.
>>6399>tfw Infernuises stupidity caused this
[9d20 = 104]
What is about to ensue is a fight that has been on hold for a very long time, through multiple resets. GM advises players to maintain a safe distance. I'll be narrating this fight as though each player were independent of the GM, so that players can see illustrated the potential precision that can be applied to fights.
L> cast Dimensional Lock
"Whoops, where are you going to turn now?"
T> cast Protection from Energy - Fire
L>Ignite Erebus, defensive stance (+5 ac, -5 atk)
T>Fighting stance, Devil's Wing, full attack.
[12d8 = 50]
Lenos's cylinder erupts with red energy (you've seen nu Star Wars yeh? It looks like that.) as Thez darts toward him.
In a shower of sparks and energy (Thez and Lenos have several fields operating permanently, in addition to those just cast), they begin to fight. Several blows are extended (from T) while Lenos blocks and evades, showing a curious dexterity (another SW reference, think Yoda v Palpatine).
Thez strikes at him repeatedly, but most of her attacks are glancing, ineffective, or outright miss. Only a few make contact.
... The Game still going?
>tfw don't know how potions work...
[3d20 = 29]>>6405
Her hits knock him back a few paces.
L> Dispel Magic
T> equip item Falcon's Claw, range attack
Several invisible/imperceivable fields about Thez pop, or wink out of existence. As this happens, she pulls a weird sceptre-lookin thing from her pouch and snaps it open into the most ridiculously opulescent Kama (mini scythe) that's ever been seen (gold blade). She launches it at him, with such speed and spin that it looks in flight like a frisbee.
Potions are essentially magic spells that anyone can use, literally consistent with the spell counterparts.
What potions, that I can buy here, could help me mutate attain my desired Ghost Rider powers with this Balor Blood?
[1d20 = 3]>>6408
L> cast Forcecage
T>Shadow image, Feint, All-defense
Lenos ducks the frisbee (barely) and enacts a binding spell. At the same time, several Thez' emerge from the 'one' and proceed toward Lenos from multiple angles.
Regeneration. Its pricey, (not rly, there's that pile of gold), but its worth it if you need to not die.
Lenos' spell succeeds (to my surprise) and Thez is now held in a gray-ish cube of energy. Pounding can be heard from within.
"Well that was easier than I expected," he says taking another drag.
T> cast Magical Fang (unseen)
Lenos taps at the cube. "You alright in there? You need some water?" he goads.
Do i hear this fight going down?
Yes. As you enter the building, you can hear commotion toward the back end of the building (near the rooms).
I head that way to see whats going on.
>>6412Alright, and what exactly can I gain from this combined potion/graft? I really only want to gain powers in reference to the movie (i.e. flaming whip)
[2d20 = 35]
T> cast haste, ready javelins for flurry of blows.
L> cast Increase Size
*walks into potions store*
Fug u, I haven't seen it yet ~_~
Potions can essentially buff any attribute, ability, skill, or w/e. Wat u want?
You havent seen ghost rider?
[2d20 = 17]
Lenos is now 4'6" in height (his lightsabre grows respectively as Thez stews in her juices (non-lewd).
T> Release seal
L> Ready Meteor Swarm
>>6421Neither have I, desu, or at least not entirely (I just know it has something to do with Nicholas Cage as a ghost with a Flaming skull for a head, riding a motercycle and using a flaming chain whip). I just want to be able to become on fire and use a flaming whip,
like the Balor does.
By "The movie" I immediately assumed MLP. I am open to correction.
The percussion on the cube around Thez doubles in intensity, and cracks of light start to appear.>>6424
That? Thats much easier, one second.
Oh wow. I never made the ghost-rider connection. Its brilliant. Uh,... don't hesitate to drink Thez' blood (lawful evil), if that's your design.
If i had to give Johnny Blaze (Ghost Rider) an alignment it would be lawful evil.
The bombardment on the cube increases. From 1.5 strikes/ second, to 2.8 strikes/second, until its up to 5.1 strikes/second. As the bombardment increases, more and more cracks appear on the surface of the cube.
Oh, he's archetypally LE, and I'm disappointed that I didn't realize it sooner. Not only is it Nic Cage but its a consequential, "reap what you sow" type character. Oh it fits, and it fits NICE.
"Hey what going on over there!"
[4d20 = 27]
The grayish cube, striated with cracks all over, finally ruptures and explodes outward, sending shards of grayish magic all over the environment, which are on fire and dissipate as the proceedings occur.
Thez stands there (in midair), enveloped in flame and wrath and hate, claws extended.
Lenos looses his meteor swarm, a volley of 4
dia balls of white-hot light at her/
SORRY IM LATE GUYS
PC hates me today
Fuckin wifi wont work
Give me a min to catch up
Meme man, glad your here.
[33d20 = 361]
Okay three balls, which strike at her as she stands motionless. Her eyes are fully red, and are slits (like a cat's). as the balls collide in an erupting shower of flame and sparks.
L> cast Cat's Grace
T> ABSOLUTE MURDER (hastened, flurry of blows using javelins)
>>6425>>6427If I do this, will my character be permanently disfigured, or can I just "Go Ghost" (edgy reference for an edgy hoers), when I want to, like how Soros transformed?>>6420
>>6381>didn't get good look
He feckin shanked me>>6436
I just remembered>what ever happens to Tracy will be accepted as board canon
Kek, I made Tracy a proud member of the white race
Go Ghost, permanent wouldn't be as much fun.
Lenos, who was already Yoda-ing around the room shows increased agility and speed from his recent spell. Unfortunately, Thez isn't using conventional weapons. She unleashes a volley of Javelins of Lightning (a magical weapon that upon being thrown converts into a literal bolt of lightning, but since javelins are monk weapons AND flurry of blows requires monk weapons, and she's a monk) 31/32 hit him, leaving him a smouldering pile of brownie, his hands distorted awkwardly.the fight is not over
Thez loses her rage-face and begins to breathe heavily, clearly depleted from the previous.
Knee-jerk and non-committed. He still thought he was going to waltz in and have his way at the time. Don't worry, you'll have an opportunity to address any disdain.
Though heavily charred, one of Lenos' hands drifts toward an amulet on his neck. Considering the oddity of his appearance, the amulet was only icing on the cake, but it appears with a Lion's head sculpture on it. His hand comes to rest on it, and with his thumb, he pushes a button.
Good, I'm gonna stab him>>6436Invision second pic with hair the color of tracy's old coat and same hairstyle. BOOM transformed tracy
Can I say I just bought my desired alchemy supplies, and take them home to the crystal?>>6441That pony is actually based off of Ember: the OC of that faggot who shot up that store a few months back.
Tracy that edge is sharp enough to slice your hooves with.
Tracy that edge is sharp enough to slice your hooves with.
What were you going to do with them?
Waves of DBZ-esque energy flows from Lenos, as his form begins to contort. He was already 4'+ feet tall, butt this is different. For starters, his skin almost uniformly begins to darken, with shards of black growing outward. His neck elongates, his tail (he's growing a tail) also extends, and a pair of wings fling off the robes he was previously wearing.>>6441
Uh, I think you need to catch up a bit more. The two combatants right now are Lenos and Thez, and you probably don't want to get involved. You can if you REALLY want, but don't.>>6442
Yes, and for the moment don't worry about specifying those supplies, they're just "Undisclosed Alchemy stuffs">>6446>missed trips>got pali>REEEE
Has the circus-fire in the pyramid stopped yet?
