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Anonymous
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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EtiqE
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No.49357
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>>49355
One of its fun features is that it leaves the body vulnerable on the material plane

*pulls out marker*
\r
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49358
>>49357
It's a good way to avoid dying and losing all of your stuff in your home plane though.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49359
>>49355
*returns to body*
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49360
49371
>>49357
*lays back on ribcage slightly*
"Do eep those gracious hands occupied, Flashy."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49362
49363
>>49361
Can it take me to hyperborea?
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49363
49365 49368
>>49362
As far as I know, it projects a copy of you to any plane, including the prime material plane.
What is hyperborea?
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49364
49366
>>49361
I meant Hades.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49365
>>49363
(((https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperborea)))
Antarctica.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49366
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>>49364
Hey can you make this better i still dont have my pc.
7spzf
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No.49367
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>>49366
I'm feeling lazy tonight, so this is all you're getting for now.
I tried to recolor the dick, but it looked brown, and I didn't feel like saturating it.
A bull's dick looks different btw.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49368
49369 49370 49418
>>49353
I am him
>>49363
That sound intresting
>>49367
Doesn't a bovine dick look like a tentacle?
7spzf
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No.49369
49418
>>49368
>tentacle
A bit, I guess.
7spzf
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No.49370
49372 49374
>>49368
just figured out how to have Tracy go on long missions and still be able to feed her birds.
Anonymous
EtiqE
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No.49371
49375
>>49360
reeeee
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49372
49373
>>49370
I swear if you fucking leave again
7spzf
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No.49373
49408
>>49372
Sorry about that...
I'll try not to.. If meatspace doesn't get in the way.
Anonymous
EtiqE
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No.49374
49376
>>49370
Get a maid. The physical body is paralyzed while astral projecting. Also she doesn't have at will astral projection
7spzf
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No.49375
49377
>>49371
>pretending he doesn't like it
[flirtatious nightmare noises]
7spzf
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No.49376
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>>49374
Yeah, but she could do it at least a couple times a day. She'd only need to hide in a hole for 15-20 minutes.
Anonymous
EtiqE
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No.49377
49378
>>49375
[crushed paladin noises]
7spzf
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No.49378
>>49377
*gets up slightly, but not enough to let him escape*
[giggles]
Anonymous
EtiqE
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No.49379
49380
>>49376
>leaving her body vulnerable for 15 minutes at a time
Actually this could be pretty fun
7spzf
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No.49380
49383
>>49379
*smushes under tracks of land*
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49381
49382
>>49367
Thanks
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49382
>>49381
You're welcome.
Anonymous
EtiqE
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No.49383
>>49380
[smushed reeeing sounds]
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49384
49387 49389
>>49334
Depends on the item, probably a standard action
>>49336
Fun fact, remember how I was saying movement should be double on the Ethereal plane? I got it mixed up with the Astral plane.
>>49354
>Crimson Skies
Oh that, that ended a while ago

Anonymous
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No.49385
49386 49402
Oh, and Torcuil spontaneously has an aneurism and dies.
>inb4
Cuz I had "You are a pirate!" stuck in my head all goddamn day.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49386
49402
>>49385
Aneurysms can happen anywhere, anytime. That's what makes them so terrifying
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49387
49388 49391
>>49384
>that ended a while ago
Wait, wat? Can we still chase the mage?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49388
49389
>>49387
*takes 10 to fast mount horsey*
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49389
49391
>>49384
>standard action
Like, a ring that activates on command, like a Ring of Spell Turning.
Can you not take any other moves while activating your item?
>>49388
>not rolling
*shrinks*
*gets between legs*
*grows*
Anonymous
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No.49391
49392
>>49387
Of course. I should clarify, the Crimson Skies is a meme from an old 1st person MMO. Whenever the programmers had to update or whenever they wanted chaos, they would engage Crimson Skies, where the sky would turn red, respawn was turned off, and it turns into a giant ffa. At the conclusion, everyone reverts to where they were when the sky turned red.
The crimson sky has nothing to do with the mage btw.
>>49389
One can move 5' and they can utilize any number of quick actions, but otherwise no
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49392
49393
>>49391
Can Tracy activate her ring while she's running down this hallway?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49393
49394 49396
>>49392
"Take it like a Mare! That's what Fort saves are for. You don't need no 200,000 GP ring you received for free. Now quit wasting time, and find this bastard. Giddy up!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79UKneSjDQ
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49394
49395 49398
>>49393
Well, she's only running, so you could roll to control her during your turn while she activates it.
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49395
>>49394
Actually, you shouldn't need to roll to control a mount that's already running in one direction.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49396
>>49393
*giddy's up*
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49397
49398
Spell resistance doesn't apply to area-affect spells, right?
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49398
49399
>>49397
Unless otherwise stated, yes
>>49394
The temple is not spacious enough to allow riding a hoers
Anonymous
t6I6K
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No.49399
49400
>>49398
Surely you mean it isn't large enough to allow a horse to run
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49400
49403
>>49399
No, I mean the ceilings in the hallways are not tall enough to allow Trump on a massive Cauchemar to run freely through the place
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49401
*contemplates phasing through walls and making a bee-line towards the mage*
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49402
>>49385
TOO LATE, I HAVE ALREADY WON
>>49386
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mx0iVZ1a9jc
Anonymous
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>>49400
Maybe if he keeps his head down?
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49404
49405 49409
>>49403
If you roll a DC 15, you can drop down and hang from her flank, as you would when using her body for cover.
SJs+h
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No.49405
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>>49404
Rolling to ride horse's ass
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49406
>>49405
That's good enough with 10 ranks in Ride
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.49407
49408
>>49405
>just barely high enough with the horseshoes
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49408
Would rolling to save from an aneuism be constition aassed?
>>49373
Oh don't be sorry, it's fine if you have too but don't leave permantly if you have too. At least check in everyonce in a while
>>49407
>JRHNBR