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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1073 replies and 141 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46951
46952
1515981895219-0.png
>>46949
"NO!"
0dklY
?
No.46952
46954 46956
[1d20 = 18]
>>46948
>>46946
What? No. Why would they be on the airship? They are in the Tower probably

>>46951
Bitch slap pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46953
>>46950
For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46954
>>46952
[unfs in pain]
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46955
46957 46958 46962
>>46950
"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46956
46959
>>46952
>Why would they be on the airship?
They were transporting the loot to the tower.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46957
46959 46960 46962
>>46955
Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46958
46959 46963
>>46955
>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened
Wrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
0dklY
?
No.46959
46961
>>46956
I did not have the airship in mind. Anyays, the airship is too small for Jumaji shit like what went down

>>46950
>>46957
"Oh Thank God! She dodged the green bullet"

>>46958
Eh. I'm not really clear on what happened
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46960
>>46957
>no green
Oh, thank Elway not that.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46961
46964
>>46959
The airship is like a smallish cruise ship.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46962
46964 46966
>>46957
It doesnt matter to Infernuis what color she is. She's an honorary aryan no matter what.
>>46955
"Pls help get rod back from hores so me can find thez."

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46963
46965
>>46958
Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46964
46966
>>46962
"Alright"

>>46961
"Tracy... Give the rod back to Infernius"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46965
>>46963
>first thing that happened is everyone was blinded
Fuck. That makes it moar difficult.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46966
46967
>>46964
>>46962
"B-b-b-but.. I love this Rod..!"

Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46967
46976
>>46966
"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
HAaXq
?
No.46968
46969 46973
[1d20+23 = 35]
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46969
>>46968
*walks across room, making grass disappear ghostly as she does*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46970
46971 46972 46974 47058
By the way, I would like players to make a choice.

Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.

First come first serve.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46971
46975
>>46970
Light blue.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46972
46975
>>46970
Red
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46973
>>46968
You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46974
>>46970
Purple?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46975
>>46971
>>46972
K. If you're wondering, its cuz I weight-tested my live dice and I picked the sets with the best weight. Those dice will hence be wrt that player.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46976
>>46967
"Thank you brad."
HAaXq
?
No.46977
46978
[1d20 = 20]
*prays for natural 20*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46978
46979 46980 46981
>>46977
YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46979
>>46978
god dammit
Carry on
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46980
46982 46983
>>46978
"No! Fuck You! This is MY ivory!"
0dklY
?
No.46981
[1d20+22 = 27]
>>46978
Grabs rod from pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46982
46984
>>46980
You are carrying the ivory.

*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46983
46984 46986
>>46980
"C- can me have enough to carve ring"
0dklY
?
No.46984
[1d20+22 = 24]
>>46983
"Oh we've got plenty"

>>46982
Grabs the rod
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46986
>>46983
"And here's the rod"

*hands rod*
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46993
>>46992
See >>46991

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47002
47004 47005
>>46997
That is a perfectly plausible and incorrect theory
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47003
47005
>>46999
Of course she would've undone it immediately.
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47004
47007
>>47002
She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..

... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47005
47006
>>47002
>>47003
>>47000
For Fuck's Sake, just ask Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47006
>>47005
... That might work..
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47007
47009 47011
>>47004
She's not invisible
She's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47008
47010 47011
... on the ethereal plane
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47009
47011
>>47007
Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...

I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.47010
47011
>>47008
Etheral jaunt?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47011
>>47007
>>47008
>>47009
>>47010
If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.

Oh well. Thez is fucked
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47022
47025
>>47021
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit

You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47024
>>47023
Quick draw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47025
47028
>>47022
>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
GM already said that wouldn't work.

The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.47026
47056
Infernuis flies to the tower and looks for lennos.
Is lennos faggot here?