Steal the equine with "alicorn" forming a horn on its head>>6448
1- I meant Soros faggot
2- *shadilay plays in distance*
As Lenos' metamorphosis continues/concludes, he completes it in the form of an oversized (maybe a head or so taller than your average Moose) black dragon, striped with golden tiger-esque stripes.
"Fug" says Thez.
Both combatants receive a negative modifier to all die rolls.
Trips confirm not edgy enough, go edgier
What did this drama start over again?
Cuz Lenos tried to cheat Thez (a devil who is/are very particular about agreements, wagers/bets, and contracts).
Can I go in without dealing with their bullshit?
The building, yes. They're toward the back, near the 'rooms' hallway.
Lenos-dragon (yes) screams. https://youtu.be/4a_cz-_yZS0
Are they fighting by the forge?
>>6458>the rooms>where I would've gone
I'm in the building, btw. I just want to drop off my sjit, and go for a healthy equine trot (explore the surrounding wooded area). I would've avoided them, if it meant being in close proximity to their drama though.>tfw party gets new hoers, so I can't have the stables all to myself.
No, that way is clear.
Thez> charge jyuken
Lenos: To DUST with you!
Thez: In ur ass newt-boy!
You don't want to watch? Now I'm sad.
U might check the stables, there has been a reorganization that hasn't been witnessed yet.
Eh, I decide to try my hand at forging
I travel to the treasury, what am I greated with?
>>6463>Welcomes the chance to laugh in ponimaru's face, but wants to avoid meeting the vanilla cunt at all costs....
[2d20 = 16]
Lenos-dragon unleashes a gout of flaming/dissolving murder at Thez, clearly intenton smiting her with a deluge of napalm.
Would you like me to take care of the unicorn?
[1d20 = 7]>>6465
*walks by with 60 ft radius in stealth, taking a peek and listening*
roll for detection>>6467
Are you even there?
[1d20 = 16]>>6468
The forge(s) are empty. Before you are an array of barrel-type forges which (though not holding any pieces atm) are belching flames conically. About the treasyury are piles of wealth of every shape, size, variety, and composition (metals, gems, etc.)>>6465
You're in luck, cuz all you find is the ninja-hoers; Vcunt is not present.>>6468
Torcuil was there before you arrived, though he never made his way to the stables and so you're the first to observe the situation.
I'm going to assume Garnets and Iron are some of those materials
Can a craft a rod to move metal objects?Garnet because it is the only magnetic gemstone
[1d20 = 18]
Thez is enveloped in napalm, well above and beyond Lenos' previous 'burps'. As the fluid strikes, a shrill hissing sound can be heard.
As the gout of napalm dissipates, Thez is still standing there. Most burned, haggared, and having seen better days (with wisps of smoke trailing off of her).
"My turn now bitch-fist," She says.
[1d20 = 7]>>6469
*pokes head inside (in stealth)* (ikd that he's been resurrected again, right?)
didn't mean to roll...
[40d8 = 202]>>6473
Not just, but yes (on both counts).>>6474
Now a dimensional lock is not an all-encompassing spell. For example, it is subject to spell resistence, such as the type which Thez' unholy aura employs. That, coupled with that moments-ago die roll grants her a teleporting hit.
>>6477>not just, but yes
So, do I role oo craft this thing or?
If you can find her...
Much as I want this fight to continue, that last blow (mathematically and logistically) is successful in knocking Lenos the fuck out.
The building's situation resolves, and all the fighting comes to an abrupt halt. No one gets any experience, but Thez (almost the worst for wear she's EVER been) stumbles away from the fight victorious(?).
"I'm gonna go and-" and she collapses on the stairs, clearly headed for the mess hall but not making it at all. Lenos also is passed the fuck out, some distance away near the "room" hallway.
Okay, I'm done with all that.
Garnets, iron, the forges are quite sophisticated>>6475
As you peek in Ponimaru eyes you warily. He has bracers on his hooves/forelegs, with several blades (both full length and smaller) strapped about himself.
Trollestia is not apparent, and her location is unknown at the moment.
"Pffft!">*blows subtle raspberry in an expression that doesn't translate from hoers speech*
I carry thez to the mess hall and cast cure critical wounds.
>>6485Also, where'd he get new kunai from? I took all his shit after killing him. Could I practically just farm this faggot for items, if I had the capability to kill him again (just a hypothetical)?
Wut indeed. Ponimaru smirks at you, but you don't know where to go/ what to next (as far as Troll-face is concerned).
Is torquil in the stables too?
Its not an unreasonable conclusion, you're welcome to try.
Awww, thats awfully nice of you. Noted for future. ^_^
Also, what does the inside of the stables look like?
Aside from Ponimaru, who is maintaining an even distance from you (fully ready for battle) there's hay. few piles are around, but mostly flat/clear stables.
Hoooah. That took alot out of me. Thez and Lenos have been fixing to have a go ever since, and that's the first time they've given eachother what-for. I hope it was good 4 all, with an emphasis about declared intentions and pre-emptive strategy. NPCs can't do it to that level (player advantage) so don't hesitate if ur feelin' froggy.
[1d20 = 3]>>6493
"~Pfffffft!">'Look who decided to wake up.'>mfw
Were talking like a wooden, open-room stables, without dividers? Close to a barn?
[1d20 = 16]>>6495>rolling a three on one of your most basic skills....
Do i even need to roll for that? Just checking for traps
I bring lennos to the library.
[1d20 = 15]>>6495
Crystalline structure still, but wood framing and accenting. A mix of old-style and "nu-style" stables, mostly open to allow mounts (assuming non-hostile) to roam a bit.>>6497
If not pressed, generally no.
You're an afully caring Minotaur...>tfw can't exploit the chance to chop them both up and liquidate their bodies for resources
Awww, I'm not even in character anymore and I'm touched. There'll be nothing lasting (aside from bantz) from this fight, but that you did that won't go unnoticed,... you big softie.
Does the cuck talk or not?
To you, no. He's on high alert, but he's not acting too aggressively.
Infernuis leave him note saying "me help you, can you show me how to make gold-steel items? Me would have brought you here whatever your decision is, me just not want to be mean like people who abandoned infernuis."
>>6503>doesn't respond to unwarranted smugposting
Boring...>>6501Lucky he did too...
For clariification/elucidation/lulz, Thez and Lenos have had something of a rivalry ever since they first met (which was like when you all first met, except without the explosions).>>6504
Dood, stop, I'm having feels now. ^;_*>>6505
You could've staked both in the heart and they'd have still lived. Each requires special circumstances to kill, neither of which know what it is for the other.>>6505
He has a mission, and though he knows how dangerous you are (all TOO well) you're not his mission.
>>6506GM advice; them there claws make for good resources. I'd offer the horns, but that's why they're chopped
Infernuis decides to go and see the unicorn thats caused so much trouble.
The stable seems empty, except for the ninja-colt you rode back from Port Barry not too long ago.
>>6506I was unironically going to eat both their hearts, bottle their blood and wear their skins (I get autistic when I'm drunk)>>6506
Move off to MY corner of the stables, make myself comfortable in MY hay, and lick the edge of MY kunai knife, in a very provocative manner.
