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This is number 10. If you've looked at /vx/ for more than a minute, you've probably noticed a trend.
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I know you all just shared in that moment
[15d6+4 = 50]
Well, its 1d6 for every 6' OVER 6' so,...
>fucking ... math
[1d4 = 1]>>7004
Your legs are broken, but you're still alive. Some useless peasants run over to poke at you, checking if you're alive and injuring you in the process.
i cast cure moderate wounds
[2d8+10 = 20]
Not badly, its just pain. They mutter to themselves "We should probably get Sechs?" "Oh lets go and get Sechs," "Oh yes, Sechs", and they wander off to get Sechs."
>cast, legs are serviceable but u still hurt
[1d20 = 20]
Roll to see if Trump sees anything out the window. Aside from a Minotaur hurting himself
/) for real, I had to step away for a moment
>>7012>implying I'm not already lawfully married
I fully support your ship.
Yes. Outside the wall of port barry, he sees a contingent of felines. Like, some are quadrupeds, others are bipeds.
>>7012He kept taking every damned trip and quad with ">rape." I had to do something>>7015
Well that's a happening. Trump takes the ship down and lowers it to where he can step out of a proper entrance (you know, not falling down 100 feet) and talk to Sechs about what these cat people are
There's only 5 in total, and they do not seem aggressive in any way. You rolled a 20 so they appear to wish to speak to whoever BTFO George Soros yesterday. Desu.
Change of plans. Trumpaladin goes directly to the cat people
Have fun when he signs the papers>>7016>takes the ship down
Is that a pun for my situation?
Nah. He just edits GETs he doesn't like...
Trump successfully lands on the ground (because when unopposed and not in combat, the default roll is a 10) near Infernius, who happened to land not far from the cats. Sechs is well in the city, we're skipping that bit cuz you rolled a 20.>>7023>catches fire cuz either he's trolling or wait wut?
Okay, I gotta ask. Do you want the ridiculously detailed version that makes you see it, or do you want the version that moves the story. Lookin' for feedback here.
>>7022>GETs he doesn't like
You take every damned trip, quad, and millennial post with the same thing like you used to do on the main board. Don't get mad at me if I have fun with it
>>7026>Do I want ridiculous detail
That's a ridiculous question
>>7028>Heal moderate damage
Broken legs is a big more severe and GM says you're in casts
I want the version that buys us new bread
Its laggy as hell for me
>>7031I stopped that over a month ago>>7033
and 7010 says you are in casts
Better pray to hitler, because right now your character is all but helpless.
Tracy keels over laughing at what just happened
im not in cast you autist he said i cast and then my legs work they just hurt.
how can you be this retarded?
As long as its not my haggis