This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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[1d100 = 52]>>46683Lol!
Runs off Pressing yet another button she hasn't marked
[1d100 = 83]>>46686Everyone roll to see who got bigger
[1d20+23 = 32][1d20+20 = 30]>>46686Sounds and grass movement
Okay, so if I'm understanding this correctly, Thez is Green, Tracy is diminutive, and Torcuil is Anon Filly?
>>46692Torcuil's Faggot has now been bestowed Faggotry over Anon
Griffon Filly.
>>46693Thez is lots of things. She took every "against an opponent" effect that was pressed.
>>46693The room is also full of elephant grass.
>>46696Huh, that fits with the motif of Tracy running off,....
This is what happens by the way, its not crazy haxx that result of such items, its shenanigens.
[1d20+20 = 34][1d20+23 = 25]>>46697>>46696Spot and Listen Check!
>>46698So long as the buttons aren't marked
[22d100 = 1109]
*mashes a bunch of buttons*
>>46695>I now have 3 charactersIs it the real Anon Filly, or just the griffon in disguise?
>>46699No one ever gets a chance to mark the "shrink" button.
>>46700Can you wait for just a minute?
[2d100 = 81]>>46700Rolling for the two summoned animals
>>46701Griffon? We did have the real anon filly show up, but I think there are many anon fillies
>>46704No, the act of being shrunk made Tracy lose track of which button it was. What happened after the shrinking is subject to a
SERIOUS review, and and can be considered 'potential'.
[1d100 = 26]
*presses button*
[1d20+16 = 24]
[1d20+16 = 25]
Elephant on Fae: gore attack and slam
[3d20 = 25]>>46711I really need to Armor Fae. Neither attack landed. Fae: full attack
[22d100 = 1221]>>46709*Trots on remote with all four hooves, pointing it at any random entity, pressing as many buttons as she can*
[1d100 = 29]
I think I preferred being chaotic neutral, desu...
*Presses yet another button*
e\\_/e
Thez leans over to GM and whispers, "Crimson Sky."
>>46715Stahp
GM, can I get stats for anon filly?
[1d20+16 = 29]
[1d20+16 = 19]
Attack on Fae
The normally peaceful and placcid blue skies above port barry turn a sick and deep red color, as the sun darkens in brightness and intensity.
[4d100 = 183]>>46719I
need to press EVERY BUTTON!
*Hops with all four hooves, pressing four random buttons*
[2d6+10 = 21]>>46720Poor Fae is slammed. Damn good think she ain't a bitch
>Fae has taken more damage now from her Master's madness than from a room full of mummies, sort of like how her master took more damage from jumping from a horse than a lich, or from sexually assaulting a horse than from a room full of mummies [3d20 = 30]>>46724Fae responds with full attack
>>46721Can I at least confirm if it is the griffon?
[4d100 = 115]
[maniac cackling]
[3d20 = 33]>>46729What a hell of a difference those last two AC make. Trachemar would have taken damage
Kill elephant
>>46727It is a griffon wizard (sigh), currently operating under an alter self spell, expressed by faggot to intend to cast wish to break up Infernius and Thez and/or make Thez' baby Trump's.
Thez and Bones are the only characters who know Anon is a Griffon
>>46731Where is Trump in all this?
[4d100 = 102]
Tracy continues hoping on the rod with all four hooves, spinning the rod like a bottle
*Press, press, press, press!*
[1d20 = 11][1d20 = 18]>>46733Watching the fights like a roman emperor watching a lion kill exotic imported animals. Should he enter the ring? Fuck it, ENTERS RING
Rolling for intiative