/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>6943
>Implying you could escape twelve hundred pounds of pure sex straddling your chest
Tracy politely shifts to allow Flashy to move out from under her.

>>6945
As you step out of the stable, you see a ballista bolt <whudddd> off the now-Trump tower. Apparently the people of Port Barry have modified one of the ballistas for elevation.

>>6944
"Some damned blue horse attacked me" Trump yells

>>6946
You fell asleep and the magic wore off. You're pony sized again.

>>6946
>1200 pounds
Consider a diet
>>6947
>Ballista modified for elevation
I had a whole thing planned for this... oh well

>>6949
You could've said that earlier...
>>6950
She's a big mare.

>>6947
I swear, If i get hit...
TRUMP, I made Tracy sexy, is that not enough?

Meanwhile, Infernius has been fugged by meme-ops. I don't have the meme handy, but you know.

>>6953
Is she still sexy though? What is Tracy supposed to look like now. Also why the hell would the people of Port Barry not clearly recognize the Tower or the name on it?

>>6955
>trusting pirates
That faggot had better have finished my saddle..!

>>6955
Well yes she's sexy, but she looks normal again (duration spell).

>>6957
Uh... Should we replay all of that? Because that's a radically different set of facts that certainly would have changed the outcome of that scenario

>>6957
I am going to desire the ability to turn into a regular mare in the future,
if I'm going to pull-off this mount gig.
>>6958
Let's just leave it at alternative facts.

>>6933
was i breaking the rules in some way?

>>6960
Well, since Torcuil didn't specify the spell/magic he was using on Tracy, and since iirc he mentioned changing her appearance (which means illusion Xp), then the spell used to make Tracy into Fleur de Lis was a temporary illusion.

>>6961
No, that was a jibe about how you were distracted. Carry on ^_~

>>6962
I was more referring to the events of the night...

*twitches pony ears* "What was that sound?"

>>6962
I used the transformation spell on my meta staff, i clairfyed

>>6963
i walk to the stables.

>>6965
Yes, but you had expended all the Polymorph transformations, all that is left is illusions (to achieve your desired outcome that is)

>>6966
As you are walking by, and as >>6965 stand there, yet another ballista bolt bounces off the same area of the tower. Its a low spot, and could not possibly harm anyone, but they keep shooting that spot.

[1d20 = 10]
>>6968
I'm about as big as a war pony, right?

*walks towards source of thud*
roll for distanced detection

>>6969
"I know what that means. Run for the control room"
Trump goes to the control room, or at least any location with a view point

>>6969
...
Is my MagnaRod ready?

[1d20 = 8]
What do i detect?

From the front of the pyramid, the whole party can see that there isn't much going on at Port Barry. People mill about the streets, and everything seems chill. Still, they ARE shooting at you, though Sechs is next to the firing ballista and is waving his arms.
>>6972
Magically? No. You've researched how to do it, but you haven't done it. I told you, making magic items is a particular process.

>>6969
guys what going on!?

>>6974
Who is Sechs?

Trumpaladin, assuming he's reached a window, looks to the part of the tower where the ballistas have been aiming

[1d20 = 20]
>>6974
>Sechs
Who is he again?
>*makes annoyed hoers noises*

>>6974
I got to the dias,
I enchant the rod
also, Ill be back in about 30 min

>>6976
Sechs Vierseiben (lit, german for 6 4 7,... he's peasant #647 exceot he took the lead after the rats were killed and is the go-between for the party and the city)>>6977

>>6977
>wasted 20
..Did he hear me?

>>6982
Who, Sechs?
I also made that his name cuz phonetically its pronounced sex

>>6983
Sure.

>>6984
What would he even hear? Angry horse noises? From inside of a thick concrete structure 1000+ feet away?

>>6985
I didn't think he would...

>>6984
No, the tower is hovering well over the ground. He sees that the party sees him and stops waving, but no he can't hear you.
>>6985
More like 100, but yeah.
Thez is buzzed in to watch.
"It looks like they're trying to get our attention!" she offers/

>>6987
Trump thinks he knows why. He continues to look for a way to view the spot where they were aiming

>>6987
i go to where i climbed up at
(is my grappling line still there?)

