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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1073 replies and 142 files omitted.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46533
46534
>>46530
I need to move back to my school year apartment and I have a seminar paper that needs to be completed soon, so if we took tonight and two days off, or just one, that would be greatly appreciated
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46534
>>46533
Take all the time you need. I can't guarantee that there won't be shitposting, cuz I'll be doing some of it, but we won't go nowhere. Maybe.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46535
46536
>>46524
"... Say.. can I try-out that rod?"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46536
>>46535
"I don't think that rod does what you think it does"

Trumpaladin, terrified of what the foolish pony might summon, carefully removes and pockets the ring shield, and places on the ring with the flame motif
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46538
46539
>>46537
Tracy's faggot likes pushing buttons.
OO0m/
?
No.46539
46541
[1d100 = 62]
>>46538
Let Infernius have this one. It's truly the perfect item for him. He is beloved of the dice gods and favored by his patron deity in a way none of the rest of us are

Rolling because I'm equally curious
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46540
46542
Did he push separate buttons on it, or did he push a single button several time?
I want to try it out.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46541
46542
>>46539
What did you roll for?
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46542
46543 46544
>>46541
>>46540
It's a rod of wonder. You use it in a standard action and it has a list of possible effects. You don't determine these effects before hand, you roll a d100 to determine what happens
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46543
46545
>>46542
So, you're saying you just used the rod?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46544
46546
>>46542
Why does it have multiple buttons then?
Anonymous
OO0m/
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No.46545
>>46543
Well, to actually use the rod would require stealing it from Infetnius which opens a shit load of possible issues I'd rather avoid. I made a what-if roll to see what would happen if I did have it, however. In this case, it would have grown a field of grass

*Fae lays low in non-existent grass field stalking prey*
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46546
46547
>>46544
Because how else are you going to describe a rod of wonder?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46547
46548
>>46546
A rod with a single, big, red, irresistable button on it that does something random every time.
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46548
46550
>>46547
Tell me what you think the rod is
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46549
>>46532
I guess that goat is really....

Horny
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46550
46551
>>46548
A rod with five functions that were generated randomly, with the list of a rod of wonder.
You wouldn't know unless you pushed the same button twice.
Anonymous
OO0m/
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No.46551
46552
>>46550
That removes all the fun of randomness and is too OP. Just play the game and stop seeking cheats. Embrace the dice
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46552
46553
>>46551
>too OP
Why? There are plenty of cooler rods.
And why should I stop looking for cool items?
Anonymous
OO0m/
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No.46553
46556
>>46552
You can keep looking for cool items, but a rod that consistently has five seperate functions like that is imbalanced
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46555
>>46554
Regardless of whatever it is, I want to press the buttons again.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46556
>>46553
There are other rods with multiple affects, fyi.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46557
46560
Can Torc roll to decipher that scroll now?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46558
46559
>>46530
My family wants me to go on a trip tomorrow morning, so I can't play until this evening.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46559
>>46558
*tomorrow evening
Otr maybe later in the afternoon
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46560
46561 46562
>>46557
Its a scoll of Confusion
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46561
46562 46563
>>46560
What happened when Trumpaladin put on the ring?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46562
46573
>>46561
Hey, I wanted the ring...
>>46560
Well thats no fun
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46563
46564 46573
>>46561
Nothing discernable
HAaXq
?
No.46564
46565
[1d20+16 = 27]
>>46563
Rolling to Appraise its value.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46565
46566
>>46564
Not when its being worn
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46566
46568
>>46565
Aww..

Does that mean I can't tell how much something is worth until I've already stolen it?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46567
46569 46571
Also, can I use Search to frisk NPCs for what they're carrying?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46568
>>46566
Not with any accuracy no
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46569
46570
>>46567
Cuz y?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46570
46572
>>46569
So I can tell if they have anything worth stealing.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46571
>>46567
Sorry, I meant Spot.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46572
>>46570
You want to know if Tracy can stop people and then frisk them, so she can then steal from them.
A spot check would work for anything visible, and some concealed stuff (weapons, for example), but wouldn't work to detect other things.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46573
46574 46579
>>46562
Armor that has flame motifs signifies armor that provides fire resistance (to a degree) to its wearer. I don't know about rings, but my best bet is that the guy who is made out of cloth and who surrounded himself with gunpowder dust wanted some measure of protection against fire damage.

>>46563
That's much better than "roll for will save"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46574
46575
>>46573
Give Tracy the ring so she can appraise its market value.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46575
46576
>>46574
Why though?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46576
46577 46578 46579
>>46575
If you know how much it's worth, you've got a slight hint at what it might be.
Also, I want to use my Rogue skills.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46577
>>46576
>cuz I wanna steal it
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46578
46580 46588
>>46576
Alright, fine. I'm betting on a ring that does 5 or 10 fire-energy resistance.

"You may appraise it, but please give it back when you are done. I want to go dragon hunting some day, and I think this ring complements the one you gave me nicely"

*removes ring from finger and hands to pony*
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46579
46584
>>46576
>what it might do
>not letting your sorceror check the magic shit to see what it does
>>46573
I still want it....
>gunpowder
It wasn't gunpowder tho
HAaXq
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No.46580
46581 46582
[1d20+16 = 18]
>>46578
Rolling once again to appraise
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46581
>>46580
Well fuck!
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46582
46583 46588
>>46580
It looks to be worth about 1200gp
i+WMZ
?
No.46583
46585 46586 46587
[1d20+2 = 22]
>>46582
Torc tries an appraise
What stat bonus do I apply to these checks?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46584
46587 46588
>>46579
I'm open to trade, it's just that every character already is using all of their ring slots. Did you remember the ring of protection? That gives +3 or something to AC. Tracy also has one, she just prefers to wear a ring of animal friendship instead. Because you know, the odds of being engaged in Melee combat in a dungeon is much lower than needing to raise animals