[1d20 = 13]>>6510>autistic>drunk
Sounds like you're running on GM fuel.
You find the hay uncomfortable.
I walk over to the ninja colt. "Hey buddy feel like going on a run? Infernuis hear about place where you feel good in forest."
My bad, Tracy is there too.I sometimes have trouble differentiating between players operating in a scene v. npcs in scene
"No," he says glaring at you, then doubly at Tracy.
God dammit. I wanted to keep this one under wraps (pun not unintended) so I rolled a legit dice and it came up 20.
So. Upon detection, Tracy finds that Ponimaru is in fact one of the latent piles of hay. Upon discovering this, Ponimaru gets a weird expression, and with a puff of smoke and vapor reverts to Trollestia.
infernuis be nice by asking but its a few hours on foot and im not walking infernuis going plant spotting.
*OOC:im looking for wild weed plants growing in the medow where tracy found the unicorn*
*Mounts ninja colt*
Rather, one of the piles is Ponimaru, and Ponimaru is Trollestia.
Noted, but it will have to wait. I gotta crash with the quickness. I'm (as usual) behind schedule on that.
Why unicorn look like hay?
So, I'm lying on top of ponimaru? *is really gross and THOT-like about it*
Is he dead? *continues to use him as pillow, regardless*
Well, since Tracy is murderous Ponimaru decided to hide. Since Trollestia is a troll, she decided to mask herself as Ponimaru (esp given the to do last night about 'who gets the unicorn').>>6525
No, he's alive, and aside from Trollestia revealing herself, you're the only one who knows there's a ninja hoers in the hay.
And with that, I bid you all a most esteemed and fond adieu, until next.
(phone checks, but otherwise out)
Trollestia knows where he is too? (just trying to make sense of the situation)
*lays on the colt with all her weight, as if she didn't know he was there*
>>6526>And with that, I bid you all a most esteemed and fond adieu, until next.
Also, can unicorns really generate weapons when they shape-shift? How did she get those knives?
>is unable to fall asleep.....
From underneaf u, the 'pile' mutters something about unfinished business.srsly, sleep
>>6532>*lays ass on face*sleeps, irl
K, quick update/explanation.
Lenos is not actually a Brownie. Lenos is actually a dragon, upon whom a ceremony-type binding spell was cast. He is a Black/Gold dragon hybrid (brought about when a Black dragon got his hands on a Gold dragon-orb and did some shenanigens with the resultingly helpless Golds he came across). His amulet allows him to temporarily dispel the seal and revert to his true form, but when he does he goes quite insane. Upon his defeat (mostly because of duration but also because it fits) he reverts to Brownie form. He and Thez will be infirm for 'a few days', so the party doesn't have to worry about their interference, if they wish to explore other avenues of the Game uninterrupted.
... How helpless would they be in this state...?
>>6534>Lenos is actually a dragon
I knew he wasn't s regular brownie.
Can I get a clear description of this guy? He was a "mare" in his first mention, appeared to be an adult later on (could carry Infernius when Copperbutt couldn't) and now he's a colt. My reaction will very depending on the circumstances.
You'll have to excuse me, I'm often pretty drunk by the end of a session and often mis-type. He's a stallion.
>>6539>He's a stallion.
There go my THOT Nee-san scenarios...
Sorry, but to fit the theme for the OC development, he would be older. Probably somewhere in his mid-late 30's.
If you really want, I can work it so this is (somehow) part of his training and development. He's based largely on Rikimaru from the Tenchu franchise, who did some weird multi-dimensional shit; if you really want, he can be a Colt. Not sure how he'd work as a steed in that event, but hey.
>>6543I don't want to be spoiled. That'd be great, but I can go either way. Do what you want.
>wants Tracy (not exclusively) to be happy
I don't mind. And actually, I just had an idea. I'm good with it. ^_^
Also bismuth. (yes, diamagnetic ^_~)
>>6545>>6543Alright then. I'll start by teaching him how dangerous it can be to be a white knight.
Did yiu mean metal?
Also, Hi faggots
GM how did my forging go?
bismuth is a gemstone m9
>>6549>It is a brittle metal with a silvery white color when freshly produced, but surface oxidation can give it a pink tinge. Bismuth is the most naturally diamagnetic element, and has one of the lowest values of thermal conductivity among metals.
Aka, the special color is rust
>>6550>Bismuth is an uncommon mineral composed of the element of the same name. Its rarity is about the same as Silver. It usually forms in ugly masses, though occasionally does form in aesthetic lustrous crystals. Bismuth has a metallic-white color with a slight reddish or pinkish hue. This pure color will only be present on an untarnished (i.e. freshly broken) surface, since Bismuth tarnishes yellow to dark-gray.
Crystals are a structure
Certain rocks will form in crystals but aren't gemstones
Salt is a great example of this
Yep. I wasn't suggesting bismuth was a gem, I was suggesting that having bismuth in a forge could allow the forger to 'rest' their material in magnetic suspension, allowing for greater thermal regularity.
That makes sense
Now check these trips
I use them to finish my rod
MAKING a rod is easy, you/I don't even need to roll for that. Embellishing and enchanting it, that's the hard part.
BUT starting with trips is a GOOD start
I figured trips would work somehow
They do, but item creation isn't simple at all. I mean it can .be simplified, but the WHOLE of the venture is this.
Tale subtle material. Work/mold it (masterwork). Apply embellishments (equal-greater quality). Apply magicks. Synergize.
You're talking 4 levels of crafting (and that's with a rod, weapons and armor require more).
I'm not saying "No, fail." or w/e, and we CAN simplify it, but your request was "Try my hand at forging". Xp
Huh>local man tries tabletop rpg for first time>gets confused as fucking hell
Also, I'm not undistracted at the moment. My plate runneth over.
I'm not complaining! My tortilla runneth over likewise. Xp
better be drawing that fucking anne frank pone
No, I'm not. That's my Wednesday project. Xp
Exhausted and stressed out for various reasons...
I'm not about to do any emo-tier blog-posting though.
>mfw if I'm not mistaken Tracy could stand to give a heads up
Lurking. I'm always lurking.>tfw you've been sitting on this guy's face for the past 2 days.
>>6572>tfw when you're the reason
I love my job
I'm always here as well, even if between school, work, and other things I cannot post
That's lovely to hear.
I guessAlso, I quite sadly won't have a playlist by saturday cause my pc's wireless adapter went down the shitter. FML
Were you intending to do something tonight?
>>6577Pls don't. I'm going to sleep.
No, and it seems by your candor that I need to refine my estimates. No worries
Not a problem, last session I looped the one song for hours.
>>6579>it seems by your candor that I need to refine my estimates.
What exactly did you mean by this?
what did he mean by this
> it seems by your candor that I need to refine my estimates.
Maybe I'm missing irony or sarcasm in your posts, but the meaning is pretty clear. GM was planning on having more sessions, or perhaps very late at night, and was surprised to find that in post 6578 o.tb ("Tracy") very bluntly stated "please don't [have a session tonight], I need sleep." This is surprising not so much because of what is actually said, but because the wording is blunt, whereas we'd expect the normal desire to be polite to people we don't really know to soften any requests not to have a session that night. It means o.tb/Tracy was more unwilling to proceed with a late night session than GM had anticipated; even though he was not planning a session that night, he must have thought general willingness was higher. Now he must consider whether midweek sessions are too burdensome. I think it's also worth note that GM's reply is somewhat cryptic. To me, that suggests that GM intentionally obfuscated his message by use of overly formal diction, probably because he thought his post would be accusing Tracy of being rude, which is unpleasant.
tl;dr GM was planning on having other midweek sessions, Tracy said not just no but hell no, and GM was made to rethink session times because of how blunt Tracy was.
