RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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>>59101She had to be discreet to steal shit. She literally just murdered Alfonso in front of a crowd to keep her cover.
>ran offTracy can't do shit to firebreathing robots. It's more productive to stay at a distance and do what she can with her own skills.
>>59103"Put your hand,... er,... hoof here," she says, indicating what looks like a touch-screen keyboard that displays a hand-icon.
>>59104She did no such thing. The Shazbots simply dealt with an obvious intruder.
>>59104If she wants to send a message, now is her chance
>>59105“Like this?”
He places his hoof on the screen.
>>59107And with a slight prick on his hoof, Stix probably won't die. I mean he might still, there's plenty of ways to die that supersede the Entertron, but its better than nothing!
>>59106Yeah, that whole empathic link has been kinda neglected desu
>>59109I forgot about it, desu.
>>59106Tracy isn't exactly sure what to say or do atm.
Tracy looks towards the flying lion.
>'Is.. Is it time to go yet?' >>59109He was attacked by a robot and she fled, then he went to get Fae and Tracy wondered off... Hasn't been seen or heard from since... Suffice it to say he's changing his relationship status on Facebook
I put dust on Brad and changed Tracy's disguise several times so that they'd have the option to re-enter lawfully if things went sour. I didn't account for Fae or Infernius though...
>>59108 O_o “Now with that taken care of, I suppose I will start wandering around this place and see what a pony has to do around here to earn a coin. I spent the last of what I had on a string for this darn bow I can’t seem to use right.”
>>59114At least I'm not as bad as Torc.
Tracy looks towards the flying figures figures as she contemplates her next step.
How many flying bots are there?
>>59116I don't ask for shit except maybe a level or two in bard...
Though I have no defense on forgetting shit...
Tracy's options
1. Issue some sort of stay to Trumpaladin, sleight of hand an ID into Infernius of he doesn't fly off, meet up with Trumpaladin and give him an ID, then proceed as a team deeper in. Sneak attack robots if necessary with chain, or possibly ask Trumpaladin to ca her
2. Just go deeper in alone
3. Leave Cardishore
4. Some combination of the above
>>59118Things to consider
1. You cannot Sneak attack robots.
2. To give a card to Infernius, she'd have to walk up to him and hand it to him, putting herself in danger
3. Before she does anything else, she has to consider what's about to happen to her husband.
Torc wonders if the gnomes are ignoring him for fun
>>59119Tracy waits for further intentions from Brad, not sure if she should (attempt to) fly after him.
Are there any more bots in sight?
>>59121>Fly after himand expose herself to the robots?
If she wants to meet up, he can run away from the bots and meet her at the hole, then he sneaks back in the dome and they both go in
>InferniusAt least he can fly fast
Yeah.. I really dropped the ball on communication this session.. sorry..
>>59123>Expose selfShe'd just fly while ethereal. It was only a suggestion.
Also, are you sure you can out-fly those bots?
*Waits for dialogue*
>sneaks back in
Is he bringing Fae this time? Tracy never disguised her
>>59126She can disguise her easy I am sure. Make her look like Pepita from Coco
Apologies, I had business related
>>59115>coin"Oh, you needn't worry about that. I mean, we're not to the level of a kingdom, but we have finances on lock."
>>59120Sorry, I forgot where he left off at, other than Snek wanting to eats and getting the cannon re-fit. I recall he mentioned the Stray Cat to the gnomes, so it would make sense that they would be retrieving the necessary schematics.
>>59129“I’m not sure I understand. By this you mean you are willing to lend me some money to purchase gear?”
>tfw you realize that the shitty coffee you were given earlier was actually decaf and ur passing out
I don't even like coffee..
>>59132The IDs we're going to be a surprise, but okay..
>'I'll meet you there then.' >>59136They're still going to be a surprise, because he still doesn't know
>>59137I just didn't want to cause Drama over stealing things and potentially killing Innocents.
>>59131"In a manner of speaking. We've lots of resources, means, and accounts for procuring mundane-to-fine items, and refined items are certainly negotiable. For example, we (and by that she means the port) are responsible for the most thriving jewelry trade this world has ever seen! So to say, if you need equipment or provisions, it can probably be supplied gratis."
>>59134"Huh,you'restillhere.Iwould'vethoughtyou'dhavegottentiredofitall.IwasabletolocatealltheessentialdocumentationsurroundingtheStrayCat,includingthecannonschematics.Ithinkwecanhaveaserviceablereplacementinnomorethanaweek,dependingoncraftingrolls," that older gnome casually vomits in Torcuils direction (referring to their speech method, not literally)
>>59138She did? That's news to me,... no surprise there
nobully >>59140In the message where she told him to come to Cardashil...
...fuck!
>>59140>(referring to their speech method, not literally)Gladly noted
"Thankyou"
Torc pulls out some gold he keeps for moments like this
"Here'smydownpayment"
>"Steak time?" >>59140“Doesn’t feel right to get things for free, but I suppose I will earn my keep with the gear. I will take a look at the shops then. Thanks for you help, Thez.”
>>59142Careful myah, Snek may find himself some food, but the party might also wind up with another tag-along,...
>>59144>' I don't know.. maybe he forgot..?'*Dashes off to where the hole may or may not be*
>>59145"I can appreciate your reticence, but consider it a dynamic where certain members of the party are strategically minded, while others are borderline jews when it comes to money (and even a legit jew). The result is that there's always more available than is needed, excepting when we get robbed by elveniggers.
"Hey!" says a voice in the distance.
>>59146>tag-alongUh...
Sure, I totally understand what you mean"Listen, we gotta pick up the cannon in a week," Torc begins to leave saying his goodbye to the gnomes. "Until then I would like to keep good relations with these guys."
>"What are you saying?""You've been seen with me. Next time we'll enter the city separately and you can have a disguise."
>"Fine, I guess that makes sense""Good. Now, Back to the tower. The others should be back by now."
>>59147Dashes towards the hole, hoping Fae is faster than the bots
>>59148“I see... but what is a jew?”
Turns to see where the new voice is coming from.
>>59151Wait,... not through the open-top roof?
>>59152"Oh don't mind him, that's darkie. He's an elvennigger."
"
DROW!"
"Yeah, like I said, an elvennigger. He's harmless, since he realizes that we can subject him to worse than he ever imagined."