This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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>>49081"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
So can we clear the hallway?
>>49084If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts TracyCan be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
[1d20 = 17]
Reeeeeeee!!!!! Leave horsefu alone!
Cunt punt dwarf!
[1d20+43 = 62]>>49087Fail. Counter-punt Trump.
Her AC is 36 and her combined atk is +43
>>49088I ain't a damned quitter! Get punted ya damn midget!
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>>49089HORSEFU HAS BEEN AVENGED!
>>49089Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek
[2d20 = 21]>>49083"I say take a few of those bigger gems from the tomb and plug up his eyeholes,and use some gold to replace any missing teeth. I heard it's somewhat of a fashion statement for undead types."
>>49085[Shrieking mare noises]
Instinctive donkey-kick
*Gasps*
"WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!"
>>49092"It's okay horsey. I got her back"
>>49092"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
>>49094Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Thez suddenly starts chuckling before darting forward toward Infernius. "Watch" she stammers out between giggles as she runs up to Infernius and sets him on fire with a bic lighter.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
>>49096Sorry. Didn't get it in time... Saw it was a 20 though.
Another reason not to edit posts>>49098*Prolonged stink-eye*
"It still hurts though."
Says the horse who was just fisted moments ago
>>49098After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
>>49099"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"
*rubs horse cunt*\\
*death glare at Thez*
"I know its mean, but I've been dying to try something like it, and I'nis is so sweet that he'll look most comedically sad when he realizes how long he's been burning alive," she says breaking into laughter. "Its alll imaginatory anyway." XDDDD
>>49100Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
>>49101*Nuzzles shoulder*
"It's alright. I'm pretty used to this kind of stuff."
>>49101"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
*unsheaves Lance*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
>>49102>>49100"Even imaginary actions can have real consequences, as the person doing them is always real, and always injecting a bit of themselves into it"
>>49103*rubs horse and
not on her muzzle*
"I know little-giant horsey. But I'm here for you now"
>>49104*Glare*
>>49106"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
>>49102>crimson skyInteresting name. Is it based on anything in particular?
>>49105*Hums to self while turning spit*
>>49110"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
>>49111"Because my singing sucks, and my faggot's too lazy to think of lyrics."
>>49112"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
>>49112"That reminds me! Dancing Lights!"
T> Cast Dancing Lights
>>49111"I hum when I'm enjoying myself."
>>49113"I do dubstep sometimes.."
>>49118"Because his waifu is touching other people's genitals?"
>>49118"He'll get over it eventually.
Wanna' turn the spit?"
>>49119"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."
>>49121"When you harassed my waifu's"
>>49119Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
>>49123"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called
my waifu"
*throws misquite wood on fire*
>>49124*Rocks hips*
[2d20 = 13]>>49122"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand