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Comfy Nuts
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49129
49130
>>49127
Sense Motive doesn't read minds, m8.
And how do you have a +27 modifier?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49130
49132
>>49129
20 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)

And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49132
49134
>>49130
*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.

*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49133
49136
>>48132 →
Now when you say rolls over on paladin...?
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49134
>>49132
"He really is too sweet. I should be nicer to him. Another time,...." she says wistfully.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49136
>>49133
He's on the ground, beneath her flank.
qIxZh
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No.49137
49138 49139
[1d20+5 = 24]
Strength check to lift huge, amazingly sexy ass
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49138
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>>49137
I think that actually worked
7spzf
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No.49139
49140
[1d20+10 = 14]
>>49137
She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49140
49142
>>49139
You win this time...

[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49141
49143
Alright, way later than I thought (as usual) I'm out. Have a good night, and murder is encouraged under a crimson sky. Its ffa no consequence "it didn't happen" activity.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49142
49143
>>49140
"uh... uh... aww.... Of course I do horsey"
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49143
49144
>>49141
I gotta get up early tomorrow, so sighing off momentarily as well.
>>49142
*Scoots over to allow him back underneath*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49144
49145
>>49143
*pulls penis out so he can position himself in the perfect way to be sat on*
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49145
49146
>>49144
*Sit/lays on gently, watching claw hands turn roast as she does*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49146
49147
>>49145
*penetrates, and tries to hump as he's being sat on*
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49147
49148 49149
>>49146
*Lays on top like a 2-16 ton heated blanket*
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49148
49149
>>49147
Trump is lovingly smushed by hoers. Still penetrating too.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49149
>>49147
>>49148
*appreciates amazing view from this angle while gently making love to horse rear*
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49150
49151 49152
Thez wishes Infernius wasn't on fire, as he continues to burn. What's it been, an hour now?
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49151
>>49150
>Burn
He is being carefully roasted to perfection.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49152
49153
>>49150
"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49153
49154
>>49152
"You're right. This way, he's plenty warm!" She says cheerfully.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49154
49155
>>49153
*covers bull in BBQ sauce, to keep his skin moisturized and healthy*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49155
>>49154
*continues sexing horse ass*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49156
*seeds his steed*
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49167
49168
>>49089
>>49097
If you ever do that again i will gas you tracy and your child, kike
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49168
49169 49170
>>49167
Are you shittin' me? She punted Tracy first
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49169
>>49168
"No one allowed physically abuse my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49170
49171 49187
>>49168
"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49171
49172
>>49170
"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49172
49173 49187
>>49171
"No me tired of being walked all over, we both know you dont deserve to be hit."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49173
49174
>>49172
"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49174
49175 49187
>>49173
"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49175
49176
>>49174
"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49176
49177 49187
>>49175
"Me can be very fun,but thats something me will not allow. Me thunk he owes you an apology."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49177
49178
>>49176
Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49178
49179 49187
>>49177
"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49179
49180
>>49178
She shakes her head in resignation. "Noted, no fun allowed." Xp
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49180
49181
>>49179
"Me refuse to be cucked again."
So do i.
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49181
49182
>>49180
"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49182
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>>49181

Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49183
49185 49197
Snek and Torc are very confused as too what just happened So is their faggot but decide not to question it at this point.

Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49185
>>49183
Im not sorry
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49187
vy4MXBx.png
>>49170
>>49172
>>49174
>>49176
>>49178
"Oh hush. Keep her from frisking Tracy again"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49189
49198
What exactly do the properties of Adamantine mean when they say "bypass hardness below 20"? Does that mean it pierces armor?
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49190
49191
>>48198 →
I think that means it's superior for sundering
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49191
49192
>>49190
Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49192
>>49191
I guess she's not going to be sundering with then, so it doesn't really matter that much.
7spzf
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No.49196
49198
I feel like a cheap kike for asking this, but are there any places where I can read the contents of accessory source-books for free?