RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>59455
It’s always one more..
Your never satisfied!
https://youtu.be/OxHAN6JIkNo
>>59456
“Not as interesting as gnomes I bet.... what are gnomes by the way?”
>>59457
“Hey! It is a perfectly normal fear out of all the things most are afraid of irrationally.”
It’s always one more..
Your never satisfied!
https://youtu.be/OxHAN6JIkNo
>>59456
“Not as interesting as gnomes I bet.... what are gnomes by the way?”
>>59457
“Hey! It is a perfectly normal fear out of all the things most are afraid of irrationally.”
>>59458
"Its not a criticism, I just figure that since he's the magic guy he should know. By the way, doesn't I'nis' sword catch fire sometimes? Probably better mention to him too,... still haven't figured out what to do about Lenos yet tho." she says holding her chin.
"Its not a criticism, I just figure that since he's the magic guy he should know. By the way, doesn't I'nis' sword catch fire sometimes? Probably better mention to him too,... still haven't figured out what to do about Lenos yet tho." she says holding her chin.
"In fact, if you let snek eat one and then turn him into a staff, all you'd have to do is set off an explosion and say that the gnome exploded."
>>59462
None, but since Trump isn't escaping the arial bots she's calling in are proceeding in through the roof.
None, but since Trump isn't escaping the arial bots she's calling in are proceeding in through the roof.
>>59460
“Huh... so, I remember you have this... meme magic. Think a pony like me could learn something like that?”
“Huh... so, I remember you have this... meme magic. Think a pony like me could learn something like that?”
"And incidentally, is Snek on file in the Entertron? I mean I know he's a magical creature, but I don't see why it wouldn't work,"
>>59471
Yes but this would be more for situations like if the mummy room was set on fire, which I was certain would happen but somehow didn't
Yes but this would be more for situations like if the mummy room was set on fire, which I was certain would happen but somehow didn't
If you want an idea of what it is like to wake up in the Entertron, refer to Gantz
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*plays a generic Fashwave song*
K, so Tracy is closing on That Bitch, but low key; bluff check.
I think its now Infernius' turn
I think its now Infernius' turn
Use uatachit
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>>59488
*casts earthquake*
"Fucking robots REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ME AM GONNA KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKERS THEN ME AM GONNA RUN YOU THROUGH WITH MY ZWEIHANDER YOU RACEMIXING WHORE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*casts earthquake*
"Fucking robots REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ME AM GONNA KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKERS THEN ME AM GONNA RUN YOU THROUGH WITH MY ZWEIHANDER YOU RACEMIXING WHORE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
While the red bull messes up the place, Tracy uses the distraction to discreetly inch closer to That Bitch, until she's withing ~30 ft.
In her turn of course.
In her turn of course.
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