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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1073 replies and 133 files omitted.
X4Dhk
?
No.46787
[1d20+23 = 24]
[1d20+20 = 30]
>>46786
You were heard, that's for sure
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46788
46789
>>46786
By your own description/admission, this was all done on the fly and in the heat of the moment. IDEK what happened, given all the buttons Tracy pushed.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46789
46790 46794
choaticneutral.jpg
>>46788
She was completely focused on the buttons, looking down at her hooves as she jumped up and down on them.
She did not care one bit what was going on around her.
X4Dhk
?
No.46790
[1d20 = 9]
>>46789
Fae has Track damn it! And she knows pony was near the rod
X4Dhk
?
No.46791
46792
[1d20+23 = 31]
[1d20+20 = 26]
>>46785
Is succeeding on a listen check good enough for a grapple?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46792
46793
>>46791
No. She is not moving.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46793
>>46792
She spoke a moment ago

DETECT EVIL
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46794
46795 46796
>>46789
Denied. Please. Stop. For one fucking second. I'm not saying "you're restricted from doing anything ever", I'm saying I have no idea what all these fugging dice rolls mean. This gives me 3-ish options. 1. is let it play out, and see where it lands.
2. is stop it here, assess, and continue.
3. is nerf all this shit and go back to before Tracy started,... "acting".

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46795
46797 46799
>>46794
Okay...
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46796
1498443949060.png
>>46794
But I killed Four summoned African Elephants...

That's probably better than Tracy being permanently changed colors or whatever the fuck she did though
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46797
46798
>>46795
You know, I'm sure she shot fireballs straight into the thick grass

WHERE IS YOUR COVER NOW!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46798
46800
>>46797
She grew more grass.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46799
46801
>>46795
You know what, no. Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46800
>>46798
THAT ALSO BURNED!

Although there was rain as well. I'm really confused as to what happened

She probably also turned herself green

And then Permanently Blue

TRACY IS BLUE NOW!
X4Dhk
?
No.46801
46803
[2d20 = 26]
>>46799
It returns to the status quo anyways, since none of these are permanent. Except color change. But let's ignore that

*heal check on self and Kitty*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46802
46804
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
A fine-sized voice emanates from an indeterminate direction:
"... If I come out now, will you be mad at me...?"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46803
>>46801
SELF STARTS TO HEAL!

Should cure serious wounds anyways, even though I'm sure that isn't enough

*kitty cures light wounds then falls the fuck asleep*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46804
46805
>>46802
*puts kitty to sleep*
*NOW she decides to come out*

"For what?"

Trumpaladin is covered in blood and bandages, but is holding several full sized Tusks
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46805
46806
>>46804
"... I made a bit of a mess..."
"... That was pretty badass of you, fighting all of those pachyderms at once..."
X4Dhk
?
No.46806
46807
image.jpeg
>>46805
Trumpaladin blushes at the compliment, then poses like a conquering Brit, with refined expression

"I fucking drove those endangered elephants to extinction"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46807
46808
>>46806
"I know, and it was ~sooo cool of you."
*humps proportionately colossal leg*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46808
46809
500px-Emperor_of_mankind_flaming_sword_armor.jpg
>>46807
Tries to pose heroically. Like Pic related, but with a small blue probably invisible pony on his leg
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46809
46810
462.jpg
>>46808
Wrong pic
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46810
46811
>>46809
>no peach rings
*turns into monster to fly up onto shoulder*
*reverts to pony form, and sits on shoulder, also posing*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46811
46812
maxresdefault (5).jpg
>>46810
*Hair waves majestically in the wind*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46812
46813
>>46811
*mane flows*
"..I love you, Flashy."
*kisses cheek*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46813
46814 46816
1515192087165.png
>>46812
*A cold fear goes down his spine*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46814
46815
>>46813
*humps neck*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46815
46817 46818
>>46814
*does not look at pony*

"You're small now. But you'll be gig again. Yuge, even. And..."

*beat*

"It's not that my hand was crushed at the exact moment I needed it. It's that I can never do that again without fear of...

I want to have a horse I can mess around with"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46816
46817
>>46813
"...Is there something wrong, Flashy?" (aside from the obvious)

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46817
>>46816
"yes..."

then dialogue in >>46815 begins

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46818
46819
>>46815
>has no memory of crushing his hand
"Well that won't do at all...."
*crawls down arm*
"Come on! Stick your pinkie in."
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46819
46820
>>46818
*still feels extremely awkward*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46820
46821
>>46819
*sticks plot out*
*wiggles a little bit*
".. I'm ~waiting..!"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46821
46822
>>46820
"This is... weird" he says to the Green statue of Thez
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46822
46823
>>46821
Isn't she an invisible green statue?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46823
46825
>>46822
Yes. Yes she is. I think the green came after the invisible though

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46824
46825
*sighs and sticks pinkie out*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46825
46826
>>46823
You still have another Break Enchantment for the day, right?
It'd free her of transmutations she might be mad though..

>>46824
*eases back onto pinkie*
".. Hnnng..! There..! Th-this isn't so scary now, i-is it?"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46826
46827 46828
>>46825
I had to use his second 4th level spell on cure serious wounds because an elephant got several good rolls against a not-fully armored Trumpaladin

*stares at the small horse making love to his pinkie*
Mrs. Sentry
NOLey
?
No.46827
46829
>>46826
Why U no Lay On Hands? It cures exactly the right amount.
Mrs. Sentry
NOLey
?
No.46828
46829 46830
>>46826
*Makes sweet love to pinkie*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46829
46839
>>46827
I hate using up spells. Lay of Hands is an awesome weapon against undead. Also I didn't think of that

>>46828
*Stares in baffled fascination at tiny pony going at his pinkie*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46830
46831 46832
>>46828
e_e
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46831
46832
>>46830
I gotta stay in-character.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46832
46833
1511668873065.jpg
>>46830
Kek

>>46831
"I still don't know if I trust putting a penis in your larger form"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46833
46834
>>46832
[strained mimi-pony noises]
She doesn't respond, but she's clearly trying her hardest to impress him.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46834
46835
>>46833
With her humping?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46835
46836
>>46834
Her motives are unclear.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46836
46837
>>46835
*moves pony around like finger puppet on his pinkie*