This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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[1d20+23 = 29]>>47422Secondary Natural weapons have a -5, so attack fails to land.
pulls pony closer and grabs hair near base
>>47434Retrieve your waifu. You, unlike the other one, actually heard from lenos where thez is located and ahve a motivation to get her
>>47435Also, take off your armor if you're going to fug her, you AC whore.
>>47436
You think the Ethereal plane is bad, try finding something in Limbo ~_~
>>47440So is thez out of the enchantment?
Fine I will reveal my method for using Snek as a weapon.
1:hold staff by the bottom end.
2:swing staff at enemy
3:transform into mr. Snek and let go
3.5: snek keeps momentum from swing
4:IMPACT
5:¿¿¿
6:Profit?
>>47435>attack fails to landArmor doesn't necessarily make attacks fail to land, it only prevents them from doing damage.
>>47438That was never the intent
>>47443Whatever. For a grapple to fail, the attack has to deal damage
>>47441Nope. A 20 didn't make the DC for the enchantment. Xp
>>47437
Lenos did that already
>>47449He did? I missed that one too.
>>47450He cast discern location when Infernius and Trumpaladin asked him to find Thez, and found her
>>47451That wouldn't have worked. Discern location doesn't cross planes.
>>47453And now I know why. Discern Location
does cross-planes.
>>47449M8, why do you respond to comments you delet?\r
[1d20+23 = 37]Trying again.
Grabs pony's tail little past the dock, but definitely does not "pick up" the pony, or other wise pull strongly on the tail
>>47456You got Thez and rolled a 20 on dispel magic. That's as good as we're likely to get
GM, would you mind chatting with me in rabbit some time later on?
No hurry; I'd just like to do it some time.
>>47456Plz pardon my candor, which one are you?
>>47459Sure. Just leave a mention and I'll check
>>47460>>47460Hash zQ3r is Infernius from an alternative IP
I have a request I would like to make of all players.
When are we gonna make one of these?
>>47465Soon, I hope.
I wonder if the library has any golem manuals.
>>47467But what is your question?
I read that Reincarnation or Wish could be used to change a character's race. Is this accurate? I read it in context of a UA supplement when reading about racial paragons, when it was explaining how the UA was different from normal gameplay, so I'm not sure.
>All hypothetical, no ulterior motives
>>47469I'm not saying I'm now considering doing that.
BUT I WANNA FUCKING DO IT
>>47472Wish can technically do anything. And Reincarnate by definition transplants an ego into a new body.
>>47472>>47472Do you not enjoy being a filly?
>>47472>>47473Actually, I'm certain Wish would work.
In fact, Wish is the only spell that can reverse Reincarnate.
>>47469Reincarnation, yes. It randomly respawns the character in a new originating story, but with the same previous memories.
>>47473PREPARE FOR DE FEKKIN SCOTTISH UNICORN
>>47474I-Is Torc the filly? I thought
I was Filly
>>47477Fuck yeah I'll fuck the Scottish Unicorn
You are the filly. You
are the filly
>>47478TORC-ICORN (uni-Torc?) IS NOT FOR FUCKING LEWDS
>you are the fillyYAY I AM FILLY
>>47476What about Wish? Could it alter the bodies of living creatures, like a permanent Shapechange?
>>47476Druid is a strange class.
>>47479Trumpaladin recognizes that all unicorns are for lewds
>>47483It's a gay old time alright
>>47485I'm starting to feel like you're literally bisexual irl, Anon.