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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1073 replies and 133 files omitted.
X4Dhk
?
No.46737
46738 46740
[1d20 = 17]
>>46735
Elephant charges Trump and attempts gore attack

Why the fuck did I not put on the ring shield and the ring of protection
NOLey
?
No.46738
[4d100 = 156]
>>46737
Because fireballs are flying out every once in a while.
Good thing the deck is fireproof
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46739
46742
>>46732
Does anyone see any reason to keep the griffon?
>>46729
Well I am, I don't think Torc is though
X4Dhk
?
No.46740
[2d8+15 = 28]
[2d100 = 74]
>>46737
FUCK. Lands against his lower 31 AC rolling for damage and those other two creatures Tracy summoned
X4Dhk
?
No.46741
46743
[4d20 = 58]
>>46736
There are two other new elephants if Thez wants to kill something, besides the one attacking Trump and the one Fae killed

Trump: full round attack
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46742
46744 46746 46750
>>46739
Because that faggot may come back?

Before anyone rolls anything else, can I get a quick rundown?
X4Dhk
?
No.46743
[4d10+30 = 49]
>>46741
Damage
X4Dhk
?
No.46744
46745
[2d20 = 37]
>>46742
Tracy's Faggot is a Psycho, and Trumpaladin is killing elephants that have been summoned en masse by Tracy

rolling for Gore and Slam attack against Trumpaladin. A 15 or higher lands
X4Dhk
?
No.46745
46747
[1d20 = 6]
>>46744
Jesus Christ. Rolling to confirm threat
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46746
46751 46752
>>46742
Tracy is hidden, rolling the rod around the room, using the advantage of her fine size and high Dex to be un-findable.
Every once in a while, she spins the rod like a bottle, and jumps on it with all fours for 4 random buttons.
X4Dhk
?
No.46747
46748
[2d8+15 = 25]
[2d6+10 = 15]
>>46745
THANK GOD. Not a crit. Rolling for damage on Trump
X4Dhk
?
No.46748
46749
[4d20 = 34]
>>46747
Sigh, Full round against elephant
X4Dhk
?
No.46749
[4d10+30 = 53]
>>46748
FUCKING KEENED SWORD OF SHARPNESS!!!
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46750
46753
>>46742
>rundown
I'm leaving, see you guys later
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46751
46756
>>46746
The room is also full of Elephant grass, making it appear like the jungles of India, and making it easier for the fine-sized psychopath to Hide.
hlgVK
?
No.46752
46754
[1d20 = 5]
>>46746
<whooooof>
SQUISH
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46753
>>46750
L8 m8
HAaXq
?
No.46754
46755
[1d20+4 = 9]
>>46752
Tracy has Improved Evasion. Can she roll a Reflex save?
>already knows she wouldn't make it, but rolling anyway
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46755
>>46754
No, its purely armor class based. Thez has a +43 to attack, and Tracy gets a +4 to AC for size.
X4Dhk
?
No.46756
46757 46758
114.jpg
[4d20 = 54]
>>46751
You're fucking lucky there are elephants to kill. And that I am equally psychotic

Trumpaladin dons the shield ring, and exchanges his engagement ring for the ring of protection. AC is now 38

MOUNTS LION DRAGON

BOTH ELEPHANTS ATTACK!
X4Dhk
?
No.46757
46759
[7d20 = 101]
[2d6+10 = 16]
>>46756
Fae is slammed. But Trumpaladin and Fae strike back!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46758
46759 46760
pX9XYtq.gif
>>46756
I'm having so much fun right now.
X4Dhk
?
No.46759
46761
[4d10+30 = 52]
[7d6+14 = 41]
>>46757
All attacks landed and Fae took 16 damage

>>46758
I am too actually
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46760
46762 46763 46764
>>46758
Ur squished!
X4Dhk
?
No.46761
46763
[4d20 = 21]
>>46759
The elephant is damned near kill, but they strike back
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46762
46764 46765
54c.jpg
>>46760
Awwwww...
X4Dhk
?
No.46763
46766
[7d20 = 75]
>>46760
Pls no squish Trump and Fae for gladiatorial combat

