This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>47488
*puts pony's hind over knee*
"I'm going to see if I can help keep you from getting nearly killed like you did with the mummies"
*takes out a ring of protection secured from Nancy Pelosi (since Torcuil already has one) and starts to run tail hairs though it*
*puts pony's hind over knee*
"I'm going to see if I can help keep you from getting nearly killed like you did with the mummies"
*takes out a ring of protection secured from Nancy Pelosi (since Torcuil already has one) and starts to run tail hairs though it*
>>47492
"I.. It's a bit tight.."
".. but it's fine, because it's from ~you.." *dreamy eyes*
Tail remains in air.
"I.. It's a bit tight.."
".. but it's fine, because it's from ~you.." *dreamy eyes*
Tail remains in air.
GM, have you been rolling our saving throws for fear affects off screen? Several of the enemies we've faced had high DC Frightful Presence, but nobody was ever effected.
>>47493
*tries to run hundreds of horse hairs through a simple ring*
*finally gets it on*
*dock is kind of large, a bit too big in circumference to really fit well*
*Contemplates stopping*
*Pony is basically presenting herself to him, so it's excruciating*
*figures, "fuck it" and wraps pony hairs through the ring so its held in place on the end of her tail bone*
"There you go little pony"
*tries to force tailbone down*
>>47494
She actually did.
\r
*tries to run hundreds of horse hairs through a simple ring*
*finally gets it on*
*dock is kind of large, a bit too big in circumference to really fit well*
*Contemplates stopping*
*Pony is basically presenting herself to him, so it's excruciating*
*figures, "fuck it" and wraps pony hairs through the ring so its held in place on the end of her tail bone*
"There you go little pony"
*tries to force tailbone down*
>>47494
She actually did.
\r
>>47492
Gib custom wedding ring later on, to match your Evasion Ring, so they can easily show they're engaged.
[Greedy faggot noises]
*rubs hands together*
Gib custom wedding ring later on, to match your Evasion Ring, so they can easily show they're engaged.
[Greedy faggot noises]
*rubs hands together*
>>47497
Should she wear her wedding ring on her dog collar or on her dock? Both of them kind of say "I own you" strongly, but in different ways
Should she wear her wedding ring on her dog collar or on her dock? Both of them kind of say "I own you" strongly, but in different ways
Like the time those minions of Soros were supposed to have an aura of nauseum, or the time when (insert numerous opponents) should have cast "(insert nerf-spell)" for the umpteenth time,....
What? Its true,....
There's never a day that goes by that I don't stumble across "Hey, you forgot about this shit!"
What? Its true,....
There's never a day that goes by that I don't stumble across "Hey, you forgot about this shit!"
>>47505
>"A bit expensive"
>Costs 300,000 GP and requires 20 caster levels and an epic feat, costing twice as much as the ring with three Wishes in it
I'll see what I can do for ponfu
I like the ring of protection on the dock though, since it would be of "protection" and would rest over top of her vagina (since it's further down the tail bone) but of course she never practices safe sex and is against it on principle
>>47506
That's how I'm feeling
>>47505
Good thing I've buffed up saving throws
>"A bit expensive"
>Costs 300,000 GP and requires 20 caster levels and an epic feat, costing twice as much as the ring with three Wishes in it
I'll see what I can do for ponfu
I like the ring of protection on the dock though, since it would be of "protection" and would rest over top of her vagina (since it's further down the tail bone) but of course she never practices safe sex and is against it on principle
>>47506
That's how I'm feeling
>>47505
Good thing I've buffed up saving throws
>>47509
See look? He's back to normal. ^_^
Srsly tho, I have to re-re-re-evaluate now. I'm not complaining, but atm none of it makes sense.
See look? He's back to normal. ^_^
Srsly tho, I have to re-re-re-evaluate now. I'm not complaining, but atm none of it makes sense.
[1d20+18 = 34]
>>47507
When you Sequester something, you hide it so it's safe and nobody but you can find it or touch it, because it's your special treasure.
*greed intensifies*
>>47507
When you Sequester something, you hide it so it's safe and nobody but you can find it or touch it, because it's your special treasure.
*greed intensifies*
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I totally didn't mean to attach that image, but apparently its too late so revel in the wolf-elf-girl-rapeage
*cradles newt in arms*
>>47523
>>47523
*Manuevers around horse's behind horses neck, grabs her by the collar, and puts her down on the ground*
"Good girl"
*Stays hidden in mane of pony*
*pets her sort of*
*eventually curls up and falls asleep on poner*
>modifier
Well, it's his base attack bonus with no strength modifier. There should probably be a high negative size modifier though
>>47523
*Manuevers around horse's behind horses neck, grabs her by the collar, and puts her down on the ground*
"Good girl"
*Stays hidden in mane of pony*
*pets her sort of*
*eventually curls up and falls asleep on poner*
>modifier
Well, it's his base attack bonus with no strength modifier. There should probably be a high negative size modifier though
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>>47534
Kefka ain't a god and never was one. He was only referred to as a god in the metaphorical sense of having very strong powers. But he was human
Gods don't bleed, and they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spell
Kefka ain't a god and never was one. He was only referred to as a god in the metaphorical sense of having very strong powers. But he was human
Gods don't bleed, and they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spell
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>>47535
GM said that Kefka was literally a god.
He used Life Drain: a Divine Power, which would've meant he had at least 1 divine rank. Creatures with 1-5 ranks are considered to be demigods.
>He was human
Doe he look human to you? He looks like an ebil demigod, if I ever saw one.
>gods don't bleed
Then what's with that description with the Hecatoncheires? There must be some way to acquire bloodforged weapons, if that's one of two listed weapons that could harm them.
GM said that Kefka was literally a god.
He used Life Drain: a Divine Power, which would've meant he had at least 1 divine rank. Creatures with 1-5 ranks are considered to be demigods.
>He was human
Doe he look human to you? He looks like an ebil demigod, if I ever saw one.
>gods don't bleed
Then what's with that description with the Hecatoncheires? There must be some way to acquire bloodforged weapons, if that's one of two listed weapons that could harm them.
>>47535
>they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spell
A rank 1 demigod could plausibly be killed by that, especially if he were naive enough and had just been shot in the head moments earlier. It was said that he'd momentarily lost his spell resistance in that time.
>they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spell
A rank 1 demigod could plausibly be killed by that, especially if he were naive enough and had just been shot in the head moments earlier. It was said that he'd momentarily lost his spell resistance in that time.
>>47536
I think you're misinterpreting GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPY4F3M3Q
We've seen several images, but most show what appears to be an underweight human male of European breed.
A demi-god ain't a god, and it's blood ain't good enough for whatever ebin haxx you want
>>47537
I'd think a demigod would prepare for something as basic as rolling a fort save
I think you're misinterpreting GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPY4F3M3Q
We've seen several images, but most show what appears to be an underweight human male of European breed.
A demi-god ain't a god, and it's blood ain't good enough for whatever ebin haxx you want
>>47537
I'd think a demigod would prepare for something as basic as rolling a fort save
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