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This is number 10. If you've looked at /vx/ for more than a minute, you've probably noticed a trend.
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I would like to keep waat little sanity I still have thanks
That's not ALWAYS what happens, for me its special circumstances. Though, I imagine you interpret that thread differently than I do.
>looking @ the archive for the first time since it habbened, having spent 6 mos bathing in hoers n pussy
FFS fam, I'm lit. crying. Hiro will pay in blood.
Nah, I saw the bitch that had it go wayyyyyy to farTL;DR he had the whole mane6 "raping him">>6845
Whose ready to binge?
They say it can be pretty dangerous to have one, let alone several.
I remember a greentext about one fool who got so greedy he let his tulpas outnumber him: they conspired against him, and brutally >raped him.
Depending on the individual, I could agree. If we're gauging 'a particular set of posts' I would say that 'they' have had time to determine differing circumstances. Is this rly the thread for this?
"Shut up, the only thing you've blown up is the faggot."
Tl:dr I can state w/ certainty that I only have and have ever had is Thez, the other is something elseinb4 what did he mean by this?
So where's everyone at? Last chance
im in lennoses room still.
I am dead
Totally not posting, just dead>character
Trying to figure out how to enchant
So you and Lenos have a long and lengthy conversation about forging. He is surprised that you actually
want to learn, he's only dealt with "make me stuff" types. He agrees to show you shit, but you owe him a 'favor'.>>6854
Dead in the sense that Torcuil's faggot is exhausted and doesn't want to throw in on a protracted situation?>>6858
W/e, mine's better
Just checking,... technically its ur fault Thez had to say that ugly phrase (a simple dispel magic would've changed the outcome significantly)>>6862
Now you're talking.
Where do we go from here?
Also, this thread has hit bump limit.
Pray to the fuhrer for a sign.
I assumed Trollestia was about to say something.
[1d20 = 2]
Dammit. Anyway, I threw out the "where are you" to see if anyone wanted to be anywhere OTHER than where they are or where I'm gonna put them.
Trump, through partnership with the city-folk has somehow(?) put a giant TRUMP on the side of the floating crystal. I don't know. He's beaming, coming out of his room (which didn't explode cuz Lenos is indisposed ATM)
Tracy is,...sharpening blades in the mess hall. And Torcuil is busy scribbling notes and diagrams down.
What did the white bitch say?! Why did she shapeshift into ponimaru?!
Infernius, having reached a successful arrangement with Lenos technically has first move.>>6871
'Cuz she's a troll>>6872
she had to use blasphemy.
i cast heal serious wounds on lennos.
Trollestia illusioned as ponymaru to fuck with anyone who went into the stables. Tracy rolled right and discovered the ruse, but NO ONE ELSE HAS XP
And so.. I'm still sitting on the real ponimaru, and Trollestia is just staring at me with a troll face..?
What now? Does she have a punchline?
"Hmmmrrr! Mrrrfrrrf,..." he stops and spends the next few minutes breaking out of the body-cast.
"Hey, that was pretty decent of you. Alright, I'll show you around the forge," he says while pulling his leg out of a sleeve. He's nowhere FULLY healed, but he's a hell of a lot better than he was.>>6879
True, thank you. Tracy and Infernius know, but neither Torcuil or Trump.
Speaking of Tracy, she awakes from a most restful sleep on top of Ponimaru
Not fully on top, theres a pile of hay in between, but somehow he hasn't moved
So who wants to answer?
How do I enchant?
I've been askin for a while now
i thought the goal was to >Rape?
What if I felt like talking?
>>6882>thinking that laying Tracy's sweet ass on his face will bother him>>6883
After pouring through books and materials, Torcuil is able (unless fail) to put together the necessary diagrams which with use of the dais should achieve his intended goals.
Did Trollestia have anything to say or not?
"To whom? You seemed to enjoy sitting on his face...."
she's eating a bannana
>still waiting to see evidence of Trump b4
Dammit. I will not have you be less original than me.
*pretends to be surprised*
I could throw an owl in the mix.
"Oh nothing, I just thought you spent the night with your nethers all over that pussy-assed colt's face. My mistake," she sys with a wink
>>6894>spent the night
How much time has passed since the last game? I was under the impression that it was a cliffhanger.
If not, you guys have spent three days without sleep. I did mention
I'm starting to get really confused here...
It thought it went>i come in>i act smug at the fake ponimaru>I lay down>fake ponimaru reveals herself as Trollestia>we're staring at eachother, waiting for the next line>cliffhanger
Wtf happened in the mean time, if time passed by?
U fell asleep. Recognize, at no point did anyone say "I'm resting" (except Thez, sometimes implicitly sometimes 'explicitly')
And how are you gonna argue against having rested after divegrass? Xp
... Was she just standing there all night still staring at me? My character wouldn't have just fallen asleep with her watching..
What has the ninja been doing?
Nothing, he has somehow managed to stay still the entire time you slept. Trollestia slept for a bit, but you missed it.
>tfw you gotta re-write all six of your action plans for the sake of staying in character
Cry me a river, its cuz of your jaunt into left-left field that Trollestia is even HERE
I thought exploring the area would help the other characters....
Give me a few minutes....
Trumpaladin comes in and steals Trollestia like a football, or in the alternative, tackles Tourcil
At the moment, nothing (CUZ WHERE IS TRUMP)>>6910
Infernius is in the ward, Lenos is up and about. Thez is being flown around by her retrieved fly, looking more like a cartoon-ish bundle of wrappings than a person except for her face. Tracy just got up off ponimaru and>>6911
You enter the stables to find Tracy standing over a pile of hay. Trollestia is there, nomming on a banana
*teleports behind you and straddles your back*
"Good morning, Flashy!"
Alright since Trump finally appeared and everyone is on-board the TRUMP tower-crystal-thing,... a <whudddd> can be heard from outside
With all the might of a quarterback Trumpaladin barrels towards Tourcil and Trollestia
Never say "something" to a GM. I could make you dance a jig with that description.
"Gets tackled" is something
>>6920>*holds onto you, with all trhe weight of a full grown hoers*
"Did you sleep well last night?"
Tracy opportunistically clings to Trump, preventing him from getting a successful hold on TF (trollface), the two of them rolling over a pile of hay and hitting the wall.
Btw, its a very sophisticated and shiny stable, more resembling a sectioned off medical area than a stable. Still, there's lots of hay so what the hey?
We're going to have to keep Tracy at pony size
>>6930>*straddles your torso on top of you, staring into your face*
The new tower decorations look spectacular, ~Flashy.." *lewd breaths*
"Vanderiem, I summon thee!"
Pretty sure that means you get hit, by the handle if you are lucky, by a flying Vanderiem. That, or you kiss Vanderiem
Okay, so Trump attempts to barrel into both Tracy and TF, except he miscalculates Tracy's tenacity as she wraps herself around him, the both tumbling to the floor.>>6934
"Whaddya think ah am, sum fookin Gold? Pull me outta the flaggin scabbard ye twit!"
Another <whuddd> can be heard from outside.
Thats exactly what it means. Tracy face-pommels.
[blueballed hoers noises internally]
Trumpaladin, who apparently has Vanderiem on him, pulls Vanderiem out and whacks Tracy in the face with the non-slicy side
"Get out of my face you damned horse"
Trump removes himself from under the blue horse
Thez buzzes, or rather is buzzed, in by the fly.
"Um, you guys,... theres,... what ARE you doing?"
>>6943>Implying you could escape twelve hundred pounds of pure sex straddling your chest
Tracy politely shifts to allow Flashy to move out from under her.
As you step out of the stable, you see a ballista bolt <whudddd> off the now-Trump tower. Apparently the people of Port Barry have modified one of the ballistas for elevation.
"Some damned blue horse attacked me" Trump yells
You fell asleep and the magic wore off. You're pony sized again.
You could've said that earlier...>>6950
She's a big mare.
I swear, If i get hit...
TRUMP, I made Tracy sexy, is that not enough?
Meanwhile, Infernius has been fugged by meme-ops. I don't have the meme handy, but you know.
Is she still sexy though? What is Tracy supposed to look like now. Also why the hell would the people of Port Barry not clearly recognize the Tower or the name on it?
That faggot had better have finished my saddle..!
Well yes she's sexy, but she looks normal again (duration spell).
Uh... Should we replay all of that? Because that's a radically different set of facts that certainly would have changed the outcome of that scenario
>homepage is so raped, its all Game
>>6957I am going to desire the ability to turn into a regular mare in the future,
if I'm going to pull-off this mount gig.>>6958
Let's just leave it at alternative facts.
was i breaking the rules in some way?
Well, since Torcuil didn't specify the spell/magic he was using on Tracy, and since iirc
he mentioned changing her appearance (which means illusion Xp), then the spell used to make Tracy into Fleur de Lis was a temporary illusion.
No, that was a jibe about how you were distracted. Carry on ^_~
I was more referring to the events of the night...
*twitches pony ears* "What was that sound?"
