This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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>>49925
You didn't think it was just going to be a one-night stand, did you?
She's got you for all eternity.
>Torc wakes up in the Entertron covered in lipstick every time he dies
You didn't think it was just going to be a one-night stand, did you?
She's got you for all eternity.
>Torc wakes up in the Entertron covered in lipstick every time he dies
>>49925
What, you thought that was a one time thing? Oh no. Think about it from she-Death's perspective. How many dudes who, having encountered cards of the deck, have disarmed, not killed/attacked, and then wanted to (and did) sex death? It doesn't happen. Its a statistical anomaly, and death shall smile on Torcuil.
What, you thought that was a one time thing? Oh no. Think about it from she-Death's perspective. How many dudes who, having encountered cards of the deck, have disarmed, not killed/attacked, and then wanted to (and did) sex death? It doesn't happen. Its a statistical anomaly, and death shall smile on Torcuil.
>>49928
*Spooky
*Spooky
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*quickly removes marker*
*starts writing "property of" on pony*
*starts writing "property of" on pony*
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>>49942
Yes. Of course, they're adorable if you know how to interpret them and especially if one is an otherwise friendless incarnation of death.
Yes. Of course, they're adorable if you know how to interpret them and especially if one is an otherwise friendless incarnation of death.
>>49947
Okay, I found a species of hog-nosed snake with a mild venom that gets about 6 feet long. Bonus? It can flatten its head to look like a cobra.
Can I turn this into a homebrew creature with a more toxic venom, then give it a "Hog-nosed Rod" item?
Okay, I found a species of hog-nosed snake with a mild venom that gets about 6 feet long. Bonus? It can flatten its head to look like a cobra.
Can I turn this into a homebrew creature with a more toxic venom, then give it a "Hog-nosed Rod" item?
I have a question for players.
How >lewd is too no?
I have an idea. Maybe
How >lewd is too no?
I have an idea. Maybe
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>>49950
Because lewd has consequences, it should always be explicit and never merely implied, so there is no ambiguity or uncertainty
\r
Because lewd has consequences, it should always be explicit and never merely implied, so there is no ambiguity or uncertainty
\r
>>49948
There's a poisonous version of the python rod: the iper rod. You have to be ebil to make it though.
There's a poisonous version of the python rod: the iper rod. You have to be ebil to make it though.
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>>49959
I was going to have Tracy make one as the handle for her ebin murder mace after she leveled up and got the Poison spell.
I was going to have Tracy make one as the handle for her ebin murder mace after she leveled up and got the Poison spell.
>>49960
No need to apologize, I was getting quite shmammered last night and was of little effective use
No need to apologize, I was getting quite shmammered last night and was of little effective use
>>49965
The monster-stats of creatures are just a guide to physiology, especially for animals: they can describe any creature that generally fits their physical description.
For example, "riding dogs" can be Saint Bernards, collies, huskies, wolf-hounds.. etc.
What kind of creature were you looking for, stat-wise?
The monster-stats of creatures are just a guide to physiology, especially for animals: they can describe any creature that generally fits their physical description.
For example, "riding dogs" can be Saint Bernards, collies, huskies, wolf-hounds.. etc.
What kind of creature were you looking for, stat-wise?
>>49970
Tiny viper is the standard snek familiar for a sorcerer/wizard, though I assume you want a lager one.
I like how familiars are able to use their master's skill ranks.
Tiny viper is the standard snek familiar for a sorcerer/wizard, though I assume you want a lager one.
I like how familiars are able to use their master's skill ranks.
>>49974
Wouldn't come easy, but don't stop trying.
Too bad ebin feats are so costly, I'd love to have Blinding Speed.
Wouldn't come easy, but don't stop trying.
Too bad ebin feats are so costly, I'd love to have Blinding Speed.
>>49975
That is a very nice feat. It's too bad so many of these require 25 ability points. The Divine Emissary class requires the Great Smite Feat, which also requires 25 Charisma
That is a very nice feat. It's too bad so many of these require 25 ability points. The Divine Emissary class requires the Great Smite Feat, which also requires 25 Charisma
Also, I'm an idiot for not using multiple weapons all this time when I spent the slots to give her improved multi-weapon fighting.
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