This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>47330A loud clanking sound, like throwing a tool box down a stairs and knocking over a china cabinet, is heard throughout the tower
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>>47327Jej! If i had some materials i would do it.
>>47322What's with the detection?
[1d20-14 = 3][1d20-14 = -5]>>47331Trumpaladin collects himself from the heap at the bottom of the stairs, puts out the fire he managed to set on himself, and continues
*moves stealthy*
>>47327EPIC!!!!
[1d20+23 = 38]>>47335>>47333"Nopony expects the Trumpaladin Inquisition!"
HUGS PONY!
>>47336Tracy is still in the woods hunting owlbears, until I can reintroduce her.
Also, I think I might just play her as Chaotic Neutral again, since it'd be easier for stealth, and Neither BG or Assassin have advancement restrictions on alignment.
[1d20+23 = 28]>>47337You had her come back and deliver a corpse. She's hugged
Rolling to continue hug
>>47339The comment where I had her re-enter the scene.
>>47341*cries*
"I don't want to lose you"
>>47342*materializes in front of him*
*Boop*
>>47344*licks nose where boop was done*
>>47345*pets pony and licks back*
[4d20 = 29]>>47349REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
FULL TICKLE RESPONSE!
>>47350*rolls over and giggles, hooves pawing the air*
>>47351*Wubs*
"Now where have you been?"
>>47336>>47342>>47341Where was he when he was looking for Tracy?
>>47352*wipes traces of blood off of her muzzle*
"Hunting."
>>47353>>47353>WhereI... Don't know. Time is weird here
"Now what are you hunting and why is its blood on your muzzle?"
*seems proud of himself*
"I killed two elephants"
>>47353Oh. You said "where." I would assume to the location specified earlier, where the owl bear was dropped off. I think That's her room. If not, then probably in the vicinity of the airship or on it. Maybe he returned to the bar area
>>47354"Some hairy beaked thingy I saw in the woods."
*shows head through bag*
>why"I normally only hunt on weekends, but this little glutton just always wants moar protein lately."
*holds abdomen*
>>47355Say they're in the tower.
>>47356"That's... that's a strange new animal I've never seen before. If you're craving meat we have four elephant corpses that haven't been touched yet.
Also, we have meat of our own"
*Holds up Trump brand Angus Steak, smiling as he does so, like he's posing for commercial or a cover image*
"And we can cook it"
Infernius should Awaken Sparkle before the party delves the dungeon again.
>Spakles reveals his last name to be Menendez-Alvaro
>Was smuggled in by pirates, he claims without his consent, at a very early age
Hey, at the risk of sounding like a metafaggot, where does the meat for the steakhouse come from? Is there a ranch/farm near here?
Also, how are the Generals and Gestapo paid? Sure, they're willing followers, but they have to eat and sleep too.
>>47359I want to develop awesome hitler-doggo's character sooner rather than later.
Also, Infernius should probably use Commune With Nature first, to test if he's worth awakening.
>>47361>meatWell, there are a few possible options. Port Barry itself has farmland surrounding it. Presumably at least some of the city's food supply comes in this way. It's also at a trading cross roads, so importation would be easy. But really, it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator. At least the steak served in the Tower is probably replicator
>Payment for the GeneralsMy original intention was that the American Football League would collect tithes basically like a real church, except of course it's a football league, so it's more like cable subscriptions. That and merchandising. Tickets are still free. I also set up Trumpaladin to have partial ownership in industries which would give an income based off of capital. But these were paid for by loans, so interest payments kind of balances it out. And if all that fails, just use treasure money. I looked up prices of things and they mostly aren't that expensive even for many people. The Kiynen money would last many weeks.
>>47362>>47363Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro will be a fun character to add
[Read more] >>47363Clerics can't have familiars, but Adepts can get them at lvl 2. So If he's an NPC worth having, Infernius can be his familiar.
>>47364What's with the Spic name though? He's German.
>>47364I want to hire a spellcaster to craft shit for Tracy.
>>47364>it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator.Anon.. isn't that cheating?
>>47365Well adepts are combinations of several spell casting classes
>Appropriate nameGM said he is a Chihuahua
>>47366I'm not perfectly sure what we can do with NPCs, although I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters. I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.
Hire Torcuil. He needs a job
>>47367>CheatingGM needs to learn why it's dangerous to give so much haxx
[Read more] >>47368Torc is a memeber of my gestapo.
>>47368>I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters.Not according to what I see on the wikis, they're just somewhat expensive. I'm not looking for any kind of spell further than third lvl anyway.
>I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.Both you and Infernius have that spell. It's what the religious PCs do before the start of every battle.
>>47369Well give him more work to do
>>47370>We have that spellAnd so does Fae. I want someone to be able to cast it right there and go through the process of distributing arrows and such while I'm a hell of a lot closer to the center of the action
>>47371>someone to be able to cast it right there and go through the process of distributing arrowsWhat does that have to do with Bless?
Also, you're the only PC who uses a bow.
>>47371Hes supposed to be studying rocketry.
>>47373Do sorcerers get knowledge engineering?
>>47372I see the spell I really wanted - magic weapon - is not available to adepts of any level. Eh, the +1 bonus on attack rolls from having an adept makes it worth it
>>47373>Giving an employee paid leave to "study"Anon...
>>47376Its not paid leave hes magical support. And i thought you imto space?
>>47377Then I'll ask a stupid question - does she have any interest in buffing Bows or Bolts for NPC archers before larger battles so they can overcome damage reduction
>>47379Magic Weapon doesn't last long. You're looking for actual magic weapons.
She can only use it once a day too.