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Anonymous
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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Mrs. Sentry
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No.49460
>>49459
I have a headache, but yeah, I'm free.
Anonymous
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No.49461
>>49459
Who's to say I actually am here?
Anonymous
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>>49459
Not hardly. I have to be in bed 3 minutes ago I'm never on time, but still
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49462
Sleep well then.
Anonymous
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>>49463
You too. Don't worry, there will be murders tomorrow
Anonymous
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>>49464
But I have a night class
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49467
>>49464
Great.
I wanna turn this dungeon to rubble asap.
Anonymous
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No.49468
>>49462
Night
>>49466
RIP
Anonymous
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>>49466
Alright, well tomorrow will be the preliminary murder. I don't know how long it will take the party to engage and resolve the significant murder. I can say tho that it won't be immediate.
The temple is a bit of a beta-test desu, attempting to gauge "Yo, just how extensive of a dungeon is feasible/viable?"
Anonymous
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No.49470
>>49462
Night thez and gm.
Anonymous
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No.49472
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>>49469
I just have class from 5:45 CT to 8:00 PM CT. Then free until Monday Afternoon
Anonymous
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No.49473
49474
>>49472
Noted, I'll avoid drinking until you're out of class Xp
Anonymous
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>>49473
Yay
Anonymous
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>>49474
i want to cum in princess luna
Anonymous
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>>49475
Thez likes sleeping in Infernius' pocket btw
"Go to sleep faggot!" she admonishes
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49476
Some has gotta craft that Thez-holder/saddle asap. The image is too funny to pass-up.
Anonymous
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>>49475
We all do, we all do

Just remember whose waifu she is

>>49477
A very long time ago I was going to get Trumpaladin a strap so he could carry around Tracy like a rifle
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49479
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>>49478
This is why I think she should be smol sized.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49478
>Cucked
Luna isn't my waifu, believe it or not.
I'm just really, really, really serious about the one-waifu rule.
Anonymous
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>>49480
The file name for that one was created as a companion to another file and filename when I originally posted it a few months ago. Pic related is the other file, which shows that the 56666 post I made beat out a post you tried to make for the 6666 post

>>49479
I guess I can kind of see it
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49481
He was able to throw her in the second encounter of the game, so she has to be pretty light.
Anonymous
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>>49480
Then who is your waifu?
Anonymous
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>>49482
It's a classic maneuver known as the waifu toss. It's difficult to say exactly how big she is, but more than 50 lbs and less than 100 lbs
Anonymous
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49486
>>49484
I'm still unsure about what I want to do with this character after he's reached level 20. Until then, I'll advance him in Paladin, but after that?

The Divine Emissary Epic Prestige Class looks just about ideal. The problem is, it has a prerequisite base attack bonus of 23, which is not available at level 21. The High Proselytizer class looks even more desirable, but it requires "the ability to cast 5th level divine spells" which is absolutely impossible for any class besides a level 9+ cleric, because the Paladin spell list ends at the 4th level. He's not even remotely eligible for any other SRD epic prestige class, or even any SRD prestige class.

Epic Paladin exists, but damn it's meh. It only gives half the base attack bonus of the heavy fighter class-type I want, and I won't even get the base attack of 23 until the 25th level. It also gives piss poor bonuses to saving throws. There's no extra smite until 6 levels are taken, and no new spells. It does have the benefits of having the normal class skills, a bonus epic feat after 3 levels (which I love) and the levels stack with the smite and lay of hands ability, so there's that.

So basically that leaves multiclassing. The shortest rout to base attack of 23 is through taking levels in Ranger or Fighter. Ranger has better reflex saving throws than Fighter, and if I'm going to invest three levels in fighter, I may as well give him 4 levels so he can be eligible for the sexy +2 damage bonus from the Weapon Specialization Feat (which is exclusive to Fighters). He could also gain the fighter bonus feast needed as a prerequisite to Legendary Dreadnaught. On the other hand, he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then). Neither ranger nor fighter have Diplomacy or sense motive as class skills, which is annoying. Another alternative is giving him 4 levels in Rogue, which would allow him to gain a gorrilion skill points, do 2d6 sneak attack damage (he's not stealthy, so maybe not that useful, but damn it would be fun to add to a Smite Evil strike), and also that uncanny dodge ability, which is nice. It's a tiny bit annoying that Rogue adds smaller hit die, but it's okay I guess
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49486
>>49485
Reflex saves don't increase via class after ebin level. It increases, but not by class.
>2d6 sneak attack damage
Come to the dark side and immediately get 7d6 Sneak Attack damage. Make mounted Sneak Attacks from Tracy's Smoke Concealment.
>he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then).
I can't imagine what kind of monster an ebin-level Druid Would have if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5, desu...
Anonymous
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>>49480
The one waifu rule is the best rule, any more than one is Negro tier.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49487
This.
Polygamy is for mudslimes.
A waifu is sacred beyond measure: one cannot divide his commitment.
Anonymous
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>>49488
This isnt a personal attack on brad either, its the truth hitler would be disgusted that people have more than one waifu
Anonymous
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>>49476
>tfw when i went to sleep after thez said to
>>49488
Who is your waifu?
Anonymous
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>>49487
>if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5
We started the game at level 12

