This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>46836[strained micro-pony noises]
*bounces*
>>46837*pets pony with index finger of other hand*
"I admit you're cute sometimes"
>>46829You could've also cast Heal Mount, fyi.
>>46838[happy micro-pony noises]
>>46839On Fae, yes. But for her I just had her cast heal light wounds on herself, do a basic heal check, and send her to sleep it off
>>46840*Wiggles pinkie*
"But I still don't feel comfortable"
>>46841*sad face*
"Well, I don't know what else I can do for you, Flashy..."
*crosses arms and pouts in frustration, adorably*
"..I wish I could help somehow.."
>>46842*sighes*
*grabs pony with other hand, and pumps her up and down on his pinkie, so that now she's just about in danger of being harmed by the pinkie*
>>46843[painedful moning]
"..A-Ah..! F-flashy..! N-not so fast!"
*writhes*
>>46844*slows down so as not to hurt pony*
>>46845*tears stream a bit, then cease*
[slightly-sore pony noises]
"Th-that's better.."
>>46846"That's how I cam feel with bigger you sometimes. Be careful"
>>46847"D-don't worry, F-flashy..! Your f-fingers are safe with me..!"
[1d20 = 7]
Fuck it. Cast dispel magic on pony
Caster check
[1d20 = 11][1d20 = 8][1d20 = 8]>>46852Pony should be full sized now
grab, pin, and penetrate pony with amazing modifiers
>>46851I made it less weird. It's just ordinary human on pony erotic role play now
>>46854Fucks pony
"Oh hurry up already, I wanna beat on both of you." e_e
>tfw deserve to get plot kicked, but have to get up early to assist with a Manatee tour tomorrow
How do we fix Thez?
>>46858Trumpaladin says to pony
"I forgive you I guess"Not in words, but in semen
>>46862Try Dispel Magick
She we can use Break enchantment to un-green her tomorrow.
>tfw crimson sky will probably be over before she's fixed
Thez' feels/face when
[1d20 = 6]>>46860Boop
Dispel magic on green dwelf that got herself stoned
>>46866I don't know
It's Infernius's waifu, so he can have the honor if it doesn't
>>46865My bad, I realized it as soon as I posted
>>46868Cleaned-up a bit
I may've made it too green though..
>>46873It originally said "pls gib rod", but Trump's faggot immediately edited it to something a bit more appropriate...
>>46870>>46870It'n his caster level like 7 or 14?
>>46869I should ban myself for this post
>>46872Thats better. In fact, eyes should be greener still and darker, almost like a really dark jade.
AUTISM>>46874Thats,... not as exciting, but still funny
>>46875You start casting spells at lvl 5, so I think it's 12.
>>46875WIth a 6, he didn't beat the dood who made the rod. Thez-tue is still a thing, and Trump can't try again for 24 hours.
I gotta take care of see cattle tomorrow, so signing off for tonight.
>>46880Night you insufferable bastard who I'm gonna spend hours catching up on ur shenanigens
>>46880I have to move and complete a paper tomorrow likewise
>>46880>>46882Both of you, thank you and take care. Blessings of all the entities that witnessed you
not get blown up and triumph. Until next; shitposts, meta, and development only.
>>46613Me.
>>46883*boops thez*
*casts break enchantment*
>>46890Hitler trips are always nice
>>46893Yeah, but he still has to roll a caster level check. ^_~