This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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[1d20+23 = 24][1d20+20 = 30]>>46786You were heard, that's for sure
>>46786By your own description/admission, this was all done on the fly and in the heat of the moment. IDEK what happened, given all the buttons Tracy pushed.
>>46788She was
completely focused on the buttons, looking down at her hooves as she jumped up and down on them.
She did not care one bit what was going on around her.
[1d20 = 9]>>46789Fae has Track damn it! And she knows pony was near the rod
[1d20+23 = 31][1d20+20 = 26]>>46785Is succeeding on a listen check good enough for a grapple?
>>46789Denied. Please. Stop. For one fucking second. I'm not saying "you're restricted from doing anything ever", I'm saying I have no idea what all these fugging dice rolls mean. This gives me 3-ish options. 1. is let it play out, and see where it lands.
2. is stop it here, assess, and continue.
3. is nerf all this shit and go back to before Tracy started,... "acting".
>>46794But I killed Four summoned African Elephants...
That's probably better than Tracy being permanently changed colors or whatever the fuck she did though
>>46795You know, I'm sure she shot fireballs straight into the thick grass
WHERE IS YOUR COVER NOW!
>>46795You know what, no. Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
>>46798THAT ALSO BURNED!
Although there was rain as well. I'm really confused as to what happened
She probably also turned herself green
And then Permanently Blue
TRACY IS BLUE NOW!
[2d20 = 26]>>46799It returns to the status quo anyways, since none of these are permanent. Except color change. But let's ignore that
*heal check on self and Kitty*
A fine-sized voice emanates from an indeterminate direction:
"... If I come out now, will you be mad at me...?"
>>46801SELF STARTS TO HEAL!
Should cure serious wounds anyways, even though I'm sure that isn't enough
*kitty cures light wounds then falls the fuck asleep*
>>46802*puts kitty to sleep*
*NOW she decides to come out*
"For what?"
Trumpaladin is covered in blood and bandages, but is holding several full sized Tusks
>>46804"... I made a bit of a mess..."
"... That was pretty badass of you, fighting all of those pachyderms at once..."
>>46805Trumpaladin blushes at the compliment, then poses like a conquering Brit, with refined expression
"I fucking drove those endangered elephants to extinction"
\r
>>46806"I know, and it was
~sooo cool of you."
*humps proportionately colossal leg*
>>46807Tries to pose heroically. Like Pic related, but with a small blue probably invisible pony on his leg
>>46809>no peach rings*turns into monster to fly up onto shoulder*
*reverts to pony form, and sits on shoulder, also posing*
>>46810*Hair waves majestically in the wind*
>>46812*A cold fear goes down his spine*
>>46814*does not look at pony*
"You're small now. But you'll be gig again. Yuge, even. And..."
*beat*
"It's not that my hand was crushed at the exact moment I needed it. It's that I can never do that again without fear of...
I want to have a horse I can mess around with"
>>46813"...Is there something wrong, Flashy?" (aside from the obvious)
>>46815>has no memory of crushing his hand"Well that won't do at all...."
*crawls down arm*
"Come on! Stick your pinkie in."
>>46818*still feels extremely awkward*
>>46820"This is... weird" he says to the Green statue of Thez
>>46821Isn't she an invisible green statue?
>>46822Yes. Yes she is. I think the green came after the invisible though
*sighs and sticks pinkie out*
>>46823You still have another Break Enchantment for the day, right?
It'd free her of transmutations
she might be mad though..>>46824*eases back onto pinkie*
".. Hnnng..! There..! Th-this isn't so scary now, i-is it?"
>>46825I had to use his second 4th level spell on cure serious wounds because an elephant got several good rolls against a not-fully armored Trumpaladin
*stares at the small horse making love to his pinkie*
>>46826Why U no Lay On Hands? It cures exactly the right amount.
>>46826*Makes sweet love to pinkie*
>>46827I hate using up spells. Lay of Hands is an awesome weapon against undead. Also I didn't think of that
>>46828*Stares in baffled fascination at tiny pony going at his pinkie*
>>46830I gotta stay in-character.
>>46830Kek
>>46831"I still don't know if I trust putting a penis in your larger form"
>>46832[strained mimi-pony noises]
She doesn't respond, but she's clearly trying her hardest to impress him.
>>46835*moves pony around like finger puppet on his pinkie*