I will rise to any challenge, should the need come. The wording was only short and blunt blunt because I was lazily mobilefagging with one hand after already having tucked myself in, under the impression that there probably wasn't going to be a session that night (I just thought that it would've started half an hour ago if it were going to happen, although I guess I just didn't want to be caught by surpriseand find out my character had been >raped to death by the fucking unicorn
I apologize if I sounded selfish there. I didn't think there was a game planned, but I would not have objected to going on anyway.
Whoa, there's been a misunderstanding. I'll fill you in in a bit, but I'm on a schedule. No offense was taken, nor intended
>>6596>I cannot into human communication
Ah, that's a relief.
Don't sweat it. I was not intending to run a game last night at all.The irritated anonfilly was cuz I thought I was smarter than I actually am, and made a miscalculation about the situation I was responding to. Basically I thought someone was playing a joke on me, and that Tracy's faggot might be involved. I apologize.
>>6375>Previous bread is lagging my browser
When this happens, I usually just click the "Last 50 Posts" button, and that takes care of it.
We didn't have anything planned tonight though, right?
I would love to play tonight if he did.
I could do it too, if that's what's convenient.
GM I have to ask the real questions here...
Who is which nut?
How would we decide such things?
Whether or not the character is a homicidal pony?
Whether or not a character is the poster child for an energy drink?inb4 bad "left nut" joke
Which nut represents what though?
U mean namefagging?>I have no name Xp
Wut do you want to call me? I could make suggestions, but one doesn't name themselves on anon-boards.
As for the others, I have a fair guess of who's-who, but there's one or two I'm unsure of at this point. Just sayin'
>>6609>one doesn't name themselves on anon-boards
I name me
Refresh your browser
>>6609>thread is called mixed nuts>>6608
Idk, do I look like fucking Einstien?>>6611>distant foog noises
U can has milkshake ;_;>cucked
Let the record show that the GET was returned to His Denver Broncos.
Praise be to the Broncos
>>6616>frog noises slowly get louder
>>6616>Almonds, Cashews, Macadamias, Hazels, Pistachios, Walnuts
who out of our party is which type of nut.
To His glory, and His Denver Broncos. Have I told you of the Denver Broncos? Let me tell you of Him, and indeed His Denver Broncos. Once, there was not Glory unto Him, without which the Denver Broncos were indeed (indeed!) in woe. Their woe was that there were those - Still! - And in spite of Him - that Football should reign.
This could not be permitted, nor abided. Whence-forth came the man who is and would be known alwasys and Frever as Football
and forever as John Elway, and unto him were granted Footballs. Not the footballs of the mind and soccer, but the one TRUE Football which upon His name did rest.
With great diligence and fortitude did He sign that Footballl to be passed effortlessly unto those fans in whomn dwelt that/(those) Footballs. And so he did smile upon Football, for neither was it offsides, nor participated in/with Eli Manning, who is a fag.>tfw I wrote this before sleep but never posted.
Praise Football. Praise American.
Btw, GM, congrats on mastering the game this well so far. It's been really creative, original and fun, and the allusions were great. Casting Soros as a Balor and making him get all cocky after Rockefeller disappeared was a great touch, and the suggestion that "Lady Glimmer" had multiple levels to herself in the Abyss (even in the Abyss, Glimmerniggers still spam their horseshit) was funny in a spooky way.
I'm looking forward to the next play. It's been fun.
Props to you GMand I guess all you other faggots who have stuck around this long
D'awww,.... This has been orders of magnitude more enjoyable, gratifying, and successful than I ever imagined. At first I was skeptical it would even work over an anonboard, and its all thanks to you guys.
>>6630>tfw not included in the collective internet hug
MY BAD! Can I get a mod edit?also, which one are you?
Modified now to link to post >>6631
, which clearly was made after >>6630
, so now the post paradoxically links to a post made after it was.>which one are you
I'm a keep that a secret
If that's Lee, you got some splainin' ta do.
>>6640>Always has the same filenames
Reeee! It's because I'm on a phone.
>mfw I'm the only one who seems to not know
>>6642>stop or bbc on you
You'll never escape my watchful, autistic eye. I've already learned to recognize your posting style.
I am not afraid of the British Broadcasting Corporation!
Bitch, please! I recognized your style many ages ago
That's good. It means we're growing closer.
I'm literally autistic, some things come easy to me; others no.
Me as well. I'm just really, really obsessive.
as autistic as this guy?
If by that you mean a person who,....yes
>>6657Idk if autism is that easily compared,
but mine is pretty severe...
hey gm can this be my roleplay item?
An insignia? A cleric should have one.
yea but can it be a branding iron?
Only if you, yourself are already branded, on the flank.
Ur lucky flood detection stopped me, cuz that'd have been my gets
Off by one>>6666
What's that from, anyway?
loud house.>its pretty bluepilled but they have a pretty good range of waifus.
>tfw you've been sitting on Ponimaru's face for 4 days now
I'm still itching to play again..
>>6672>waifu that isn't a pony
im basically Hitler i know.
Game time doesn't quite work that way but, I'll get my shit together. It is friday for me
i didnt know this existed,thanks Tracy.
(you) for you
Neither did I (didn't know about the show); I just found it on derpibooru.
friday for (you) how?
I was wondering that too...
Cuz I work 4 10/hr days instead of 5/8's
Alright. Unless there's any objections, but I was gonna assume that at least a day had passed since the latest. I haven't looked since there's been plenty of comfy bantz, so if anyone wants to declare what they did or would have done, feel free.
I have more to say but I'll say it later
Y later? I'm trying to setup at this point, its not "on" ftm
>>6687>A day has passed
Wait, aren't I still sitting on ponimaru, staring down Trollestia?>would have done.
Add some of that Jewish silk to the saddle, and add explosives-making materials to alchemy supplies (if possible).
Also, can we have dimeterium in this universe?
An often overlooked (and sometimes cumbersome but other times useful) aspect of such RPs is humanism. I mean, when was the last time characters took a shit? This is one of those times.
For example. After resting for the night, Thez is mummified in bandages and being carried around by her over-sized fly.>>6690
You were, and you still be. Hmmm. By "a day has passed" I mean "It was night, and its day again". THE day has passed would have been more accurate.>dimeterium
... anti-magic alloy? Oh FUCK yes.
Fucking love dimeterium. It nerfs the fuck out of magic users.>Can't be detected>Can't be levitated>Can be made into wide-range explosives and handcuffs>Can't use magic within range of it
It's a witch-hunter's wet dream. Mages btfo.
I got excited and exaggerated there..
Still, adds balance to any universe that features magic users.
infernuis rode to magical forest and gathered weed.
No, that's legit. There are several magic items that fit the bill, and I appreciate the heads-up cuz it gives legitimacy to it (dimensional handcuffs for example)
What would Hitler say (unironic question)?
cannabis is from nature so he probbaly wouldnt mind.
