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Show Nuts #54
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
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RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
1561 replies and 107 files omitted.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59960
That was something else!
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59963
59964
O.o

What did I just fucking read
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59964
59965
>>59963
An event that occurred in a place between sessions.
Watch the next episode unfold on this grand misadventure.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59965
>>59964
Weekdays at 11:00pm only on the Mixed Nuts channel.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59966
59974 59975
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Fluffy ~birdies
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59967
59968
I still don't know what's going on in the rest of the game, desu.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59968
59969
>>59967
*meta-feeds birdies*
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59969
59970
>>59968
What the hell *are* you?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59970
59971
>>59969
*ignores*
*cold chill sweeps through the room*
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59971
59972
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>>59970
*heils like no one has ever heiled before*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59972
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>>59971
kek
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59973
59975
Welcome back to the Mixed Nuts Channel: A magical place
Today's listings
>1:00-5:00 Assorted shitposting
>5:00-7:30 Meta-fagging so hard your head will spin
>7:30-11:00 A word from our sponsors
>11:00-12:00 To be scheduled
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59974
59975 59986
>>59966
d'awwww
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59975
59976
>>59974
>>59966
Cute birbs!!!
>>59973
You forgot
1pm: torc is raped by that bitch
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59976
59977 59978
>>59975
>raped from a different location
>meta rape
I'll consider it
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59977
>>59976
Poor Torc
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59978
59979
>>59976
Raped through time an space.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59979
59980
>>59978
That sounds pretty (((Einstein)))ish m8
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59980
59981
>>59979
I never said time was relative. Im not retarded.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59981
59982
>>59980
>ITT Torcuil's Space-Time Rape-tivity Constant is determined
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59982
59983
>>59981
>Torc finally gets a relationship
>Gets raped afterwards
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59983
59984
>>59982
By a race mixer.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59984
59985
>>59983
Actually, depending on how possessive Death is...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59985
59989
>>59984
Possessiveness shouldn't matter.
Be loyal to your waifu.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59986
>>59974
Ikt
I love birdies.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59987
59988 59990 59994 60090
So for clarification, the party is currently at an impasse. I issued the challenge of "determine where the party is at", with three possible scenarios.
Scenario 1 is, the party is where they were at the "first" conclusion of the Cardashil invasion, where Trump made good his escape with Fae, Infernius is still stuck in the city, and Tracy is concealed somewhere on premesis.
Scenario 2 is the one where Infernius and(?) Trump wake up in the entertron, Trump's equipment being hidden somewhere underneath the Cardashil park area, and Infernius' equipment now in the possession of a demon that has taken residence in his corpse.
Scenario 3 is different than Scenario 1 or 2, and has not been described yet. No, the party does not get to determine Scenario 3.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59988
>>59987
I say we all roll 1d3.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59989
59991 59992
>>59985
I'm not saying I'm gonna go with it, trust me Torc wishes to remain loyal...

But if Death where to catch wind that someone was trying to steal her Meme-boy...
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59990
>>59987
I vote number 3
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59991
>>59989
Hmmmm yea
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59992
59993
>>59989
It's better not to count on those sort of things, desu.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59993
>>59992
Still
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59994
59995
>>59987
So... scenario 3 is the secret option? Like you can keep your check of one thousand dollars or trade it to find out what is behind the curtain? Kind of like that?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59995
>>59994
Correct
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59996
59997
>everyone waits for quads
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.59997
60003
>>59996
*dabs*
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59999
60003
Hopefully Death likes digits
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60000
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The Game Shall Last Forever!
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60002
60005 60007
https://youtu.be/QXvxaBYRMLM
*boop*
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60003
60004 60005
>>59997
>>59999
Where did >>59998 → go?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60004
>>60003
Take a guess. It could have been posted/deleted, bypassed entirely, who knows?
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60005
>>60002
Daawwwww
>>60003
Idk
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60006
60009
>>60001
More bots would still come though.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60007
>>60002
Snek is a scare
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60008
So? What's it gonna be?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60009
60010 60011
>>60006
Let them come. He has a sword dedicated to sundering, a feat dedicated to sundering, a ring of evasion, and a ring of fire resistance, that have been entirely useless pretty much the entire campaign. Now is the chance to make it shine. You say you want to live up to the black guard roll? Well, I want to live up to the Warrior roll.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60010
>>60009
Your not the only warrior pal.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60011
60012 60013
>>60009
Do you intend to escape, or just take on the entire Cardishil security force?
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60012
60014
>>60011
My childhood just came to mind when you said that for some reason:
https://youtu.be/wv8gXqwu0IM
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60013
60015 60016 60018
>>60011
Kill as much as could be killed, then escape