>>6988
It appears they were hitting the bottom of the tower, well away from any of the entrances. Also since the party has been seen, the firing stops.

>>6989
Yes

>>6991
i climb down.
dice roll?

>>6990
"Well that's bizarre"
He looks now instead over Port Barry

>>6989
>going to meet them
If they went as far as to shoot at us to get our attention, what they need us for is more urgent and important than can wait until we have landed

[1d20 = 1]
>>6992
Only cuz you asked

I know you all just shared in that moment

>>6996
100 ft is a lot...

>>6996
>>6999
splat?

[15d6+4 = 50]
Well, its 1d6 for every 6' OVER 6' so,...
>fucking ... math

[1d4 = 1]
>>7004
Your legs are broken, but you're still alive. Some useless peasants run over to poke at you, checking if you're alive and injuring you in the process.

>>7005
i cast cure moderate wounds

>>6980
Kill me

Also
Im back

>>7007
i just feel 100 feet

[2d8+10 = 20]
Not badly, its just pain. They mutter to themselves "We should probably get Sechs?" "Oh lets go and get Sechs," "Oh yes, Sechs", and they wander off to get Sechs."
>cast, legs are serviceable but u still hurt

[1d20 = 20]
Roll to see if Trump sees anything out the window. Aside from a Minotaur hurting himself

>>7009
Good for you
>>7000
You can have her idc

>>7008
/) for real, I had to step away for a moment

>>7012
>implying I'm not already lawfully married
I fully support your ship.

Yes. Outside the wall of port barry, he sees a contingent of felines. Like, some are quadrupeds, others are bipeds.

>>7012
He kept taking every damned trip and quad with ">rape." I had to do something
>>7015
Well that's a happening. Trump takes the ship down and lowers it to where he can step out of a proper entrance (you know, not falling down 100 feet) and talk to Sechs about what these cat people are

>>7015
There's only 5 in total, and they do not seem aggressive in any way. You rolled a 20 so they appear to wish to speak to whoever BTFO George Soros yesterday. Desu.

>>7017
Change of plans. Trumpaladin goes directly to the cat people

>>7014
Have fun when he signs the papers
>>7016
>takes the ship down
Is...
Is that a pun for my situation?

>>7010
i walk toward sechs

>>7020
>walk
>with broken legs
Nah

>>7019
>pun
Nah. He just edits GETs he doesn't like...

>>7022
Wait........
TRUMPS A MOD?

>>7023
Yes.

Trump successfully lands on the ground (because when unopposed and not in combat, the default roll is a 10) near Infernius, who happened to land not far from the cats. Sechs is well in the city, we're skipping that bit cuz you rolled a 20.
>>7023
>catches fire cuz either he's trolling or wait wut?

Trump approaches.
Okay, I gotta ask. Do you want the ridiculously detailed version that makes you see it, or do you want the version that moves the story. Lookin' for feedback here.

>>7022
>GETs he doesn't like
You take every damned trip, quad, and millennial post with the same thing like you used to do on the main board. Don't get mad at me if I have fun with it

>>7021
i healed myself you dip.

>>7026
>Do I want ridiculous detail
That's a ridiculous question

>>7028
>Heal moderate damage
Broken legs is a big more severe and GM says you're in casts

>>7026

I want the version that buys us new bread
Its laggy as hell for me

>>7030
see>>7010

>>7031
I stopped that over a month ago
>>7033
and 7010 says you are in casts

>>7033
Better pray to hitler, because right now your character is all but helpless.

>>7036
see
>>7035

>>7036
Definitely in casts

Tracy keels over laughing at what just happened

>>7038
im not in cast you autist he said i cast and then my legs work they just hurt.

>>7040
And you're in casts

GM is baking...

>>7041
how can you be this retarded?

>>7044
>thinks he can fall 100 feet without consequences
How can you?

nu bread >>7043 →

>>7039
As long as its not my haggis

Oh yeah, nu bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/7043.html
sorry