It's from The Witcher. The Witcher III is one of my favorite games.
Uhm,... I'm gonna have to play the BS card on that one. I'm not anti weed but I'd say Hitler would be.
>>6697>Suggesting Hitler would be fine with mind destroying degeneracy
NatSocism is based around the highest law(no pun intended)nature.
>>6700>muh weed kills brain cells cliche.
Most things come from nature, m8..>>6699
A lot of Nazis were doing meth though... They used it as a performance enhancer, that allowed them to stay up in trenches for days at a time.
They didn't know about it horrible drawback back then though (it was recently invented).
Meth keeps you awake and fighting Russians. Weed just makes you useless
NO NO NO
HELP I NEED A RAPE WHISILE
How'd my magno-staff come out GM?
Like forge-wise, Now i have to enchant it.
Yes, and meth is a performance enhancer (in a manner of speaking). Weed?
>>6702>muh greentext is an argument clicke
its a Preception enhancher.
Prepare your haggis!
THIS ISN'T happening again
God be with ye,
M'pony>teleports away austisticly
For fucking around with enemys in armor and heavy metal objects
It's kind hard for a knight to attack you when you use fucking magnets how do they work to pin them to a wall
hey can i make one of these or is lennos awake yet? if so i try to find him.
Seems like a game breaker, desu..
How do rangers function in this game?
They why doesn't everyone use them?
because its up to the gm to decide how rare they are.
They probally function...
Now here me out,
Crazy idea here
With ranged weapons>>6715>Muskets
I'll accept it>gatling gun
Pushing but fine>that trashy looking shit
What would you pick?
Makes perfect sense. By your trips, I declare a functional rendering of the material (masterwork rod, unenchanted).>>6713
Lenos is in a body-cast. He's awake, but he's not very communicative atm.>>6715
Guns ARE in d&d. Arquebuses are the norm, more sophisticated guns are,... not unheard of but extremely rare and hard to come by. Golden gun? No.
This, desu.. (this breaks every /k/ bone in my body)>>6719>Not using enchanted bullets
>>6720>blocks bullets with skillful art of the katana, letting the spagetti...
Who the fuck am I kidding>magic shield>>6721
So, how do I enchant?
i bring lennos some gold.> its not the golden gun, i was thinking about geting it made out of gold-steel.
Rangers fit their environment. Robin Hood is one example, Batman (oh yeah, I said it) is another.>>6719>Muskets
Better find an UBER savvy machinist, they don't have much for requisitely precise tools.>gatling gun
>>6724>Inb4 Infernius explodes, because he had the nerve to ask Lenos for a complicated favor while he was in a full-body cast
If fuckers could make a gatling gun in the 1800s we can
i didnt say i asked him about it right now.
Its not that its impossible, its that I don't trust you all with a gatling gun. Xp>>6726
That latest explosion wasn't Lenos, that was (me) 4 the goy comment.
>>6727>Precussion caps>Steel Rolling>Blast Furnances>Rifling>The self-contained cartridge
I think you are quite a few technological milestones away from Gatling guns
Oh god dammit, we're raping the board again
one of you namefag.
We are>A deranged mudpony>white-knighting Minotaur>A Scottish wizard who can barely meme>A Trumpian Waifu thief>A a self-insert Mary Sue>An dragon who got fucked into a freaking brownie
Which of those would have any knowledge about making guns? Have you ever made a gun? It's actually harder than it sounds.
Can't namefag, but I can confuse
me black knight, not a faggoty white knight.
Wait, I obiously missed something>Also>can barely meme
lennos is a dragon, he is a brownie for some reason i dont remember.
O_O>deep breaths>"Don't delete the thread! He's just an asshole!"
@[email protected]>"... please.">Okay.
>>6741>Maybe I was a bit harsh
You gotta do your homework, m8. Even I'm watching all of these Nicolas Cage movies (especially the really shitty ones) just for the sake of memes.
Black-gold dragon hybrid. Cursed by whacked-out cult.
Found a picture of you>>6743
Don't worry. After 5 posts only mods can delete threads, not OPs. Also, aren't all of those descriptions more or less accurate?
Please forgive, my memory sucks ass
... Was I wrong..?
me didn't say nigger knight
Threads maybe. Posts, no.>>6738>Self-insert mary-sue
I can't even. I literally can't. Rly?
i dont think so, im guessing she is a character from a previous campaign.
>>6751>Thez is not a self-insert Mary Sue
I can believe being an order of magnitude better at magic or combat because of being left over from an older generation, but her live performance artistry skills are way the fuck OP
>>6751Sorry... I've been acting like a prick all night.. It's mostly work-related stress. Don't mind me.>tfw no coworker's face to eat
>>6754What kind of job do you have that allows you to keep the same IP address all day long? I have to mobile post
We should get (the real) Donald Trump to sign a law where you can murder annoying coworkers
Whould that help?
>>6755I'd rather maintain my anonymity, nut I mostly just use my data because reasons.
>>6754>moar deep breaths
Its... okay. Thez is not a waifu, but she's... special. I started her character 24 years ago, so it kinda stings when you put it that way. I know you meant no offense, but there's subtle (and at the time and since) inherent developing psychology behind her. I put her in a body-bandage ("HEY!") cuz she is literally too powerful, but that one got me in the feels. Sorry for getting triggered.
Nah, I was just trying to be extra nasty because reasons. She's a fine character.
>>6757>Being deliberately cryptic
I'm getting it out of you sooner or later because now you have me curious>>6758>24 years ago
Fug! That's some dedication.
Not at all. She's foul, insufferable, and obnoxious with a "cute" unnecessarily sexualized
overtone. Whatever is appreciable about her is to do with the characters not knowing her full nature (which I've deliberately neglected, cuz awkward). I understand summaries, but Mary Sue is not it. You don't have to take my word for it, but its better with this iteration.>>6761
I started playing when D&D books said "12 and up" and I said hell no.
Just wait until your tulpa >rapes you; then you'll understand.
you have significantly more rpg experience than me.
>>6763>implying shes not an Egregore.
Not to sensationalize, but I was in the 4/mlpol/ tulpa thread,....
W/e, thank you>>6738
I got to experience a trigger that needs addressing. No hard feelings.
"He is an exceptional faggot," she offers.
Back to the game.>>6738
I suppose that's an adequate description, bias removed. Unfortunately, none have the technical skill to fabricate a firearm. Firearms are like fireworks (mideval period) where its carefully guarded and restricted information in the best case.
ok i still go to lennos.
Okay now this is really bothering me
I'll gladly share more about myself with you, ~Flashy. You'll have to return the favor though. *hot breath in your face* That's what in means to be a couple, right?
He glares at you from a cot, inside a body cast.
"MMMrrrrfuuurrrrk d'yuuuuuur wnnnnnnt?" he seems to ask?>>6755
Don't hate, I'm leveraging my company to offer employee wifi to boost morale and lower employee turn-over
>>6769Goddamn you're good at this>>6770
I had just never even thought it possible to have the same internet service, especially one that doesn't rotate IPs every few days, everywhere you go
i sit down a bag of gold next to him. knowing dragons like gold and thinking it might help him heal faster.