I used the transformation spell on my meta staff, i clairfyed
Yes, but you had expended all the Polymorph transformations, all that is left is illusions (to achieve your desired outcome that is)
As you are walking by, and as >>6965
stand there, yet another ballista bolt bounces off the same area of the tower. Its a low spot, and could not possibly harm anyone, but they keep shooting that spot.
[1d20 = 10]>>6968
I'm about as big as a war pony, right?
*walks towards source of thud*
roll for distanced detection
"I know what that means. Run for the control room"
Trump goes to the control room, or at least any location with a view point
[1d20 = 8]
What do i detect?
From the front of the pyramid, the whole party can see that there isn't much going on at Port Barry. People mill about the streets, and everything seems chill. Still, they ARE shooting at you, though Sechs is next to the firing ballista and is waving his arms.>>6972
Magically? No. You've researched how to do it, but you haven't done it. I told you, making magic items is a particular process.
Who is Sechs?
Trumpaladin, assuming he's reached a window, looks to the part of the tower where the ballistas have been aiming
Sechs Vierseiben (lit, german for 6 4 7,... he's peasant #647 exceot he took the lead after the rats were killed and is the go-between for the party and the city)>>6977
What would he even hear? Angry horse noises? From inside of a thick concrete structure 1000+ feet away?
I didn't think he would...
No, the tower is hovering well over the ground. He sees that the party sees him and stops waving, but no he can't hear you.>>6985
More like 100, but yeah.
Thez is buzzed in to watch.
"It looks like they're trying to get our attention!" she offers/
Trump thinks he knows why. He continues to look for a way to view the spot where they were aiming
i go to where i climbed up at
(is my grappling line still there?)
It appears they were hitting the bottom of the tower, well away from any of the entrances. Also since the party has been seen, the firing stops.
"Well that's bizarre"
He looks now instead over Port Barry
>>6989>going to meet them
If they went as far as to shoot at us to get our attention, what they need us for is more urgent and important than can wait until we have landed
I know you all just shared in that moment
[15d6+4 = 50]
Well, its 1d6 for every 6' OVER 6' so,...
>fucking ... math
[1d4 = 1]>>7004
Your legs are broken, but you're still alive. Some useless peasants run over to poke at you, checking if you're alive and injuring you in the process.
i cast cure moderate wounds
[2d8+10 = 20]
Not badly, its just pain. They mutter to themselves "We should probably get Sechs?" "Oh lets go and get Sechs," "Oh yes, Sechs", and they wander off to get Sechs."
>cast, legs are serviceable but u still hurt
[1d20 = 20]
Roll to see if Trump sees anything out the window. Aside from a Minotaur hurting himself
/) for real, I had to step away for a moment
>>7012>implying I'm not already lawfully married
I fully support your ship.
Yes. Outside the wall of port barry, he sees a contingent of felines. Like, some are quadrupeds, others are bipeds.
>>7012He kept taking every damned trip and quad with ">rape." I had to do something>>7015
Well that's a happening. Trump takes the ship down and lowers it to where he can step out of a proper entrance (you know, not falling down 100 feet) and talk to Sechs about what these cat people are
There's only 5 in total, and they do not seem aggressive in any way. You rolled a 20 so they appear to wish to speak to whoever BTFO George Soros yesterday. Desu.
Change of plans. Trumpaladin goes directly to the cat people
Have fun when he signs the papers>>7016>takes the ship down
Is that a pun for my situation?
Nah. He just edits GETs he doesn't like...
Trump successfully lands on the ground (because when unopposed and not in combat, the default roll is a 10) near Infernius, who happened to land not far from the cats. Sechs is well in the city, we're skipping that bit cuz you rolled a 20.>>7023>catches fire cuz either he's trolling or wait wut?
Okay, I gotta ask. Do you want the ridiculously detailed version that makes you see it, or do you want the version that moves the story. Lookin' for feedback here.
>>7022>GETs he doesn't like
You take every damned trip, quad, and millennial post with the same thing like you used to do on the main board. Don't get mad at me if I have fun with it
>>7026>Do I want ridiculous detail
That's a ridiculous question
>>7028>Heal moderate damage
Broken legs is a big more severe and GM says you're in casts
I want the version that buys us new bread
Its laggy as hell for me
>>7031I stopped that over a month ago>>7033
and 7010 says you are in casts
Better pray to hitler, because right now your character is all but helpless.
Tracy keels over laughing at what just happened
im not in cast you autist he said i cast and then my legs work they just hurt.
how can you be this retarded?
As long as its not my haggis