RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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>>59756“Ok... note to self: Tracy needs personal space.”
>>59757"Eh, at least it isn't my haggis"
>>59758“Again... probably don’t want to know.”
>>59759"Nope, you really don't. Shall we get going?"
>>59760“I’m ready. Lead the way my friend.”
Tracy's faggot, the porn thread fell off the front page, and we have guests over
>>59763Talk to the dev squad about a function to tell you where the duplicate file is if you post a pic that's already in the thread. Nobody ever contributes but me because I post all the new shit.
>that file already exists in this thread
Which one, dammit?!
It fucking sucks when you're using hotlinks.
>>59770Are those birds considered exotic by chance?
>>59772They're Rocs: giant ass birds.
Tracy adopted them.
>>59773I was just wondering, because on of the ranger spell takes about needing a feather from exotic origin to make a wind wall... sounded interesting
>>59774I can’t spell today! Ugh!
>>59774Materials for your spells probably won't really be an issue, fyi, but it's good to explore/consider.
Tracy could use help with the grooming at times too.
Stix needs a pet tho.
Shilling for one of these things, or at least just a pup.
>>59777Trips demand a pet! How do I get one though? Are there pet shops in the port? Or do I tackle some in the wild and train them?
>>59778Patience. Trumpaladin received his business partner when Elway directed her to arrive from the plane of Football with a Kajit caravan at the city walls. Torcuil's scaly waifu was crafted from a piece of wood
>>59778Books say it's a 24 hour ritual to call a beast from the wild or other planes to be your companion. Or you could get one through story or any other way.
>>59779An animal companion isn't the same as a paladin's mount tho.
>>59777>>59782An adult would be kind of OP tho..
>>59779>scaly waifu>"Am I being sexualized without my consent? This is a clear violation of the NAP.""What'd you say Mr. Snek?"
>"nothing" >>59784Well, snek is a staff, so yes he's being objectified. Is Snek a feminist now?
"Tell her to gather three lilies of white
Yesterday holds memories in time —
To place at my headstone, beneath the moon's light
Then she'll be a true love of mine —
For ever she'll be the one true love of mine..."
>>59739I think your mistaking Cardashill with Durpistan
>>59778Yes actually, though the best pets come of weird inspiration and ti
mely dice rolls. I suppose trips might suffice tho
>>59789"Thez brad is stuck in a hole"
>>59789Interesting. You will have to tell me more about these timely rolls.
but I’m probably going to pass out any minute >>59790"That doesn't explain why
you're emerging from the entertron," she replies, deadpan.
>>59791No worriies, as you will
>>59791A recent example is where Infernius wandered off looking for an animal to be adopted into the developing ranch idea. He rolled a 20 on his 'finding shit' roll, and ended up making friends with blink doge
>>59792"Me got burned to death by robots in cardishore"
Yes, I can hold out forever
>>59795Infernius lost track of him around the time he made his 'spectacular entrance'.
>>59796Yes, yes, we're getting to that.
There's a fair case to be made that the ruling on the whole "Earthquake and whoops Trump got squished" bit. For one, Infernius has neglected to realize that since Trump (would have) been kill before him, that Trump would then be in the Entertron. I know I bear overwhelming blame in not addressing that, but Infernius was right there and though Trump was unresponsive at the time his character would still have been present. Because of how it was minimally described, the outcome of Trump is not determined, and could be expressed along a spectrum
>>59794"I let you run off without me one time,
one time, and you're waltzing out of the entertron,"
"It'll be fine" he said," she pantomimes
>>59798"Me was surrounded by 10 robots with flamethrowers"
>>59797If Trumpaladin is not killed in an earthquake, then neither are there 10 robots facing Infernius - only six minus those that get tipped over. He wouldn't have died (as quickly)
>>59799"Boy, its a good thing I stayed behind, we had a dramatic venture of me attacking the city cuz me and they were bored. I'm so glad you got to get murdered," she says, very deadpan.
>>59801"Come on baby, me sorry but you, addy, and the towns saftey is more important than me."
>>59802"Says the bull that just gave form to a pestilential demon,"