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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1073 replies and 127 files omitted.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47174
>>47173
Without Lenos being here, can I get a Lenos-check on the half-plate armor?

And the Robe?

And the Potion?

And the scroll?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47175
47178 47181
>>47173
Also, I know there's not really a way I can make this seem sincere, but sorry for causing so much shit
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47176
47177 47179 47181
The Scroll is Confusion CL 7th
The Potion is Displacement
There are three goats remaining.
The Tome is Understanding +3
Staff of Abjuration (prev. fight)
Orb of Storms (p.f.)
Magnificent Half-Plate +4 (+3 Cha)
Cloak of Resistence +2
Ring of Fire Resistance +10
Brooch of Shielding

I know that many are redundant, but there are lots of items that are unused/unexamined. Thank you for Tracy using the sword-wind, it makes for great sea-battles too (wind sails and all).
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47177
47198
>>47176
I'd like to take the half plate and offer the +19 spell resistance full plate to Infernius

>The scroll really is of confusion
Lol
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47178
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>>47175

Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47179
47180
>>47176
What does my long horned goat do?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47180
47181
>>47179
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/e-g/figurines-of-wondrous-power/ivory-goats/
Terror
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47181
>>47175
I forgive you ya little shit
>>47176
>armor is Charisma
>Torc can't wear armor
End my suffering
I'll take that potion though. Could prove useful.
Spellcraft check for staffs spells? [1d20+18 = 25]

>>47180
I made the right fucking choice then
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47182
47183 47184 47185 47186 47198 47202 47246
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WARNING: Toxic levels of Blogpost

"Mrs. Sentry" is going to have to go on maternity leave for quite a while, as her faggot sorts out the remainder of his life.
Tracy's birds are in their personal room with a lifetime's supply of dried elephant meat. Please walk/fly them, even if they're just imaginary..
I'm sorry guys, but I've been putting this off for a while now.. I've had a great time playing with all of you, and I would've liked to act-out and imagine Tracy's baby; but I've got some important things to do that will make my current daily schedule/lifestyle impossible.

Trump's faggot please perma-ban this IP, from all boards. I know I'll come crawling back later, but I can't afford to be distracted by irresistible nazi-ponies, before this body fails me...
....
*contemplates deleting whole comment and going back to playing*
Anonymous
ITiwd
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No.47183
>>47182
I'm sorry to you as well
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47184
>>47182
See you later friend, I'll miss you until you return.
It was fun, thanks for putting up with our autism.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47185
47186
>>47182
Thank you for contributing your time, intention, ingenuity, autism, and loads of other elements for all this time. If this venture has in any way led to dysfunction - and I say that without judgement - I apologize. I hope you are more creative and tenacious now than you were when we started.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47186
47188
>>47182
>>47185
Fuck, now I'm realy fucking sad.
I'm... I'm gonna come back to this in the morning.
Tracy's faggot before you go, I just want you to know it was great fun to play with you. You'll always be one of the ones that gave me my first d&d experience, and I thank you for that. I hope you can sort out what you need too, and return sometime even if it's just to say hi and talk a bit.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47188
47189 47190
>>47186
"I,... knew it was inevitable. You've all been so accommodating, you don't even know. I've been waiting for a white flag for some time. No criticism, I knew it could never be maintained indefinitely."
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47189
47192
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>>47188

Anonymous
ITiwd
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No.47190
47191 47192
>>47188
Again, I'm sorry. I know it's me specifically. I figured one of us would eventually drive the other away
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47191
>>47190
No, I don't think it was you. I think it was circumstances outside his control, and it just happened to occur after you two bickered a bit. Don't blame yourself, it won't help.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47192
>>47189 ikr?
>>47190
https://youtu.be/YDC54WgO0yw
I doubt players are a/the issue. I hope not at least. In any case, this thread has another 700 posts before molding over. Players are still permitted and I will continue to monitor, but a re-evaluation is in order desu.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47193
>Correct version
https://youtu.be/ol8SLdMmztg
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47194
AUTISM
https://youtu.be/pABVHTJEfrA
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47197
https://youtu.be/0AxgnoeOAKs
For sure this time
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47198
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>>47177
Thank you.
>>47182
I will sincerely miss you, i teard up reading your blog-post. I've had fun with you and tracy over the last few months. I wish you well and when you get your life back on track come back and post okay? Infernuis is be heartbroken.the tears are flowing now. i Dont know if you are still here but heres my best feels
https://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA
Anonymous
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No.47199
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>>47198
https://youtu.be/AK3PWHxoT_E
I still can't even
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47200
47201 47207 47260
>tfw when our party will never be the same without the poner murder-hobo
>tfw gamenight will never be the same without Tracy's faggot posting the d&d memes
>>47199
I don't think we'll ever be able to even
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47201
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>>47200
Thats not true, we'll be able to even-tually Ha!
Posting cute spooder w/ cute spooder
Anonymous
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No.47202
47203
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>>47182
I'm sorry

I'll be nicer to you, I promise
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47203
47204
>>47202
I doubt you are the significant motivator for about 5 different reasons, that without knowing anon's story
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47204
47205
>>47203
Why do you say that?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47205
47206
>>47204
Because its true. One can only rigorously devote themselves to a vast and cross-referencing engine like this before realizing ways of applying it in their own situation. There have been several times I've found that some degree of involvement in the game was at the expense of something I could/should have been addressing, not consciously but nesciently.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47206
47208
>>47205
How does one apply stuff from here into meatspace?
Anonymous
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No.47207
47209
>>47200
Dubs confirm.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47208
>>47206
That's one hell of a long answer, but I'll try and articulate.
Anonymous
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No.47209
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>>47207

Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47210
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>>47209

Anonymous
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No.47211
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GM, I fucking swear if you pulls a fucking dimeterium cage on Torc I will go stabby-stabby
Anonymous
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No.47212
47213
>>47211
He might as well stab, since he ain't gonna be using his magic, that's for sure
Anonymous
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No.47213
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>>47212

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47214
47215 47216
>>47213
Daggers are one of the few weapons he's proficient with, so it makes sense to get stabby
Anonymous
DdYSi
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No.47215
>>47214
Kek, this.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47216
47217
>>47214
>stick size changing dagger in lock
>grow
>¿¿¿
>profit
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47217
47218
>>47216
The missing step is that the lock is also made of dimetrium, so the dagger doesn't grow, and the sorcerer is sold as a sex slave
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47218
47219
>>47217
Fug
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47219
47220 47221 47222
>>47218
>inb4 horny female orcs
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47220
47221 47224
>>47211
What?
>>47219
There could be, really easily
0dklY
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No.47221
47222 47224
>>47219
At least he won't be held hostage and under the threat of rape from griffons, or possibly dragons... again

>>47220
That post was made at the point in the movie where Twilight was held in a cage
\r
Anonymous
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No.47222
47223
>>47221
>>47219
>terrified screaming
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47223
>>47222
>trips
Be very afraid.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47224
47225 47226 47227
>>47221
>>47220
Torc is rape personified.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47225
47226 47227
>>47224
*seduction
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47226
47228 47229
>>47224
>>47225
I hate both of you