/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>49304
>>49305
[Man on Mare sex noises]

>>49306
[At-ease monster noises]
"Yeeeeeessssssss... Pay good attention to those tracks of land, hoo-man.."

>>49307
*plows*

>>49308
[*Snorts smoke in approval*]

>>49309
*rubs horse clit with fingers while still deep in*

>>49310
"~Hmmmmm...! That's not going to get you out from under there any faster, eff why eye." She coos teasingly
"Now put your hands back on those tracks."

>>49311
*sighs*

"Okay..."

*puts hands on horse rump*

>>49313
"please no bully... I thought they were different on a horse than a human..."

*pulls out an empty potion flask to collect mare milk in*

>>49314
"Actually... what have you been eating? Eww, nah"

*puts flask up*

Random factiod about 5th century mare-milking (Warning: Will ruin mood):
>Kumis is an ancient beverage. Herodotus, in his 5th-century BC Histories, describes the Scythians processing of mare's milk:
>Now the Scythians blind all their slaves, to use them in preparing their milk. The plan they follow is to thrust tubes made of bone, not unlike our musical pipes, up the vulva of the mare, and then to blow into the tubes with their mouths, some milking while the others blow. >They say that they do this because when the veins of the animal are full of air, the udder is forced down. The milk thus obtained is poured into deep wooden casks, about which the blind slaves are placed, and then the milk is stirred round. That which rises to the top is drawn off, and considered the best part; the under portion is of less account.
I fucking love reading history.

>>49315
[sad monster noises]
"..Black mare's milk is supposed to be really valuable..."

>>49316
"Uh... I can't really blow from my position. Take this instead"
*thrusts penis*

>>49317
"Aww. Okay..."

*takes flask back out*

*puts hand on teat*

*begins to milk mare*

>>49318
They're supposedly really, really difficult to milk normally, but I think you've found a special trick.
"~Mmmmmhh..! Oh, yes, keep doing that..! They've been so, so sore lately, and I could never reach them we'll enough..! ... Fuck, yes!"

>>49319
*Continues thrusting penis to relax mare*

"There you go. Let those teats down and let it out"

*rubs, caresses, then squeezes crotch tits, aiming them into the flas*

"I-if you do that i'll.... Ah.. Ah.. ~Aaaaah..!! Oh Faust..!"
*Milk begins to dribble out*

>>49321
*rubs firmly, then squeezes firmly*

"Let it out in big, beautiful streams"

>>49322
[Straining monster noises]
*Twin Jets of smoke stream out*
*Twin Jets of milk stream out as well*
"..Ah Aaaaaaaaahhh!"
*Squirts*

>>49323
"Woah girl!"

*tries to collect both quickly pulling out a second flask*

>>49324
"T-t-t.. Take it..! Take it all..!" she stutters out, her voice shakey

>>49325
"Oh I'll take it all"

*rubs harder*

*squeezes harder*

*humps her harder*

>phone runs out of power
*faggot goes to bed*

>>49327
>>49326
"wait, fuck!"

*Lets forth his own white milky stream, deep in horse*

>>49300
"I didn't shrink!" She objects,... but then thinks for a moment about how much fun it would be to be hidden in Infernius' pocket, and decides not to further argue.
>>49296
Not expressly. I mean, I don't know how much xp the temple is worth, she's just tired of never being able to advance anymore and the only way she's going to is by removing levels. Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.

Thez curls up in Infernius' pocket and goes back to sleep. while GM ventures off to meatspace

>>49329
>Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.
Obligatory Chad Fighter meme.

>>49329
Infernius should get one of those baby-holders, so Thez can ride him. He is a whole size class larger than her, after all: big enough to ride.
Either that, or give him a backpack with a chair and handlebars, like Master Blaster.
I'll stop now...

How long does it take to activate an item with a passive affect, that activates "on command"? I think it's a free action, but i don't want to waste my next turn.

>tfw do math and realize that Tracy, at full size, can carry Trumpaladin at 500 ft (100 squares) per round overland, even in full-plate, after a full-round action to speed up
>Can get up to 510 ft, if he ahem spurs her, for one round
Holy horse. Should've avoided flying altogether and just overrun/trampled all of those skeletons to get to the lich last time. They would've reached her that much faster.

>>49333
>>49333
I like this idea.

>>49345
I think Thez could benefit by being baptized into Football

>>49349
>>49351
Who is who?

>>49352
I am me.

Can someone explain the astral projection spell to me? Is it supposed to be for extraplanar travel? I've never used it, because I didn't know what it did.
Actually, may as well try it because Crimson skies.
*Astral projects*

>>49354
Oh, I see. It's like Plane Shift, only tougher to fortify against.
You basically manifest a second body on another plane, and fight there like in a video game, am I right?

>>49355
Basically Plane Shift, with a safety net.
Much more useful than I previously thought.