This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>47282>>47274I just had her go hunting. What's the problem?
>>47281That's not a reasonable question
>>47280I wanna go Dragon hunting damn it
>>47280I calculated it out to be about 580 xp or something like that for the player characters
>>47284Answer the question, dammit.
>>47285Phasing triggers me
You're in the middle of an undead invasion anyways, so it's unwise
>>47288GM implied very long ago the power is nerfed
>>19098 → >>47281The nation state ive established for us on communist blood.
>>47289Then let him nerf it.
Nothing more will be said about it if it's always deleted.
>>47291You've been back an hour. Why are you already picking fights?
>>47290You mean the remains of Durpistan?
Might be better to just slash and burn your own village in the forest, desu. The infrastructure was built by commies after all.
Jk, it's great idea.Actually, can I roll a profession check to open a ranch in meadow by the forest?
>>47292What attributes to "picking fights" to you?
>>47293EMBRACE THE SEDINTARY LIFE STYLE
>>47290Durpistan has more than the usual share of farmland. Strong agribusiness could grow great cash crops there. We could have like a brewery and stuff besides the mine
>>47294The forest isn't that far from the port.
Also, answer my question about picking fights.
>>47295I did not understand the grammar of your question. Were you asking "why are you claiming I am picking fights"?
>forest is nearbyThat's my point. It's substantially closer to the tower than the Port is
>>47293I know you can roll profession to make a living in a vocation, but does that apply to opening your own venues? I didn't put those rank into it for nothing.
That area of the forest could be cleared pretty easily easily. I want her to start with horses.
>>47296>"why are you claiming I am picking fights"?Yes.
I cannot tell what your issue is.
>>47297>>47298Why else would you say "phases through the floor" unless that was a deliberate challenge to me?
>>47297GM implied we could use it that way
>>47299>would you say "phases through the floor"Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could. I'm ratherfond of the ability, and the image of a blue pony randomly coming up through the floor just because she can makes me smile.
I don't need your permission to use the abilities Tracy has in game, and using them for mundane reasons should not count as "picking a fight".
>GM implied we could use it that wayWhat was the DC to open a church again? I think a Ranch shouldn't be any higher than that.
>>47300>>47300>Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could.No shit. You use it as a crux, you use it in place of story, and worst of all, you use it to steal from the rest of us. That's why it ought to be nerfed
>>47294Yea we could grow corn,potatos,carrots,cabbages to feed port barry and we could plat apples and lemons and limes to fight scurvy.
>>47293I like that idea.
>>47296The tower is just outsude the town.
>>47297>horsesSexy choice
>>47302>lemons and limesSadly, I think the climate just might be too temperate for lemons and limes. Or maybe Im wrong, I'm not sure. But hemp and flax are nice cold weather crops for cloth and paper production. And cotton is a nice warm weather crop. Barley for beer is another one
but I also like Prohibition>>47303It used to be 30 minutes away. Maybe it's been moved closer
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>>47301Let GM nerf it when it's appropriate. You're not the boss of this game.
I did nothing disruptive, so there's no reason for you to get triggered about it.
>you use it to steal from the rest of usThat happened
once. And I didn't even intend to keep it; it was trolling.
I don't need phasing to do that either, if I actually wanted to: she could steal the shirts off your backs with a simple Sleight of Hand check, but there'd be no point to doing that.
>You use it as a cruxAnd you use your talking mount to reach and administrate a whole church.
You do what you want and I'll do what I want.
>>47305Then use sleight of hand and stealth. Play a rogue, not an SCP
>>47307I haven't had anyone to steal from yet.
>Play a rogue, not an SCPI'll play whatever I want.
>>47305You've tried to squeeze like four or so Supernatural Abilities out of this
>No one to steal fromWhat the hell was that set of stunts with the rod?
>>47308Then I'll delete whatever I want
How much XP does an item cost to create per gp?
>Get back
>Tracy's faggot has return
>gets right back to fighting with Trump
Ah, how predictable
>>47314Hard to say. I do not believe they were intended to be interchangeable
Let's tone down the item creation for the moment, since it makes treasure less exciting. We have two more doors to open before we even begin to get to the bosses. I want more encounters
*Detect evil*
>>47315It was a heart-felt reunion
>>47316>it makes treasure less excitingWhat if I want specific treasures?
>>47317Then we'll both know that we haven't found it, and you'll have time to get that specific item, after the Dungeon that poses an immanent threat is cleared
*detect evil*
>>47319Eh, I'llndecide what I want to do later on.
Where are the characters atm?
>>47320Do you want to go dungeon exploring? I like killing mummies and shit, and we've got several more rooms to clear. Also, some of this loot is just amazing, like that Suit of Armor.
*detect evil*
>>47322I think I'd rather have her do a bit of stuff on her own, desu.
Why do you keep detecting?
>>47321Infernuis is on the airship.
>>47321They haven't moved from their previous positions. I was going to have Trumpaladin walk the birds but you weren't gone that long
>>47323You're serious? You've got a character designed to search for traps and work dungeons and our GM has put together a grand set of places to play through, but instead you want to say "lol fuck your dungeons GM I'm going to make you create more challenges specifically for me right now"?
>>47322Which armor did you give me again?
I Dont suppose anyone saved my .txt file did they?
We need a Trumpaladin version of pic related
>>47324So is Torc
[1d20-14 = 8][1d20-14 = 2]*Moves stealthily*
Rolling for move silently and Hide
>>47326Trumpaladin's old Armor is a set of Full Plate armor with +19 spell resistance
[1d20-14 = -4][1d20-14 = 13]*Moves Stealthily, even though I don't think there's any cover to hide in. Also he can only move like 10 feet a round*
>>47329Armor Check penalty stacks