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Show Nuts #54
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
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RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
1561 replies and 113 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59204
Shit, I guess I outta edit some moar then..
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59205
59206
>>59201
Watching, yes. The point is to go through before they can do much damage
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59206
>>59205
Okay then..
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59207
59208 59210
That Bitch never made her turn on that initiative.
Did she do anything besides yell on her phone?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59208
>>59207
Yelling on the phone is doing something
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59209
Tracy moves back to monitor Infernius's situation.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59210
59212
>>59197
Mr. Gorplemonger is quite alive, see here he's adopted this lovely mantis outfit cuz reasons
>>59207
She's the reason there's a grip of arial bots in pursuit, as well as a variety of other bots that haven't gotten introduced yet cuz>flee
It would (and still may, waiting on Infernius) be a slaughter.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59211
59214 59216
>>59187
Thez <whooof> vanishes into a swirling tuft of smoke. A few moments later (less than a minute) she reappears with an ornate flask full of a clear liquid. She looks at Stix for a moment, shakes her head and sits down in one of the available chairs.
They're a the tower now yes? Torcuil would be arriving imminently.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59212
59213 59216
>>59210
Can Tracy make out what level of access Gorplemonger had with his card? He acted like he was important.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59213
59215
>>59212
Everyone around here acts important. Assuming that Tracy ventured near one of the gates, she would find that the ID lights up with several options including:
Home, Shopping, and Social.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59214
59224
>>59211
“What’s that for?”
He points to the flask
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59215
59218 59219
>>59213
Tracy decides to give the gate a shot.
>Home
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59216
59217
>>59211
Trumpaladin darts to get through the hole as quickly as possible

>>59212
>"If you have an extra card, come to the hole Tracy, now or never"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59217
59218
>>59216
>'There are mailboxes there though.'
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59218
59220
>>59215
Fuck

>>59217
>"You told me you had a card. Do they follow you yes or no?"
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59219
59221
>>59215
Isn't Tracy involved in a plot to get an ID to Trump, Infernius, and Fae? I'm not saying "don't", but seriously, she's not that ADD is she?

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59220
59222 59226
>>59218
>'I don't know if they follow me, but at least they won't flame me while I have the card...
>'Thing is, if they see me going through the hole, they'll know what's up.'
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59221
59222
>>59219
Are there bots by the hole or not?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59222
59223
>>59220
>ITT Tracy overestimates the sophistication of the Shazbot programming
>>59221
No, but they are in view of the hole, as well as the entirety of the perimeter.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59223
59226
>>59222
Fuck it then.
Tracy leaves Infernius for dead and moves towards the wall.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59224
59234
>>59214
"The green stuff gives me heartburn," she says. "Plus, I've so many inhibitions that I can't speak candidly without booze. Something to work on I suppose, but for now it works."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59225
59228
Drinking during pregnancy is not to be advised.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59226
59227
>>59220
>"I thought you were disguised? Whatever. If I do not receive a card I am dead"

>>59223
He can fly faster that Trump, and has all sorts of very useful magic like Sanctuary or Ethereal Jaunt or Dimension gate. But I think his strategy would be similar to Trump's
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59227
59231
>>59226
Tracy goes towards the hole.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59228
59229 59231
>>59225
Considering the fetus jacked a regen stone from the principle, I'm weighing that it'll be fine
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59229
59230 59232
>>59228
Wouldn't that also make her unable to get drunk, like Captain America?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59230
59233
>>59229
No, because I'm the GM and I say so
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59231
59235
>>59228
>>59227
Fucking squeezes through the hole as quickly as he can. Fae first, since she has a lower save bonus
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59232
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>>59229
>Placebo
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59233
59235
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>>59230
So be it.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59234
>>59224
“I don’t remember too much... think you can help me out and ask me questions? That may jog my memory on some details.”
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59235
59236
>>59233
Damn right! I could have made all kinds of more or less douchy-calls based on whim, that this is the one I've done so far is a testament! Xp
>>59231
So Trump is seriously making straight for the hole in spite of surveilance?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59236
59237
>>59235
Fine, he throws a rock in another direction first. Then runs straight for the hole
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59237
59238
>>59236
Why?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59238
59239 59240
>>59237
His options are 1. give up on Cardishore, and 2. go through the hole and hide once inside
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59239
59241
>>59238
Go ahead.
>'I'll be here, Flashy. Tell me your plan once you get through.'
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59240
59242
>>59238
Those aren't his only options, those are just the only options he's entertaining, right now, that justify immediate involvement/participation Xp

Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59241
59243
>>59239
>"Once I am through the hole that will lose the flying ones and the ones outside. Then we get cards and change disguises, then hide in a house and wait for infernius... then we go through the gates
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59242
59246
>>59240
If he waits an hour Tracy will be gone and the window will have passed.

I guess Infernius is a pretty good distraction, but again, tracy will be gone by that time
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59243
59248
>>59241
>'How do we meet once we're through? I don't want to blow my cover..'

Tracy disguises herself as a janitor, getting ready to feign sweeping up Infernius's ashen remains, should he be incinerated.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59244
59245 59246
>repeats of last voyage with slight differences
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59245
59247 59250
>>59244
>slight differences
Did Snek actually throw Torc off this time?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59246
59250
>>59242
Yeah srsly, wtf happened to Infernius?
>>59244
Not sure what you mean by that, but considering this was a scenario where "Observe, do nothing." was the A++ answer,....
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59247
59250
>>59245
No, this time it was a Broadway musical retelling of the voyage
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59248
59249
>>59243
>"Hand me a card. Or if you're that scared, just leave two cards at the hole and I'll run through myself. I'll take my chances. But I think you're ascribing a level of intelligence to these machines that they simply don't have"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59249
59251
>>59248
>'You'll need to make sure your disguise matches your ID one we go through the gates. Not sure how well I can dress up Fae though..'
Tracy walks in that direction
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59250
59251 59257
>>59246
Torc and Snek are heading back to the tower in the ship
>>59245
No, Torc almost threw Snek off...
Don't ask me how that works
>>59247
SOOOO put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59251
59252 59253 59254
>>59250
You've pushed ten feet of snek off.... but most of him is still on the airship

>>59249
>"alright..."
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59252
59254
>>59251
Pretty much
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59253
59255 59256
>>59251
The dust is only +10 disguise btw.
I was going to use it as a fallback, so that the party would have the option to re-enter lawfully as their own selves if they got caught.
It'll still work on her, but she might be recognized. It won't be easy to dress her up as her card ID though.