This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
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>>50082She also drops her shield, because it's useless atm.
>>50080*fugs thez*
*And then kicks in the door.*
Torc declares "what the actual fuck is going on?"
Then heads towards wherever the fuck the others are cause even his faggot doesn't know
>>50087But what the fuck is happening?
>>50088Tracy and Trumpaladin are trapped in a hallway with a bunch of dread wraiths.
Infernius and Fae are chasing the mage from earlier.
Torc is standing at the top of the stairs, with Thez.
>>50088Trumpaladin and Tracy went down a different hallway with a bunch of cells, and an anti-magic door closed behind them, which Infernius wants to break down appearently. Thez, Torcuil, and Snek are at the top of a stairway. Snek signaled that he heard something. GM says Torcuil hears something downstairs. Trumpaladin and Tracy, in their respective hallway, are about to be attacked by wraiths
Are we not doing this tonight? I'll go to bed if that's the case.
>>50095I had planned on doing this. I have all sorts of determined stats and attributes, but tonight I really just feel like looking cute ponerz. I hope there's no offense
>>111333 → unintended digits confirm
>>50097>>50096Wait. If a character has 23 levels in classes where a given skill is a class skill, and 4 levels in a class where the skill is not a class skill, then is the maximum number of levels he can have with 27 levels less than 30?
>>50100WHY IS LEGENDARY COMMANDER AN EPIC FIGHTER BONUS FEAT IF DIPLOMACY IS NOT A FIGHTER CLASS SKILL
>>50104Pic
>>50102>>50104Why is Fighter such a blatantly inferior class in 3.5? Like it wouldn't be so bad if half the Fighter Bonus Feat list didn't have obscenely high ability score prerequisites, or if it had a few more class skills, or if it gave ability score increases every however many levels like in the 5th edition
>>50105Fighter is the chad class.
>>50106Paladin is pretty lame at epic level as well, hence why I was thinking about multi-classing
I want more levels soon..
Think I'll do two more in Blackguard, then go for Assassin or Rogue.
>>50108I just hope I can stab some squishy living targets with deep pockets soon. I can't remember the last time she actually made a Sneak Attack.
>>50105Noice pali. Its to prevent lazy fighters desu
>>50109It was Felicia. Not very long ago actually
>>50110How so? Like distant shot for example, is a very nice looking Epic Feat on the Fighter Epic Bonus feat list. But it requires 20 ranks in Spot, which is not a Fighter Class skill (at least it's a Ranger class skill). And Epic Leadership is a Fighter Epic Bonus Feat, but it requires 25 Charisma, which a character is
not going to have unless they are multiclassing in from Bard or Sorcerer or Paladin
>>50111Nah, pretty sure she would've died after those first three slashes from Trumpaladin. I doubt she's that buff...
I'm glad Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage don't have bullshit prerequisites.
Does this dimerterium block dimensional travel? It doesn't in the Witcher, but idk how it works in this game.
>>50113Reeeee. So Jelly of the sneak attacks that stack with multiclass. The closest Paladin equivalent - Great Smite - has a prerequisite of 25 Charisma
>>50112Maybe? Sneak attack definitely would have killed her, even if she succeeded on fort saves for Death attack
>>50114Piece of that door could make for a great spell-blocking shield...
>>50115You'd get a +6d6 Sneak Attack if you fell.
Tracy can't do shit to undead though...
I with Blackguards or Assassins could cast Blacklight..
>>50117Well yeah, but there'd be many other consequences as well. You also better hope all that Dimetrium doesn't nuetralize the magic on the weapons. If it does, you better pray to whatever gods may be that Trumpaladin rolls high on his turn check, because otherwise both are fucked
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>>50119Does turning count as magic?
>>50119Wraiths and other incorphoreal monsters are unaffected by dimerterium in The Wither (you need moondust to get them). Maybe the two could phase back through the door.
If I doubt they'll die, but it'd suck if they got turn into wraiths..
>>50120Goddamn it
>>50121The metal seems to exist
only in the Witcher and is not canon to D&D, so I don't know
Tracy was able to summon monsters earlier, so I guess the metal isn't nearly as radiant as it is in The Witcher.
>>50124An Antimagic field would cause incorporeal undead to cease to appear on the material realm within the field. So whatever the metal does (my bet is it prevents phasing through) is not as extreme as an anti-magic field
>>50125There's also the walls on either side of the door, but we'll get to that later.
Going to bed.
>>50126I very sincerely doubt that they would have placed the stuff in the doors, but
not the walls
>>50127Remind me to rip all of the precious metals out of the walls.
>>50126Actually, you know what? If this is three Dread Wraiths and four Wraiths, and if the weapons aren't useless, this is doable. Trumpaladin has the Fortitude saves for it
All declared actions are valid. Consider this GM phoning in for the day
>>50111Distant shot needs 20 ranks in spot?
Ugh