This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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>tfw waking up with every song from movie stuck in my head
>vaped an entire cartridge yesterday
>only went to sleep cuz computer locked up
>>50134The wraiths are all silently floating out of their cells. Their unnatural aura makes the hair on the back of Tracy's neck involuntarily stand on end
.. It just had to be dread wraiths..
*readies weapons*
>>50137If you haven't noticed, the whole place is kind of an undead playground
>>50138Yeah..
[frustrated serial killer noises]
*quickly reaches back to pet now fluffier pony*
>>50142*static draws armored knight back like magnet*
If Tracy and Trump are holding position and waiting to capitalize on attacks of opportunity, that's what's about to happen. Dread wraiths close first due to superior reach and speed.
[1d20 = 17]>>50145Well then attack of opportunity. Just one attack?
>>50146Does that mean his sword does light electrical damage as well?
>>50147Unless Trump has the requisite feat, yes just one.
>>50146What now?
What did I mistakenly agree to this time? >>50151>Death-chan's mean cousinsSpooky.
*Charges ki and waits for Attack of opportunity*
>>50147Did that hit land? She gets an attack of opportunity if it did.
>>50152With Trump's absurd hit bonus? Of course
[1d20 = 20]>>50150Opportunist strike with chain.
Tracy has Combat Reflexes. Can she make another AoO once the wraith invades her square?
Trump delivers a solid blow with Vandereim, while Tracy damn near cuts the wraiths's otherwise vaporous arm off
>>50153Don't attacks against incorporeal creatures have a 50% chance of missing?
>>50160He meant one more AoO, not three in total
>>50160Tracy's base attack bonus is 12, and she has a +4 dex modifier.
>>50162Did you give her the weapons finesse feat? I recall you declined to say she had it when selecting her feats
>>50163It was the first thing she trained for on the holodeck
>>50164There hasn't been enough time to do all of this adventuring and rear animals and craft dozens of daggers and train for and complete an entire feat
>>50161No, I meant 3 in total. Wraiths don't have miss chance
>>50166The first one, yes
[3d20 = 25]
The first DW is not in the best of shape, another one is unharmed, and a third has taken a hit.
Their turn, 2 attacking Trump
>>50168Uh... if those are touch attack based, well, his AC should be 22 (ring +3, Bracers are force based +5, ring shield is force based +4), and they should have a -1 on attacks from the spell (prayer), so the first attack should not land
[2d8 = 5]
One hits Trump, and one hits Tracy.
Trump takes 1 point of Constitution drain, Tracy takes 4.
>>50169Incorporeal touch attacks pass through armor and force effects.
It's all dex now...
>>50171Shit..
Can she roll a saving throw?
>>50173Nope its "additional damage"
Hmmmm. Tracy's constitution isn't so great now that I look at it.
>>50174What triggers the drain with the charisma-based save then?
>>50176Oh, there is a saving throw isn't there? Okay, its a dc25 +cha save
Stupid question, isn't there soeetime of online dnd program? Maybe we could use it for maps and shit?
GM, what did Snek hear?
>>50177Do you apply your fortitude bonus for charisma-based saves?
>>50178*sigh*
He already made a map, and marked where the people are on it
>>50179The "Charisma based" is from the perspective of the monster. you know, if you want to level it up, or make it a cohort, or a player character or whatever, the way to increase the DC for that attack is to increase the charisma of the monster
>>50180Yes I know, but a prgram would be easier than editing pics.
[1d20+21 = 40]
Rolling for fortitude save