This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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>>49871>NeutralNeutral evil
>AdorableThat's how they lull you into a docile and vulnerable state
>>49874God I know. I'd recommend just opening one the way you opened the other four doors. Maybe do a search check for a mechanism [1d20+22 = 36]>>49877Fine.
Search check for whatever it is that gets us to the action.
>>49872>>49870You haven't met my fucking cat
>fucking fat as shit>prefers being with people>never fucking hunts anymoreFucker is retired as I like to say
>>49878>Pure evil>>49875That's what he wants you to think
>>49876The baptismal ceremony made Tracy hypoallergenic "now and forevermore," so she's not as risky as a cat
>>49880That's... borderline cruelty to animals
>>49878Winner
>>49877Before Trump and Tracy run off with things, what is everyone else doing? Since several were in hot pursuit, they would have been just before the new door. Fae and Infernius specifically, though Snek says to Torcuil
>You. There's a thing there. I senseded it.in his mind.
How much AC does Trump's tower shield give her?
>>49881She thinks shes a dog on account of living in the house.
>>49881No no no, I didn't overfeed him.
I moved to a neighborhood and since the fucker likes to roam he went to the neighbors houses and they started feeding the fat fuck, and now he won't lose weight even with the diet food. And he's not "I can't fucking move" fat, he's "shit I've got a big ass beer belly" fat. Plus he just prefers to wander the yard and fuck with my other cat than hunt.Torc looks around noticing everyone is gone.
"Where are you guys?"
>>49883If you're really worried about her taking hits, just have her stand a couple squares behind Trumpaladin and use the chain or javelins or Kunai or whatever and make Trump take all of the hits. He's built pretty much specifically for AC and Fort saves
>>49882Is there any visible way to open the doors?
>>49889>Doors>s>PluralBe very careful what you ask for in the cell row
>>49884That's kind of cute
>>49888"Coming!"
Torc and Snek head towards Infernius' voice
>>49890Shes a domesticated bob cat
>>49896She normally wet humps, right?
>>49897Idk, I just felt like mixing it up.
>>49901You cant steal mine though.
>>49902She did end up stealing Trumpaladin that one time though
>>49902Can't steal what Torc doesn't have
>Torc laughing slowly turns to crying >>49904You have Death though.
You should call her sometime, unironically.
>>49903Dont make me rape slovenia or the other one.
>>49905Yeah I've been thinking about that
How the fuck does he summon death to talk to him though?>>49907S N E K I S N O T F O R S E X U A L>>49908That too
>>49908But they are both libertarians, so they can for voluntary exchanges of cuddles
>>49909I doubt Death would be nicer than Trollestia
>>49906Rude!
>>49909Death wrote her number on the star card.
There could be a way to figure it out.
>>49910Death seemed pretty cool when we met her.
>>49911Oh yeah
Would Torc have to sacrifice an ass for a booty call?>>49913Constrictors probally give good hugs
>>49914Try putting yourself into a short coma.
>>49914Many Snek are social. Cuddles n hugs, on u cuz mine
>>49915Strange, I agree
>>49903It did happen >>49914I imagine his ass to be pretty scrawny
>>49915Uh...
>>49918reeeeeee>>49919He says, posting immediately after GM
>>49920I got it a wife up death.
>>49922Thats true, I forgot. Torcuil has been claimed by death.