This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>47539The lack of items was definitely noticeable (
I would have worn an archmage's mantle), but I don't think his blood is going to give you anything cooler than what we could gain from first-degree murder home-invasion of the rooms in that temple
>>47538>most show what appears to be an underweight human male of European breedHe transformed partway through battle. Thez even made a glider out of two of his wings.
If you look at final fantasy, Kefka's theme is about a sorcerer who attained magick to attain virtual godhood. The basis of an Archmage is sacrificing the potential to learn new spells for even greater, inherent, magical powers. Kefka was so excelled in his class that he managed to become a god among mages: perfectly fitting the description of a demigod as listed in the books.
>>47541So are you wanting to use the virtual god's blood to virtually create a cool sword or to create a cool virtual sword?
>>47540The blood is bottled. I'll save it for later, for when (or if) she has the chance to make a legendary weapon out of it..
A blood-tempered blade for slaying abominations would be an ebin way to commemorate that fight. I want to forge an Æsahættr for slaying the most powerful monsters, if the need ever comes.
>>47542Virtually.
>>47542Or maybe a virtually cool sword?
>>47543Let's go kill a god first
>>47545$hillary isn't even close to a good. [i]Maybe some kind of Outsider, but not even an Abomination.
>>47546Hilary may be a puppet of even stronger eldrich forces. CNN. Facebook. The Democratic Party. Who knows
>>47548Pretty sure it's Soros.
She's ebil but she's not as high on the ladder as she thinks she is.
>>47549We may need to kill the Golden Lady. The embodiment of Feminism herself
>>47550Get to the point where you could move in her presence at all before you think of killing her..
>>47551I've been buffing up my will saves
It's almost like real deities aren't so easy to kill
I do talk about theomachia a bit, but that stuff is mostly for post-ebin level storywise. All those Abominations ans similar rank-0 deities were mainly made to give epic-level characters something more powerful than themselves to fight.
>>47552A Hecatoncheires is a rank
zero deity, and it's already 57 CR.
Some of these ebin monsters are spooky. An Atropal is like every abortion that ever happened coming back for revenge on the living. A Phaethon is a walking nuclear explosion (that moves at 120 ft). And Infernals eat Balors and Pit Fiends for breakfast.
>>47553Even the Non-abomination ebin monsters are scary. A gibbering orb is everything you'd expect from a Beholder with two-dozen eyes, only worse.
>can cast 2 dozen spells/rays at once>Noms mages to steal moar spells >>47553>All this cool shitThey would just look at Trumpaladin and say "how many dragons do you have? .5?" laugh, and he'd die of embarrassment
>>47554*screams in Lovecraft*
Hey, when the temple was blown open, did it have any shards? Glassteel shanks are worth taking.
>>47558Their favorite food is sorcerers.
By the way, yes the mummies were sufficient to cast permanency without penalty
>>47563Wait a minute
Does a weapon's magical enchantment bonus affect attack
and damage rolls?
>>47572It matters on the condition of the enchantment.
>>47573I mean a weapon's magical rating. The + number
>>47563Politely requesting that you be conservative with what is allowed
>>47576Well in canon, the highest lvl spell that can be cast on a creature is Telepathic bond, for 2,500 XP, so I guess lvl 5 and under is appropriate, within reason of course. The cost of Permanency appears to be 500 XP per spell lvl.
Most of the personal-range spells that can be made permanent are Divination spells, like Darkvision, Detect Magick, and Arcane sight: ultimately granting the subject sensory superpowers. Others cast on creatures appear to be mostly transmutations and abjurations, seemingly made for Wizards to buff their familiars.
>>47561Fug
>>47568Who wants to try it?
I also never got a damage range for using snek as a club
So, what did Thez do after Infernius freed her?
This was a really lazy recolor, but I feel like posting it anyway.
>mfw can't Sneak Attack undead
>>47583I'm not good at very much besides recolors.
What do you have in mind?
>>47585I'm not sure. Maybe a "looking up" image like this one of Fluttershy or cannon Tracy
>>47586Trumpaladin from a University IP
>>47587I'm surprised that there is no Tracy edition of Badumsquish's Kitties yet. Worthy pf a commission.
>>47583>>47588>BadumsquishI recolored this one on New Year's day, but I gave up halfway because it felt like Nicholas Cage was looking at me (also, I was tired/bored and didn't feel like altering the tail).
>>47577Animate Objects is a lvl 6 spell though. And Teleportation Circle is lvl 9..
>>47588I looked up Badumsquish. What I found was... interesting
>>47589Kek
>Implying Nicholas Cage watching you doesn't make it hotter >>47591>What I found was… interestingHe's quite the creative type...
>>47596Decent shitposting. Worth the read.
>>47568Covfefe seems terrible i wonder why tge president drinks it.