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>>50029Well, that changes my assessment of the room
>>50030>Summoning monsterThat might make things worse. Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits instead?
>>50031>Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits insteadYeah, what else would you do with a weak-ass monster.
>>50029The doors are thick, heavy wood reinforced with dimeterium. The windows are open-air bars about 10"x10".
The one that's moving expands in size and shape, becoming a very large swirl of destroyed cloth and mist that only vaguely resembles a cloaked humanoid, except of much larger size.
A long and low whispering moan issues forth, reverberating through the hall.
[1d20+21 = 37]>>50033>reinforced with dimeteriumFucking leftists, throwing taxpayer money away.
Listen check, to determine source of moaning, and determine how many creatures are moving.
>>50032Just so long as they don't attack good creatures on sight. Although admittedly even that may still be a plus if it can't beat the AC but is still an attractive target to enemies
>>50034>"more mummies?" >>50035Summoned monsters attack enemies.
>>50034The creatures, other than the one who moaned, are utterly silent. Others have started to move, more a swirl of shuddering dust and decayed layers of filth, almost like ash in a way.
The one that moaned swirls up and into the air, then speeds toward - and then through- the cell window. The others issue a similar long and low moan as they coalesce into a comparable creepy humanoid figure. The first is the biggest.
>>50038Detect evil to determine which ones have what relative auras
Is Torc in any danger currently?
>>50040I told you, there's 4 overwhelming evil and 3 superior or whatever the lesser level one is
>>50039>"Stand beside me and block the hallway, they won't be able to attack us more than one or two at a time, and they can't flank">>50042Trumpaladin stands back from the door in the hallway, somewhat towards the door they came in, and faces them
>>50040Assume the big one is the evilest.
Don't wast three rounds.
Now would be a good time to cast a spell for the battle.
>>50045Eagle's splendor is useful for saves. Prayer is too.
>>50046She'd have to remain in an adjacent square for Eagle's splendor to affect her as well.
>>50047Just use Prayer then, or whatever you think is appropriate.
So both are in ready move then? Doing nothing, but gaining instant initiative?
[1d4+1 = 2]>>50049I'm ready.
Tracy starts off by casting Summon Monster III, to summon 1d4+1 Fiendish Hawks towards the biggest monster, taking a step back behind Trumpaladin.
>>50049Exchange ring of evasion for ring of protection with move action, and cast Prayer with standard action
>2 hawks
Eh, enough to start things off and see what we're up against..
>>50050<POOF><POOF>Said hawks fly into the hall, already at full speed and spinning toward the large one already in the hall.
>>50051Decided
>>50051*humps leg a little bit, then returns to her position*
>>50054No, not immediately though he does hear noises from way down the stairs
>>50053How did the monster react?
[2d20 = 4]>>50058I'm setting up for initiative rolls. I need Tracy and hawk-things, and Trump. Rolling for Giant-ass house on haunted hill motherfuckers.
Tracy wins, followed by Trump, followed by dreadwraiths.
The hawks disintegrate into dust upon striking the thing.
[1d20+9 = 21]
Snek listen checks on those noises
>>50064That's... Good to know ahead of time..
"These guys are going to be a pain.."
*raises Tower shield*
>>50067"Do you want to attack them? You have initiative"
>>50070No, I think that the hawk summoning was before we rolled initiative, and at the same time I cast the spell
>>50071You're gonna want eagle's splendor. These things won't go down easily without a Smite...
>>50073I think we're all here now
>>50074But I'll bet they're incorporeal, so a Smite would miss anyways...
>>50076*cough* turn undead *cough*
>>50078Also this, although it's not likely to work on the big ones..
>>50073He lives! There's the movie in the usual place, otherwise Trump and Tracy are about to get >wraithed
Infernius is just behind the sudden door, leaving a blocked passage toward Trump/Tracy, and a hallway that leads back to where Thez/Infernius beat the piss outta somr wraiths
>>50078Hit die might be too high, but I can try. I'm still waiting for Tracy's faggot to declare an action, since he's higher in the chain of intiative
>>50079Please declare an action, preferably an attack
[3d20 = 38]
Wait is it still Tracy's turn?
Tracy attacks with her chain.