This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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>>49355One of its fun features is that it leaves the body vulnerable on the material plane
*pulls out marker*
\r
>>49357It's a good way to avoid dying and losing all of your stuff in your home plane though.
>>49357*lays back on ribcage slightly*
"Do eep those gracious hands occupied, Flashy."
>>49361
Can it take me to hyperborea?
>>49362As far as I know, it projects a copy of you to any plane, including the prime material plane.
What is hyperborea?
>>49364Hey can you make this better i still dont have my pc.
>>49366I'm feeling lazy tonight, so this is all you're getting for now.
I tried to recolor the dick, but it looked brown, and I didn't feel like saturating it.
A bull's dick looks different btw.
>>49353I am him
>>49363That sound intresting
>>49367Doesn't a bovine dick look like a tentacle?
>>49368 just figured out how to have Tracy go on long missions and still be able to feed her birds.
>>49370I swear if you fucking leave again
>>49372Sorry about that...
I'll try not to.. If meatspace doesn't get in the way.
>>49370Get a maid. The physical body is paralyzed while astral projecting. Also she doesn't have at will astral projection
>>49371>pretending he doesn't like it[flirtatious nightmare noises]
>>49374Yeah, but she could do it at least a couple times a day. She'd only need to hide in a hole for 15-20 minutes.
>>49377*gets up slightly, but not enough to let him escape*
[giggles]
>>49376>leaving her body vulnerable for 15 minutes at a timeActually this could be pretty fun
>>49379*smushes under tracks of land*
>>49334Depends on the item, probably a standard action
>>49336Fun fact, remember how I was saying movement should be double on the Ethereal plane? I got it mixed up with the Astral plane.
>>49354>Crimson SkiesOh that, that ended a while ago
Oh, and Torcuil spontaneously has an aneurism and dies.
>inb4
Cuz I had "You are a pirate!" stuck in my head all goddamn day.
>>49385Aneurysms can happen anywhere, anytime. That's what makes them so terrifying
>>49384>that ended a while agoWait, wat? Can we still chase the mage?
>>49387*takes 10 to fast mount horsey*
>>49384>standard actionLike, a ring that activates on command, like a Ring of Spell Turning.
Can you not take any other moves while activating your item?
>>49388>not rolling*shrinks*
*gets between legs*
*grows*
>>49387Of course. I should clarify, the Crimson Skies is a meme from an old 1st person MMO. Whenever the programmers had to update
or whenever they wanted chaos, they would engage Crimson Skies, where the sky would turn red, respawn was turned off, and it turns into a giant ffa. At the conclusion, everyone reverts to where they were when the sky turned red.
The crimson sky has nothing to do with the mage btw.
>>49389One can move 5' and they can utilize any number of quick actions, but otherwise no
>>49391Can Tracy activate her ring while she's running down this hallway?
>>49392"Take it like a Mare! That's what Fort saves are for. You don't need no 200,000 GP ring you received for free. Now quit wasting time, and find this bastard. Giddy up!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79UKneSjDQ >>49393Well, she's only running, so you could roll to control her during your turn while she activates it.
>>49394Actually, you shouldn't need to roll to control a mount that's already running in one direction.
Spell resistance doesn't apply to area-affect spells, right?
>>49397Unless otherwise stated, yes
>>49394The temple is not spacious enough to allow riding a hoers
>>49398Surely you mean it isn't large enough to allow a horse to
run >>49399No, I mean the ceilings in the hallways are not tall enough to allow Trump on a massive Cauchemar to run freely through the place
*contemplates phasing through walls and making a bee-line towards the mage*
>>49400Maybe if he keeps his head down?
>>49403If you roll a DC 15, you can drop down and hang from her flank, as you would when using her body for cover.
[1d20 = 5]>>49404Rolling to ride horse's ass
>>49405That's good enough with 10 ranks in Ride
Would rolling to save from an aneuism be constition aassed?
>>49373Oh don't be sorry, it's fine if you have too but don't leave permantly if you have too. At least check in everyonce in a while
>>49407>JRHNBR