This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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It seems we can't make any progress then.
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>>47113I believe it
>>47114Not until you take your autism pills
>>47115You should take some pills for your chronic anal retention.
>>47108>control freakThe makings of a great GM desu
>>47110They's precise rounds. They're fired from cannons, but they look more like what (you) recognize as the actual round from a bullet except huge and without powder/brass
>>47117D'aww thanks
>>47116MY ANUS IS FINE THANK YOU
>>47117>Without Powder/brassSounds like the guns Torcuil got from Korak\r
*drinks glass of water*
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>>47119>like Torcuil's gunsNo, the cannon's powder rounds are mini-keg-sized and are loaded into the cannon separately. That's how they can breach the pyramid, they use a volume of powder about 16/1 "normal" cannons and the rounds are specific to not explode (normally) in the barrel.
*scratches back with stick*
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>>47122So it functions like a battleship?
>>47117Kinda like AP round style? Whats the composition?
>>47122So HE rounds?
>>47125I think we now know what to do with the money
>>47113Hey can Lenos de-fuck the Thez situation?
>>47126Boy I enjoy being a captain
>>47122HEIAP?
>>47129Okay, how the fuck do
you get a +23 on use magic device?
>>47131Just let me put my Marines on it is all I ask
>Not Space Marines (yet), but Air Marines >>4713119 ranks in it (Rogue and Assassin), +1 Int bonus, +2 because she's used the rod before.
>>47132Thats fine, Torc would be willing to help transport.
GM, can Torc study under the Gnomes to learn some of their craftsmanship?
>>47128 i might be able to find her
>>47131>HEIAPMore like "DAFUQ"
>>47133She was tiny, spastic, and unsanctioned at the time. I'm denying any viable recollection of button placement.
>>47134Who gave Tracy back the rod? Invalid roll.
>>47137Probably not, but I'll try and think of something.
>>47139Again,
no >>47141When was it taken from her?
>>47142Alright.
Do, where are the characters atm? Including Tracy, because idk where she's allowed to go without getting b8.
>>47141>sighHE: High explosive rounds
AP: Armor peicing
HEIAP: High explosive incendiary/armor peircing
>>47141>probally notMaybe just able to mantain Gnomish works, but not reproduce them?
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
>>47145"Any idea what could've happened to her?"
>>47138Excellent
"She was last seen on the deck of the airship after falling over a rod that is similar to a one you possess. I fled the room when that happened, so I can't say what happened to her, and I don't know if she was teleported or vaporized or what have you, but they want her back. Attempts at dispel magic have failed to break the caster level"
>>47142It's not your haxx item. Not everything belongs to you and you can't steal everything
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
>>47142Hard to say. She's pushed so many buttons who knows what's happened to her or her surroundings.
>>47145>>47148She's a statue on the ethereal plane.
>>47151No, it remained and was pushed repeatedly by a different player afterwards
And how is anyone else supposed to know my intentions if you delet every comment I make?
If I can't juant, and I can't try to figure out the rod's functions, what am I allowed to do to contribute to the situation, without offending you in some way?
Well fuck it.
Tracy flies off to another side of the continent, because anything she could do here is prohibited.
>>47154She's prohibited from flying though
[1d20+23 = 42]
Rolling first to Hide
>>47159And she's off, without a word.
Equip Horseshoes of Zepher to avoid leaving tracks.
So, can Lenos fix the cannon?
>>47162Well, than I guess the ship is making a trip to thenameoftheplacethegnomesliveandIcan'tremember. Who's coming?
>>47163I don't think thats a 20
>>47165Don't we have a dungeon that needs crawling?
>>47166Torc already died once there, he can go die again another day
lenos's faggot is dealing with a nasty migraine and cant look at the screen anylonger so he will hand control back to the gm for the time being so that maybe shit can happen
>>47168Ugh, sorry to hear that. See you later
>>47162How the fuck do you "accidentally" blind activate a magical device to a specific function?
>>47168In a not dissimilar manner, GM begins stacking his books and sorting his paper-stack after about 2 weeks of off-and-on, unrestricted gaming.
The story is a little bit knotted and will need to be untied at some point, but there will be all week for that as we resume a
sane more consistent schedule. I'm not leaving yet, but I just cracked my last beer.
>>47170 With a 20 unfortunately.
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>>47171I'm calling bullshit
"You must consciously choose which requirement to emulate. That is, you must know what you are trying to emulate when you make a Use Magic Device check for that purpose."
And since when are skill checks able to be done in attacks of opportunity?
I suggest taking time to categorize/itemize acquisitions (loot), resources (loot+), and abilities (lvl+).
>>47172Don't worry, he's grossly over-estimating Tracy's comprehesion of which button does what, and I haven't yet brought in the extended chart. One roll won't be too bad.