RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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What did I just fucking read
>>59963An event that occurred in a place between sessions.
Watch the next episode unfold on this grand misadventure.
>>59964Weekdays at 11:00pm only on the Mixed Nuts channel.
I still don't know what's going on in the rest of the game, desu.
>>59969*ignores*
*cold chill sweeps through the room*
>>59970*heils like no one has ever heiled before*
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Today's listings
>1:00-5:00 Assorted shitposting
>5:00-7:30 Meta-fagging so hard your head will spin
>7:30-11:00 A word from our sponsors
>11:00-12:00 To be scheduled
>>59974>>59966Cute birbs!!!
>>59973You forgot
1pm: torc is raped by that bitch
>>59976Raped through time an space.
>>59978That sounds pretty (((Einstein)))ish m8
>>59979I never said time was relative. Im not retarded.
>>59983Actually, depending on how possessive Death is...
>>59984Possessiveness shouldn't matter.
Be loyal to your waifu.
So for clarification, the party is currently at an impasse. I issued the challenge of "determine where the party is at", with three possible scenarios.
Scenario 1 is, the party is where they were at the "first" conclusion of the Cardashil invasion, where Trump made good his escape with Fae, Infernius is still stuck in the city, and Tracy is concealed somewhere on premesis.
Scenario 2 is the one where Infernius and(?) Trump wake up in the entertron, Trump's equipment being hidden somewhere underneath the Cardashil park area, and Infernius' equipment now in the possession of a demon that has taken residence in his corpse.
Scenario 3 is different than Scenario 1 or 2, and has not been described yet. No, the party does not get to determine Scenario 3.
>>59985I'm not saying I'm gonna go with it, trust me Torc wishes to remain loyal...
But if Death where to catch wind that someone was trying to steal her Meme-boy...
>>59989It's better not to count on those sort of things, desu.
>>59987So... scenario 3 is the secret option? Like you can keep your check of one thousand dollars or trade it to find out what is behind the curtain? Kind of like that?
>everyone waits for quads
Hopefully Death likes digits
The Game Shall Last Forever!
>>60003Take a guess. It could have been posted/deleted, bypassed entirely, who knows?
>>60001
More bots would still come though.
>>60006Let them come. He has a sword dedicated to sundering, a feat dedicated to sundering, a ring of evasion, and a ring of fire resistance, that have been entirely useless pretty much the entire campaign. Now is the chance to make it shine. You say you want to live up to the black guard roll? Well, I want to live up to the Warrior roll.
>>60009Your not the only warrior pal.
>>60009Do you intend to escape, or just take on the entire Cardishil security force?
>>60011My childhood just came to mind when you said that for some reason:
https://youtu.be/wv8gXqwu0IM >>60011Kill as much as could be killed, then escape