He can't keep the gold though. We need it as a part of the down payment for the Empire
and then i say "i have brought you the medicine of yak (motions to weed)
OOC: is lennos mouth covered?>see guys i was helping
"Hmmmrrrrr mrrrrfnrrrr. Wrrrmrrrrmrrr mminnnt?"
(I'm listening, whadya want?)>>6761
Boredom mostly, but w/e>>6763
She/I've tried. That whole physicality thing. (shtap!)>>6775>using John Elway pics
Good of you..
Lenos takes a phatty hit. "Nrrr srrrsly whrt drrrr yurr wnt?"
me doctor. me want help get better.
You must delve deeper into the arts of tulpamancy. You'll find that physicality is no obstacle.
>>6780>we're going there
The mind is a magnificent thing. I'm not want to push it to that level, not even for jollies. Sorry to you, but she understands and appreciates.
... "What do you think he spent all this time making a whole world for me to inhabit for?"
>>6776Dixie is a meme-stealer.>>6781>Demon that doesn't try to push you further into the darkness, even when it would make her more powerful
Hmmm.. She seems like a complex character.
>>6783>not knowing how memes work.
She's not a demon dammit, she's a devil! There's a difference!>ahem
No bully, he's just new at MLP-related. He doesn't want to actively search for,....
>>6784You repost my shit the day after I post it. At least give it some time.
Take heart, I do. He unwittingly posts memes that I make/influence, and it makes me smile.
Mine as well.. it's not all bad I guess.
>(((they))) have been bombarded with (everything)-mlp in my searches for months now. I HOPE they're confused/dejected
im honored youve armed me with memes.>>6786
so my rep around here is meme theif eh?
its not as bad as gets thievery and waifu theft.
Not a meme thief cuz no thief
when lennos gets better he teach me how forge?
Sorry I missed this question. Enchanting items is usually a matter of casting a related or comparable spell(s) on the item and following it with a permanency spell, which is no simple matter. Permanency involves designating (variable) ~ a month to cast, and costs character experience depending on how powerful the enchantment.
Tl:dr Torcuil will want to check out the books in the library to begin that process.
You probably said told us about this already, but is she a barbed devil?
No, she's half pit fiend. Don't hesitate to ask, she loves when people ask about her.
Alright. What can I do with her blood?
Also, what's the other half of her?
Also, following on non-weapon character items. I'd just like to clarify that Tracy only came into the game with her dog-collar and ambiguous "knife collection" (I was hoping to pass that off as a quiver of efficiency, if possible)
Drink it pretty much, its not really an effective poison, I'm just using it as a catalyst for you to go all ghost rider.>>6806
Gray dwarf/grey elf>>6807
Thats fine. Thez has one too.
Is there anything else I should know, meta-wise, if I want to go towards the ghost rider path? I want to creep towards it whilst staying in character.
I was thinking it would be just like having an Alternate Form Nightmare shape, with a couple Balor-like traits.I'm also trying to attain the Paladin's Mount class.>>6807
Does my cutie mark count as a character-item? I noticed that brands/tattoos appear to have effects in some versions.
It won't be an immediate <boom she's ghost-rider> and it'll simply be replacing character traits as she goes along.
You're serious about this? You realize he has to WANT to have you as a mount for it to happen,... also you'll need to be bigger for it to work. I'll put thought into it though.
Another good question, and another thing Thez has (indicating familiarity with the concept). If it does, I don't know that she would necessarily be aware of it, but why not?
I just think of Thez as the snake lady. Some sort of evil remnant of something older that God allows to live because of her utility in a greater purpose
Thats fitting, as a paladin you can tell (not just on sight) that she IS evil, but though she's evil she tends to kill evil things because they don't know how to act.
>>6810>You're serious about this?
Tracy came into this game with one motive: she'll be on this Ride donec mors nos separaverit.
>>6812>she tends to kill evil things because they don't know how to act.
So by that, you mean she's Lawful Evil, like most Pit Fiends?
Yep, though she follows the laws of power, not that of man or beast.
Can I get a redpill on alignments? How relevant are they in this game?
Normally, they're essential qualifiers that can have serious experience and roleplaying consequences for acting outside of. For example, Trump should have had negative experience for kiking the kikes that one time, but I find such rigidity to detract from gameplay.
Lawful means orderly/structured, Chaos being antithetical
Good means community-socially behavioral, evil being more individual/selfish. Neutral is always the gray area.
It also determines what cleric/mage spells are available to a player, as well as what they're weak/susceptible to, and certain items are alignment specific.
>>6817>I find such rigidity to detract from gameplay.
This. I say we'd best mostly ignore it, except for instances of meme-tier consensus. Setting in stone differences between good and evil would just generate bullshit on a politics board.
>>6817>killing the likes that one time
Trumpaladin pushed one out of a window, and I guess directed Tourcil to do things, but otherwise intentionally avoided harming the rats. If they are an ally - the greatest ally - of the greatest nation, how can it be acceptable to harm them?
I said 'kiking' not 'killing'. I'm talking about the check-fraud
>>6819>ignoring good and evil
Evil is for killing, good is for protecting
Um... Yeah... (I swear that had at least a 50% chance of being real money though)
The only real consideration is things like circles of protection axiomatic spells (blasphemy, Football, etc.). Since infernius is chaotic, he's immune to the word of chaos, but is weak against the Law. Thez is weak against Football (if the user is powerful enough) but immune to Blasphemy, etc.
Fair point; we all pretty much understand the difference. I was mostly referring to political areas: those shouldn't have that drastic affects on stats, unless the message is clear.>>6824Where do truncated icosahedrons fall on that scale? Lawful Evil, I assume?
Symmetrical polygons are lawful, no good/evil
>>6827It is the most corrupt, globalist sport in the world, but whatever you say..
Oh that. Yes, lawful evil
If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that's evil, and must be exterminated
Are we going to play today or tomorrow?
Planning on today if everyone is available, but tomorrow is the "official". I may get distracted by bovie-knide, but I've got enough shit to
throw at you include
So I know Tracy is here, having just engaged in virtual divegrass after curiously (almost freudian) asking about, what was it, truncated,... god dammit,... icosahedrons. Trump is also likely here. That leaves IT, being Infernius and Torcuil,... unless.
>>6766>in the tulpa thread
I believe my sides are passing neptune as we speak>>6777
God dammit, no spoilers
... nothing. Seriously though, thanks for the mention, I hadn't looked into that thread/archive since it happened, and it was most magical (both times)
>>6837>was>implying the ride ever ends
It's still up: >>114 →
Also, just in case Infernius's faggot doesn't show up, is he in the stables where I am?
I didn't realize mlpol had a tulpa thread
I thought you meant one on mlp>reads
Not the thread I was talking about, I was talking about https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/thread/174328/
>>6840>dem reaction images
It IS pretty obvious>blushes
I would like to keep waat little sanity I still have thanks
That's not ALWAYS what happens, for me its special circumstances. Though, I imagine you interpret that thread differently than I do.
>looking @ the archive for the first time since it habbened, having spent 6 mos bathing in hoers n pussy
FFS fam, I'm lit. crying. Hiro will pay in blood.
Nah, I saw the bitch that had it go wayyyyyy to farTL;DR he had the whole mane6 "raping him">>6845
Whose ready to binge?
They say it can be pretty dangerous to have one, let alone several.
