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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
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No.46427
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This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
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Anonymous
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No.47540
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>>47539
The lack of items was definitely noticeable (I would have worn an archmage's mantle), but I don't think his blood is going to give you anything cooler than what we could gain from first-degree murder home-invasion of the rooms in that temple
Anonymous
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No.47541
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>>47538
>most show what appears to be an underweight human male of European breed
He transformed partway through battle. Thez even made a glider out of two of his wings.
If you look at final fantasy, Kefka's theme is about a sorcerer who attained magick to attain virtual godhood. The basis of an Archmage is sacrificing the potential to learn new spells for even greater, inherent, magical powers. Kefka was so excelled in his class that he managed to become a god among mages: perfectly fitting the description of a demigod as listed in the books.
Anonymous
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No.47542
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>>47541
So are you wanting to use the virtual god's blood to virtually create a cool sword or to create a cool virtual sword?
Anonymous
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No.47543
47545
>>47540
The blood is bottled. I'll save it for later, for when (or if) she has the chance to make a legendary weapon out of it..
A blood-tempered blade for slaying abominations would be an ebin way to commemorate that fight. I want to forge an Æsahættr for slaying the most powerful monsters, if the need ever comes.
>>47542
Virtually.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47544
>>47542
Or maybe a virtually cool sword?
Anonymous
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No.47545
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>>47543
Let's go kill a god first
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47546
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>>47545
$hillary isn't even close to a good. [i]Maybe some kind of Outsider, but not even an Abomination.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47547
>>47546
To a god*
Anonymous
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No.47548
47549
>>47546
Hilary may be a puppet of even stronger eldrich forces. CNN. Facebook. The Democratic Party. Who knows
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47549
47550
>>47548
Pretty sure it's Soros.
She's ebil but she's not as high on the ladder as she thinks she is.
Anonymous
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No.47550
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>>47549
We may need to kill the Golden Lady. The embodiment of Feminism herself
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47551
47552
>>47550
Get to the point where you could move in her presence at all before you think of killing her..
Anonymous
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No.47552
47553
>>47551
I've been buffing up my will saves

It's almost like real deities aren't so easy to kill
Anonymous
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No.47553
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I do talk about theomachia a bit, but that stuff is mostly for post-ebin level storywise. All those Abominations ans similar rank-0 deities were mainly made to give epic-level characters something more powerful than themselves to fight.
>>47552
A Hecatoncheires is a rank zero deity, and it's already 57 CR.
Some of these ebin monsters are spooky. An Atropal is like every abortion that ever happened coming back for revenge on the living. A Phaethon is a walking nuclear explosion (that moves at 120 ft). And Infernals eat Balors and Pit Fiends for breakfast.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47554
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>>47553
Even the Non-abomination ebin monsters are scary. A gibbering orb is everything you'd expect from a Beholder with two-dozen eyes, only worse.
>can cast 2 dozen spells/rays at once
>Noms mages to steal moar spells
Anonymous
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No.47555
>>47553
>All this cool shit
They would just look at Trumpaladin and say "how many dragons do you have? .5?" laugh, and he'd die of embarrassment

>>47554
*screams in Lovecraft*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47556
Hey, when the temple was blown open, did it have any shards? Glassteel shanks are worth taking.
Anonymous
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No.47557
>>47539
>>47538
>>47537
>>47541
>all this talk of killing Kefka
>still laughing my ass off how I cast the spell, then went to sleep and woke up too find him ded
Ah, good times...
Anonymous
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No.47558
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>>47554
>noms mages
FUCK
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47561
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>>47558
Their favorite food is sorcerers.
Anonymous
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No.47563
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By the way, yes the mummies were sufficient to cast permanency without penalty
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47568
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Hey, look what I found:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Covfefe_(3.5e_Equipment)
Anonymous
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No.47569
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>>47568
Well that explains a lot
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47571
>>47563
~Yay!
Anonymous
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No.47572
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>>47563
Wait a minute

Does a weapon's magical enchantment bonus affect attack and damage rolls?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47573
47574
>>47572
It matters on the condition of the enchantment.
Anonymous
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No.47574
>>47573
I mean a weapon's magical rating. The + number
Anonymous
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No.47576
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>>47563
Politely requesting that you be conservative with what is allowed
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47577
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>>47576
Well in canon, the highest lvl spell that can be cast on a creature is Telepathic bond, for 2,500 XP, so I guess lvl 5 and under is appropriate, within reason of course. The cost of Permanency appears to be 500 XP per spell lvl.
Most of the personal-range spells that can be made permanent are Divination spells, like Darkvision, Detect Magick, and Arcane sight: ultimately granting the subject sensory superpowers. Others cast on creatures appear to be mostly transmutations and abjurations, seemingly made for Wizards to buff their familiars.
Anonymous
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No.47578
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>>47561
Fug
>>47568
Who wants to try it?

I also never got a damage range for using snek as a club
Anonymous
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No.47579
47620
So, what did Thez do after Infernius freed her?
Anonymous
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This was a really lazy recolor, but I feel like posting it anyway.
Anonymous
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Memes because why not?
Anonymous
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>>47581

Anonymous
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>>47582
Make Tracy Cage OC pls
Anonymous
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>mfw can't Sneak Attack undead
Anonymous
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>>47583
I'm not good at very much besides recolors.
What do you have in mind?
Anonymous
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>>47583
Also, who's this?
Anonymous
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>>47585
I'm not sure. Maybe a "looking up" image like this one of Fluttershy or cannon Tracy

>>47586
Trumpaladin from a University IP
Anonymous
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>>47587
I'm surprised that there is no Tracy edition of Badumsquish's Kitties yet. Worthy pf a commission.
Anonymous
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No.47589
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Spoilered
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>>47583
>>47588
>Badumsquish
I recolored this one on New Year's day, but I gave up halfway because it felt like Nicholas Cage was looking at me (also, I was tired/bored and didn't feel like altering the tail).
Anonymous
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No.47590
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>>47577
Animate Objects is a lvl 6 spell though. And Teleportation Circle is lvl 9..
Anonymous
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>>47588
I looked up Badumsquish. What I found was... interesting

>>47589
Kek

>Implying Nicholas Cage watching you doesn't make it hotter
Anonymous
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No.47592
>>47591
>What I found was… interesting
He's quite the creative type...
Anonymous
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No.47593
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Spoilered
>>47590
..Symbol of Insanity can be made permanent...
Anonymous
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No.47594
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What'd i miss?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>47594
Nothing in-game.
Anonymous
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>>47595
What about shit posts?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47597
>>47596
Decent shitposting. Worth the read.
Anonymous
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>>47568
Covfefe seems terrible i wonder why tge president drinks it.