/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

Alright, I'm back for the duration. Gimme a few to catch up n sheeeit

>>49822
No, because I hate audiobooks so I'll start the .pdf later

Hello?

>>49825
Present

>>49825
Am of here

>>49825
Salud

*sits on paladin once more*

>>49831
*is a small pony*

Picks up cute pony. Plays with adorable hoofsies

>>49832
[happy pony noises]

This is what kind of hat snek needs

>>49834
Kek
Cute

>>49834
The sorting hat

>>49836
Slytherin?

>>49832
*licks face*

>>49825
Heil

>>49839
Hitler

>>49838
*licks pony*

Where were the characters when we last saw them?
I think Torc was with Thez, and Infernius was walking towards Trumpaladin and Tracy, If I'm not mistaken.

>>49843
"maybe you shouldn't break down that door just yet. I think it might serve a purpose"

>>49843
T-thats pretty lewd
>>49844
I think thats right

>>49845
I say break it.

>>49847
Just open it, then close it

*draws tower shield*

>>49845
*bursts through door*
>>49846
tfw anon filly will never blow you.

>>49850
It's not cute when you do it over and over again. And you'll need to roll a strength check

[1d20+14 = 18]
>>49851
>It's not cute when you do it over and over again
What?

>>49851
>not cute
You're just jelly.

>>49853
Of what?

>>49844
Thez last <whoooof>ed to the door full of gingers, shutting it against the noise. Those haven't magically disappeared btw, spoiler alert. I will allow Tracy and Trump to have gone the wrong way though, and they're now in a pickle. Infernius and Fae were also in hot pursuit of 'the mage'. Torcuil and Snek were still at the top of the long staircase. Its a long staircase btw, its not just 1 level.

>>49853
The "leeroy Jenkins" thing is funny when it happens the fist two times. But when every instance of strategic planning by other players is intentionally subverted just for the sake of intentional subversion, it's not cute, it's not funny, its just infuriating and makes me angry at the player

>>49856
Im not trying to be cute.

>>49855
>in a pickle
Bring it on.
*lets paladin go first*

>>49858
"Little rogue pony, you're an expert door opener, are you not?"

>>49859
Any one have the version thats not for ants?

>>49860
"Well, I've never actually done it before, but sure, I could try..
.. Where's the lock/switch/whatever..?"

>>49862
"Try to only open the first door, if you can"

>>49853
Awwwwwwwwww

>>49864
Calf x Kitten is underrated meme.

>>49817
Just imagine the deafeningly digitally distorted Minotaur emitting a supersonic REEEEE. This gives me an idea too.
>>49861
I left it in modified form cuz future shoops.

>>49867
>>49865
Awww fuck its adorable

>>49866
Thanks
>>49865
Thats why i wanted a cat.

>>49869
But cats are creatures of pure, unadulterated evil

>>49870
But cats are neutral, and adorable.

>>49871
They are extremely independent, don't have much love for you, will go out and murder things for literally no other reason than murder, and their dander is toxic

>>49865
>>49867
mfw
>>49870
Yes, but they are a type of evil that can be useful to a household, especially that of livestock. Hoers luv cats too

>>49863
Idk what to do.
Do the doors even have locks?
I feel like they're all going to open at once, at the worst possible time..