RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
1561 replies and 111 files omitted.
Thez should've come along.
It would've been more interesting to come home to a Hell Brigade anyway.
>>58630Or something with stab-able organs.
>>58631Tracy will have plenty to stab here in a minute. I held back on Cardishore 'cuz I hadn't had time to figure out exactly what was happening in city when the party arrived (though a most obscure method I might add), but I'm ready to go with both cinematics, storyline, envirnonment, etc.
I'm probably not going to map most of Cardishore cuz its a massive city and there's going to be a lot of rapid-fire zones that will get vaguely mentioned and then ignored thereafter, but Its about to get hairy (and for once, its not entirely the party's fault).
>>58632Okay. I'm hype.
I've been meaning to get Tracy back into this city for months now.
>"I'm starved"
"We can grab some food after we get the cannon order placed"
>"Why go somewhere when there are four perfect sized meals in front of me?"
"This again?"
>"I'm not leaving until I eat a gnome"
>>58634>IntelligenceIt occurs to Torcuil that all he'd really need to do is cause an explosion to occur in an area formerly occupied by Snek's lunch,... probably best of they're alone.
Tracy looks around the city and wonders how many of these fancy houses she'll have time to loot.
>>58637Okay, I won't lie; I have no idea what you are meaning by this statement.
[1d20+24 = 25]
*walks away while the ostrich and bull are fighting to continue searching the city in stealth*
Rolling to Hide
>>58635The hype is real.
No divegrass this weekend.
>>58644Shouldn't have told her to stay, imo..
>>58645We needed someone powerful and competent to lead the men while we are gone.
>>58646Maybe I'm just being selfish, because I half-hoped to come back and find that the port was destroyed by a giant monster again...
>lead the menThey're canon-fodder, m8. No use putting them at risk.
>>58647Reeeeee my men arent cannon fodder.
>>58648The followers you get from the Leadership feat aren't exactly useful for combat. Only a handful will even be 5th level.
>>58649That may be, but my men still aren't cannon fodder, they are respected soldiers.
>>58649For the Six Gorrilionth time, you aren't the only one to receive Haxx
>>58651>only oneWhat do you mean?
Tracy has Leadership too. She just hasn't organized her soccer team yet.
>>58652So, what level can our followers be then?
>>58653If it's at least 4th level, I'd like to train some young ones as fellow Blackguards.
>>58654No U
Tracy can have followers too.
I need to if I'm going to own this BG role.
>>58657Why do you need to own the BG role and the thief role and the assassin role and so on and so on? Pick something
>>58662
Yea the isp niggers unplugged me even though the bill was payed.
>Deleting gets because you don't like them
Now that is [i]true heresy.
>>58673It's kind of funny though
I can see why Ninjas has so much fun doing this in Rabbit
>>58682Someone fucking shoot me, STOP IT CHILDREN
>>58658Why can't I be a Blackguard-thief? A sneaky shadow knight? Besides, thieves/assassins can be leaders too; they can be organized and teach others their techniques.
Just because I rolled lower stats shouldn't mean I have to play a secondary character.
The field would be kind of pointless without players, wouldn't it?
>>58689I'll relax when my opinions remain intact.
I'll take this all the way to the main board if I have to. I loathe censorship.
>>58690>Take this all the way to the main boardBoy have we got a surprise for you
>>58692Come on the Discord and see
>>58693I can't access the discord on this computer.
>>58695I would if I could.
My resources are slim at the moment.