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Show Nuts #54
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
58627 58644 59336
RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
1561 replies and 109 files omitted.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59356
59357
>>59355
Wait, why is Trump rolling?
Trump successfully escaped, he doesn't need to roll.
2OBux
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No.59357
59358
[6d20 = 55]
>>59356
To compare dice rolls with Infernius

Rolling
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59358
59359 59360
Rainbow_Dash_lifting_glasses_S3E3.png
>>59357
>A substantially shittier set of dice rolls than Infernius
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59359
>>59358
Yes, most impressive
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59360
>>59358
*dabs*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59361
*reads ID cards*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59362
59363
Can I get a quick rundown on what would've happened since Infernius's faggot returned? Tracy's next course of action will depend on what happened to Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59363
>>59362
I should've communicated my plans.. I hadn't expected Infernius or Fae to be seen ahead of time..
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59364
59365
Fukkin daylight savings time
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59365
>>59364
Kek, it's been throwing me off all day.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59366
59367
1325616__safe_artist-colon-egophiliac_princess luna_cartographer's cap_esp_eyes closed_filly_grayscale_hat_marauder's mantle_monochrome_moonstuck_s.png
*reaches out with mind looking for knives*
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59367
59368 59373
DA8AFE17-68BD-497D-92EF-906AFE6D98C5.jpeg
>>59366
I picture it looking a bit darker when Tracy wants to find her instruments of death.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59368
>>59367
kek, that's exactly how I'd imagine it.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59369
59370
"Are you going to Scarborough fair....
parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme....
Re-member me, to one who lives there
She, once was, a true love of mine..."
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59370
59371
>>59369
My favorite part of the song is:
Tell her to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59371
59372
>>59370
"Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59372
59374
>>59371
I am looking up the lyrics, but I can’t find this one part I swear I remember where the woman, knowing it is impossible, trys the things in the song anyway, and regains the love of the singer... maybe someone made that part up for a happy ending to the tune?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59373
>>59367
That's pretty much exactly what she looks like beneath her disguise btw.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59374
>>59372
It's not in Simon and Garfunkel's version of the song, that I can tell you
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59375
59376 59379
Will we be able to play again tonight?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59376
59377 59378
>>59375
Hopefully not
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59377
>>59376
Sad stick noises... which is just silence if you think about it.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59378
>>59376
>Sad noises
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59379
59380 59381 59382
>>59375
I'm planning for it. I'm headed out for some errands with Lenos' fgt for the next few hours, but ~5p (pst) I'll be here for the duration. Apologies for last night, I got way drunk waiting for INfernius to return (nobully), but there's several reasons I didn't advance the story cuz there's elements that the party in general and Infernius in particular are unaware of.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59380
>>59379
Sounds exciting.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59381
1503633773018.gif
>>59379
I'll see if I can keep up
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59382
GettyImages-657591276-714x476_20180311173303864.jpg
>>59379

Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59383
59384 59386 59387 59388 59396
bitch.png
>is back
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59384
59385
>>59383
>Image
Take a guess
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59385
>>59384
Pic unrelated, besides I know urs
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59386
>>59383
Welcome back.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59387
>>59383
Present
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59388
59390
>>59383
ARYANNE
AzCrm
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No.59389
59397
[14d8 = 74]
Alright. When we last left off, Infernius got hit by 2 breath weapons, but he also got 20s for 2 of 'em, so I'll call that 1/2 damage.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59390
59391
>>59388
That really hurt
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59391
59392 59393 59416
>>59390
Aw come on you know thez pine is best.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59392
>>59391
*pone
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59393
59394 59395
>>59391
I meant, that hit really hurt. Infernius needs to roll a fortitude save
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59394
>>59393
Meh, i like my thing better.
/s2+g
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No.59395
59396 59400 59402
[1d20 = 19]
>>59393

Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59396
59398 59399 59401
>>59383
>Image
Take a guess
>>59395
Damnit he probably passed
Anonymous
5b1Ud
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No.59397
59400
>>59389
Um.... Do shazbots die from grenades?
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59398
>>59396
Why did it include my previous message?
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59399
>>59396
Fuck you too m8
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59400
>>59395
Damn, alright. Next up is That Bitch, who spends her entire round shouting into the phone.
>>59397
Doubtful, grenades do 5d6 damage. Trump dropped them overhead during his escape yes?
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59401
>>59396
*dabs*
>about to ask when i go
>remembers i rolled a 2
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59402
59403 59404
>>59395
Shit.
Was that a roll for Death by Massive Damage? best way to kill
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59403
>>59402
That roll was to stop my death.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59404
59405 59406
>>59402
Why yes it was
Whoops, Fae actually goes before That Bitch, and being as though she's in charge of transit, that is the moment that she breaks away into the air, with Trump atop. Trump will still be able to grenade them, but he goes last cuz >1 initiative
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59405
>>59404
Wait brad got a 1?
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