This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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>>49127Sense Motive doesn't read minds, m8.
And how do you have a +27 modifier?
>>4912920 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)
And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
>>49130*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.
*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
>>48132 →Now when you say rolls over on paladin...?
>>49132"He really is too sweet. I should be nicer to him. Another time,...." she says wistfully.
>>49133He's on the ground, beneath her flank.
[1d20+5 = 24]
Strength check to lift huge, amazingly sexy ass
>>49137I think that actually worked
[1d20+10 = 14]>>49137She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
>>49139You win this time...
[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
Alright, way later than I thought (as usual) I'm out. Have a good night, and murder is encouraged under a crimson sky. Its ffa no consequence "it didn't happen" activity.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
>>49140"uh... uh... aww.... Of course I do horsey"
>>49141I gotta get up early tomorrow, so sighing off momentarily as well.
>>49142*Scoots over to allow him back underneath*
>>49143*pulls penis out so he can position himself in the perfect way to be sat on*
>>49144*Sit/lays on gently, watching claw hands turn roast as she does*
>>49145*penetrates, and tries to hump as he's being sat on*
>>49146*Lays on top like a 2-16 ton heated blanket*
>>49147Trump is lovingly smushed by hoers. Still penetrating too.
>>49147>>49148*appreciates amazing view from this angle while gently making love to horse rear*
Thez wishes Infernius wasn't on fire, as he continues to burn. What's it been, an hour now?
>>49150>BurnHe is being carefully roasted to perfection.
>>49150"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
>>49152"You're right. This way, he's plenty warm!" She says cheerfully.
>>49153*covers bull in BBQ sauce, to keep his skin moisturized and healthy*
>>49154*continues sexing horse ass*
>>49089>>49097If you ever do that again i will gas you tracy and your child, kike
>>49167Are you shittin' me? She punted Tracy first
>>49168"No one allowed physically abuse my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu."
>>49168"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
>>49170"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
>>49171"No me tired of being walked all over, we both know you dont deserve to be hit."
>>49172"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
>>49173"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
>>49174"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
>>49175"Me can be very fun,but thats something me will not allow. Me thunk he owes you an apology."
>>49176Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
>>49177"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
>>49178She shakes her head in resignation. "Noted, no fun allowed." Xp
>>49179"Me refuse to be cucked again."
So do i.
>>49180"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
Snek and Torc are very confused as too what just happened So is their faggot but decide not to question it at this point.
Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
>>49170>>49172>>49174>>49176>>49178"Oh hush. Keep her from frisking Tracy again"
What exactly do the properties of Adamantine mean when they say "bypass hardness below 20"? Does that mean it pierces armor?
>>48198 →I think that means it's superior for sundering
>>49190Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
>>49191I guess she's not going to be sundering with then, so it doesn't really matter that much.
I feel like a cheap kike for asking this, but are there any places where I can read the contents of accessory source-books for free?