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Comfy Nuts
Anonymous
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
1176 replies and 153 files omitted.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49079
every-womans-nightmare-trump-as-incubus-800.jpg

Anonymous
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No.49080
49081
bones.jpg
doot.png
Butler standing by
Mrs. sentry
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No.49081
49083
>>49080
>"DOOT!"
Anonymous
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No.49082
see_you_in_season_five_by_dm29-d7hbhtw.png

Anonymous
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No.49083
49092
>>49081
"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
Anonymous
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No.49084
49085
So can we clear the hallway?
spJyI
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No.49085
49092
>>49084
If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts Tracy
Can be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
spJyI
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No.49086
[1d20 = 11]

qIxZh
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No.49087
49088
[1d20 = 17]
Reeeeeeee!!!!! Leave horsefu alone!

Cunt punt dwarf!
spJyI
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No.49088
49089
[1d20+43 = 62]
>>49087
Fail. Counter-punt Trump.
Her AC is 36 and her combined atk is +43
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No.49089
49090 49091 49167
>>49088
I ain't a damned quitter! Get punted ya damn midget!
\r
Anonymous
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No.49090
1284575__safe_artist-colon-pencils_limestone pie_princess celestia_princess luna_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-padlock_alicorn_belt_belt buckle_bracer_chok (2).png
>>49089
HORSEFU HAS BEEN AVENGED!
Anonymous
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No.49091
>>49089
Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek


7spzf
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No.49092
49093 49094
[2d20 = 21]
>>49083
"I say take a few of those bigger gems from the tomb and plug up his eyeholes,and use some gold to replace any missing teeth. I heard it's somewhat of a fashion statement for undead types."
>>49085
[Shrieking mare noises]
Instinctive donkey-kick
*Gasps*
"WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!"
Anonymous
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No.49093
>>49092
"It's okay horsey. I got her back"
Anonymous
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No.49094
49095 49096 49097
>>49092
"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49095
>>49094
*Stink-eye*
Anonymous
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No.49096
49099
>>49094
Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49097
49167
>>49094
*murderous glare*
Anonymous
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No.49098
49099 49100
Thez suddenly starts chuckling before darting forward toward Infernius. "Watch" she stammers out between giggles as she runs up to Infernius and sets him on fire with a bic lighter.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49099
49101
>>49096
Sorry. Didn't get it in time... Saw it was a 20 though.
Another reason not to edit posts
>>49098
*Prolonged stink-eye*
"It still hurts though."
Says the horse who was just fisted moments ago
Mrs. sentry
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No.49100
49102 49106
>>49098
After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
Anonymous
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No.49101
49103 49104
>>49099
"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"

*rubs horse cunt*\\

*death glare at Thez*
Anonymous
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No.49102
49106 49108
"I know its mean, but I've been dying to try something like it, and I'nis is so sweet that he'll look most comedically sad when he realizes how long he's been burning alive," she says breaking into laughter. "Its alll imaginatory anyway." XDDDD
>>49100
Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49103
49106
>>49101
*Nuzzles shoulder*
"It's alright. I'm pretty used to this kind of stuff."
Anonymous
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No.49104
49106
>>49101
"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
Mrs. sentry
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No.49105
49110
*unsheaves Lance*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
Anonymous
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No.49106
49107
>>49102
>>49100
"Even imaginary actions can have real consequences, as the person doing them is always real, and always injecting a bit of themselves into it"

>>49103
*rubs horse and not on her muzzle*
"I know little-giant horsey. But I'm here for you now"

>>49104
*Glare*
Anonymous
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No.49107
>>49106
"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
Mrs. sentry
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No.49108
49109
>>49102
>crimson sky
Interesting name. Is it based on anything in particular?
Anonymous
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No.49109
>>49108
Old-school Meridian 59
Mrs. sentry
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No.49110
49111
>>49105
*Hums to self while turning spit*
Anonymous
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No.49111
49112 49115
>>49110
"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49112
49113 49114
>>49111
"Because my singing sucks, and my faggot's too lazy to think of lyrics."
Anonymous
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No.49113
49115
>>49112
"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
Anonymous
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No.49114
>>49112
"That reminds me! Dancing Lights!"
T> Cast Dancing Lights
Mrs. sentry
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No.49115
49117
64892__grimdark_grotesque_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_blushing_grayscale_hematolagnia_-fwslash-mlp-fwsla.jpg
>>49111
"I hum when I'm enjoying myself."
>>49113
"I do dubstep sometimes.."
Mrs. sentry
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No.49116
49118
*honey-glazes bull*
Anonymous
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No.49117
1190559__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_twilight sparkle_alicorn_floppy ears_-colon-i_i've seen some shit_neo noir_partial color_pony_solo_this kills.jpg
>>49115
"Uh, okay"
Anonymous
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No.49118
49119 49120
>>49116
"He's gonna be so sad,"

Anonymous
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No.49119
49121 49123
>>49118
"Because his waifu is touching other people's genitals?"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49120
>>49118
"He'll get over it eventually.
Wanna' turn the spit?"
Anonymous
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No.49121
49122
>>49119
"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."

Anonymous
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No.49122
49126
>>49121
"When you harassed my waifu's"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49123
49124
>>49119
Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
Anonymous
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No.49124
49125
4189.jpg
>>49123
"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu"
Mrs. sentry
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No.49125
*throws misquite wood on fire*
>>49124
*Rocks hips*

spJyI
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No.49126
49127
[2d20 = 13]
>>49122
"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand
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No.49127
49129
[1d20+27 = 32]
>>49126
Jedi mind powers
Mrs. sentry
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No.49128
*marinates*