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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1073 replies and 142 files omitted.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46585
46587
>>46583
A Natural 20 works just fine
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46586
46587
>>46583
Its a ring of Elemental Resistance +10, Trump nailed it
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46587
46590
>>46583
HOLY FEKKING SHIET M8S
>>46584
No I don't remember that
>>46586
Yeah, I'll fucking trade.
>>46585
Future refernece, what stat would I apply?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46588
46590
>>46582
>>46578
*gives ring back*
"You're other ring looks cooler."
>>46584
Tracy will have a ring slot open if she's able to use one of those Mummy hands like she used Kefka's, but that could take a bit.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46589
Wait a minute, if King Doot is still undead, doesn't that mean the curse on his body is still active? Maybe his hands are still dangerous.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46590
46591 46592
>>46588
*pets pony*

>>46587
I'm not sure what stats would be applied. I think you would apply your number of ranks in the Appraise skill, and either your wisdom or your intelligence modifier
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46591
46592
>>46590
[happy pony noises]
>>46590
You use your Int modifier to appraise.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46592
46593
>>46590
Apraise is a feat, I figured wis or int just wasn't sure enough to call it
>>46591
Ah, so 20+2+3.
Fucking [i]nice
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46593
46594
>>46592
Appraising a rare item would be a DC of 15, 20 or more.

What exactly does a skill mean when it says "trained only?"
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46594
46595 46596 46597
>>46593
Reeee its a feat, not a skill
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46595
46598
>>46594
It's a skill.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46596
46598
>>46594
Sorry, but you're wrong about that
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46597
46598
>>46594
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Appraise_Skill
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46598
>>46595
>>46596
>>46597
Wait, my bad. Torc's bonus is from diligence, not appraise. Sorry
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46599
46600
Can Tracy press another button on the wand?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46600
46601
>>46599
*puts ring back on*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46601
46602 46603
>>46600
Which ring? The fire resistance or the Bees?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46602
46604
>>46601
NO NOT THE BEES
>Nick Cage noises
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46603
>>46601
Resistance, since the odds of summoning a fireball are greater than the odds of summoning a melee fighter that the extra AC will be necessary for
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46604
>>46602
Kek
HAaXq
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No.46605
46606 46607 46608 46609
[1d20+16 = 18]
[1d20+23 = 35]
Fug it
Sleight of Hand to gently lift wand from unresponsive Minotaur's hand.

Appraise to determine its value.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46606
46609 46612
>>46605
the first one is the Appraise.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46607
46609
>>46605
Why do you keep rolling 2s?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46608
46610
>>46605
>fucking +16 on appraise
Is that rogue?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46609
46611 46612
>>46606
>>46605
This is mostly just to check if it's really what Trumpaladin said.
>>46607
It should be enough if it was what you said.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46610
46611
>>46608
I put 15 into Appraise so that she could quantify the value of any item she acquired (+1 Int modifier). Yes, it is a Rogue skill.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46611
>>46609
Fuck appraising
Press a button and rollin a d100 if oou really wanna know
>>46610
Understandable
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46612
46614
>>46606
Nice try.
>>46609
Cuz Infernius turning invisible, giant, and a statue (which was undone in that order so he was witnessed in all three states) wasn't enough of a clue?
How about the mouse?
Fuck You
Mod
X4Dhk
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No.46613
46615 46617 46888
Mods are finally getting around to killing flags. Tell me now if you want to keep custom flags on the VX board so I can try to argue for a board exception
HAaXq
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No.46614
46616
[1d100 = 30]
>>46612
I just wanted to see.
*points at open air*
Rolling to press random button.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46615
Can Torc press a button?
>>46613
F

I wouldn't mind keeping them, but if everyone else says "Fuck you you little bitch" I would be fine with flags being oone
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46616
>>46614
Ah fug
[1d15+5 = 12]

Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46617
46618 46619
Also, I am of the mind that immediately after pushing a button, if possessing the means to do so they can mark the button in some way. The rod that Lenos has bears a small cute kitty face finely scratched next to the appropriate button.
>>46613
If they're killing flags board-wide, I would appreciate an exception for /vx/, and in particular I would go back to the derpy flag. It was to not flag-fag on the board that I got rid of it at all. Desu.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46618
>>46617
Well fuck you too
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46619
>>46617
>they can mark the button in some way.
THIS Is why I wanted to test it.
>Stinking cloud
"~Eeeew..."
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46620
46621 46622
"The TRUE power of a Rod of Wonder is when you have all the buttons pressed and marked, but you "keep pushing unmarked buttons". Technically, there are unlimited functions on them, and marking each button forces the GM to come up with new properties," Thez says, eyeballing it. "This one doesn't seem to have any marks."
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46621
46622 46624
>>46620
That's just free infinite stone skin etherealness invisibility fireball summon monster grass growing etc etc etc

More haxx than all other combined, and it takes away the fun of randomness when it can just be discovered and marked under laboratory conditions
HAaXq
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No.46622
46623
[1d100 = 48]
>>46620
>mfw know this is a bad idea but I can't resist pressing buttons
*urge to press buttons intensifies*
>>46621
>it takes away the fun of randomness
No it doesn't. Watch this.
*presses button like a 9 Wis Psychopath*
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46623
>>46622
>sigh
[1d14+5 = 7]

"Give me that"
Torc grabs the rod and presses a button [1d100 = 12]

hlgVK
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No.46624
46627 46628
[4d6 = 19]
>>46621
Under "ideal" circumstances, you're right. Take this for example.
Thez loses her balance for a moment and leans face-first along the rod pressing this many buttons.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46625
46665
Trumpaladin rides Fae the fuck out of the room
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46626
Stuff like that happens all the time. Heck, anyone carrying the thing just added a new category to their natural 1 dice rolls.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46627
>>46624
>d6
why
i+WMZ
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No.46628
46629
[19d100 = 1021]
>>46624
Oh no
Here you go
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46629
46631 46632 46633
>>46628
TY, I was rolling to determine number of buttons.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46630
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_Wonder
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46631
>>46629
This is gonna get out of hand real quick, isn't it?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46632
>>46629
.... Who was it pointed at?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46633
46637
>>46629
Thez is now permanently color changed, as is something else. Congratulations. Infernius will not be pleased
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46635
46640
>>46634
Better start recoloring.

I guess she looks like one of those Avatar women now