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[1d20+24 = 30][1d20+24 = 34]>>50232Uh. Rolling for Fortitude save. Also Tracy should be out of line for attack, so both should be on Trumpaladin
"Thank Elway we have those buffing spells. And that wraiths only do a small amount of normal damage"
[1d6 = 4]>>50236Trump succeeds on his Fortitude save, but the DW landed a crit, which results in him being blinded for X rounds by dust, dirt, or general wraith-ness
>>50239Feels like watching Jeff Corwin with spitting cobras
[3d20 = 42]>>50241So adorable.
>>50242Full Attack on the big wraith, with her chain.
Hold on now, the DW that attacked Tracy also hit. She needs to roll a saving throw also
[1d20+14 = 28]>>50246I thought she was a whole square behind Trumpaladin and out of range?
>>50236Rolling anyway.
[1d100 = 82]>>50248Pass. They're tenacious.
K. Tracy hits, and then crits her opponent.
That does quad damage. Tracy gets a cleave on the last DW
[1d20+13 = 16]>>50249Trumpaladin moves back and casts Remove Blindness on self. Rolling concentration check
[1d20 = 13]>>50250Sorry, I had to step out.
Cleaving with sword.
>>50255How close is the last DW to falling?
>>50256Minimal damage. It and the regular wraiths are attacking.
>>50265Kill the last dread wraith, and all the rest can be either instakilled with a turn, or we can cut them down more easily
>>50259The last DW hits Tracy, roll a saving throw. The normal wraiths are almost comically unable to hit either Tracy or Trump.
>>50261Pass. Tracy is at about 80% health, and no additional con drain
[7d20 = 73]
>forgot about improved multi-weapon fighting
Full round attack with Sword: -2 penalty
Additional attack with each claw:-2 penalty
Then two extra attacks with either claw: -5 penalty
Wait, subtract two attacks from that...
>didn't invest in QuickDraw fear that would allow the sword to be drawn as a free action
That's also not quite how multi weapon fighting works. It's -4 or at least -2 on every attack, and I think that penalty might swallow up the third attack with the main weapon
>>50265I'm regretting taking the improved feat...
>>50268Can Trumpaladin selectively target the smaller wraiths in a turn check?
>>50271Pretty sure you just turn, and the big ones just aren't effected.
>>50270Good, that 19 in particular was solid
>>50271Turning is an area affect centered on the caster
[4d20 = 49]>>50274I'm'a go full round attack on Dread Wraith and hope to cleave.
[4d20 = 41]>>50275Yeah, that'll do it for the last one. The smaller ones aren't a concern unless they get 20s
*cough Tracy's Turn cough*
>>50277Itd be more simple to call it for the wraiths and say "Trump and Tracy curb-stomp the remainder"
Back, sorry.
So, did Trumpaladin finish them off with a turn or what?
>>50278After the ghosts are gone, Tracy shakes herself off and investigates the chamber.
>>50283The doors seem to be operated from somewhere else.
[1d20+21 = 36]>>50284What about the cells? Is there anything of interest in there? Objects or mechanisms.
Search check, to search the halls for anything of interest.
>>50284Are the doors at the very end of the hallway also closed?
>>50282He's only got two level 4 spells though, and Deathward (and break enchantment) are so useful. Are you sure you wouldn't rather wait for Infernius?
"If only we had a Rogue here. She could do a Decipher Script check on the runes" Trumpaladin says to no one in particular