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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1073 replies and 136 files omitted.
0dklY
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No.47331
47334
>>47330
A loud clanking sound, like throwing a tool box down a stairs and knocking over a china cabinet, is heard throughout the tower
\r
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47332
>>47327
Jej! If i had some materials i would do it.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47333
47335 47336
>>47322
What's with the detection?
0dklY
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No.47334
47335
[1d20-14 = 3]
[1d20-14 = -5]
>>47331
Trumpaladin collects himself from the heap at the bottom of the stairs, puts out the fire he managed to set on himself, and continues

*moves stealthy*

>>47327
EPIC!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47335
47336
>>47333
>>47334

0dklY
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No.47336
47337 47353
equestrian_inquisition__mlp_monty_python__by_discordthege-d9syq5k.png
[1d20+23 = 38]
>>47335
>>47333
"Nopony expects the Trumpaladin Inquisition!"

HUGS PONY!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47337
47338 47339
>>47336
Tracy is still in the woods hunting owlbears, until I can reintroduce her.

Also, I think I might just play her as Chaotic Neutral again, since it'd be easier for stealth, and Neither BG or Assassin have advancement restrictions on alignment.
0dklY
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No.47338
[1d20+23 = 28]
>>47337
You had her come back and deliver a corpse. She's hugged

Rolling to continue hug
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47339
47340
>>47337
>Until I reintroduce her
Reintroduce?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47340
47341
>>47339
The comment where I had her re-enter the scene.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47341
47342 47353
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>>47340
*hugs an absent Tracy*

"I missed you..."
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47342
47343 47353
1121386__safe_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_female_heart_pony_prone_sad_simple background_solo_swastika_trace_transpare.png
>>47341
*cries*
"I don't want to lose you"
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47343
47344
>>47342
*materializes in front of him*
*Boop*
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47344
47345
>>47343
reeeee
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47345
47346
>>47344
*licks nose where boop was done*
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47346
47347
>>47345
*pets pony and licks back*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47347
47348
>>47346
[happy pony noises]
*nuzzles chest*
0dklY
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No.47348
47349
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>47347
D'aww

HUGS PONY
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47349
47350
>>47348
>Attack of opportunity
*boop*
0dklY
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No.47350
47351
[4d20 = 29]
>>47349
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

FULL TICKLE RESPONSE!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47351
47352
>>47350
*rolls over and giggles, hooves pawing the air*
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47352
47353
>>47351
*Wubs*

"Now where have you been?"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47353
47354 47355
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>>47336
>>47342
>>47341
Where was he when he was looking for Tracy?
>>47352
*wipes traces of blood off of her muzzle*
"Hunting."
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47354
47356
>>47353
>>47353
>Where
I... Don't know. Time is weird here

"Now what are you hunting and why is its blood on your muzzle?"

*seems proud of himself*

"I killed two elephants"
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47355
47356
>>47353
Oh. You said "where." I would assume to the location specified earlier, where the owl bear was dropped off. I think That's her room. If not, then probably in the vicinity of the airship or on it. Maybe he returned to the bar area
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47356
47357
>>47354
"Some hairy beaked thingy I saw in the woods."
*shows head through bag*
>why
"I normally only hunt on weekends, but this little glutton just always wants moar protein lately."
*holds abdomen*
>>47355
Say they're in the tower.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47357
47393
>>47356
"That's... that's a strange new animal I've never seen before. If you're craving meat we have four elephant corpses that haven't been touched yet.

Also, we have meat of our own"

*Holds up Trump brand Angus Steak, smiling as he does so, like he's posing for commercial or a cover image*

"And we can cook it"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47358
47359
Infernius should Awaken Sparkle before the party delves the dungeon again.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47359
47362
>>47358
Why?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47360
>Spakles reveals his last name to be Menendez-Alvaro
>Was smuggled in by pirates, he claims without his consent, at a very early age
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47361
47364
Hey, at the risk of sounding like a metafaggot, where does the meat for the steakhouse come from? Is there a ranch/farm near here?
Also, how are the Generals and Gestapo paid? Sure, they're willing followers, but they have to eat and sleep too.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47362
47363 47364
264DEB2C00000578-2978965-Meet_Adolf_the_poor_Chihuahua_puppy_who_is_a_canine_dopelganger_-m-24_1425466164325.jpg
>>47359
I want to develop awesome hitler-doggo's character sooner rather than later.
Also, Infernius should probably use Commune With Nature first, to test if he's worth awakening.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47363
47364 47365
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>>47362

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47364
47365 47366 47367
>>47361
>meat
Well, there are a few possible options. Port Barry itself has farmland surrounding it. Presumably at least some of the city's food supply comes in this way. It's also at a trading cross roads, so importation would be easy. But really, it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator. At least the steak served in the Tower is probably replicator

>Payment for the Generals
My original intention was that the American Football League would collect tithes basically like a real church, except of course it's a football league, so it's more like cable subscriptions. That and merchandising. Tickets are still free. I also set up Trumpaladin to have partial ownership in industries which would give an income based off of capital. But these were paid for by loans, so interest payments kind of balances it out. And if all that fails, just use treasure money. I looked up prices of things and they mostly aren't that expensive even for many people. The Kiynen money would last many weeks.

>>47362
>>47363
Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro will be a fun character to add
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47365
47368
>>47363
Clerics can't have familiars, but Adepts can get them at lvl 2. So If he's an NPC worth having, Infernius can be his familiar.
>>47364
What's with the Spic name though? He's German.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47366
47368
>>47364
I want to hire a spellcaster to craft shit for Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47367
47368
>>47364
>it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator.
Anon.. isn't that cheating?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47368
47369 47370 47395
>>47365
Well adepts are combinations of several spell casting classes

>Appropriate name
GM said he is a Chihuahua

>>47366
I'm not perfectly sure what we can do with NPCs, although I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters. I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.

Hire Torcuil. He needs a job

>>47367
>Cheating
GM needs to learn why it's dangerous to give so much haxx
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47369
47371
>>47368
Torc is a memeber of my gestapo.
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47370
47371
>>47368
>I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters.
Not according to what I see on the wikis, they're just somewhat expensive. I'm not looking for any kind of spell further than third lvl anyway.
>I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.
Both you and Infernius have that spell. It's what the religious PCs do before the start of every battle.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47371
47372 47373
>>47369
Well give him more work to do

>>47370
>We have that spell
And so does Fae. I want someone to be able to cast it right there and go through the process of distributing arrows and such while I'm a hell of a lot closer to the center of the action
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47372
47376
>>47371
>someone to be able to cast it right there and go through the process of distributing arrows
What does that have to do with Bless?
Also, you're the only PC who uses a bow.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47373
47374 47376
>>47371
Hes supposed to be studying rocketry.
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47374
47375
>>47373
Do sorcerers get knowledge engineering?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47375
>>47374
I suppose.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47376
47377 47378
>>47372
I see the spell I really wanted - magic weapon - is not available to adepts of any level. Eh, the +1 bonus on attack rolls from having an adept makes it worth it

>>47373
>Giving an employee paid leave to "study"
Anon...
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47377
47379
>>47376
Tracy has Magic Weapon.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47378
>>47376
Its not paid leave hes magical support. And i thought you imto space?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47379
47380
>>47377
Then I'll ask a stupid question - does she have any interest in buffing Bows or Bolts for NPC archers before larger battles so they can overcome damage reduction
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47380
47381 47382
>>47379
Magic Weapon doesn't last long. You're looking for actual magic weapons.
She can only use it once a day too.