I remember a greentext about one fool who got so greedy he let his tulpas outnumber him: they conspired against him, and brutally >raped him.
Depending on the individual, I could agree. If we're gauging 'a particular set of posts' I would say that 'they' have had time to determine differing circumstances. Is this rly the thread for this?
"Shut up, the only thing you've blown up is the faggot."
Tl:dr I can state w/ certainty that I only have and have ever had is Thez, the other is something elseinb4 what did he mean by this?
So where's everyone at? Last chance
Suggested audiohttps://youtu.be/-npBowNYDfgBTW Tracy, I hear you guys won Xp
im in lennoses room still.
I am dead
Totally not posting, just dead>character
Trying to figure out how to enchant
>>6852>he dosent post the video version.
So you and Lenos have a long and lengthy conversation about forging. He is surprised that you actually
want to learn, he's only dealt with "make me stuff" types. He agrees to show you shit, but you owe him a 'favor'.>>6854
Dead in the sense that Torcuil's faggot is exhausted and doesn't want to throw in on a protracted situation?>>6858
W/e, mine's better
Just checking,... technically its ur fault Thez had to say that ugly phrase (a simple dispel magic would've changed the outcome significantly)>>6862
Now you're talking.
Where do we go from here?
Also, this thread has hit bump limit.
Pray to the fuhrer for a sign.
I assumed Trollestia was about to say something.
[1d20 = 2]
Dammit. Anyway, I threw out the "where are you" to see if anyone wanted to be anywhere OTHER than where they are or where I'm gonna put them.
Trump, through partnership with the city-folk has somehow(?) put a giant TRUMP on the side of the floating crystal. I don't know. He's beaming, coming out of his room (which didn't explode cuz Lenos is indisposed ATM)
Tracy is,...sharpening blades in the mess hall. And Torcuil is busy scribbling notes and diagrams down.
What did the white bitch say?! Why did she shapeshift into ponimaru?!
Had to say what?
Infernius, having reached a successful arrangement with Lenos technically has first move.>>6871
'Cuz she's a troll>>6872
she had to use blasphemy.
i cast heal serious wounds on lennos.
Trollestia illusioned as ponymaru to fuck with anyone who went into the stables. Tracy rolled right and discovered the ruse, but NO ONE ELSE HAS XP
And so.. I'm still sitting on the real ponimaru, and Trollestia is just staring at me with a troll face..?
What now? Does she have a punchline?
technically i was there
"Hmmmrrr! Mrrrfrrrf,..." he stops and spends the next few minutes breaking out of the body-cast.
"Hey, that was pretty decent of you. Alright, I'll show you around the forge," he says while pulling his leg out of a sleeve. He's nowhere FULLY healed, but he's a hell of a lot better than he was.>>6879
True, thank you. Tracy and Infernius know, but neither Torcuil or Trump.
Speaking of Tracy, she awakes from a most restful sleep on top of Ponimaru
Not fully on top, theres a pile of hay in between, but somehow he hasn't moved
See >>6533I came here to bully him.
So who wants to answer?
How do I enchant?
I've been askin for a while now
>>6883Come and claim your waifu. She's getting in my way.
i thought the goal was to >Rape?
What if I felt like talking?
>>6882>thinking that laying Tracy's sweet ass on his face will bother him>>6883
After pouring through books and materials, Torcuil is able (unless fail) to put together the necessary diagrams which with use of the dais should achieve his intended goals.
Did Trollestia have anything to say or not?
more power to you then.
"To whom? You seemed to enjoy sitting on his face...."
she's eating a bannana
>still waiting to see evidence of Trump b4
Dammit. I will not have you be less original than me.
*pretends to be surprised*
I could throw an owl in the mix.
"Oh nothing, I just thought you spent the night with your nethers all over that pussy-assed colt's face. My mistake," she sys with a wink
>>6894>spent the night
How much time has passed since the last game? I was under the impression that it was a cliffhanger.
If not, you guys have spent three days without sleep. I did mention
I'm starting to get really confused here...
It thought it went>i come in>i act smug at the fake ponimaru>I lay down>fake ponimaru reveals herself as Trollestia>we're staring at eachother, waiting for the next line>cliffhanger
Wtf happened in the mean time, if time passed by?
U fell asleep. Recognize, at no point did anyone say "I'm resting" (except Thez, sometimes implicitly sometimes 'explicitly')
And how are you gonna argue against having rested after divegrass? Xp
... Was she just standing there all night still staring at me? My character wouldn't have just fallen asleep with her watching..
What has the ninja been doing?
Nothing, he has somehow managed to stay still the entire time you slept. Trollestia slept for a bit, but you missed it.
>>6901Come and get her then! She's bothering me! Take her out and tell her about Scotland or some shit.
>tfw you gotta re-write all six of your action plans for the sake of staying in character
Cry me a river, its cuz of your jaunt into left-left field that Trollestia is even HERE
I thought exploring the area would help the other characters....
Give me a few minutes....
Take ur time. TRUMP!!!
whats even going on
>>6908She's in the stables. Take her on a date.
Trumpaladin comes in and steals Trollestia like a football, or in the alternative, tackles Tourcil
At the moment, nothing (CUZ WHERE IS TRUMP)>>6910
Infernius is in the ward, Lenos is up and about. Thez is being flown around by her retrieved fly, looking more like a cartoon-ish bundle of wrappings than a person except for her face. Tracy just got up off ponimaru and>>6911
You enter the stables to find Tracy standing over a pile of hay. Trollestia is there, nomming on a banana
>>6914Listen, I'm not saying you're right. But you're right.
*teleports behind you and straddles your back*
"Good morning, Flashy!"
You gonna get raped>>6913
I uh, do something
Alright since Trump finally appeared and everyone is on-board the TRUMP tower-crystal-thing,... a <whudddd> can be heard from outside
With all the might of a quarterback Trumpaladin barrels towards Tourcil and Trollestia
Never say "something" to a GM. I could make you dance a jig with that description.
>>6920>The Pyramid has been covered in gold foil and swaggered up for Trump
I like this
"Gets tackled" is something
>>6920>*holds onto you, with all trhe weight of a full grown hoers*
"Did you sleep well last night?"
Tracy opportunistically clings to Trump, preventing him from getting a successful hold on TF (trollface), the two of them rolling over a pile of hay and hitting the wall.
Btw, its a very sophisticated and shiny stable, more resembling a sectioned off medical area than a stable. Still, there's lots of hay so what the hey?
We're going to have to keep Tracy at pony size
>>6930>*straddles your torso on top of you, staring into your face*
The new tower decorations look spectacular, ~Flashy.." *lewd breaths*
I uh, idk
"Vanderiem, I summon thee!"
[1d20 = 1]>>6934>*kisses*
Pretty sure that means you get hit, by the handle if you are lucky, by a flying Vanderiem. That, or you kiss Vanderiem
Okay, so Trump attempts to barrel into both Tracy and TF, except he miscalculates Tracy's tenacity as she wraps herself around him, the both tumbling to the floor.>>6934
"Whaddya think ah am, sum fookin Gold? Pull me outta the flaggin scabbard ye twit!"
Another <whuddd> can be heard from outside.
Thats exactly what it means. Tracy face-pommels.
