This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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Now now, I did say "for example". That was a hypothetical illustration, and not intended to be a lasting scenario.
>>46633>>46636Rolling d2 to detirmine 1 user or 2 target
[1d2 = 1]And rolling d3 to determine color for shits and giggles
[1d3 = 2]1 purple
2 green
3 blue
>>46636So
now you're making an effort to avoid turning into Princess Fiona
>>46635>Better start recoloring.ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAngry content-producer noises!
>>46636Yeah.. sure it was..
>>46638I haven't gone down the list, but I know she's the one turned into a statue this time
>>46641Your character is green now
She still looks okay though
>>46642A green statue, 'cuz the color-change took place after the flesh to stone
>>46643The invisible again too? I figured I'd go over it after a bit.
Ogre Fiona is hotter than human
.... I want the random-rod..
>>46648I know, I'm shocked by this revelation.
>>46649Fuck, I wasn't expecting this
>>46645Do I need to cast a spell on her or something?
I can tan her
Orange Master-race
>>46648I fucking love pushing buttons, man; even imaginary ones.
I'm pretty autistic that way...
>>46650It necessitates a complete overhaul of current strategy, by sheer inconceivability. Who could have guessed.
>>46652More secrets, completely unknown before this point
>>46652Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it
You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure
summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
\r
>>46654Do we know which button summons creatures though?
*presses button*
[1d100 = 72]>>46655Everyone roll a 1d100; lowest roll just got slowed.
[1d100 = 78]>>46655I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*
>>46665Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.
Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
[1d100 = 69]*presses yet another button*
>>46667carves snail
>>46667Reeee stop with the haxx!
There's more than enough as is
[1d100 = 28]>>46668Yep... I just hit the landmine...
[1d100 = 39]>>46670Oops! I pressed another button!
Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
>>46670You're too small to hold the rod.
>>46669Oh, it just bit him in the ass.
>>46673She was formerly on the borderline between medium and small
Now she's like tiny
Tracy just got reduced to 1/12 her height.
I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
>>46673*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
>>46676You are now five inches at the shoulder
>>46677The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
>>46676Stahp w/ the buttons!
She's literally toy sized!
[1d20+39 = 41]>>46677Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
[1d20+20 = 29][1d20+23 = 25]>>46681Spot Check Listen Check from Fae
Hey Trumpaladin, your god just declared me Anon Filly. Does this mean I turn anon filly ingame?
>>46681"Are you fucking kidding me?"
>>46684Wut?