This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
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Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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[1d20 = 18]>>46948>>46946What? No. Why would they be on the airship? They are in the Tower probably
>>46951Bitch slap pony
>>46950For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
>>46950"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
>>46952>Why would they be on the airship?They were transporting the loot to the tower.
>>46955Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
>>46955>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happenedWrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
>>46956I did not have the airship in mind. Anyays, the airship is too small for Jumaji shit like what went down
>>46950>>46957"Oh Thank God! She dodged the green bullet"
>>46958Eh. I'm not really clear on what happened
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>>46957>no greenOh, thank Elway not that.
>>46959The airship is like a smallish cruise ship.
>>46957It doesnt matter to Infernuis what color she is. She's an honorary aryan no matter what.
>>46955"Pls help get rod back from hores so me can find thez."
>>46958Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the
first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
>>46962"Alright"
>>46961"Tracy... Give the rod back to Infernius"
>>46963>first thing that happened is everyone was blindedFuck. That makes it moar difficult.
>>46964>>46962"B-b-b-but.. I love this Rod..!"
>>46966"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
[1d20+23 = 35]
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
>>46968*walks across room, making grass disappear ghostly as she does*
By the way, I would like players to make a choice.
Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.
First come first serve.
>>46968You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
>>46971>>46972K. If you're wondering, its cuz I weight-tested my live dice and I picked the sets with the best weight. Those dice will hence be wrt that player.
[1d20 = 20]
*prays for natural 20*
>>46977YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
>>46978"No! Fuck You! This is MY ivory!"
>>46980You are carrying the ivory.
*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
>>46980"C- can me have enough to carve ring"
>>46997
That is a perfectly plausible and incorrect theory
>>46999
Of course she would've undone it immediately.
>>47002She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..
... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
>>47002>>47003>>47000For Fuck's Sake, just ask Lenos
>>47004She's not invisibleShe's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
... on the ethereal plane
>>47007Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...
I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
>>47007>>47008>>47009>>47010If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.
Oh well. Thez is fucked
>>47021
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit
You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
>>47022>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo itGM already said that wouldn't work.
The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
Infernuis flies to the tower and looks for lennos.
Is lennos faggot here?