RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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>>58700Yep. Sorry, the others are distracting me with discord
>"GIVE ME GNOME STEAK OR GIVE ME DEATH
"Neither?"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>58701What're y'all talking about?
>>58703Shitposting and other fun stuff. You would get a REAL kick out of the topic. But we can’t say it here.
Learn to handle the Bantz, Tracy's faggot
>>58708Censorship isn't a joke. Moderation privileges should not be used at one's own discretion.
>>58709>implying a random post is censorshipIt's bantz. Learn to handle it
>>58709Agreed. Though you got to admit. You sometimes start these kind of squabbles
>>58710I don't think you understand.
>>58715Having one's post edited or deleted.
>>58716What idea is being censored?
>>58717Think of every post of mine you've ever deleted, for example.
I have some work to do; signing off for the next hour or so.
>>58665You turn around to see a giant praying mantis, dressed up in a black vest and fancy church blouse.
"Dinosaur? Oh, I do think I passed one earlier." he says, tipping his hat politely and adjusting his monocle with his long claw
>>58720"Oh me thought....., how are you doing today?"
>>58722"Very well, and yourself?"
>>58724"Ah, you're a family man I see." The giant insect says, with an accent that sounds kind of British like, but is really just indiscernible insect-speech.
>>58725"Yea we have baby on the way."
>>58726"You're a lucky man." The green creature says
"A family is something to be cherished.."
>>58727"You have family bugman?"
>>58684Hey now, I mostly only do it in discord
>>58728"Ah.. No.. Mantis society is different from that of mammals, you see: our females eat our drones' heads during mating."
>>58735Got access to discord right now?
GM, can Tracy spend a level like Torc did so that she can cast Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter spells as listed in Unearthed Arcana (Blindness/Deathness, Bestow Curse, Curse Water, Unholy Sword etc), as Blackguard spells?
>>58738Alright. But try to get to it asap. There is something going on there I think you would like.
You guys are going to wait until I leave and then start spamming the thread again aren't you?
>>58734"Well then, I'm off to church." The enormous vermin says as he scuttles away at alarming speed.
>>58744"Would you like to hear about Elway?"
>>58745"Is that the name of your Lord? I beg your pardon, fine sir, but foosball is the only game for a monstrous insect such as myself. I have a sermon to attend in only a few minutes, and I wouldn't want to be late. Blessings to you though, fine stranger." He says, making a characteristic praying gesture and politely tipping his hat before scuttling off into the city