This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>47224*Rape victimhood
>>47225Reee! That's supposed to be my thing
Did Snek get any lvls from the mummies?
>>47236Rogue
>>47237So, in other words he is a level 11 snake and a level 1 rogue, meaning he would level up to 13 next making 11 lvls in snek and 2 in rouge?
>>47238He's a level of 11 rouge and shieeeeeeeeeeet.
>>47240That's why homebrew is dangerous. The people who created it don't even know what it does
>The party merchant was pissed, as he had spent a whole month world-buildingI can sympathize
>>47241The essence of cancer is uncontrolled reproduction. And some memes can be pretty cancerous
>>47243That wasnt homebrew he used spellcraft.
>>47244To summon skeleton summoner summoners?
>>47246I'm not sure you understand how the ride works, anon
>>47246Its good to hear from you anon. How are you?
>>47245Yea that can be achieved with a high enough spellcraft bonus.
>>47247Whatever...
WARNING: Critical Blogpost Radiation; Contagious Emofaggotry Inbound
I was hoping having nothing to do all day would help me finally find the motivation to make a few last amends to people who were close to me, but I'm not in a state where I can move very easily, yet alone travel...In the past few days, it's been made pretty brutally clear that the people who could've/would've visited would've come when I invited them all over the holidays, so I guess I'm probably never seeing those guys any time soon..So, it looks like I really do have a while to myself to watch pirated videos and shitpost about nazipones after all..
>>47245After Epic level, Spekllcasters can use spellcraft and seeds to invent their own spells that rival divine powers. They're so costly, they're impractical, but literally anything is possible.
That guy's spell probably lifted the restriction on summoned monsters being able to summon other monsters (normally they cannot).
>>47248I've been better, but that's not important.
What happened while I was gone?
>>47252Nothing. We've been devastated.
>>47243Tbh, I was going to propose a homebrew necromancy spell that allowed spellcasters to use the XP of another
willing PC for the costs associated with high-level spells, albeit with an increased casting time
but I haven't finished writing it. >>47256Yea i was gonna use ethereal jaunt when gm got on.
>>47256Lenos found her. There have been no plot advancements. What did you think was going to happen?
>>47257*sighs*
Just so long as I can get greater magic fang for Fae
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>>47200Some classic RPG Murder-Hobo memes in consolation for all that drama earlier.
>>47259Magic fang is one of the spells that can be made permanent in canon.
Seeing as how only Sorcerers and Wizards get Permanence, it was probably listed with the intent to buff familiars.
>>47260Pic 4 is begging for a party edit.
>>47264Tbh, Murder-hobo is the style I wanted to play from the beginning. This seditarty play-style is a bit too lawful for me.
>>47260>>47264Add "public lewdness" to our list
>tfw having sex with a horse where other people can see it is just about the only way sex with horses is illegal in this stateBest state
>>47266Reee! I don't want to kill the NPCs. I want to
own them >>47266Yea i knew that was your play style.
>>47268The problem is that I can't just have her kill everyone to cover tracks because that'll cause drama with Trump's faggot.
I want her to blaze from place to place, consuming everything in her path, grinding XP quickly and gaining ebin loot from the NPCs she kills.
Recently, I've mostly just felt like a craft-farmer.
>>47267>I want to own themShould've been a PoT then, desu.
>>47238If he retained his monster hit dice, he'd probably level-up deadly-slow.
You know, conquest and travelling-mass-murder are not mutually exclusive by any means
Suffer not the Heretic nor the Xenos to live, just let me keep my Imperium of Man
>There are entire tribes of Fire Giants, with sorcerers and 30 members and pet dragons and trolls and hell-hounds
>Entire Kibbutz of Griffons
>A whole damned pyramid in the harbor full of vampires, lichs, and other delightful fellows
>>47269Infernuis wants to protect all the Europeans though. Can i ask you limit the murdering to shit skins?
>>47273T H I S
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I want my Paladin to be the Savior of Mankind. But everything else, stabby stabby stabby your black heart out
>>47272It's not an adventure if you don't go anywhere.
>>47277Have you not noticed that everywhere tends to come to us?
>>47275When you say that do you mean inside of the nation state?
Also, did we get enough XP from the last fight for a permanent spell?
>>47278That's only because we stay in one place the whole time and wait for stuff to be thrown at us.