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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
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HAaXq
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No.46482
46483 46487
1198890__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_laughing_reaction image_simple background_white background.png
[1d20+27 = 28]
>>46474
Tracy bursts out laughing at the cat-meme.
Sleight of Hand to conceal Hand Of Glory while casting its See Invisibility.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46483
>>46482
Nope, okay...
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46484
I gtg for a while. I would say don't do anything stupid, but then you guys couldn't do anything.
X4Dhk
?
No.46485
46486 46487 46493
[1d20+20 = 27]
[1d20+25 = 45]
Grapple mouse from right in front of Tracy

Swallow
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46486
>>46485
>20 on a swallow
Place a cloak of resistance on Fae just in case she needs to roll a Fort save
HAaXq
?
No.46487
46488 46490
[1d100 = 48]
>>46482
I assume that's a fumble.
Tracy lets out a growl of frustration as she goes looking for her hand.
Rolling 1d100 to see if she hits her head on the statue.
>>46485
She K.O. though.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46488
>>46487
I never rolled the grapple earlier (because fucking email field is too short) so the mouse came to Tracy when called
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46489
Wait, it's in the animated gauntlet.
><BANG!>
"OW! Wtf is going on here?!"
*Uses See Invisibility*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46490
46491 46493
>>46487
Yes that is a fumble, and in addition to dropping the hand she also falls over and is now prone.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46491
46492
>>46490
It's in her gauntlet, can she use it while on the ground?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46492
>>46491
she still would've dropped it, but it wouldn't be hard to get back.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46493
46494 46496
>>46490
I'm still claiming the 20 in >>46485

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46494
46495
While still on the ground Tracy uses her hand and peers up at the thing she hit her head on.
"....... OH, for fuck's sake..!"

>>46493
Fae hit her head on the statue though.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46495
46497
>>46494
No, because the order to run was not complete because the fucking email field won't let me roll three dice with modifiers
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46496
46497 46498
>>46493
Thats fine, the mouse is irrelevant, and Torcuil detected invisible-giant-statue-Infernius (though isn't sure what it is yet).
<whooof> Thez reappears holding the 4 Ivory Goats, which are now clustered with obscene amounts of gems and gold.
"I fixed 'em!"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46497
46499 46501
>>46495
Whatever. she got the mouse.
>>46496
Are we in the temple or the tower, I'm confused now.

"The dumb bull fucking turned himself to stone somehow, and he's fatter too" Tracy grumbles, peering through the hand
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46498
46501
>>46496
"Just... You know money can be exchanged for goods and services, right?"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46499
46500 46504
>>46497
*pets purring kitty*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46500
46506
>>46499
"Uh, Flashy, if you will..?"
*gestures towards the general direction of the bull*
"It's a pain to move in here while this invisible fatass is petrified"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46501
46502 46506
>>46497
As far as I can imagine, they're just outside the pyramid, in the airship, cuz thats where they would have taken the shit to and where it would be transported from. Also cuz it makes sense.
>>46498
"These were goods, but now they're "betters"!" ^_^
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46502
46503 46508
>>46501
"Um thez what going on?"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46503
46505
>>46502
You can't talk. You're petrified.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46504
>>46499
>break enchantment
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46505
>>46503
Oops
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46506
46507
>>46501
"Uh huh"

>>46500
"Bippitty Boppitty boop"

Trumpaladin casts whatever spell Tracy's faggot thinks could help this situation, even though he hasn't a clue how to unfuck this
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46507
46509
>>46506
Break enchantment should free him of transmutations.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46508
46511 46513 46529
>>46502
Thez shows Infernius the "Better" goats. It looks like someone has layered gobs of gold on the surface of the figures, and then thrown a bunch of precious stones all over them. In some cases the gold/gems completely obscures the fact that they're goats.
"I know it looks bad, but I've got a guy for it. He bases the final design off what I give him so I just give him lots of metal and lots of stones." ^_^
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46509
46515
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>>46507
Bippitty Boopity boop Break Enchantment is cast at what Tracy is pointing at
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46510
46512
I g2g for an hour.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46511
>>46508
"Now I know you're just doing it to piss me off"

*glares*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46512
>>46510
I need to move
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46513
>>46508
"You do good job, me think they look pretty."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46515
46516 46518
>>46509
Requires a caster level check against the caster level of the rod.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46516
46517
>>46515
Im not petrified right?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46517
>>46516
I'm not sure about that desu
X4Dhk
?
No.46518
[1d20 = 16]
>>46515
Rolling. I don't know trumpaladin's caster level
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46519
46520 46523
>A little bit o time
Trump's caster level is 17. What is the rod's?
>Want that invisibility ~sooo hard
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46520
46522
>>46519
10
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46521
K, so Infernius quickly reappears, shrinks down to normal, and turns back into flesh, holding the rod.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46522
46524
>>46520
Then Infernius is free?

*rubs sore head*
"Good to see you're alive, dumb bull."

I actually g2g nao
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46523
46524
>>46519
It's a Rod of wonder Tracy's faggot. It only turns you invisible if you roll an 80 to 84 on a d100. The essence of it is that you never know what you're going to get from it.

Now use your sneak and hide and move silently skills, and all your billions of items if you want to execute le Ebin super sneak attacks. Role play better
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46524
46525 46526 46535
>>46522
"Thanks tracy."
>>46523
"Thank you ny friend."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46525
46527
>>46524
"I,... didn't know you were still here tbh."

Insert statue comparison dialogue
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46526
>>46524
"And you are very welcome"
*pats and hugs Minotaur*

*stares at pony*
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46527
46528
>>46525
"Oh."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46528
>>46527
"Careful with that rod, its got lots of buttons on it, who knows what could happen!" ^_~
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46529
46530
>>46508
I wanna goat
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46530
46531 46533 46558
So before going anywhere with it, how available will anyone be tomorrow, and/or is there any interest in continuing it through the evening and/or further?
Burgers have tomorrow off is why I ask.
>>46529
There's 4. One of them looks like its running fast, one of them looks strong with big curled horns. One of them has reaaaaally long and pointy horns, and one of them is very small, like a pet goat.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46531
46532
>>46530
I want the long horns

Fuck I gtg again
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46532
46549
Cheryl-Brown-Long-Horned-Goat.jpg
>>46531