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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1073 replies and 136 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46837
46838
>>46836
[strained micro-pony noises]
*bounces*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46838
46840
>>46837
*pets pony with index finger of other hand*

"I admit you're cute sometimes"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46839
46841
>>46829
You could've also cast Heal Mount, fyi.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46840
46841
>>46838
[happy micro-pony noises]
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46841
46842
>>46839
On Fae, yes. But for her I just had her cast heal light wounds on herself, do a basic heal check, and send her to sleep it off

>>46840
*Wiggles pinkie*

"But I still don't feel comfortable"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46842
46843
>>46841
*sad face*
"Well, I don't know what else I can do for you, Flashy..."
*crosses arms and pouts in frustration, adorably*
"..I wish I could help somehow.."
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46843
46844
>>46842
*sighes*

*grabs pony with other hand, and pumps her up and down on his pinkie, so that now she's just about in danger of being harmed by the pinkie*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46844
46845
>>46843
[painedful moning]
"..A-Ah..! F-flashy..! N-not so fast!"
*writhes*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46845
46846
>>46844
*slows down so as not to hurt pony*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46846
46847
>>46845
*tears stream a bit, then cease*
[slightly-sore pony noises]
"Th-that's better.."

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46847
46848
>>46846
"That's how I cam feel with bigger you sometimes. Be careful"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46848
46849
>>46847
"D-don't worry, F-flashy..! Your f-fingers are safe with me..!"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46849
46852
>>46848
"They better be"
X4Dhk
?
No.46850
[1d20 = 7]
Fuck it. Cast dispel magic on pony

Caster check
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46851
46854 46855 46858
e_e'
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46852
46853
>>46849
strained expression
*nods*
X4Dhk
?
No.46853
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 8]
[1d20 = 8]
>>46852
Pony should be full sized now

grab, pin, and penetrate pony with amazing modifiers
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46854
46855
>>46851
... I'm sorry...
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46855
46856
>>46851
I made it less weird. It's just ordinary human on pony erotic role play now

>>46854
Fucks pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46856
46857
>>46855
"..U-unf..!"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46857
>>46856
*humps pony*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46858
46859 46862
725398__safe_solo_cute_sad_coco pommel_artist-colon-xwhitedreamsx_cocobetes.jpeg
>>46851
... Are you mad at me?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46859
>>46858
*sexual noises*

*humps pony*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46860
46865
"Oh hurry up already, I wanna beat on both of you." e_e
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46861
>tfw deserve to get plot kicked, but have to get up early to assist with a Manatee tour tomorrow

How do we fix Thez?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46862
46863
>>46858
Trumpaladin says to pony

"I forgive you I guess"

Not in words, but in semen
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46863
>>46862
Try Dispel Magick
She we can use Break enchantment to un-green her tomorrow.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46864
237_preview.png
>tfw crimson sky will probably be over before she's fixed
Thez' feels/face when
X4Dhk
?
No.46865
46866 46868 46870
[1d20 = 6]
>>46860
Boop

Dispel magic on green dwelf that got herself stoned
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46866
46867
>>46865
Does that work?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46867
1513041690596.png
>>46866
I don't know

It's Infernius's waifu, so he can have the honor if it doesn't
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46868
46869 46872
thez1.png
>>46865
My bad, I realized it as soon as I posted
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46869
46875
>>46868
Cute

What's the seduction DC on Thez out of curiousity?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46870
46875
>>46865
Fail, btw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46872
46876
thezpone.png
>>46868
Cleaned-up a bit
I may've made it too green though..
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46873
46874
>>46666
Satan quads ftw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46874
46876
>>46873
It originally said "pls gib rod", but Trump's faggot immediately edited it to something a bit more appropriate...
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46875
46877 46878
1514967126998.png
>>46870
>>46870
It'n his caster level like 7 or 14?

>>46869
I should ban myself for this post
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46876
46913
>>46872
Thats better. In fact, eyes should be greener still and darker, almost like a really dark jade. AUTISM
>>46874
Thats,... not as exciting, but still funny
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46877
>>46875
You start casting spells at lvl 5, so I think it's 12.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46878
>>46875
WIth a 6, he didn't beat the dood who made the rod. Thez-tue is still a thing, and Trump can't try again for 24 hours.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46879
">REEEEEEs in statue"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46880
46881 46882 46883
I gotta take care of see cattle tomorrow, so signing off for tonight.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46881
>>46880
Night you insufferable bastard who I'm gonna spend hours catching up on ur shenanigens
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46882
46883
>>46880
I have to move and complete a paper tomorrow likewise
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46883
46888
>>46880
>>46882
Both of you, thank you and take care. Blessings of all the entities that witnessed you not get blown up and triumph. Until next; shitposts, meta, and development only.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46888
46890
>>46613
Me.
>>46883
*boops thez*
*casts break enchantment*

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46890
46893
>>46888
Hitler trips even
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46893
46894
>>46890
Hitler trips are always nice
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46894
46917
>>46893
Yeah, but he still has to roll a caster level check. ^_~