>>46761
Weak ass rolls from them. Trumpaladin targets the next elephant while Fae targets the near death one
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46764
46767 46769
>>46760
>>46762
Is she dead?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46765
46768
>>46762
Its not a fatal squish, its a "stopping Tracy from pushing anymore buttons, so I can make sure she isn't unraveling space time by this point" squish
X4Dhk
?
No.46766
46769
[4d10+30 = 48]
[5d6+10 = 26]
>>46763
Fae trips on elephant corpse, but first elephant is kill I think and every attack lands on the other one
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46767
>>46764
Tho I will say, check your ID
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46768
46770 46777
1061700__grimdark_artist-colon-the claud_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_2edgy4me_blood_disturbing_edgy_eye twitch_grin_gun_hoof hold_ow the edge_>rap.png
>>46765
[squished pony noises ]
X4Dhk
?
No.46769
46771
[4d20 = 37]
>>46764
F

>>46766
Last elephant attacks. Twice, because Fae tripped and so lose a turn, but Trumpaladin dismounts to face the Elephant alone
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46770
46775 46777
>>46768
An unseen force disrupts Thez' balance, unsquishing Tracy.
X4Dhk
?
No.46771
46772
1510091912910.jpeg
[4d20 = 42]
>>46769
But an elephant can't Touch Trumpaladin

Full round attack
X4Dhk
?
No.46772
46773
[4d10+30 = 55]
>>46771
Even a two lands, and Trumpaladin wonders to himself why he doesn't use Power Attack or Drunken Sword
X4Dhk
?
No.46773
46774
[2d20 = 15]
>>46772
Elephant, with 1 hit point left - no really, 1 hp - attacks back defiantly
X4Dhk
?
No.46774
[4d20 = 45]
>>46773
Weak. Trumpaladin finishes
HAaXq
?
No.46775
46776
1391273962625.png
[1d20+15 = 32]
>>46770
*urge to resume pressing buttons arises*
"... Heheheheh..! S-sorry about that.." her face betrays her feelings though
Rolling Bluff, because that's what she'd do
hlgVK
?
No.46776
46778
[1d20+18 = 33]
>>46775
Spot-check conter
X4Dhk
?
No.46777
46780
[1d20+27 = 47]
>>46768
Rolling sense motive on Pony, Because Trumpaladin is a fucking Jedi with his sense motive

>>46770
I killed 4 elephants! Even if Trumpaladin got gored twice and slammed, and Fae got slammed twice... for 68 and 37 damage respectively
hlgVK
?
No.46778
[1d20 = 13]
>>46776
Thez' eyes narrow, and throw a darkened kunai next to the rod
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46779
46781
she should be invisible
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46780
46782
3cd037a04821e7d657edc13aa1927d3c1ce54cb9_hq.jpg
>>46777
>TRIPS
>Natural 20
>My Modifier
I AM GOD. ALL THE PONY'S SECRETS SPILL OUT!
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46781
46784
>>46779
This should have been covered in the quick rundown. Who am i kidding, Thez is probably still a statue
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46782
46784
>>46780
You can instantly tell that she's not at all sorry for what she just did.
She's smirking a little bit too.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46783
46784 46785
illuminati_cards___blinded_by_science__goal_card__by_icu8124me-d6mtbux.jpg
[minimum-sized pony noises]
"... At least I know what all of the buttons do now.."
X4Dhk
?
No.46784
46786
[1d20+20 = 22]
[1d20+23 = 29]
>>46782
I KNOW YOUR SECRETS

>>46781
At least Trumpaladin has no problems besides being two thirds dead

Spot and Listen check on Pony, since Fae has only eaten alive one small animal today. And fucking mauled to death two huge ones

>>46783
You may want to stay quiet
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46785
46786 46791
>>46783
No, in all the commotion Tracy would have had NO chance to mark the buttons.
HAaXq
?
No.46786
46787 46788
tfw bad girl3.jpg
[1d20+39 = 51]
>>46784
Hide check
>>46785
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!