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Show Nuts #54
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
58627 58644 59336
RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60014
60019
>>60012
A reference I never thought I would see in Mixed Nuts...

Veggie Tales...
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60015
>>60013
I thought the idea was to avoid getting killed?
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60016
60020
>>60013
We have to kill that bitch.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60018
60023
>>60013
>pointless destruction of property
That only increases the chance of getting killed in various ways, or corridors of escape being shut-off, or the enemy recognizing you through the disguise.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60019
60021 60028
>>60014
That was about all I was allowed to watch for about half a decade. My parents were very cautious about what TV could do to a developing kid.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60020
60022
>>60016
I was planning to snipe her. Tracy isn't far from her, crossbow drawn.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60021
>>60019
As they should have been.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60022
60024
>>60020
I dont think it will be that easy.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60023
60024 60025 60026 60031
Wait a minute. If Fae moves to the bot in a move action, then readies to cast Obscuring Mist after Trumpaladin makes his attack, then Trumpaladin could attack and the obscuring mist be placed directly over them, which would require at least one of the flame weapons for the robots to clear, necessarily wasting an enemy attack

>>60018
You've been whining "give me something to kill, I'm craving xp" for months now
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60024
>>60022
Thank you, and the failed attempt could be quite consequential
>>60023
sigh
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60025
60027
>>60023
Concealment wouldn't protect you from breath weapons, I think.
Also, do you really wanna risk that Concentration check to destroy a couple more bots when you could just escape?
2OBux
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No.60026
60035
[3d20 = 38]
>>60023

Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60027
60029 60032
>>60025
>Concealment
Read the entry for Obscuring mist. The only way to disperse it, besides wind, is fire. They'll have to burn it away first, which is precisely what they will do.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60028
>>60019
>Softly hums Barbra Manatee
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60029
60030 60031
>>60027
Would the robots even attack the mist automatically? Aren’t they programmed to attack humanoids or similar forms that don’t have ID?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60030
>>60029
If the robots do not attack Trump and Fae when they are in the mist, then I'm not sure what the problem is
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60031
60034
>>60023
>>60029
>thernal vision
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60032
60033
>>60027
Yeah, but the weapon would still hit you as the bots blasted through it.

Regardless, is this really what you want to do?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60033
1289717__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-padlock_choker_clerical robes_comic_comic-colon-anon's pie adventure_cropped_di (3).png
>>60032
Hmmm.... If it's not an effective shield for an attack, then maybe it would be best to use it in the center, so maybe a bot will be confused and won't make it across to attack

>sure you want to do this
I just want to kill one. Not all five, not waves of reinforcements, just one before it's time to run
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60034
60036 60041
>>60031
Hm, someone was paying attention
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60035
>>60026
M8, staying and killing more bots wasn't one of the 3 options.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60036
60037
>>60034
I suspected this as well. Figured that was how they say the cards.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60037
60038 60039
>>60036
I'll take the opportunity to point out that no matter how she had played it, that scene where Tracy was trying to hide in an alley from the first bot was absolutely hilarious to me, considering thermal vision.
>I is sneaky hided -Tracy
>Obvious AF signature detected -Shazbot
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60038
60040
>>60037
It gave me a chuckle too, particularly the image of her futilely attempting to hide big bird on top of that.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60039
60040
>>60037
Then the question comes... how are they fooled by ID card? Would the card have to tell it a certain heat signature to identify to let the person pass? Maybe I’m thinking too hard about it.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60040
60047
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>>60038
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>>60039
I probably shouldn't say. Already we've reached levels of metafagging that shouldn't even be possible
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60041
>>60034
>>60034
Is a smart goy
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60042
60043
What does smiting do to an attack?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60043
60044
>>60042
Typically moar damage, sometimes multiplied I think
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60044
60045
>>60043
Good to know.

Another question about attacks: if a sword is described as "+2" where do I apply the bonus? To the roll for damage, or to see if it hit?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60045
60046
>>60044
Both
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60046
>>60045
Even better
Alright, my meta is content for now
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60047
60048
>>60040
This.

Can we not do this next time a PC dies?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60048
60050
>>60047
Fuck you. You go die and lose all of your equipment, including impossible to replace items, because of a misinterpretation of a spell
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60050
60051
>>60048
They're not lost, they're buried.

I just don't want to do all this meta every time someone dies.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60051
60053
>>60050
Then don't do meta. Just let me play the game where we left off
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60053
60055
>>60051
Which time?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60055
60060
>>60053
Either >>59438 or >>59076

Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60056
60057
So wait, which option are we going for?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60057
60058
>>60056
Are other people leaving or are they not? If yes, then he goes with them. If no, then he stays with them
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60058
>>60057
What other people?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60060
60062
>>60055
Essentially scenarios 2 and 1, respectively
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60061
60063 60064
I say just roll 1d3.
That way there's no question about it.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60062
60066
>>60060
Fine. He flees on Fae, and calls on Infenrius and Tracy
yPY8d
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No.60063
[1d3 = 3]
>>60061

OuvwY
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No.60064
60065
>>60061
OuvwY
?
No.60065
[1d3 = 2]
>>60064
oops
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60066
60067 60069
>>60062
"Fucking pussy!"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60067
>>60066
kek
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60068
So then, is that what happens?