>Reflex saves don't increase
Well that doesn't make much sense. Even with Divine grace and a cloak of resistance, he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath, never mind a great wyern

>>49487
>>49488
Wrong

>>49489
He'd of changed his mind if they had ponies
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49491
>he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath
That's because Ancient Red Dragons are insanely powerful, and their breath weapon is like a volcano erupting at you.
Saves do increase after lvl 20, but not the same way they do pre-ebin lvl:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Epic_Level_Basics
Ebin lvl changes the game pretty drastically: it's where the real legend begins.
Anonymous
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>>49491
No he wouldn't, and it is nigger tiee open your fucking eyes you are being kiked.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49493
This.
Hitler would be able to tell which pony were the best for him, and would be committed to her.
Anonymous
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>>49492
Well fuck that. May as well just go straight Epic Paladin then

>>49493
Well someone's jelly

>>49494
It is complete commitment, just to multiple ponies
Anonymous
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>>49495
Im not jelly, thats kike logic.
Anonymous
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>>49496
Im trying to help my fellow whites get unkiked.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49495
>complete commitment
>multiple ponies
Pick one.
To be completely committed is to put one pony above all others; to revere to a single pony a /bestpone/. By having two, even if equally committed, you deny them total commitment by being committed to another.
Anonymous
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>>49499
Stahp. No natural armor
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49502
Fae gets it, why shouldn't Tracy?
Anonymous
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>>49503
In pony form, because that was never agreed to. In full form, because the 3.5 edition already gives Nightmares an unreasonably high natural armor bonus that is very nearly equal to Fae's buffed AC
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49504
Fae already has twice the natural armor as a standard mount.
>that was never agreed to
Wasn't she supposed to get everything from the class but the Str increase and the hit dice?
Anonymous
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>>49505
We can discuss the privileges of Church Membership, but no, she doesn't get every benefit in Pony form, only Command and the Empathic Link (and probably Improved Evasion and shared saving throws, but I don't know).

The benefit in full form is that not only is she a Nightmare, she's a greater Nightmare. A beast that is larger and stronger than most dragons below the adult stage. In fact, I did some math. A Cauchemar deals 52 damage if all attacks hit in a round, whereas a Juvenile Silver Dragon only deals 42, and also has a lower AC. In fact, a Cauchemar Nightmare has a CR rating of 11, which makes it the same as a Young Adult Blue Dragon, a Juvenile Gold Dragon, and well, a lot of shit. And while we're on the subject, even though a dragon is 33% faster in a straight line, it's not even remotely close to being as maneuverable as a Cauchemar
Anonymous
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>>49507
A Cauchemar also has the same CR as an Adult Black Dragon
Anonymous
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GM, did you say the cattle prod was ranged or melee?
Anonymous
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>>49509
Melee i think.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49507
>she doesn't get every benefit in Pony form
Why? There's nothing about her in her pony form that makes her less eligible for it than Fae.
>>49509
Yeah, he said melee.
Might be able to upgrade it into a ranged rod, if you work on it long enough though.
Anonymous
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>>49511
>There's nothing about her in her pony form that makes her less eligible for it than Fae
If you were a god, would you just give free super powers to a rogue of opposite alignment who will just use it to do things contrary to your mission, or is even willing to go find other gods to serve - gods with opposing values and goals?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>49507
>Comparing Nightmares to teenage dragons
Nightmares are the superior species.
Equine master race.
Anonymous
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>>49510
>>49511
Maybe I cnn come to a compremise where Pence Memes cause it to shoot arcs, but usally its just a cattle prod
Anonymous
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No.49515
>>49513
Well, yes, but my point is that the arrangement as it is is already a pretty sweet deal for both parties, and you should be satisfied