[blueballed hoers noises internally]
Trumpaladin, who apparently has Vanderiem on him, pulls Vanderiem out and whacks Tracy in the face with the non-slicy side
"Get out of my face you damned horse"
Trump removes himself from under the blue horse
Thez buzzes, or rather is buzzed, in by the fly.
"Um, you guys,... theres,... what ARE you doing?"
>>6943>Implying you could escape twelve hundred pounds of pure sex straddling your chest
Tracy politely shifts to allow Flashy to move out from under her.
As you step out of the stable, you see a ballista bolt <whudddd> off the now-Trump tower. Apparently the people of Port Barry have modified one of the ballistas for elevation.
"Some damned blue horse attacked me" Trump yells
You fell asleep and the magic wore off. You're pony sized again.
Consider a diet>>6947>Ballista modified for elevationI had a whole thing planned for this... oh well
You could've said that earlier...>>6950
She's a big mare.
>>6950As did I, I'm improvising
I swear, If i get hit...
TRUMP, I made Tracy sexy, is that not enough?
Meanwhile, Infernius has been fugged by meme-ops. I don't have the meme handy, but you know.
Is she still sexy though? What is Tracy supposed to look like now. Also why the hell would the people of Port Barry not clearly recognize the Tower or the name on it?
That faggot had better have finished my saddle..!
Well yes she's sexy, but she looks normal again (duration spell).
Uh... Should we replay all of that? Because that's a radically different set of facts that certainly would have changed the outcome of that scenario
>homepage is so raped, its all Game
>>6957I am going to desire the ability to turn into a regular mare in the future,
if I'm going to pull-off this mount gig.>>6958
Let's just leave it at alternative facts.
was i breaking the rules in some way?
Well, since Torcuil didn't specify the spell/magic he was using on Tracy, and since iirc
he mentioned changing her appearance (which means illusion Xp), then the spell used to make Tracy into Fleur de Lis was a temporary illusion.
No, that was a jibe about how you were distracted. Carry on ^_~
I was more referring to the events of the night...
*twitches pony ears* "What was that sound?"
I used the transformation spell on my meta staff, i clairfyed
i walk to the stables.
Yes, but you had expended all the Polymorph transformations, all that is left is illusions (to achieve your desired outcome that is)
As you are walking by, and as >>6965
stand there, yet another ballista bolt bounces off the same area of the tower. Its a low spot, and could not possibly harm anyone, but they keep shooting that spot.
[1d20 = 10]>>6968
I'm about as big as a war pony, right?
*walks towards source of thud*
roll for distanced detection
"I know what that means. Run for the control room"
Trump goes to the control room, or at least any location with a view point
Is my MagnaRod ready?
[1d20 = 8]
What do i detect?
From the front of the pyramid, the whole party can see that there isn't much going on at Port Barry. People mill about the streets, and everything seems chill. Still, they ARE shooting at you, though Sechs is next to the firing ballista and is waving his arms.>>6972
Magically? No. You've researched how to do it, but you haven't done it. I told you, making magic items is a particular process.
guys what going on!?
Who is Sechs?
Trumpaladin, assuming he's reached a window, looks to the part of the tower where the ballistas have been aiming
[1d20 = 20]>>6974>Sechs
Who is he again?>*makes annoyed hoers noises*
I got to the dias,
I enchant the rodalso, Ill be back in about 30 min
Sechs Vierseiben (lit, german for 6 4 7,... he's peasant #647 exceot he took the lead after the rats were killed and is the go-between for the party and the city)>>6977
>>6978>thinking his haggis won't be stirred
..Did he hear me?
Who, Sechs?I also made that his name cuz phonetically its pronounced sex
What would he even hear? Angry horse noises? From inside of a thick concrete structure 1000+ feet away?
I didn't think he would...
No, the tower is hovering well over the ground. He sees that the party sees him and stops waving, but no he can't hear you.>>6985
More like 100, but yeah.
Thez is buzzed in to watch.
"It looks like they're trying to get our attention!" she offers/
Trump thinks he knows why. He continues to look for a way to view the spot where they were aiming
i go to where i climbed up at
(is my grappling line still there?)
It appears they were hitting the bottom of the tower, well away from any of the entrances. Also since the party has been seen, the firing stops.
i climb down.
"Well that's bizarre"
He looks now instead over Port Barry
>>6989>going to meet them
If they went as far as to shoot at us to get our attention, what they need us for is more urgent and important than can wait until we have landed
[1d20 = 1]>>6992
Only cuz you asked
>>6994>tfw massive upperbody
I know you all just shared in that moment
[15d6+4 = 50]
Well, its 1d6 for every 6' OVER 6' so,...
>fucking ... math
[1d4 = 1]>>7004
Your legs are broken, but you're still alive. Some useless peasants run over to poke at you, checking if you're alive and injuring you in the process.
i cast cure moderate wounds
i just feel 100 feet
[2d8+10 = 20]
Not badly, its just pain. They mutter to themselves "We should probably get Sechs?" "Oh lets go and get Sechs," "Oh yes, Sechs", and they wander off to get Sechs."
>cast, legs are serviceable but u still hurt
[1d20 = 20]
Roll to see if Trump sees anything out the window. Aside from a Minotaur hurting himself
Good for you>>7000
You can have her idc
/) for real, I had to step away for a moment
>>7012>implying I'm not already lawfully married
I fully support your ship.
Yes. Outside the wall of port barry, he sees a contingent of felines. Like, some are quadrupeds, others are bipeds.
>>7012He kept taking every damned trip and quad with ">rape." I had to do something>>7015
Well that's a happening. Trump takes the ship down and lowers it to where he can step out of a proper entrance (you know, not falling down 100 feet) and talk to Sechs about what these cat people are
There's only 5 in total, and they do not seem aggressive in any way. You rolled a 20 so they appear to wish to speak to whoever BTFO George Soros yesterday. Desu.
Change of plans. Trumpaladin goes directly to the cat people
Have fun when he signs the papers>>7016>takes the ship down
Is that a pun for my situation?
i walk toward sechs
>>7020>walk>with broken legs
Nah. He just edits GETs he doesn't like...
TRUMPS A MOD?
Trump successfully lands on the ground (because when unopposed and not in combat, the default roll is a 10) near Infernius, who happened to land not far from the cats. Sechs is well in the city, we're skipping that bit cuz you rolled a 20.>>7023>catches fire cuz either he's trolling or wait wut?
Okay, I gotta ask. Do you want the ridiculously detailed version that makes you see it, or do you want the version that moves the story. Lookin' for feedback here.
>>7022>GETs he doesn't like
You take every damned trip, quad, and millennial post with the same thing like you used to do on the main board. Don't get mad at me if I have fun with it
i healed myself you dip.
>>7026>Do I want ridiculous detail
That's a ridiculous question
>>7028>Heal moderate damage
Broken legs is a big more severe and GM says you're in casts
>>7027I was always expecting you to swing in.
I want the version that buys us new bread
Its laggy as hell for me
>>7031I stopped that over a month ago>>7033
and 7010 says you are in casts
Better pray to hitler, because right now your character is all but helpless.
Definitely in casts
Tracy keels over laughing at what just happened
im not in cast you autist he said i cast and then my legs work they just hurt.
And you're in casts
how can you be this retarded?
>>7044>thinks he can fall 100 feet without consequences
How can you?
As long as its not my haggis
>>7047>pretending his haggis wasn't stirred