This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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>>49250Would you happen to have a pdf of white power by rockwell the mighty?
Stay safe gm i hear there a Tsunami coming.
>>4923210/10 edit
>>49252I don't, but I do have Mein Kampf in .pdf
>>49254Do you have Democracy the god that failed?
>>49238The perfect Scoundrel has some pretty spooky rules: it looks like Paladins mainly have that option to keep them from getting skullfucked by rogues 100% of the time, who are like gods in that book.
>>49257What is that another rpg?
>>492593 minutes in and my Germanic blood is boiling.
GM walks "in" dragging Thez by an invisible leash of an otherwise inconceivable sort.
"Go on," he implores
"What?" she stubbornly deflects.
"If this is gonna happen meaning, if I'm gonna have to crunch all these fuggin' numbers all over again then you're gonna say it in front of everyone." GM sternly contests.
She sighs, "Fine. I'm giving up my 13 levels of Fighter class experience.
>>49264This. That'll put at 35 HD with a complete reroll, with extensive penalties to base attack, feats,
dimension door range,....
"I want magic again. The only way I'm gonna get it is by getting rid of antiquated experience."
>go to second half of class lecture
>check phone again
>there's a crisis about to break out
Goddamn it
>>49265Or maybe I misinterpreted. I am not sure
Commander Rockwell just sold me on Gassing niggers.
>>49275Thez is giving up 13 lvls to get back magic.
>>49277Yeah, I was just wondering about Trump's faggot.
>>49280
Well she has to shed the levels SOME way.
>>49281Also, I want to try them out.
>>49281>>49282No, screw your censorship.
I'm not about to pass-up a chance to use those abyssal claws for what their meant for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it down the drain.
>>49283No cannibalizing GM's character for your own advancement
>>49284First of all, that's not what's going on.
Second of all, I'll cannibalize whatever I want if it means advancement.
>>49285No, you
earn your advancement through surviving dangerous encounters, faggot
>>49285And with a wink and a nod, its all done. Thez seems to shrink as this occurs. Not in overall existence, but in mass and exceptionality.
>>49286>earnI'm a Thief: I steal, I cheat, I lie, I bargain. That is how a Thief advances.
And again,
that's not what's going on. >>49288You're confusing character with player again. A
player should never cheat or steal
>>49290How does a player "steal"?
Also
>implying >>49289"Oh don't be so dramatic. If anything, I was eliminating excess/old growth. I will be stronger now."
>and, I can grow again >>49293Does this mean we'll get 5o fight something big enough for her to level-up soon?
*flexes claws*
"A waste if I say so myself, but sometimes it's good to freshen up and start over. There's nothing more gratifying than a good Level-up."regardless of where it comes from
>>49293*puts thez into my pocket*
>>49299"So would I, but it's frustrating when you can only do so a few times a week..
It's worth the wait though."
>4th wall shatters*Leans weight back on top of him a bit more*
"And who told you to stop?"
>[Insert bedroom eyes] >>49301*is somewhat frighten by demon horse*
"Y-yes ma'am"
*starts sexing demon horse again*
>>49303"~Ah.. Good boy..."
[Relaxed, blissful monster noises]