This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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>>44567 →Because I'm not going to spend my entire class on my phone arguing with you,
>>49568You don't have to. It's not an argument.
>>49564>don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or yourI never even once complained about your stuff, so stop ranting on about mine.
>>49571Ikr. I had to step away for a moment then.
>>49572I came back, read it, and I was in fucking tears
>>49573It's not often that you watch someone roll a 20 against themselves.
>>49574Its not often you see infernius' faggot roll a 20
>>49576Totally not here currently
>>49576I'm completely out for over an hour
>>49578Will we have time to advance tonight?
>>49583I thought I heard we were going to do something tonight. I guess I was mistaken.
>>49584You're not mistaken, I just wasn't certain what you meant.
>>49585So what are we doing then?
>mfw think for a moment and can't even remember the last time I made a successful Sneak Attack
Well shit...
>>49587..I need more living enemies in isolated locations...
>Torc sits up and guides snek towards Thez
>>49589Am back!
>>49588Presumably most threats to inter-city commerce and resource extraction fit that description, being either bandits, magical beasts, or animals. They will need to be entirely cleared out in the civilizing mission
>>49589Tracy continues running, phasing through Fae and Infernius.
>>49591i want to be a Witcher so much...
>>49592That'll cost an action and we don't know where the guy is. Just run past or through them
>>49594She has the quickening feat: it's a free action.
>>49595>quickening featCome again? When did this happen?
>>49594>Just run past or through themNot worth the risk of slowing down.
I'll lose my mind if this faggot gets away.
>>49596Quicken spell-like ability was the second feat I selected for her after Improved Sunder.
>>49597Then cut through the room in front diagonally, that's my best bet of where he went (to the right on the hall)
Don't be surprised in the absolute least if there is an entire horde of Devourers. It's much safer to go down the hallway. Also, when did she learn the dimension door was ended?
>>49597I don't think that's true, but eh
>>49594Even if it costed an action, I doubt she couldn't do it while running.
>>49598>there is an entire horde of DevourersThen they'll have to catch her first.
They would've already attacked us anyway.
>>49599No no, here's the thing. Running is a full round action that would allow a speed of ~450-500.
But it could only be done in a straight line, which we do not have. However, if she moves at 100 ft in a move action, it stands to reason that she could move 200 ft in a full round action while not running. That is, she could turn corners. That's what we need. Ethereal plane slows movement by half. Yes GM said otherwise in the past, but in this thread he said he was thinking of the Astral Plane when he said that.
>>49600If she just runs past them that provokes an attack of opportunity. Thez warned the plane is dangerous, that means it's dangerous
>>49597I'm betting you he already got away. This is just a possible way of finding him if he hasn't already
>>49601>Running is a full round actionShe already
walks at 100 ft, and the hallway isn't even 40 ft long.
>Ethereal plane slows movement by halfShe's just going to juant through them momentarily so she doesn't have to Trample them.
>>49602>attack of opportunityTrample while blowing smoke. I'll take the risk.
>>49604Yes. She needs to
walk fast down several hallways
>I'll take the riskWhy? She can't find the mage if her soul is sucked
>momentarilyIt will last a full round
I want to emphasize that
1. We do not know where he went
2. We cannot track him
3. He's had a three round head start, and
4. A human can go over a hundred feat down several corridors and through doors in three rounds
>>49601I do tend to drink when its on, and since you're here now
>>49604She does not
walk at 100'/round. She
moves at 100'/round without penalty.
>>49598Yeah, she hasn't learned about the anchor yet.
>>49606Can she do a full-round movement at 2x speed without penalty?
[3d20 = 16]>>49606infernuis full round tickles thez
>>49605>It will last a full roundIt doesn't take a full round to blink through two creatures when the ability is a free action.
>when did she learn the dimension door was ended?When she saw Thez <WOOF> earlier.
>>49609I don't think you can use this alleged feat to Blink. And I don't think that's what Thez doing whatever she does means
>>49610>blinkI mean phase quickly. It's a free action for her to jaunt.
The alternative is trampling.
>>49607No! That's why its the base movement rate
>>49611But you're describing 2 free actions, which if you look under the listing for quickened spell like ability, you will note that it says 1x/round, even though its a quick action.
>>49612Well shit..
Wait, does ending the jaunt count as an action?
>>49609Anyways, here are the possible locations the Mage went:
1. What we heard was Ghost Sound, and he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
2. He did go down that halway and went into the door on that room right next to it
3. He went down the hallway and turned left and
a. went into that room
b. went up the stairs
c. went down the hallway to where we were
earlier, perhaps to circle around and
flank
4. He turned right, and down the hallway
a. And turned right at the end of it
b. And went into a door
c. And turned left
We only have one chance to catch him, so we have to pick an option. I think 4 c is most likely, because it puts the most distance between the mage and the Party. So I say we go 4c
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>>49614>he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairsThe party is split. If we don't catch him at the end of the hall, we'll phase and make a bee-line towards the stairs.
>>49615Again, waiting hordes of undead. Don't use it casually just because you don't want to use a door
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Roll to pet snek cause I'm bored