RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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Shit, I guess I outta edit some moar then..
>>59201Watching, yes. The point is to go through before they can do much damage
That Bitch never made her turn on that initiative.
Did she do anything besides yell on her phone?
>>59207Yelling on the phone is doing something
Tracy moves back to monitor Infernius's situation.
>>59197Mr. Gorplemonger is quite alive, see here he's adopted this lovely mantis outfit cuz reasons
>>59207She's the reason there's a grip of arial bots in pursuit, as well as a variety of other bots that haven't gotten introduced yet cuz>flee
It would (and still may, waiting on Infernius) be a slaughter.
>>59187Thez <whooof> vanishes into a swirling tuft of smoke. A few moments later (less than a minute) she reappears with an ornate flask full of a clear liquid. She looks at Stix for a moment, shakes her head and sits down in one of the available chairs.
They're a the tower now yes? Torcuil would be arriving imminently.
>>59210Can Tracy make out what level of access Gorplemonger had with his card? He
acted like he was important.
>>59212Everyone around here acts important. Assuming that Tracy ventured near one of the gates, she would find that the ID lights up with several options including:
Home, Shopping, and Social.
>>59213Tracy decides to give the gate a shot.
>Home >>59211Trumpaladin darts to get through the hole as quickly as possible
>>59212>"If you have an extra card, come to the hole Tracy, now or never" >>59215Isn't Tracy involved in a plot to get an ID to Trump, Infernius, and Fae? I'm not saying "don't", but seriously, she's not that ADD is she?
>>59219Are there bots by the hole or not?
>>59220>ITT Tracy overestimates the sophistication of the Shazbot programming>>59221No, but they are in view of the hole, as well as the entirety of the perimeter.
>>59222Fuck it then.
Tracy leaves Infernius for dead and moves towards the wall.
>>59214"The green stuff gives me heartburn," she says. "Plus, I've so many inhibitions that I can't speak candidly without booze. Something to work on I suppose, but for now it works."
Drinking during pregnancy is not to be advised.
>>59226Tracy goes towards the hole.
>>59228>>59227Fucking squeezes through the hole as quickly as he can. Fae first, since she has a lower save bonus
>>59224“I don’t remember too much... think you can help me out and ask me questions? That may jog my memory on some details.”
>>59233Damn right! I could have made all kinds of more or less douchy-calls based on whim, that this is the one I've done so far is a testament! Xp
>>59231So Trump is seriously making straight for the hole in spite of surveilance?
>>59235Fine, he throws a rock in another direction first.
Then runs straight for the hole
>>59237His options are 1. give up on Cardishore, and 2. go through the hole and hide once inside
>>59238Those aren't his only options, those are just the only options he's entertaining, right now, that justify immediate involvement/participation Xp
>>59240If he waits an hour Tracy will be gone and the window will have passed.
I guess Infernius is a pretty good distraction, but again, tracy will be gone by that time
>>59241>'How do we meet once we're through? I don't want to blow my cover..'Tracy disguises herself as a janitor, getting ready to feign sweeping up Infernius's ashen remains, should he be incinerated.
>repeats of last voyage with slight differences
>>59244>slight differencesDid Snek actually throw Torc off this time?
>>59242Yeah srsly, wtf happened to Infernius?
>>59244Not sure what you mean by that, but considering this was a scenario where "Observe, do nothing." was the A++ answer,....
>>59245No, this time it was a Broadway musical retelling of the voyage
>>59248>'You'll need to make sure your disguise matches your ID one we go through the gates. Not sure how well I can dress up Fae though..'Tracy walks in that direction
>>59246Torc and Snek are heading back to the tower in the ship
>>59245No, Torc almost threw Snek off...
Don't ask me how that works
>>59247SOOOO put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
>>59250You've pushed ten feet of snek off.... but most of him is still on the airship
>>59249>"alright..." >>59251The dust is only +10 disguise btw.
I was going to use it as a fallback, so that the party would have the option to re-enter lawfully as their own selves if they got caught.
It'll still work on her, but she might be recognized. It won't be easy to dress her up as her card ID though.